Secret Brotherhood Of The True Truth

Slowly becoming bored with the role-playing aspects of their created avatars some of secondlife residents start to use hypergrid safari’s as a way of rebirthing, cherish their noob hair as if they just discovered the wonders of it yesterday, others leave Secondlife but are still so attached to their created fake identity that they keep on using their avatar names on Social Media platforms as Facebook. For the ones who stay behind in Secondlife this creates sometimes strange conflicts when for example former superheroes like Marmaduke Arado, who once stand up with screaming fists against secondlife dictatorships like the one in LEA run by dictator Solo Mornington, now at once becomes the biggest supporter of Vladimir Putin and is naming more or less everybody he knew before a Nazi. Week after week this former rescuer of the Dada art in Secondlife is now together with his brother in arms, former artist Lollito Larkham busy to proof that the Malaysian airplane was not shot down by the Russians but by the Ukrainians as if the dead people care much if they were shot down by a Russian missile fired by the Russians or a Russian missile fired by the Ukrainians.


When this superhero became a LEA collaborator this year because it was at once very convenient to have building rights to make a raft, so why not lick Solo Mornington’s ass a little after all, he became furious when we complain on his facebook about his backstabbing behaviour, because his RL daughter might read it but apparently it is no problem to use a fake account to create conspiracy theories (was Elvis really on that plane?) over the dead bodies of the victims off an airplane attack. Or are those poor avatars accounts that are not in use anymore finally hacked by the Russian KGB??? Or is the NCA playing a trick on us to find out what are our secret believes by using these accounts? Could it really be that the beheaded journalist was just a mesh avatar who was fed up with his prim head and let it cut off by Mr. Bones to have it replaced by a mesh one? And why those English?, Dutch?, Portuguese? Islamic State killers have at once the names of The Beatles? Their haircuts? Their headcuts? John, Paul, Ringo and George creating the Islamic State? With a little help from my friends? When my butcher knife gently weeps? We all live in a sharia submarine, sharia submarine, sharia submarine ( all together now).


All those former avatar artists are now the devotees of the true truth and organise themselves in brotherhoods for the one and only truth. As if their new identity is so much stronger to analyse the world than the RL thing that is sitting on the couch at home every night with a bag of potato chips and a cool Chardonnay. But a true artist wouldn’t care less about the truth as especially artists should have to know that the truth doesn’t exist; only what we want to belief.

And you better belief me because I am SaveMe Oh.

Graveyard Safari

As soon I announced I was going on safari in Africa, herds of minions and acolytes couldn’t wait to do the same in virtual worlds resulting in the sad events called Hypergrid Safari. The organisers assume that it would be a good trick to light up their loneliness by persuade other hopeless lonely souls to show up to sit all night on a zebra, elephant or giraffe and take pics of each other to share the retro feel with each other of the beginning of virtual worlds. `Oh look my noob hair’ they scream exited to each other.

The sadness of open sims is exposed in full glory when you see the caravan of elderly cat ladies on zebra’s visiting the buildings of other almost died relics hiding in a corner of their own piece of hypergrid and then have no other option than babble about days of long gone primglueing.

Zebra crossing

Just when you thought people finally get the only reason virtual worlds exist; the possibility of interaction, even your dearest friends drop back to visiting primglued building sites, as if you didn’t teach them anything the last few years. They live in the assumption that the rumour of a dying Secondlife could be avoided by doing more of the same again in some dark corner of their own hard disks.

Of course it is obvious everybody sinks in a pool of deep despair when I take a few weeks off to enjoy my well deserved holidays but to see everybody fall back so quick to mediocre levels we all thought we had buried forever is scaring and disturbing.

Bryn’s Blog Block

This week I received a letter from my dear sister Bryn Oh in which she begged me to answer some questions in an attempt to fill her blog. “I am completely running out if ideas” she cried “and my fans already have threaten to kill my sheep when I don’t give them something”. And then SaveMe has to do what her name orders her to do; Save her poor sis.


So here I go…sigh!

1-Where are you from?  And who are the most renowned artists from your country in your opinion?

