When you want to Save me go to China or Mongolia because I am there for four weeks. I am easy to recognize because I will be wearing my TAG.
Back after 8 august. So rest in peace!
HP Darcy, The Horse Whisperer
SaveMe Oh: zijn die lelijke paardendingen van jou?
bibi Kling: pardon
SaveMe Oh: die Pocahontas rommel
bibi Kling: w8 eens ff ik kom
SaveMe Oh: of is het my little pony?
SaveMe Oh: is HP geflipt?
SaveMe Oh: dat ie dit aan de muur hangt?
bibi Kling: jah euh zeg et mij nu ma
bibi Kling: want had et druk
SaveMe Oh: met pony borstelen?
SaveMe Oh: wat moet die rommel hier?
bibi Kling: die rommel is toevallig van mij
SaveMe Oh: ja, daarom bibi Kling: en iedereen heeft zo zijn mening
SaveMe Oh: hoe kun je in godsnaam zoiets lelijks in elkaar flansen?
SaveMe Oh: je houdt vast ook van line dansen?
SaveMe Oh: en tipi”s?
bibi Kling: euhm nee
bibi Kling: en euh wille we wel beetje vriendelijk blijve aub
SaveMe Oh: heeft ie dit van je gekocht?
bibi Kling: nee
bibi Kling: hij heeft me dit gevraagd
SaveMe Oh: of wilde hij seks?
bibi Kling: hoezo dat nu
SaveMe Oh: ik kan me niet voorstellen dat hij dit vrijwillig hier neerhangt
bibi Kling: seg ma ik herriner me dat HP een avi wouw met oh er achter
SaveMe Oh: natuurlijk, wie niet?
bibi Kling: wel toeval vind je ook niet
SaveMe Oh: ja, kijk eens naar mijn TAG, blondie
SaveMe Oh: toevallig he
SaveMe Oh: ?
SaveMe Oh: nou, je neukt hem maar lekker
SaveMe Oh: ik hoef geen ouwe mannen met een snor
bibi Kling: heb ge wat tege mij ofzo
SaveMe Oh: maar die paardenrommel doet pijn aan de ogen
SaveMe Oh: ben je ook nog Belg?
bibi Kling: jah
bibi Kling: heb ge probleem mee mss
SaveMe Oh: of kun je gewoon nog niet zo lang schrijven?
bibi Kling: ik heb het toevallig wel druk hoor
bibi Kling: ben nie alleen na u aant luiste
SaveMe Oh: vast
bibi Kling: luistere
SaveMe Oh: domme blondjes hebben het altijd druk
bibi Kling: dom blondje pardon kijk eens na u zelf hoe ziet gij uit
SaveMe Oh: hoe oud ben je?
bibi Kling: gaat u niks aan
bibi Kling: vraag ik toch ook nie
SaveMe Oh: ik ben 83
SaveMe Oh: mag iedereen weten
bibi Kling: kweet nie ma volgens mij zeit gij HP ofzo
SaveMe Oh: nog een domme blonde
tammy Verwood: en hier is dietweede domme blonde
tammy Verwood: heb je wat
bibi Kling: seg lesbi ofzo gij
SaveMe Oh: is dit je blonde ponymaatje?
bibi Kling: oh jezus mens doe niet zo kinderachtig
tammy Verwood: wat moet jij eigenlijk
SaveMe Oh: van de Jannes fanclub?
bibi Kling: NEE
SaveMe Oh: ik wil die lelijke paarden hier weg
tammy Verwood: bekijk je zelf eens even wil je
SaveMe Oh: ik zie er in ieder geval niet uit als een domme poedel
bibi Kling: nee een die is blijve hange in de jare stilleke
bibi Kling: stillekes*
tammy Verwood: nee jij ziet er uit als een bajes klant
tammy Verwood: ook nog duwen
SaveMe Oh: koop die paardenrommel aan de muur, dan kan het weg
tammy Verwood: weet niet wie je bent maar hou hier nou maar even mee op
SaveMe Oh: dat maak ik zelf wel uit
SaveMe Oh: dit land is van mijn groep
SaveMe Oh: blondie
SaveMe Oh: of kun je niet lezen
tammy Verwood: ja jij wel kom bibi zijn naar np
SaveMe Oh: sorry, ik spreek geen dialect
tammy Verwood: wil niets met die te maken hebben
bibi Kling: nee zo dom ben je ook nog
SaveMe Oh: wegwezen
SaveMe Oh: van mijn land af
tammy Verwood: jij bent een opgefokte ………………..
bibi Kling: ik ben ook Dial VIP
bibi Kling: dus ik mag hier ook kome
SaveMe Oh: belgische vips tellen niet, die zijn voor de schoonmaak
bibi Kling: oh ja gij wel chinees man
SaveMe Oh: japans
bibi Kling: das et zelfde
bibi Kling: met die stomme spleet ogen
When Aging Hippies Start To Love You
When I was flying around last week together with my friend Dream Scientist (the resurrected Flower Exonar who escaped from the claws of his mistress Calimero Lane) in the Diabolus Artspace of the CARPIES we were offered building space before we could wink. Josina Burgess and Velazquez Bonetto forced us to accept a building platform for our artwork and if they could have locked us up to immediately start building they would have done so. Why all those people who start to tremble when they saw me a year ago start now to hug and kiss me?
