As Newbab Zsigmond and Merlina Rokocoko were too afraid to appear on their own official opening party in the LEA sim that they begged together, they send their spy Floose Serenity to spy on us. And when she realised this was the best PIRATS party ever Newbab and Merlina ordered her to fuck up our chatlog to make us look like pigs. This is what she did, but thank god I know my readers are much smarter than fall for this kind of cheap tricks. I am sure they will laugh out loud about this sad atempt of putting me and my friends looking bad. We really didn’t say this. Word of honour!
Cat Shilova: piss on me maybe?
Cat Shilova: personnally, I dont fuck without somebody piss on me, btw
Rose.Borchovski: piss full on Save is really fun
Znort Gant: (making a piggy sound)
Rose.Borchovski: but piss two nights on a row?
SaveMe Oh: you are allowed to flush it away darling
Cat Shilova: i heard about once a month….
Rose.Borchovski: will give me an septic attack
ush Underwood: rose ,, you dislike septic attack?
Rose.Borchovski: seriously, I have problems, I get flushed, I guess
SaveMe Oh: ask ush her plunger
SaveMe Oh: or use a very old vacuumcleaner
Apmel Goosson: My balls
Rose.Borchovski: I though you were joking but they melted igors balls aswell
Apmel Goosson: if you are all nude I can´t see it yet
SaveMe Oh: all the pee works of the past
Kikas Babenco: apmel the orgy is over
SaveMe Oh: we just dressed again
Kikas Babenco: we are just plunging now
Apmel Goosson: oh shit..my bad luck!
Cat Shilova: yes, we were more than 50 gangbanging
Quan Lavender: hehe, Apmel you missed the best
Quan Lavender: where to fuck and shout?
SaveMe Oh: Newbab denied to offer his official opening
Quan Lavender: Oh Ush, can I use your official opening instead?
Cat Shilova: I piss on all logic
ush Underwood: Quan I see a moving penis
SaveMe Oh: ofcourse
ush Underwood: piss on marma and kikas
Apmel Goosson: don´t pee on kikas
Quan Lavender: Is this your official opening?
Quan Lavender: I say it the German way fotze
Marmaduke Arado: Znort is still znorting on your fotze
SaveMe Oh: did you already cleaned your dick Ampel?
Cat Shilova: lol Marma lul
Marmaduke Arado: znort away Znort!
SaveMe Oh: for the preservatives festivities
Apmel Goosson: they can do more pissing anyway
Cat Shilova: yes, different kind of
ush Underwood: i hear an official silence
Apmel Goosson: what are those yellow sperms?
Cat Shilova: well, exactly yellow sperms
DJHaraway: but the sperms are swimming backwards
Apmel Goosson: dumb sperms
DJHaraway: bad seed
Znort Gant: i am really amazed
SaveMe Oh: you should be znort
Apmel Goosson: somebody fucked me
SaveMe Oh: not in your wallet we hope
Znort Gant: fuck you low quality avatar saveme
SaveMe Oh: later znort
Znort Gant: fuck you
SaveMe Oh: but you have to take your own kleenex
Cat Shilova: a large and interesting vocabulary
Cat Shilova: about 5 words, congrats!
ush Underwood: catch a fucking star
Znort Gant: fuck you
Cat Shilova: this is fucking amusing
Apmel Goosson: ¨musefucking!
Marmaduke Arado: i’m glad there are no znorting stars
SaveMe Oh: I am thinking of pissing him
Cat Shilova: you great soul, Save
SaveMe Oh: Rose loves pissies
Znort Gant: who know you?
Rose.Borchovski: is znort still znorting
Quan Lavender: yes Znort feel free to open up and stay there
Cat Shilova: thats too much for one person
Apmel Goosson: I have ..oops almost forgot my manners
ush Underwood: I try to handle it
SaveMe Oh: A znort fits nice because the inside is bigger than the outside
ush Underwood: true saveme .. its inside bigger than outside
SaveMe Oh: yes, and znort is outside bigger than the inside
ush Underwood: you learn fast
Apmel Goosson: sounds like mine ush:)
SaveMe Oh: powderpuff
ush Underwood: apmel calls all his balls PIGS
Apmel Goosson: my pigs..oh ush..I get horny when you talk like that
ush Underwood: Eupalinos is fucking the pigs
Apmel Goosson: wash your mouth with soap ush
Rose.Borchovski: I could have guessed Namor is a friend of ampel
Namor Xue: acci…what a balls
Apmel Goosson: did you all noticed I have a tail in the front tonight..with pearls
Rose.Borchovski: oh jecky yess
Apmel Goosson: some ppl can´t tell the difference from right and left..and save not from front and behind
ush Underwood: apmel .. you dont have a red balloon
Apmel Goosson: red ballons are for women ush
ush Underwood: ah
ush Underwood: what a man .. apmel .. he never has red balloons
Rose.Borchovski: Iono, sleep with me later xxx
Iono Allen: tonight Rose?
