We already were killed, banned and burned by the notorious art police of PIRATS who were wearing black uniforms with a sort of Nazi bandage around their arm to expose their moral superiority, this month we were mass banned by another force who takes great pleasure in the hunting down of free minded artists to protect their BURN Rangers headquarters.
Night and day they spent their precious time against people who try to think for themselves and who want to destroy their free, by the Linden provided, playgrounds. And guess what, they also wear great uniforms. And not only that, but in the early morning, just after sunrise they raise the Stars and Stripes, swear their loyalty to the upper Linden and prepare for duty. “Without our dedication, sacrifices, and passion for banning intruders like SaveMe Oh and her minions and acolytes who are responsible for over-crowding and abuse, the real art lover would not have been able to continue enjoying the marvellous art at BURN2, if it was not for our selfless efforts to burn and kill this unwanted individuals” says BURN Ranger Neeks Karu
The BURN Rangers uniform has a distinctive look and integrity. According to Ronon Carver “The uniform today is basically the same as that envisioned in 1920. Even though it now has shoes and trousers instead of boots and breeches, there are still far more similarities than differences. The cut of the dress coat has been altered somewhat to accommodate the women in the service, but the color remains the forest green laid down in the early years, and the buttons and collar ornaments have survived long enough to become a tradition,” says Carver.
When old hands like EmCee Widget say: “the more things change, the more they remain the same” it’s nowhere truer than in the Burn Rangers Service.
Ranger Barbs Kurka
“Our goal as spelled out in our regulations is to maintain a neutral image encouraging approachability with the broadest spectrum of the visiting public.’ In other words, there really isn’t any room for individuality; that’s why it’s called a uniform.”
Ranger Ladyslipper Constantine
Ranger Neeks Karu
Ranger Gemma Cleanslade