Dilemma Around A Monstrous Cock

Yesterday I received a LM of a home of a friend where I was banned last months. I went there immediately to thank the friend with one of my paintings on this friend’s wall. When I came today to see if everything was alright I walked without paying very much attention inside the house and found the friend in an intermezzo with a huge monstrous cock with this friend’s partner attached to it.

As I wanted to take some pics of my painting I had my camera ready to shoot and could not help to catch some images that are normally not for publication. Unfortunately also the “show interface” option was checked so I end up with pics even showing the nametags. When I tried in panic to disable this function I could not help to shot some more random pics which are rather intimate….no, let me be more precise, they are what some people call porn.

The friend was outraged in IM and banned and ejected me. The cock this friend was working on did not eject anymore as I function more or less as reason for a coitus interruptus.

In a state of shock I arrived home and decide this time to ask some friends for advice, something I never did before.

Black out

SaveMe Oh: I need advice

Apmel Goosson: about what I´m standing here trying to tell ppl that jesus never existed

SaveMe Oh: my problem is similair

SaveMe Oh: what would you do when you would enter the home of somebody on your friendlist, that you have a troubled relation with, who is an artblogger and simowner and you find her in her home riding a monstrous cock?

Apmel Goosson: äh

Apmel Goosson: sounds fun

SaveMe Oh: and when you have lot of pics of the event?

Apmel Goosson: you blog it!!

SaveMe Oh: ok. ty

Apmel Goosson: yw

 

SaveMe Oh: I need your help

Glasz DeCuir: tell me what you need?

SaveMe Oh: what would you do when you would enter the home of somebody on your friendlist, that you have a troubled relation with, who is an artblogger and simowner and you find her in her home riding a monstrous cock?

Glasz DeCuir: join the party, is the best 🙂

SaveMe Oh: she ejected me and is furious and banned me from her home

Glasz DeCuir: she ejected you from YOUR house or HER house?

SaveMe Oh: Her house, that she send me yesterday a LM from

Glasz DeCuir: what strange friends you have, Is she french? XD

SaveMe Oh: No ******

Glasz DeCuir: this is serious…

SaveMe Oh: yes

Glasz DeCuir: what is the situation? I dont understand, You love her?

SaveMe Oh: No, not at all

Glasz DeCuir: Then forget that girl. It is her private life. You cant publish that.

Glasz DeCuir: And when you do it anonymous it’s cruel

SaveMe Oh: Also not when its virtual pics of avis?

Glasz DeCuir: also

SaveMe Oh: and she is a pain in the ass for the artworld?

Glasz DeCuir: who cares of what others do in sex

SaveMe Oh: I was shocked

Glasz DeCuir: never have sex with a blogger

Black out 4

SaveMe Oh: I need your advise

ush Underwood: hehe   you never need my advice — must be wrong window…

SaveMe Oh: what would you do when you would enter the home of somebody on your friendlist, that you have a troubled relation with, who is an artblogger and simowner and you find her in her home riding a monstrous cock?

ush Underwood: hm .. think i would say “sorry” and  leave

SaveMe Oh: I need your advise

Cherry Manga: tell me

SaveMe Oh: what would you do when you would enter the home of somebody on your friendlist, that you have a troubled relation with, who is an artblogger and simowner and you find her in her home riding a monstrous cock?

Cherry Manga: snapshot?

SaveMe Oh: Yes I have! With names on it and all

Cherry Manga: I’m not sure about what kind of advise you wish from me…push you to be evil or to ease your excitment? I would say, don’t blog about sex craps unless you find any interest in it..Keep art purpose…I don’t know, you say “what would you do”…me i would maybe laught and tell some of my friends, in a childish play..but surely not put that to public place

SaveMe Oh: but its avis in a virtual world?

Cherry Manga: rewrite your question, i mean an advise on what? ahaha

SaveMe Oh: I have pics from a virtual world, not from rl. How bad is that?

Cherry Manga: To be honnest, I think you shouldn’t go that way, it’s too much “people magazines”

SaveMe Oh: And now when it was for eaxample Bryn Oh or Solo Mornington?

