Love Letter

When I am on holidays until half August you all have the time to write me a nice love letter. I shouldn’t have to ask!

Banned, Ejected And Born Again

Being banned and ejected works as a refinement. After Georg Janick, Dagger1 Dagger, Henry125 Petrov, Coco Jaxxon, Loonz Dryke, Birdie Dryke, Myself Ah and Fredje Broek had push the ban button I always got periods of unstoppable creativity.

But this time it’s not to believe what happened. Now I found together with Flower Exonar and Deruub Pastorelli a reservation for orbited artists. And on this land you will witness, on the moment that I write, an explosion of creativity. The epileptics triggering cinema of Flower Exonar, the alternative shopping centre of Deruub, my rebuild SaveMe Foundation, craziness on the ground floor where you can light your fire and a hall with totally useless freebies. And when you walk or fly around there you are the possible victim of a sudden noise attack when the 3 of us catch our handmade sound instruments to produce the loudest noise ever done in SL, (real time, no streaming or broadcast). But what I write today will be different tomorrow, that’s how quick we are.

Links: Go to our profiles inworld and see the links everywhere or just send us an IM and ask. Work can also be seen on Flickr, YouTube and every other site you can think of. When you try to be as creative as us you will find it for shure.

On request or uninvited we can also come and disturb your party because our credo stays: Not banned a day, not Second Lived a day.

Dear Flower, until the day you ban me I thank you for rescuing me out of the claws of communism, furry’s and child avatars.

When A Man Loves A Woman

Georg Janick, when a socialist want to play king he needs at least a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Fredje Broek, when you want to save the world and your empire is based in a pole dance club  you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Henry125 Petrov, when you have to play Henry Potter to keep the power you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Dagger1 Dagger, when you already forgive me a long time ago and see the others still struggle you must have found finally your sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Jumpman Lane, when you have to write the same line every day over and over again you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Coco Jaxxon, when you want to help artists but you make your base camp look like Hogwarth you certainly need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

SwingingOnAStar Kidd, when you leave the judging to God you really need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Sam Silberman, when you want to be a spy and griever in one person you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Alf Ibbetson, if you say all those bad things about Public Townscape but you are still a member you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Loonz Dryke, when you try to be the reincarnation of Jumpman Lane you sure need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Birdie Dryke, when you still live with that awful husband of yours you need badly a good sense of humour, give me a kiss.

KimBashful Ballinger, when you are in love with Henry125 Petrov but he has to play the dog of Coco Jaxxon you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Myself Ah, when you love rules so much that you better are locked up in a cage of your mistress you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

ChibiCho Hamaski, when you are schizophrenic but not such a good one you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Pixels Sideways, when you want to be the leader of the KGB and still pretend to love art you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Petronilla Paperdoll, when you love your privacy so much no one ever sees you again you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Januh Kilara, when you have no problem to be a judge to save your own interests you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Floriano Flossberg, when you see your beautiful initiative been ruined by Henry Potter addicts you need a big sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Profcharlene Darwin, when you try to be funny but are not you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Shon Anatine, when your wife punish you all the time you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

RoamingKnight Zhangsun, when also the nicest people miss a strong backbone you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

Barb Preez, when you have to corrupt contests for charity you need a sense of humour, give me a kiss.

 

WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH SAVEME OH YOU NEED A SENSE OF HUMOUR,  GIVE HER A KISS

 

For advice how to love go to:

Sole Jie, Flower Exonar, Cupido Oh, Laze Babenco, Boheme Oh, Cristos Benelli, Jennii Dominquez,Tusken Sabre, Namvet Beerbaum, Manuela Collas, AE04BKG Silvera, Ghostofagoat Alexander, Callie DelBoa, Ze Moo, or Arne Lauridsen.

What We Did In Our Weekend

First I let Leonid Breznjev incarnation Georg Janick hook me up with a walking carrot, that would fit me perfectly well. After that communist marriage counselling (never trust that) the carrot let me build my Save Sex Sensation (see my profile for a landmark) on his land, resulting in furious furry’s coming complaining about orgasmic noise. Late that night we went as cigarette’s to the Day Of The Last Smoke where Fredje Broek and Profcharlene Darwin manipulated a contest to donate their lousy 5000 Linden win to Warchild so Marco Borsato could fly first class in the future. Of course we couldn’t stand our lost, we are bad losers, and we spoiled their victory with our hobby: Chatspam. Next day we enlightened the Egyptian Chapel of  the Leader Of The Caerleon Politburo Georg Janick with my religious nudes because we are aware of the rejection of the communists of religion. Opium for the people as they call it. But this politburo leader admires in secret mysticism and cubist viewpoints so he couldn’t enjoy the new artwork and deleted all, leaving the carrot with nothing else then his green hair. Of course we are bad losers and so we cheer up a lecture about the boring colour use of Turner with a real time burning en crucifixtion performance resulting in our ban from the Caerleon Island. The only sad thing is that the progress I made with only two ban’s has been reduced by the latest ban. But I promise I keep on trying to give the best I have. If only not all those people where standing in my way, what a beautiful world we could have.

Btw, did you know carrots make you see better? Or did you ever see a rabbit with glasses? Old wishdom from the cold Dutch grounds.

