First the Solo God made his wallet & his ass. His ass was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Solo God said, “Let there be asslickers”; and there were asslickers. And the Solo God felt the licking was good and it brought some light in his tunnel of darkness. The Solo God made the asslickers bringing some light in his wallet while they were licking the darkness away. And there was wealth and there was power, one day.
And the Solo God said, ” Let there be a Licking Every Ass (LEA) SIM in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the asslickers from the assholes.”
And the Solo God made a pocket for his wallet on his ass and called it Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day. And the Solo God said, “Let the asslickers gather together around my ass and lick the dry pieces away.” And it was so. And the Solo God saw that it was good.