Quan Lavender: it was not worth the relog
Apmel Goosson: sure it was Quan..for us:)
Quan Lavender: haha, awwww Apmel, you are so charming
ush Underwood: kikas your coco is amazing
Apmel Goosson: maybe you can catch him in bed kandi
Kandinsky Beaumont: i forgot my latex outfit… damn
SaveMe Oh: try make one out of Znort
Cat Shilova: its funny to see Znort transformed in a latex suit!
Apmel Goosson: i´ll puke
Apmel Goosson: omg save peed on me
SaveMe Oh: I piss on ampel
Cat Shilova: oh no, she is pissing again!!
Apmel Goosson: please I´m not into wet sex
Quan Lavender: Apmel step back
SaveMe Oh: only way to get him wet
DJHaraway: I’ll get a mop and bucket
Cat Shilova: dont worry, Znort will clean
SaveMe Oh: he will lick it, so filthy
Quan Lavender: was the leather from a Pirat?
SaveMe Oh: Ampel, are you in the shit now?
Apmel Goosson: you are starting to scare me now save!!
Apmel Goosson: don´t get my balloons dirty
DJHaraway: I guess that’s not a donut then?
DJHaraway: Ampel means “Star”?
Cat Shilova: LOL LUL
Apmel Goosson: Somebody already get stucked in my star
Cat Shilova: LOL LUL
Cat Shilova: he is a star worshipper!!
Kandinsky Beaumont: I thought I could get away from this star shit in here
SaveMe Oh: Kandi stand in the shit too
Apmel Goosson: :))..two times in two days you have been funny now Save
SaveMe Oh: stay close
Quan Lavender: she is royal flusher deep in her heart
Apmel Goosson: let´s puke together klandi,, your place or mine?
Kikas Babenco: I’m a bit confused…
ush Underwood: pissing sells
Apmel Goosson: like I said Kandi let´s go and puke somewhere
ush Underwood: kandi ,, save your money .. one day you can afford one or his cannons and shoot with it yourself
DJHaraway: lol lul
Luce Laval: kikas send me the toilet please :-)))
Luce Laval: pissellissima :-))
Quan Lavender: Ampel has the official opening!
Apmel Goosson: Pirats are pissing in my opening
SaveMe Oh: the one with the holes?
Cat Shilova: yes, Save
Cat Shilova: that was a great opening
Cat Shilova: we are flushed
Luce Laval: Save this is a big plunger for us
Luce Laval: yes i know but this is a weapon
SaveMe Oh: this must be the longest Pirats opening ever
Kikas Babenco: when is the next opening?
Apmel Goosson: my openings gets damaged from all this partying at nights
SaveMe Oh: you all did very well concerning your age
Sololul Mornington: howdy. 🙂
SaveMe Oh: hi sololul
SaveMe Oh: how is your opening after a pirat?
Sololul Mornington: very psychedelic:-)
SaveMe Oh: are you solo or did you also took your wife?
Peraldi Allen: Illegal opening
Peraldi Allen: His ass doesn’t concern Pirats
Peraldi Allen: Good evening Madam Oh
Peraldi Allen: U can call me Mrs Allen if u want ?
SaveMe Oh: I call you peristaltic if you dont mind
SaveMe Oh: easier when throwing up
Apmel Goosson: I preferred shit to these little monsters
Peraldi Allen: u don’t have any right to use a Pirats ass for your private party, you are not welcome in there
DJHaraway: too much anal stimulation
Solo Mornington: so was there supposed to be an official opening here now?
SaveMe Oh: its open, solo
SaveMe Oh: official
Solo Mornington: not yours. 🙂
Kikas Babenco: no, we are just talking…
Solo Mornington: ah ok.
Kikas Babenco: about this great pee party!
Solo Mornington: so I can just enjoy the shit show.
SaveMe Oh: you can enjoy always solo
Solo Mornington: well there are plenty of ways to enjoy things.
Kikas Babenco: so romantic now!
SaveMe Oh: and sweet
Kikas Babenco: and peaceful
Solo Mornington: we’re inside and undercover.
DJHaraway: yes Sololul 🙂
Apmel Goosson: I´m inside again
SaveMe Oh: Im inside Ampels again
Apmel Goosson: THAT EXPLAINS IT!!
DJHaraway: Save I hope you are filming today
Kikas Babenco: that’s dangerous save me!
SaveMe Oh: Piratsporn filmed and LEASLAVES
DJHaraway: oh great
Kikas Babenco: hope the got my best angle…
Apmel Goosson: DID THEY FILM ME IN THE SHIT!!??
SaveMe Oh: yes
SaveMe Oh: and your remarks about stars and openings
Apmel Goosson: I will be executed
DJHaraway: we will all testicle in your defense Apmel don’t worry
Apmel Goosson: hehe
Apmel Goosson: as long as they filmed my pearled tail I will die happy
claudia222 Jewell: looks like you have a thing trough your butt?
Solo Mornington: I do. 🙂
DJHaraway: Kikas how do I stop fucking?
DJHaraway: I tried /99stop
Kikas Babenco: Just push Znort
Marmaduke Arado: ciao Znort
I REPEAT, WE DIDN’T SAY A WORD OF THIS. ALL WAS TWISTED BY THE SICK MIND OF A PIRAT SPY.