They even forced me to go to Budapest with them!!
Feathers Boa, who personally took care for my banning from Caerleon is now all milk and honey, maybe because she finally dare to show the art she always wanted to show, her shaved pussy, still a little disguised in tear jerking stories about drugs and mental illnesses, but she almost asked to marry me.
In Public Townscape they kicked out Coco Jaxxon and Alf Ibbetson so they could ask me back in. Henry125 Petrov stated personally that he preferred to have me back than to be the slave of a religious fanatic who pretended to help the poor with gambling and poledancing.
And now the CARPIES. This controlfreaking hippies who love to tie you up in a chair so nothing can go wrong when they stage their multimedia plays (not knowing nobody will do anything as all groupies are already deeply asleep after 10 minutes of slow told, mother earth related, pseudo visionary, symphonic hippierocking bombastic reinvented Woodstockstuff) are now inviting me in. How can I pretend to be one of them????
Hey, I am an actress. If I can’t pretend I should change profession!
So better check this out before they ritual burn me.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Jourdain/160/37/901
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Jourdain/158/50/901
And yes, I am ashamed to say, but my movies are also showed in their inworld cinema.
The Rotating Pulsating Prim Plague
Pulsating Rotating Prims are the garbage of Secondlife. Watch this movie to be cured for the rest of your life. After this you will never use them again.
I Love The OH But I Can’t
A movie shot in the house of Slutmagazine owner Jumpman Lame. I would like to thank my daddy Cupido Oh for being so patient with me and for going through this all. I understand it was quit shocking for him to do this, but he finally accepted to do this for artsake.
Poodles For Sale
To make sure he has not to pay himself for the expenses of his filthy Slut magazine Jumpman Lane collected a pack of poodles (blond, bimbolike, curly and low IQ) around him that he auctions once in a while so he has some Linden for uploading dirty pics. Because the extreme low quality of the poodles he has to sell them as often as possible to serve his handjob needing. Candace Flossberg went away for a lousy 2000 Linden, Veronica2Vixen Devoix(who has a little more brain cells) for 5000. Annie Juran we don’t mention here as she earns money for her boss playing a child avatar. Jumpman must be an animal lover and a friend of children.
When all this poodles would work one afternoon in the Ronald MacDonald house they would earn 1000 times more and could even give something away for charity.
I keep on doing my best in the meantime to turn Jumpman Lane into a decent citizen who can really contribute something to society, but it’s a long way.
Here you see me in his pool teaching him to swim. When that is finished I will teach him to read and write.
Cheesus Loves You
Sunday 7 june was the rememborable day the Dutch Salvation Church opened her doors. Many worshippers received the message that Cheesus loves you and that Cheesus saves you and run to the church of the bikini God to find the spiritual Cheesus inside yourself. The worshippers found themselves in a pulsating and rotating prim free zone and experienced for the first time the total freedom of being in the hands of Cheesus what felt liked being in control yourself again. What a blessing!
So go also to the church and find your way to Cheesus. Free bikinis are in front of the church in the cheese-cube with the Dutch flag.
Regular preaching by the Holy Cheesus herself mainly on Sundays. Check it out.
So go also to the church and find your way to Cheesus. Free bikinis are in front of the church in the cheese-cube with the Dutch flag.
Regular preaching by the Holy Cheesus herself mainly on Sundays. Check it out.
Oh God Save Me
Maybe she is god and you will be saved in the Dutch Salvation Church of SaveMe Oh.
Come to pray.
The Dutch Salvation Church
In an attempt to make a statement against the boring building capabilities of many in Secondlife I resurrected The Dutch Salvation Church in Schoondamme, 0031. Come here to pray for inspiration how to not rebuild real life. The worshippers of the Bikini God already choose this church as their holy gathering spot. In the church there is the possibility to eat for Africa, give grease for peace, see addicts in action or feed the poor and the hungry. The official blessing of the church will be soon, we will wait until the Pope is back from the Middle East and God finished his sabbatical.
