The Refused Slut Interview

Here is the interview I gave to Jumpman Lane for his Slutmagazine, a crappy paper for the promotion of blow up dolls and blonde poodle bimbo’s. One day I catched Jumpman Lane in his house with a child avater called Annie Juran and made some jokes about them. I am not suggesting they did anything strange or perverse although he calls himself a sexgod, but anyway, he banned me from his house, his group and out of his magazine. But I know people would only read this filthy paper for my interview, so here it is, on a much nicer qualityblog.

 

Jumpman Lane: Are ya dead?

SaveMe Oh: no

Jumpman Lane: well answer me when i say hi . You Turd ball

Jumpman Lane: So tell me you are an artist of some kind. What do you do?

SaveMe Oh: I am the only artist in SL, all the other ones are frauds. They are old people spending their time together with their nurses behind the screen. So I have to be very productive to compensate all this. And the dictatorship of the Linden dont help me very much in my task. But as an artist I will carry my burden.

Jumpman Lane: hehehehehe ! didnt Amber Linden force tp you to her once?

SaveMe Oh: Yes, she tp-ed me at her feat to spank me, but as all Linden she finally start to love me, but of course company rules forbid her to tell that in public.

Jumpman Lane: Not everybody loves u. What happened between you and my flake former partner CW Finesmith?

SaveMe Oh: That man was unfortunately wearing a moustache and I am allergic to that. And he asked me to make a porn vehicle for him. Then I made my HOLY FUCK installation, and he was pissed off. Thats what happens all the time, People pretend to give you a free hand in creating, but after they can’t wait to censor you because the work is more shocking then they could imagine.

Jumpman Lane: That happens to u a lot?

SaveMe Oh: Yes, because people are not interested in art, they are only interested in themselves. They don’t care about the artists, but prefer to be in the spotlights themselves. Just like the people of Slut Magazine. If they could they would be in their own magazine as much as possible. The only problem is: They are boring.

Jumpman Lane: Fuck you bitch! I hate artists and I put myself in my magfazine as much as i can :p

SaveMe Oh: Thats what I mean, you would like to fill the magazine only with yourself, but you are too ugly. People would only use your face as toiletpaper. Thats why you need me.

Jumpman Lane: Are you a griefer? Is that why you get banned a lot?

SaveMe Oh: I am not a griefer. I am an antropologist

Jumpman Lane: See here stink bitch! If i put my foot in your crack again or Let Ms. Can Flo do it again  you’ll be shittin out Hoorenbek loafers and Hoorenbek pretty lil cal gal boots. Again.

SaveMe Oh: Nobody is able even come close to my crack, first I am a nun and second poodles are to dumb to know where to find the crack.

Jumpman Lane: Um ok u turd. Tell me about your movies?

SaveMe Oh: As it is extremely difficult in SL to work together with people, I give up a little bit my theatre work and decide to make movies. There i can work more solitary, and only have to invite people when needed. So I made lots of movies and am experimenting with all kinds of sounds, editting and storytelling. The Linden will be proud

Jumpman Lane: I’m sure the Linden are proud. We are like retarded children to them.

SaveMe Oh: Their ugly world was never portrait more beautiful as in my movies. They should give me ajob for my visionary thinking.

Jumpman Lane: They have Torley Linden for that. You’d be a cut up at the meetings 😛

SaveMe Oh: Torley is a nice nurd, good for all kind of tips, I also use them, but it needs an artist to make the movies. I am myself the artwork, I would never run around as a watermelon. And people mistake my behavior for the truth, I just do my job as dramaqueen the best I can.

Jumpman Lane: Well I see your point. I would never run around as a watermelon either.

SaveMe Oh: Ok, i could be sometimes a watermellon, if the art would ask that from me, but I wouldnt wear it in public to be proud of it

Jumpman Lane: geee we are NOT gonna bash Torely who is a FINE Linden (yup I’m made to say this :P)

SaveMe Oh: He is a fine gentleman, maybe he loves me too like all Linden. I am their biggest ambassador, if I was not there who would know they did a nice job once, long ago? They only get fat, lazy and greedy. And now it’s up to me to do the PR. Did they reward me for that??? Never. But it’s ok.

Jumpman Lane: I do the pr too and they love meh! Some of them. If they letme stay onna grid. I’ll do wonders for the Lab.

