Can Girls Talk Win The Nobel Prize Of Literature?

SaveMe Oh: How’s life?

Cat Shilova: Hot

SaveMe Oh:You naughty bitch

Cat Shilova: I mean, really hot

SaveMe Oh: You naughty naughty bitch

Cat Shilova: … and my little finger told me that a drama took place with Apmel, Glasz and yourself

SaveMe Oh: Did it?

Cat Shilova: It’s probably just a rumor (and curiosity kills the cat, but …)

SaveMe Oh: I wouldn’t be surprised but then without me in it

Cat Shilova: Your sense of drama is fading?

SaveMe Oh: No, but I didn’t hear the rumour nor had the idea I was acting in this one.

Cat Shilova: So my little finger was wrong

SaveMe Oh: Glasz is a drama; Ampel is a drama, so 1 + 1 can be 2. She is completely obsessed with Iono and Tutsy, and Ampel is a desperate attention whore so I wouldn’t be surprised

Cat Shilova: That’s love

SaveMe Oh: Yes, true love

Cat Shilova: *sob*. Can’t prevent crying.

SaveMe Oh: I answered too less to the shown love to be involved! I told both of them they are of zero significance so that cools things quick

Cat Shilova: Ahahahaha. A bucket of icy water

SaveMe Oh: They should be happy with their roles of minions.

Cat Shilova: So true, aren’t we all?

SaveMe Oh: But they always think they can improve their position. But maybe that bounds them now.

Cat Shilova: The only way to improve it is to try to desinstall the dramaqueen from her throne which proves very difficult

SaveMe Oh: You need talent for that

Cat Shilova: Exactly. I have a feeble for gossips. Which is not a talent, by the way.

SaveMe Oh: Glasz too

Cat Shilova: I prefer juicy gossips but this one is finally rather dry. I will torture Ampel.

SaveMe Oh: I create them in front of her nose but then she doesn’t bite.

Cat Shilova: Pity.

SaveMe Oh: They should marry

Cat Shilova: Lord, have mercy on us

SaveMe Oh: Ampel is a good substitute for Iono

Cat Shilova: Don’t expect me to be bridesmaid on this one

SaveMe Oh: (who she really loves)

Cat Shilova: What?

SaveMe Oh: But after he refused to take her to Pere Lachaise they are at war.

SaveMe Oh: Now you have your gossip

Cat Shilova: This I knew, this gossip is rotten. Actually, I was in Paris when this happened.

SaveMe Oh: Ah, that was the reason, now it becomes a juicy gossip

Cat Shilova: Indeed

SaveMe Oh: Perfect

Cat Shilova: Now she will hate me, too?

SaveMe Oh: Yes.

Cat Shilova: I am terrified

SaveMe Oh: But she can cry on Ampels shoulder now as Ush is there only for his boring side.

Cat Shilova: My shrink will have to cure this in addition to all the rest.

SaveMe Oh: Maybe I have to send my bill to your shrink?!

Cat Shilova: I wouldn’t expect him to pay

SaveMe Oh: Or tell him Glasz will be his client too, soon.

Cat Shilova: I think he is already overbooked but it would be cute to sit together in the waiting room

SaveMe Oh: Is he good?

Cat Shilova: I think so as I am still there

SaveMe Oh: And are the 2 of you making progress?

Cat Shilova: It begins to be very interesting but we both have holidays soon though not together.

SaveMe Oh: Is that a plan for the future?

Cat Shilova: Who knows? Marrying your shrink could have some advantages

SaveMe Oh: A lot

Cat Shilova: The future will tell.

Cat Shilova: Then, Glasz could have Iono, at least.

SaveMe Oh: Yes, problem solved and we give Jaynine to Ampel

Cat Shilova: I will think about this all very seriously

Cat Shilova: Jay? to Ampel… mmmm…

SaveMe Oh: And Ush to Quan.

Cat Shilova: and what about the horsedick? He would need a mare.

SaveMe Oh: We dance around it for fertility

Cat Shilova: <— is searching her bridesmaid things. I might have some use of them finally. Who could marry Bryn?

SaveMe Oh: Any rabbit as long his cogwheel is working.

Cat Shilova: I find Bryn’s interpretation of Abraham + Isaac story more than suspect

SaveMe Oh: Of course, it was a cover up to be allowed to fuck a flock of sheep

Cat Shilova: With a gun

SaveMe Oh: Maybe the pope will declare her holy soon.

Cat Shilova: And decide that Immersiva is now a sheep sanctuary

SaveMe Oh: Suitable for every religion

Cat Shilova: Indeed…

Cat Shilova: If I would show that talk to the shrink, he would sign a formula for insane asylum at once. Therefore, I won’t show it.

SaveMe Oh: Shall I put it on my blog so he has easy access? We might win the Nobel Prize for literature.

A few moments later:

Glasz DeCuir: I have a date! Let see how many min I scare him :))

SaveMe Oh: With Ampel?

Glasz DeCuir: nop Apmel doesn’t love me!

SaveMe Oh: Yes he does, I just heard a big gossip about you 2

Glasz DeCuir: Let me know that…

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I am working on the juicy details for my blog

Glasz DeCuir: Don’t do that!

SaveMe Oh: Why not, will be lovely drama about you, Ampel, Tusty, Iono etc etc

Glasz DeCuir: You will scare all my lovers chance!

SaveMe Oh: That’s the risk but I found you a nice shrink

Glasz DeCuir: Shrink? What is that? If you publish my name on your blog again, no more books. And that’s my last word. And you are a bastard, 1 date I have and you have to distract me.

SaveMe Oh: Go have the date. Might be your last one. Go fuck him so I can edit my blogpost

Glasz DeCuir: Where is Apmel? I will kill him too!