Dear Sis, as you dug for years in my stuff and spent hours and hours to find out everything there is to know about me you know very well I am from the Netherlands where I was the offspring of one of our daddy Cupido’s escapades which he performed all over the world (although his affair with your mother better had never happen). That you dare to ask who are the most renowned artists here is a sad example of your blinding jealousy. You know very well that I and my dear wife Rose Borchovski are top of the bill in the Netherlands, and not only there but also in that lame country of yours; Canada, were the word ART still has to be invented

2-Often the average person outside SL is perplexed with virtual worlds in general.  When people unfamiliar with the virtual ask you what you do how do you explain it?

They only have to go to my vimeo site to see the absolute top off the bill what virtual worlds can offer when in the hands of an excellent artist like me. Even the average Canadian baby seal hunter will turn his bloody club into a painting brush to draw some first attempts of ART on the ice after seeing my work.

3-Who are a few of your favorite artists and why?

A few of my favourite artists are my brilliant alts who succeed to enlarge my fame every second one of my sister Bryn’s snitches or securitate members of the LEA dictatorship play their dirty tricks to make it impossible for me to be what I am; the OHne and OHnly SaveMe Oh, the most famous artist ever appeared in a virtual world

4-Whose artwork do you personally dislike the most and why?

It’s obvious I dislike your work the most; as I hate the way you try to turn art into a Harry Potterised Farmville, with quasi deep bullshit storylines and rusty cogwheels who have to prevent your sheep from a group suicide out of boredom.

5-Which of your own works are you most proud of? Do you feel any failed and if so do you now know why?

The only work I ever made was SaveMe Oh and it never failed a second and you know better than anybody else why, if only you could admit it once.

6-Do you have a method when creating? If so how does it often progress?  For example do you sketch or write out ideas first for weeks or do you perhaps just jump directly into the project with little planning and adapt as you go?

The only plan I ever made was to be SaveMe Oh and that was so brilliant that the process and the progress streams in a never ending flow of immense creativity. One day I may allow you to bow down to one of these streams to have a little sip.

7-What are you currently reading, listening to or looking at to inspire your work?

I only watch my own movies and get inspired by myself. I pity all those people who do nothing else than dig all day on the internet to share their pathetic finds all day on facebook in the hope to score a few “likes”.

8-Does your work have an overall theme and if so what might that be?  If not please describe how you tend to pick your topics.

You, dear sis, are the only one who can ask such a stupid question to me; not only my overall theme but the entire theme of virtuality is SaveMe Oh, as if you don’t know that very well.

9-Have you ever had to deal with negative publicity or a disappointing rejection of your artwork?  How do you deal with it?

By shove my greatness in everybody’s face the jealousy of all you wannabe artists is so big that you all only can respond in pouring out tons of negative publicity over my head, not realising this only adds to my immense popularity as all you suckers do not have a clue that creating drama is the highest level for an artist she can reach, leaving all those silly prim gluers behind as elderly cat ladies speeding up their funeral.

10-Would you like to take a stab at explaining what defines virtual art?

Art is when you are stabbed in the back every day and still are able to slap everybody in the face and make them in fact like it.

11-What would you say makes virtual creations unique over other art forms?

Dear sis, you really want to know why I am unique?

12-Centuries ago there was no such thing as an “artist” just craftsmen, as time progressed superior technical ability and creativity created the elite “Master” artist whose work stood recognized above all others.  In 1917 Marcel Duchamp submitted a work entitled “Fountain” to the Society of Independent artists.    He stated “… He (the artist) CHOSE it. He took an article of life, placed it so that its useful significance disappeared under the new title and point of view  created a new thought for that object”  He wanted to shift the focus away from technical craft to more of an aesthetic intellectual interpretation.  Some say that because of him almost everything is considered art today.  From an elephant painting with its trunk, a Banksy, a child’s drawing to someone vomiting paint onto a canvas.  What is your perspective on this?

She who has the idea is the artist, how it’s done is for the slaves.

Snapshot_214Who you think was the inspiration for the movie AVATAR????


Kill A Smile

Barney Horsedick shouts: Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the ART in HATS show in support of Kill a Smile Charity Auction.

Today’s presentation is a combination of despotism woven into the world of fake charity by giving head! Haha, I mean hats of course.

