And LINDEN Created SaveMe Oh

In the beginning LINDEN created the SIM and the viewer.

And the SIM was without terraform, and prim; and darkness [was] upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of LINDEN moved upon the face of the waters.

And LINDEN said, Let there be advanced light: and there was advanced light.

And LINDEN saw the light, that [it was] good: and LINDEN divided the light from the darkness.

And LINDEN called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

And LINDEN said, Let there be a sandbox in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

And LINDEN made the sandbox, and divided the waters which [were] under the sandbox from the waters which [were] above the sandbox: and it was so.

And LINDEN called the sandbox Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

And LINDEN said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry [land] appear: and it was so.

And LINDEN called the dry [land] SIM; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and LINDEN saw that [it was] good.

And LINDEN said, Let the SIM bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, [and] the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed [is] in itself, upon the SIM: and it was so.

And the SIM brought forth grass, [and] herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed [was] in itself, after his kind: and LINDEN saw that [it was] good.

And the evening and the morning were the third day.

And LINDEN said, Let there be lights in the SIM to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years, and for offline, and for online, and for SLT:

And let them be for lights in the SIM to give light upon the SIM: and it was so.

And LINDEN made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: [he made] the stars also.

And LINDEN set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the SIM,

And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and LINDEN saw that [it was] good.

And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

And LINDEN said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl [that] may fly above the SIM in the open firmament of heaven.

And LINDEN created furries and neko’s, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and LINDEN saw that [it was] good.

And LINDEN blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the SIM.

And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

And LINDEN said, Let the SIM bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the SIM after his kind: and it was so.

And LINDEN made the beast of the SIM after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the SIM after his kind: and LINDEN saw that [it was] good.

And LINDEN said, Let us make an avatar in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the SIM, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the SIM.

So LINDEN created avatar in his [own] image, in the image of LINDEN created he him.

And LINDEN blessed him, and LINDEN said unto him, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the SIM, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the SIM.

And LINDEN said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the SIM, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

And to every beast of the SIM, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the SIM, wherein [there is] life, [I have given] every green herb for meat: and it was so.

And LINDEN saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, [it was] very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

Thus the heavens and the SIM were finished, and all the host of them.

And on the seventh day LINDEN ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

And LINDEN blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which LINDEN created and made.

These [are] the generations of the heavens and of the SIM when they were created, in the day that the LINDEN made the SIM and the heavens,

And every plant of the field before it was in the SIM, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LINDEN had not caused it to rain upon the SIM, and [there was] not an avatar to till the ground.

But there went up a mist from the SIM, and watered the whole face of the ground.

And the LINDEN formed avatar [of] the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and avatar became a living soul.

And the LINDEN planted a garden eastward in Secondlife; and there he put the avatar whom he had formed.

And out of the ground LINDEN made every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

And a river went out of Secondlife to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.

And the LINDEN took the avatar, and put him into the garden of Secondlife to dress it and to keep it.

And the LINDEN commanded the avatar, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely be permabanned.

And the LINDEN said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

And out of the ground the LINDEN formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought [them] unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that [was] the name thereof.

And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

And the LINDEN caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

And the rib, which the LINDEN had taken from avatar, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

And Adam said, This [is] now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LINDEN had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath LINDEN said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

But of the fruit of the tree which [is] in the midst of the garden, LINDEN hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye permabanned.

And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely permabanned:

For LINDEN doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as LINDENs, knowing good and evil.

And when the woman saw that the tree [was] good for food, and that it [was] pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make [one] wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they [were] naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

And they heard the voice of the LINDEN walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LINDEN amongst the trees of the garden.

And the LINDEN called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where [art] thou?

And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I [was] naked; and I hid myself.

And he said, Who told thee that thou [wast] naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest [to be] with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

And the LINDEN said unto the woman, What [is] this [that] thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

And the LINDEN said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou [art] cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire [shall be] to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed [is] the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat [of] it all the days of thy secondlife;

In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for pixel thou [art], and unto pixel shalt thou return.

And Adam called his wife’s name SaveMe Oh; because she was the mother of all living.

Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LINDEN make coats of skins, and clothed them.

And the LINDEN said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:

Therefore the LINDEN sent him forth from the garden of Secondlife, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

4 thoughts on “And LINDEN Created SaveMe Oh

  1. OMG I thought the last generation to use allegorical texts that you have to know the bible to understand was already extinct.

    SaveMe really is almost as old as Eve….

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