SaveMe Oh: They should raise me a monument, a statue

Jumpman Lane: Jumpman Linden will be a kind soul. WATCH!

SaveMe Oh: Jumpman is a blabbermouth, he tells a bedtime stories as long as I know him. Never saw any real result, only talk

Jumpman Lane: wtf are you talking about now?

SaveMe Oh: next question

Jumpman Lane: oh ur a tard

Jumpman Lane: Why do u continue to pester my editrix candace Flossberg lol?

SaveMe Oh: Because she is in need to some education and I am generous

Jumpman Lane: She is in college u fool.

SaveMe Oh: Thats why I help her

Jumpman Lane: You are a real humanitarian

SaveMe Oh: Yes I am

Jumpman Lane: Who are your enemies in Second Life. A person is judged best by the enemies he makes

SaveMe Oh: Henry125 Petrov is a good enemy, as is Georg Janick. They are both examples of men who pretend to give you a free hand but only want the things going their way. They are the creators of a fake democracy, and fake artistic sandboxes. They have the problem that they prefer to hear themselve talk than to give others the opportunity. And of course they are free to do so, but they should be honest about that.

Jumpman Lane: I like that. artistic sandboxes

SaveMe Oh: Its nothing more than that. I wrote about the Pulsating Prim Plague. SL is littered with it.

Jumpman Lane: Never a democracy. They want to be lords KINGS and patronzie the arts but they want to CONTROL thier peons.

SaveMe Oh: Everybody drops a shit and call it art, and in SL everything is about control. I found that out.

Jumpman Lane: well that might just sum up YOUR work lmao

SaveMe Oh: I see all the things in SL and I rearrange them to shit. Yes, thats true. Here in my Save Drop Zone you will find a complete floor with that, even with interactive shitsounds so everybody is free here to create her own shit

Jumpman Lane: We finished lmao

SaveMe Oh: good.

6 thoughts on “The Refused Slut Interview

  1. My 2 bests friends Jumpy and Save, are almost the same.. they 2 have a faith in their own work that never end, they boths feel like queen and king. They boths have similar behave, they 2 love shok everyone whith their words, acts, shows, ….. but as always in my SL. they 2 hates eachother., I am quite sure that they 2 love the behave of the another one cause just boths search the same in this world, fame and honor, and they try it in their own way. but as Good Artists, boths are to much proud and to much stuborns. Cant help it. i love boths, Soon they will love each other again

  2. Am I a bimbocollector, am I a curly poodlefetisjist? Do I have a Ronald MacDonald palace? Don’t think so. And when I am the queen I will suicide the day he becomes my king. But…..I don’t hate him at all. I think it is very sweet that a man of his age knows to escapes his nurses and be so active on the internet. Bravo. I will be very glad to be of his assistence again, because we have to help older people when we can.

  3. [17:08] Jumpman LittleBoots: hey flossy
    [17:08] Candace Flossberg: save it, i kno your saveme oh, nice try
    [17:08] Jumpman LittleBoots: yes ofcourse you know
    [17:09] Jumpman LittleBoots: my bro send a IM around
    [17:09] Candace Flossberg: ?
    [17:09] Candace Flossberg: why are pretending to b jump?
    [17:09] Jumpman LittleBoots: he banned me
    [17:09] Jumpman LittleBoots: so i decide to be him
    [17:09] Candace Flossberg: that doent make sense but ok
    [17:10] Jumpman LittleBoots: do you want to marry me
    [17:10] Candace Flossberg: nope
    [17:10] Jumpman LittleBoots: or is that a to direct question
    [17:10] Jumpman LittleBoots: ?
    [17:10] Candace Flossberg: i answered ur direct question
    [17:11] Jumpman LittleBoots: well I have some other girls i can try
    [17:11] Jumpman LittleBoots: when are wwe gonna meet?
    [17:11] Jumpman LittleBoots: can i take you out for diner?
    [17:12] Jumpman LittleBoots: buy you a hamburger?
    [17:23] Candace Flossberg: u haz been muted and abuse reported
    [17:23] Jumpman LittleBoots: tell me something new

  4. On the moment I have four lives and that you prefer to look like a poodle we all know. That you also have the little brains of a poodle is not your mistake, is what mother nature gives you. I will take care of the bigger issues, you just have take care of your poodlecurls and bark when it is asked.

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