Cherry Manga: I don’t know what sextape you have from Bryn, but the assfucked Solo never made me laugh so much

Cherry Manga: nor think

Cherry Manga: what are you writing on today, because you never waited my advise to post sextapes do you,

SaveMe Oh: I never published sextapes before unless it were my own that I fabricated with a purpose. Now I run into a difficult situation

Cherry Manga: Cheesus, my advise is not for you but for them, being a well known personality of art people  …use an alt to fuck!

SaveMe Oh: thats a smart and good advise, ty

SaveMe Oh: Now can I have your advise?

Ole Etzel: I thought u would do the thinking?

Ole Etzel: You said that. Now dont pressure me

SaveMe Oh: This is a delicate matter

Ole Etzel: The answer may be chainsaw

Ole Etzel: Not sure yet

SaveMe Oh: Could well be the best option

Ole Etzel: There may be several answers but the last is always chainsaw

SaveMe Oh: ok ty

Black out 3

Simotron Aquila: hehe… beautiful sight Save!

SaveMe Oh: Helps me to keep an eye on everything

Simotron Aquila: 😉

SaveMe Oh: And you really dont want to know what these eyes saw tonight

Simotron Aquila: owwww I’m afraid to know it lol

SaveMe Oh: I could ask your advise about it

Simotron Aquila: yes

SaveMe Oh: what would you do when you would enter the home of somebody on your friendlist, that you have a troubled relation with, who is an artblogger and simowner and you find her in her home riding a monstrous cock

Simotron Aquila: I say: “oh sorry… maybe I disturb you”

SaveMe Oh: Thats very polite of you. And when I was not that polite?

SaveMe Oh: And took some pics by coincidence?

Simotron Aquila: oh! that’s not so polite! lol

Simotron Aquila: I dont know… I’m so polite!

SaveMe Oh: I wish I was you, I blew it

Simotron Aquila: Save!

Simotron Aquila: uhm…

Simotron Aquila: well… if is a really friend of you, know you. so, np 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Its not a real friend, more somebody you know

Simotron Aquila: ahhh… ok, she’ll have time to know you 🙂

SaveMe Oh: she is furious

Simotron Aquila: uh oh…

Simotron Aquila: Save Save…

SaveMe Oh: But how could I know she was doing that?

SaveMe Oh: the door was open

Simotron Aquila: yes

Simotron Aquila: eh…

SaveMe Oh: And to be honest, I didnt believe people I know were still doing that in SL

Simotron Aquila: eh yes

After hearing all the advises I decide to publish but to keep the privacy of my friend as it’s up to her how she want to combine pole dancing with a horsedick and art blogging and being a curator of several art events. Let me finish by sharing our conversation with her name blacked out.

Black out 2

****: Asshole, you go to far

SaveMe Oh: You send me yesterday a LM, I come to visit you and find you like this?

****: Uninvited

SaveMe Oh: How should I know this?

****: You should respect privacy

SaveMe Oh: You invite people with a LM or not

****: I invited to ****, not to my private place

SaveMe Oh: No, you send me yesterday this LM. You banned me before, remember?

****: Now you stay banned here. Obviously you prefer to stay lonely

SaveMe Oh: The monstrous dick you were fucking doesn’t make me want to come back quick. Maybe you should buy a horse

SaveMe Oh: Did you like the painting btw, I give you yesterday? Its on your wall!

Message from Second Life:

Your object ‘Object’ has been returned to your inventory Lost and Found folder by **** from parcel **** due to parcel owner return.

****: I warn you, you go too far

SaveMe Oh: I warn you too, if you forget to laugh you turn into acid

****: I forget to laugh when I see assholes

SaveMe Oh: Hey, I am not the horsedick fetisjist or was it a sculpture he was wearing and were you reviewing art?

****: If somebody wanted you, you had better to do than disturbing others privacy

SaveMe Oh: One more time, you send me a LM with invitation yesterday, I gave you a painting on your wall, I came to visit you today and found you completely naked fucking a horsedick. Sorry for having my eyes open.

****: One more time, I invited you to **** where you could not behave too

SaveMe Oh: And also to your home, the invitation came yesterday even before the **** one

SaveMe Oh: Why otherwise I would end up here yesterday as you had me banned until now?

SaveMe Oh: Now dont make me responsible if you fucked things up yourself. And when its your kick next to art to fuck with horseshaped man, you do so.

SaveMe Oh: That it throws another light on you, I cant help.

****: you are a waist of time

SaveMe Oh: Now you climb back in your lamppost

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