Slaves of LEA, be obedient to those who are your masters according to the TOS, with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your art; not by way of eyeservice, as men-pleasers, but as slaves of LEA, doing the will of the Linden Lord from the heart. With good will render service, as to DanCoyote Antonelli, and not to men, knowing that whatever good thing each one does, this he will receive back from the Linden Lord, whether slave or free.
And masters Sasun Steinbeck and Solo Mornington, do the same things to them, and give up threatening, knowing that both their Master and yours is the Linden Lord, and there is no partiality with Him.
Finally, be strong in the Licking of Every Ass (LEA) and in the strength of Linden Lord’s might. Put on the full armor of the Linden Lord, so that you will be able to stand firm against the schemes of the devilish SaveMe Oh. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against her evil pixels, against her powers, against her combined forces of this darkness, against her spiritual forces of wickedness in our heavenly place. Therefore, take up the full armor of the Linden Lord, so that you will be able to resist in the evil day, and having done everything, to stand firm.