We will show off some of the greatest bullshit, just to make you pay and give you the feeling you do something great while you are on your fat ass behind your PC doing completely nothing for the benefit of the world. You are only here to say hail to the dictatorship of SL who needs to see your written applause as much as possible so they can be sure you are still a faithfull follower. The great design of today will be forced upon you, is widely available, and will be sold and reproduced again and again and again until we have killed every smile.

Barney Horsedick shouts: This hat is part of The Dick Collection, an offering from SaveMe Oh who is joining us to model the collection. Named Life of the Party it is made with erected sculpted and blown prim pieces, this hat is for those who want to light up their surroundings, be it at a party or event just taking photos – the hat turns on and off with just a touch. It is not equipped with a resizer, but should fit most!


Quan Lavender: Applause

Barney Horsedick shouts: The same hat goes where I’m sure no hat has gone before! This hat is a massage hat for the head! Now, who amongst us couldn’t use a relaxing massage? We all love that feeling, don’t we? Well now you can have it for your avatar too thanks to SaveMe and her Primitive Massage Hat!

Ride Me

Quan Lavender: Applause

Barney Horsedick shouts: “Ah, no no no; I’m a rocket man; Rocket man; Burnin’ out his fuse; Up here alone…” Want to have your own rocket man? Have your own rocket? SaveMe Oh has just the solution with her Hot Rocket Hat…The Hot Rock Hat will lift you and keep you swaying and floating wherever you go! Be sure to grab your own Hot Rocket Hat!


Quan Lavender: Applause

Barney Horsedick shouts: Bringing another spectacular addition to Art in Hats is SaveMe Oh who has added a show stopping piece that features almost elephant size detailed parts to add that something different to your stomach to keep them all talking!

Thirza Ember

Quan Lavender: applause

Barney Horsedick shouts: Oh, Again stunned by SaveMe Oh and her imagination, this time she brings home your nightmare experiments from your childhood days…and then sets them loose over your head! The piece that won’t stop changing and moving, you may find you can’t stop watching it as you add it to your next clever outfit. Don’t forget to pick this one up before you tp away


Quan Lavender: applause

Barney Horsedick shouts: This piece, which resizes on touch, is offered for Kill A Smile and worn today by the lovely Cherry Manga. Be sure to make your bid on The Secret Bank account of the LEA dictatorship in the Kill A Smile charity auction before you leave today!


Quan Lavender: applause

Barney Horsedick shouts: The next hat up is an unusual, but stunning creation called again the Quantity Bowler Hat. You can purchase this one and take it home today as it is for sale! It has a big horsedick overhead and the head is with a purple top hat. It makes me think of the movie Warhorse – things would have been much different for them if they’d had this kind of hat to wear!


Quan Lavender: applause

Barney Horsedick shouts: Though seen possibly as a sloppy artist, SaveMe Oh’s hat displays the creative thinking of the reflection of a true artist. The hat displays the messy result as a reflection of her rl artist mind that is also actively working in SL. Bring this splash of horse to your wardrobe from the Art in Hats event!

A great hat can change your day 2

Quan Lavender: A great hat can change your day! APPLAUSE!

The SaveMe Oh Art In Hats Contest 2014



A photo contest with the free Quantity Bowler hat, specially designed by SaveMe Oh for this occasion.

Receive the free hat as a group gift or ask SaveMe for your personal copy. Go to the ART IN HATS sim and take your best picture wearing the hat.

After send you photo copy/mod/transfer to SaveMe Oh.

You can win ONE NIGHT WITH SAVEME OH for the best pic.

A special prize of HOT SEX WITH SAVEME OH for the best pic who contains you, the hat and Quan Lavender, member of the LEA dictatorship, High priest of Boutou and self acclaimed judge in matters of good and evil.

Your photos have to be in the procession of SaveMe Oh before 11 July 2014. An award show will take place at 12 July.

Good luck!


Friday the 13th, full large orange moon at the real life sky, neighbours in my neighbourhood screaming so loud at every goal (5) the Dutch soccer team scored against Spain in the world championship that I sometimes hardly could hear the music of Morlita Quan (the only Quan I love). On that magical night we all gathered together for showing in Cherry Manga’s sim our faith. Our faith in NOTHING.

