Not being banned on the regular LEA sims felt a little bit awkward so I did a little investigation on the attitude of the new arrived wannabe artists. Chapter 1 is about the prim gluer Lorin Tone in LEA 26. It turned out that the only tool needed with him was some good old feedback.
Lorin Tone: Welcome back SaveMe, help you find anything?
SaveMe Oh: I don’t want to find anything. Can I help you find anything?
Lorin Tone: No thanks, I know where everything is here.
SaveMe Oh: But outside here?
Lorin Tone: What about it?
SaveMe Oh: Don’t know. You seem a bit narcist, so that’s why I asked
Lorin Tone: Welcomeing you exposes me as a narcissist? Work on your English.
SaveMe Oh: As long you understand me communication works fine. Now are you standing here all night?
Lorin Tone: No, I’m working on areas of the sim.
SaveMe Oh: Does your music roll have music?
Lorin Tone: No, but most of the rest of the machine does.
SaveMe Oh: Why not?
Lorin Tone: Because I chose not to put music in it.
SaveMe Oh: why?
Lorin Tone: It is not an optimal prim to build loops into.
I walked to some other soundmachines but….
SaveMe Oh: That was rather disappointing. You should give it a little bit more effort
Lorin Tone: What would you suggest?
SaveMe Oh: Moving and producing sound all the time as it looks promising but the result is disappointing
Lorin Tone: I’m so sorry to have disappointed you.
SaveMe Oh: Yes you should be
Lorin Tone: Fuck you.
SaveMe Oh: Did you give it all you have or where you too lazy?
Lorin Tone: Your cubes video was disappointing too, I didn’t bother you about that. So fuck you. Do you understand?
SaveMe Oh: Which cube video?
Lorin Tone: The one that sucked
SaveMe Oh: You have a link?
Lorin Tone: So, I’m sick of your bullshit. No, I didn’t keep it. You posted on your blog.
SaveMe Oh: It’s called feedback and a wannabe artist could use it for improvement because you can stand here all night as a guide explaining what is not here, but the art should speak for itself
Lorin Tone: Thank you for the lecture, anything else?
SaveMe Oh: Shall I play you some music?
Lorin Tone: No, thank you, I make my own.
But I played for him on my Osama noob and my Oculus Christ
Lorin Tone: Nice, which parts did you play?
SaveMe Oh: You like classical music?
Lorin Tone: I play it. Do you?
SaveMe Oh: As you can see
Lorin Tone: No, you’re playing an inverted Jesus. Not and instrument. So I am not impressed.
SaveMe Oh: You are playing an artist, so that gets us even
Lorin Tone: I only hear Cello.
SaveMe Oh: Ah, first you didn’t believe it. Yes this is cello
Lorin Tone: Sounds like Ma to me.
SaveMe Oh: Yes it is. 10 points
Lorin Tone: He’s an excellent player.
SaveMe Oh: Yes, very good
Lorin Tone: Good, I hope you have a place to display your work.
SaveMe Oh: Display work is a very old-fashioned concept
Lorin Tone: Then what is your interest in visiting here?
SaveMe Oh: Exploring, but sometimes I fear there is not that much to explore and then I offer to upgrade the place
Lorin Tone: No thanks, I’ve still got work to do on it. When I’m busy being insulted by you.
SaveMe Oh: Try to make your music machine move and work. Good luck. You can do it
Lorin Tone: IT works when I make it work. Thanks for the advice, now fuck off.
SaveMe Oh: Your tone Tone is not nice
Lorin Tone: It is not intended to be nice, just like your tone.
SaveMe Oh: I didn’t say fuck off. I only gave feed back
Lorin Tone: I did. And I meant it.
SaveMe Oh: I don’t listen to people using that kind of words
Lorin Tone: Easy fix for that.
SaveMe Oh: Do your best, you will not be the first dictator, nor the last to kill free people
Lorin Tone: Now take your music elsewhere, please?
SaveMe Oh: When you go to work you won’t hear it. Only when you stay close. You can also put volume on 0 or derender it
Lorin Tone: One more chance. Please remove your musical works from here. Now.
SaveMe Oh: They are not here
Lorin Tone: Goodbye.
SaveMe Oh: goodbye
Banned from LEA 26