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As If Nothing Ever Changes

SaveMe Oh — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 22:19:34 +0000

And then Kikas Babenco and Marmaduke Arado were back and Merlina Rokocoko was welcoming flocks of nobody avatars for another vernisage of perfectly well framed photo shopped pictures that nobody took the time to have a look on because they were all too busy cou couing each other and then we lay all locked on seats once invented by the CARP founders Josina Burgess and Velasquez Bonetto to see another episode of their kind of screensaver art we already saw so much before but all the time just a little bit better done this time by Tyrehl Byk in Madpea and then the awful witch SaveMe Oh found it again necessary to say some awful words about it as if she produces herself higher quality works when Ultaviolet Alter was playing again her esoteric sound carpets that make Ampel Goosson have his usual so called wet dreams that end up in powder puffs as he has a certain age and again SaveMe Oh couldn’t wait to blog about all the sadness as if nothing ever changes and the Linden are the only ones watch all the days pass by while they feel the size of their wallets grow satisfactory .

Why Support Bryn Oh’s Dreamy Bullshit?

SaveMe Oh — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:08:14 +0000

ush Underwood: hi seveme

ush Underwood: saveme

SaveMe Oh: hi esh

SaveMe Oh: ush

ush Underwood: all people know you are not the best friend of Bryn Oh’s artwork. Now Bryn got this generous donation by Peter Greenaway. What do you feel? Are you annoyed about that?

SaveMe Oh: I forced him to

ush Underwood: though you dislike Bryn’s work?

SaveMe Oh: yes

SaveMe Oh: I hate that steampunk pseudojunk

SaveMe Oh: with Harry Potter storylines

SaveMe Oh: and Lord Of The Rings landscapes

ush Underwood: well … I mostly share your judgment

SaveMe Oh: its well build

SaveMe Oh: that’s all

ush Underwood: but why forcing then to spend a donation?

SaveMe Oh: She is my sister

ush Underwood: ah

ush Underwood: i guess — its kind of “political” decision ..

ush Underwood: Bryn and other artist are important .. to show a artist scene

SaveMe Oh: I always make people support the OH family as without the OH there is no SL

SaveMe Oh: although my sis makes dreamy bullshit

ush Underwood: sigh

SaveMe Oh: she is an OH

ush Underwood: blood is thicker than art

SaveMe Oh: exactly

SaveMe Oh: It’s the family that counts in the end

We Wish To Thank…And Go On

SaveMe Oh — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:21:46 +0000

After a year of incredible work for the LEA organization the Linden and I would like to offer our sincere thanks and deeply gratitude to the people who made LEA to a huge success before we will turn into the elections of a new staff for this year.

The elections for the new board of CEO’s for LEA will take place on 23 February, which happens to be coincidental also the fifth rezday of your president SaveMe Oh.

All new nominees are requested to send their appliances for a chair in the new board of LEA to your president SaveMe Oh so she can organize a fair election. But before we will enter in this new exiting phase we would like to honor the members of the LEA committee who did such a great job in 2011.

Bryn Oh, although you are the poorest rat of the OH family and you are known as the producer of art on which you fall asleep the quickest, we forgive you your crossover of Harry Potter and The Hobbit as your dedicated your time to set up nice LEA events. To thank you for your efforts I will see if the OH family can arrange you a new SIM if you promise to quit the use of steampunk gearwheels and Muppet sheep.

DanCoyote Antonelli, thank you for using LEA completely for your own purposes as always and you never failing attempts to consume space and prims for your megalomania hyperformalistic bullshit that is never fun to get lost in

Dekka Raymaker, thank you for being the best knitting expert of all SL

JayJay Zifanwe, thank you for being the master in bigger than big with a content of zero and your ability to be everybody’s friend without burning your fingers ever

L1Aura Loire, thank you for having the most gorgeous ass of all SL so at least we have something to look at during another boring event

Sasun Steinbeck, who the hell is Sasun Steinbeck?? We thank Him? Her? It? for nothing special but the name on the committee list is an achievement in itself

Solo Mornington, clone of Jayjay Zifanwe who tries to rule with gloves on, so you won’t see the scars after you have been hit by him

Werner Kurosawa, master of Mikado art and maker of the most useless spaces in SL, who in heavens name needs your roofs???

Now you want to be in this year’s LEA committee??? Then send your application form to SaveMe Oh which must include the following:

How much people can you eject during an running event that you are also hosting?

Can you do the Solo Jayjay trick? (Nice on the surface, cold as ice behind the mask)

Tell us how you would lick a Linden ass the most rewarding?

Tell us how you would turn artists into artwhores the most successfully against no costs and without giving them any credits?

How much wannabe artsims can you force into the LEA kingdom?

2011 in review

SaveMe Oh — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:32:44 +0000

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 30,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 11 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

Don’t Be Cruel Or I Will Return You To Sender

SaveMe Oh — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 23:12:56 +0000

Disappointed that my wedding by some miraculous reasons still didn’t took place your president has decided to visit THE KING to do some crying in the chapel. As you are all devils in disguise I don’t want a repetition of events like last summer.

So like THE KING always used to say:

DON’T:

Don’t prepare me a ballet in tutu or without tutu, with or without dogs, to arrange me a surprise party when I come back.

Don’t abuse my absence by trying to convince Rose how bad I am and how better off she would be without me. And don’t dare to try to marry her as she is given away already.

Don’t make any plans without me as you are not able to make plans without me.

Don’t make fun about my dear sister Bryn who is without a sim now as I am the only one, as we are sisters, who is allowed to make fun about her.

