The Pre-Marriage Incognito Pre-Honeymoon Which Ended With A Riot In Our Pussy

SaveMe’s holidays part 2

As my almost wife Rose Borchovski and I want to be prepared for everything we decided to have some honeymoon rehearsals as you don’t want the event of the century end up in disaster, especially when you know my dear Rose already fucked up some earlier marriages real bad.

To go undisturbed we went into disguise to the Cu de Judas in Portugal, Aldeia das Dez. Translated: the village of the 10, as there are only living 10 people (if you could even call that living?).  So we assumed to be safe. We found a little abandoned chapel and couldn’t resist to some blasphemous behaviour. We dressed up in our wedding gowns and screamed out all kinds of obscene variations of catholic wedding ceremony songs before we showed our solidarity with Pussy Riot by releasing the riot in our pussy’s by some finger practicing behind the tabernacle.

Blasfemia

It all turned out into a freaking nightmare as we were totally unexpected discovered later on in the only street of Aldeia das Dez by the mother of Kikas Babenco. Mama Babenco who turned out to be one of the 10. And she was completely aware of our existence as she is one of the most true followers of my blog as it is the only place where once in a while her daughter is mentioned.

Incognito pre-honeymoon

And when Mama Babenco knows, Kikas knows it too and you can be sure it is a matter of time her inspiration addicted husband Marmaduke Arado will grab the idea asap to turn it into one of their adventures as if it had happend in their daily life. I can already imagine his excitement of playing a girl (Although he needs severe shaving) who offended the complete corrupt Casa Pia catholic ruling elite of Portugal who also have more than strong ties with the Opus Dei movement in Italy who want to replace the new pope Francisco by either Silvio Berlusconi or Vladimir Putin.

As Rose and I certainly didn’t want to be the trigger for this dark future to take place we begged Kikas & Marma to keep our secret, but it cost us 5 years of free baba de camelo shipping to the harbour of Porto, Portugal, to sweeten them up.

We certainly learned our lesson; when you want to keep something a secret, don’t go to a village with only 10 people.

3 thoughts on “The Pre-Marriage Incognito Pre-Honeymoon Which Ended With A Riot In Our Pussy

  1. As a matter of fact SaveMe Oh rank in forth place among keywords people use to find http://www.apmel.se And Rose Borchovski ranks in sixth place. Of course Apmel ranks highest and sadly to say Mama Babenco isn’t even among the ten highest ranking keywords.

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