Artists And Peasants

 

After being a guardian of boy scouts (Loonz Dryke, Myself Ah, Jumpman Lame) and Harry Potter fans (Coco Jaxxon and Henry125 Petrov) my dear friend Sole Jie reminded me again that I had to stop being a lazy artist and had to start building again. But at the moment my teatro in the Nuovo Sicilia Sim is under construction and the Marxist politburo of Caerleon Island are also in permanent reorganisation but luckily somebody fell again in love with my beautiful face and gorgeous character and couldn’t resist the opportunity to get involved with my dangerous art. They have to have courage to do so because the ones who host my art will have themselves a problem soon too. Or the old ladies from the politburo will come complaining about the noise, or the narrow-minded will come complaining about some harmless nudity or Sim owners will have to talk with you about moral issues. But Flower Exonar was so much in need for a wild boar that he didn’t care (and of course he is so ugly, he can’t be too selective) and let me put for coming month my interactive Save Sex Sensation in his place. So there you can now fuck around SAVE. You can fuck the Americans, you can fuck the Chinese, the Germans and the Dutch, you can express yourself and you can buy art. And of course is the SaveMe Choir still singing in the Enschede Sim. See my profile in SL to find both places, they are under PICKS.

And so was yesterday night a wonderful evening with first the performance of The Wall,  and an afterparty in the Save Sex Sensation, where all the freaks could eat their heart out. And the other good news is: I was only banned this week 2 times. I make some progress.

 

A Linden Called For Help

And of course I try to save everybody, so here is the IM I recieved.

 [10:01]  Socrates Linden: More of your adoring fans?
[10:02]  Jumpman Lane: yup. Look So Crates, you can run around callin people like ME and muhammad niggers. or can you
[10:02]  Socrates Linden: Well those are clear cut actions in violation of the terms of service…if
[10:02]  Jumpman Lane: yup?
[10:02]  Socrates Linden: If it actually occured. Abuse report it.
[10:02]  Jumpman Lane: I DID! and a support ticket.
[10:02]  Socrates Linden: A tickect wasnt necessary. we have the mechanisms to handle violations of the TOS. We’re going to have to make your spamming support abuse reportable ._.
[10:02]  Jumpman Lane: WHY? Can I share this?
[10:02]  Socrates Linden: Nvm. Sure. Our informal conversations have to be transparent by necessity
[10:02]  Jumpman Lane: gimme ur bear!
[10:02]  Socrates Linden: Oh Jumpman I haven’t made one yet.

[12:55]  Jumpman Lane: (6/24/08 10:20 AM PDT)  Hello Jumpman,   Thank you for contacting us.  The abuse report you have filed has been received.     If you require any further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact us again.  Kind regards, Kamila Linden Lab Support

Boyscouts

It’s so sweet to see the boys TURD, HO and fight eachother in endless conversations on my blog but I would ask for some new vocabulaire because Sole and Me are not learning any new words lately in our attempt to speak a better English. Can I ask for some conversationtechniques on a higher level so also my intellectual readers will be satisfied? Otherwise I fear SL goes down the drain as in Public Townscape they only are playing Harry Potter and in the Kitty Kat Club they play FIND THE ONLY CUSTOMER.

So to all boyscouts in SL I would like to say: consider a carreer switch as artist.

Coco Loves The Lindens But Hates Me

Coco Jaxxon Says:
January 9th, 2008 at 8:30 AM

First want to say congrats on award

I work for the Media (BBC) and a non profit organisation Developing Artists. As well as being a Pro singer myself.

I joind SL so that I could collaborate and work much easier with the industry I am in - I have to say guys I love what you have developed and what the residents have created here and am really greatful that finaly I can let my creative imagination run wild without limitations - do you know how good that feels lol

Be because of this program I have been able to communicate and bring people together in a positive way foward thingking kinda way - I am excited at the future posibillites - so to let you know I am supporting you in RL and will spead the word - loving the tecnology also - soo cool - and so are the people I have met - oh how dreams can come true in this world of dreams

The award you hve just been given - is just the first of many - and I am happy to be associated to a foward thinking tecnology busting company.

Hail to the Lindens

Boys Educate Themselves

It’s like a miracle in times that you think the youth of nowadays don’t want to learn anymore but they still do. Don’t be to pessimistic about it and just let them find their own way. A complete school class found my blog and are exchanging now opinions, grammar rules and tips and tricks about the use of internet (look for their comments in this blog). Of course they still are like a bunch of young dogs and want to play, barking at each other and using bad words, but that’s the youth. They have to be allowed to be little rebels so they can learn without knowing it. The greatest fun they have is to collect a million alter ego’s and play spy vs spy upon each other. Next to their computer must be a marvel comic book where they can take quotes out. And in this dreamy world they can pretend to be Superman, The Joker, James Bond or The Shadow In The Dark. When they are learning in this way their daddy’s and mummy’s are standing smiling behind their siblings and see that the youth of nowadays is still eager to get a future. Of course they have to keep an eye on them that they will use their new learned skills for the benefit of a better world but we must have trust in them. Maybe they turn out to be smart enough to build a better world for us all instead of been send over in a war in the middle east as target bunnies. I am waiting in SL for the moment that they use their skills for something beautiful and interesting but that will take time. Boys will be boys, as we all know.

Ban The Dictators

In SL there are people who want to play the boss and rule over others. Their favourite sport is to ban others and try to dump them forever. This banned people, like myself, have no other option then to pay back the injustice done to them. And as they don’t own land, or have an army of heel licking slaves they have to follow the old guerrilla techniques. The best way to do that is to narrow the circle of the despotic rulers. Join all their open groups and use then the groupchat and propose option to let the other group members know which rat they have in their friendslist. The group owner have no other option then to stop the open enrolment. In this way they are locked up soon in their own sad little empires.

Use alter ego’s to keep spying on them so they can’t proceed with their undemocratic and dictatorial Birma or Nazi-German modelled  sims.

Visit all the places frequent that they have in their profile as favourites and scream around loud what you think of them. Soon they will have to hide everything from themselves and be anonymous kings and queens.

Show every bad thing they write in your weblog, so the rest of the world can also see what sad people they are.

And maybe, one day, they will learn from their error, say sorry, and welcome us again to contribute again to the only thing that counts, free way for the free spirit.