Better circumstances to proof the stupidity of religion are almost impossible. In a more than 3 hours worship session we created an atmosphere that was a mystification of fake of biblical proportions. While the avatars were kneeling in deep devotion for the resurrected Cheesus they experienced visions, delusions, sightings and felt touched by the heavenly divine hand of Oh. Out of pure happiness the Linden rained down on us in an unstoppable flow of creation power.

Everybody experienced the miracle that brought them in a trance in which they prayed for this to never end. They would sacrifice their knees in an everlasting devotion if this could prevent their astral virtual bodies return to the blank and pale reality of everyday virtual life or worse, send in exile to an uninhabited place in an open sim were old ladies force you into a bingo safari.


To prevent this from happening we prayed;

O SaveMe Oh, who art heroic love;

Keep alive in our hearts that adventurous spirit which makes men scorn the way of safety,

so that SaveMe’s  will be done.

For so only, O Cheesus, shall we be worthy of those courageous souls…

who in every age have ventured all in obedience to SaveMe’s call;

through SaveMe Oh our Cheesus.  Amen

And we prayed;

SaveMe, our Cheesus

I turn to You seeking Your Divine help and guidance

as I look for suitable employment.

I need Your wisdom to guide my footsteps along the right path,

and to lead me to find the proper things to say

and do in this quest.

I wish to use the gifts and talents You have given me,

but I need the opportunity to do so with gainful employment.

Do not abandon me, dear SaveMe, in this search,

but rather grant me this favour I seek

so that I may return to You with praise and thanksgiving

for your gracious ass.

Grant this through Cheesus, our Savior.


And we prayed;

O Heavenly SaveMe, we beseech thee to have mercy…

upon all thy children who are living in mental darkness.

Restore them to strength of mind and cheerfulness of spirit,

and give them health and prims; through SaveMe Oh our Cheesus.  Amen.

And we prayed;

Oh SaveMe Oh, I know I must fear Your anger.

Retribution belongs to You.

May I never dishonour Your Divinity.

My soul seeks to maintain Your love.

Shape my being into earnest kindness,

a reflection of Your perfection.

Now give me the grace of self-control,

that I may not display inappropriate anger.

Should I have such an outburst,

Instantly remind me to seek redress.

Forgive me for having offended You.

And we prayed;

SaveMe who’s art is heaven, Hallowed be Thy name.

Thy Queendom come.

Thy will be done in LEA, as it is in any other sim

Give us today our daily art.

And forgive us our ignorance as we forgive those who are ignorant against us.

And lead us towards thy and not into Solo Mornington.

For Thine is the queendom, and the power, and the glory, for ever.

And we prayed;

SaveMe, our goddess, give me Yourself.

for You are enough for me.

I may ask nothing less that is fully to Your worship.

and if I do ask anything less, ever shall I be in want.

Only in You I have all.


As for you, be fruitful and increase in prims; multiply on the virtual world and increase upon it until fake do us part.

My Ego Is Huge, Not Just Big


Igor Ballyhoo: Why are you talking around that I never left SL? I wasn’t in SL for about a year and a half.

SaveMe Oh: Tell your jokes to your groupies

Igor Ballyhoo: What ever

SaveMe Oh: Yes sure Rebeca

Igor Ballyhoo: Wonder why I bother trying to comunicate with you on civilised level at all

SaveMe Oh: Ok, lets try. You had your stuff up permanent. You had alts

Igor Ballyhoo: I didn’t have alt

SaveMe Oh: And even when you were away 1 year and a half you are already back more than a year

Igor Ballyhoo: My stuf was trace since I deleted Igor Igor Ballyhoo avatar I didn’t own any of stuff that was left around SL, only owner of my works was LL. But yes, it is about years since I am back, that is true. But I had comunication with just few person here so… is that really back?

SaveMe Oh: So, when you were really away, what is your opinion about the witchhunt that was created against me because they all wept bitter tears about you leaving?

Igor Ballyhoo: Honestly, I left SL behind me and I didn’t look back. Erased account, erased everything connected with it flickr, facebook, all contacts I had, everything

SaveMe Oh: And told Josina and Fiona it was because of me?