Don’t wave at me when you think you see me in Memphis, New Orleans or Miami as I am in holidays from secondlife.

Don’t unban me in your art sim because you think I am away for some weeks because maybe I am lying all this.

Don’t start to work together with Kikas Babenco and Marmaduke Arado if they eventually return to secondlife during my absence as I am the only one that will work together with them eventually.

Don’t use your SaveMe clone for bad things but love me tender.

Christmas Thoughts

SaveMe Oh — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:27:32 +0000

BAFANA Beaumont: please SaveMe .. I do not like this

BAFANA Beaumont: stop this

BAFANA Beaumont: (((((

BAFANA Beaumont: I’m really sad that you do this to me

SaveMe Oh: I always try to make a party for you but you always turn out to be the most boring and conservative community

BAFANA Beaumont: NO

BAFANA Beaumont: I am NOT

BAFANA Beaumont: and you know me well

BAFANA Beaumont: why have you been doing this?

SaveMe Oh: I always bring joy to my friends, but some are not worth it

BAFANA Beaumont: WELL I will UNBAN you please stop SaveMe please stop

SaveMe Oh: I won’t stop

SaveMe Oh: better don’t unban me then

SaveMe Oh: when I can’t be free, I don’t want to be there

BAFANA Beaumont: free for?

BAFANA Beaumont: when it is NOT your event why should I let u griefing?

SaveMe Oh: every event is also my event

SaveMe Oh: when it’s private, don’t invite me

BAFANA Beaumont: okay TRUE but please SaveMe don’t get into this …. when is a dj that we call like today please don’t do that. Why have you been doing this to me? You know well how so far can go my Affection for you and you have been destroying this (

BAFANA Beaumont: I am very sad

BAFANA Beaumont: let me program YOU and u will have your Event and I will support it

OH Blocked

SaveMe Oh — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:34:06 +0000

For all you blockheads!

I Should Be Married By Now

SaveMe Oh — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:50:17 +0000

Preparations were in full swing, everything was ready, the press is hunting me already for months but what stays a mystery is the date. Rumour goes that Rose don’t want to share me with anybody and keep me all for herself and hey, who can blame her? Wouldn’t you all want the same? But I am sinking away in a deep depression. Am I going to spent again another lonely christmas? Is it fair that after the leaving of Kikas and Marmaduke I was first himmelhoch jauchzend and now zu Tode betrübt?

”Glücklich allein ist die Seele die liebt”

Solo Mornington Begging To Be Blogged

SaveMe Oh — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 22:42:19 +0000

Solo Mornington: she’s just trying to get a nice juicy bit of text to put on her blog.

Well dear reader, his part of the juicy bit of text was more like lemon water that erode the outside enamel layer in your teeth.

Why Dictators Smile And Wash Their Hands A Lot

SaveMe Oh — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:12:32 +0000

Today was the grand finale of UWA and yesterday I inspected the grounds when they still were empty for the event of today. But when I want to enter the site today I found myself again banned in the whole region. Some triggerfinger avi did her or his securitate protocol.

I asked the ever smiling and washing his hands in front of the crowds Jayjay (Pilate) Zifanwe for an explanation. He started with playing deaf until the event was finished.

SaveMe Oh: Why am I banned today?

After half an hour….

SaveMe Oh: Now you don’t answer me?

After an hour….

SaveMe Oh: Normally you are quicker

After one and a half hour….

Jayjay Zifanwe: oh shit

Jayjay Zifanwe: sorry

Jayjay Zifanwe: what happened?

Jayjay Zifanwe: I haven’t been looking at IM

Jayjay Zifanwe: I’ll check

Jayjay Zifanwe: dammit

Jayjay Zifanwe: sorry

Jayjay Zifanwe: some idiot banned you

Jayjay Zifanwe: I have cleared that

Jayjay Zifanwe: they told me it was to protect me

Jayjay Zifanwe: but I didn’t need that

Jayjay Zifanwe: sorry I couldn’t respond earlier… everything was crashing and I couldn’t click things

SaveMe Oh: Yes sure

SaveMe Oh: so?

He unbanned me but Freewee Ling banned me in a second as she did too to 3 of my SaveMe alt’s.

Jayjay Zifanwe: hey where did you go?

Jayjay Zifanwe: I thought you will perform?

SaveMe Oh: ask your hitgirl

SaveMe Oh: coward

Jayjay Zifanwe: well yeah they are scared of you and don’t want me to tell you who

Jayjay Zifanwe: I’m grateful to them for their help in many things so I can’t reveal it

SaveMe Oh: They??? Freewee Triggerfinger you mean?

Jayjay Zifanwe: anyway I’ve removed any bans on you and told them not to do it again

SaveMe Oh: after killing people you rehabilitate them, very brave

Jayjay Zifanwe: yeah sorry hard to control them

Jayjay Zifanwe: they think they are protecting me. Can you blame them?

Jayjay Zifanwe: surely not right?

SaveMe Oh: some friends of dictators also asked themselves that question after

Jayjay Zifanwe: anyway I am glad you managed to come.

Jayjay Zifanwe: thanks

SaveMe Oh: Because manipulators like you who want to stick to the power they have SL will disappear

SaveMe Oh: And they always keep on smiling

Jayjay Zifanwe: I tried hard to make sure you could be there

Jayjay Zifanwe: sorry

Jayjay Zifanwe: too many things happening for me to keep control of everything

SaveMe Oh: Sorry afterwards is not accepted this time

Jayjay Zifanwe: that’s the best I can do I’m afraid