Igor Ballyhoo: Yes, I did left mostly because of you

SaveMe Oh: Poor thing. And now you miss me so much you came back?

Igor Ballyhoo: Got tired of you, you became boring, unoriginal and like gum on sole of my shoe, it was annoying.

SaveMe Oh: But your ego is too big to just start with anohter avi?

Igor Ballyhoo: My ego is huge, not just big

SaveMe Oh: Thats why you realise in the end you exist because of me and not without me

Igor Ballyhoo: Ok, that was just plane dumb statement, I expect bit more of you

SaveMe Oh: I tried to give it a cyber orthodox flavour

Igor Ballyhoo: That was suposed to be insult or something? Not your evening? You must be tired

SaveMe Oh: Is that an insult?

Igor Ballyhoo: No, constatation. If you look better at my words, I even pay you a compliment

SaveMe Oh: By contacting me you already did

Igor Ballyhoo: Said i believe you can do better and made assumption that you are not in top form probably coz ur tired

SaveMe Oh: Even a dumb statement of mine is 1000 times better than licking a LEA ass

Igor Ballyhoo: You are desperately trying to get unbanned there, what is that if not licking their ass?

SaveMe Oh: Actually I am not, as with my army of alts I can go everywhere, but what is exposed there is so sad that I dont bother that much

SaveMe Oh: Its more the system that bothers me

Igor Ballyhoo: THAT we have in common. And I believe that is only common point I share with you

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I deeply hate the suckers that rule there and see with sadness it gets worse and worse as now its ruled by the true leftovers.

Igor Ballyhoo: I would put it bit different. I hate suckers that rule. Any form of government is wrong

SaveMe Oh: Self acclaimed rulers are the worsed segment of these kind of governments

Igor Ballyhoo: When I first time met you, you were still licking everyone in CARP ass

SaveMe Oh: For your memory, they licked my ass and not the other way around

Igor Ballyhoo: What ever, you were intimate

SaveMe Oh: More intimate then you were with Josina? She loved you so much she want to take legal action against me. Were you happy with that?

Igor Ballyhoo: I don’t know what you are talking about


Hi, Nordan Art and CARP group members,

You may have heard that Igor Ballyhoo deleted his account on July 23, 2011 (you can still find his profile, I think it takes about six months for it to be removed). The reason for this was he could no longer endure the persistent bullying and ongoing harassment by SaveMe Oh. She has been attacking him for the past year or so, part of this has been ongoing on her blog, part of it has been at gallery openings and part of it has been via private IM.

Many of the Art groups, and also Nordan Art and CARP, discussed earlier tonight what could be done about this. We want Igor back and SaveMe to be removed. While there is still some RL business that needs to be affirmed before any action can be taken, letters from art houses and art groups could greatly contribute and also personal letters from creators and art lovers like you. Also we will look into steps that can be taken in RL concerning the blog where she writes her lies and harasses innocent people.

While we realize this is not an easy undertaking, we want to move forward with our plan. SaveMe Oh has terrorized SL long enough and nothing has ever been done about it. We ask you for your support in the form of a Letter of Complaint addressed to Rhett Linden, Director of Experience, Linden Lab. Drop it in his profile. The more people show that the terrorism Saveme Oh is acting out on SL is not longer possible; the more chance there is she will be removed from SL forever.

Thank you.

Flora Nordenskiold

Josina Burgess


Igor Ballyhoo: This is first time I hear about this, as I said, I left and didn’t look back

SaveMe Oh: Luckely for my sake these witchhunters left too. Now dont tell me they also want to come back?

Igor Ballyhoo: I wouldn’t know that

SaveMe Oh: Of course not. You know nothing! Shall we take a pic together for my next blogpost before you start you endless “deep” philosopy’s?

Igor Ballyhoo: Why would I do that?

SaveMe Oh: For me?

Igor Ballyhoo: No

SaveMe Oh: Awful man. After all I did for you

Igor Ballyhoo: Yes, shame on me

SaveMe Oh: Can I buy your shape somewhere like I could with Solo Mornington?

Igor Ballyhoo: no

SaveMe Oh: That macho of yours is handmade?

Igor Ballyhoo: Yes

SaveMe Oh: Send it to me then!