The Art Gallery Roleplay

Red Bikcin: Y sus imagenes, no solo señalan la belleza de los movimientos coreográficos, sino también, lo que es muy importante, nos hacen reflexionar sobre la significación social y humana de la danza.

Bianca

Y esa reflexión la realiza Bianca mediante frases que enfatizan cada imagen mostrada. Encontraréis que cada una de las fotografías aporta unpensamiento reflexivo de Bianca, que nos transmite y muestra delicadamente, como si tratara de dialogar con cada uno de nosotros, mientras vemos sus fotografías.

Y digo dialogar porque no son sentencias, ni frases lapidarias, sino pensamientos sutiles que cran un clima emotivo y cómplice entre espectador e imagen representada.

Y es que la danza, desde la invención de la fotografía, ha sido intenso objeto de deseo de los mejores artistas fotógrafos.

SaveMe Oh: Are we playing my little gallery roleplay here?

Red Bikcin: Esa posibilidad de congelar en un instante, de manera realista, lo mas objetivamente posible, la naturaleza y desarrollo de los movimientos de los danzantes es un reto al que las mejores cámaras no han podido sustraerse de afrontar.

Y a ese reto, lo ha desafiado Bianca de manera valiente, anulando las dificultades y mostrándonos unas imágenes capaces de seducirnos.

SaveMe Oh: Who plays the artist today and who must play the audience?

Morganic Clarrington: (gallery roleplay) *coughs*

Red Bikcin: Otra característica que os gustará del trabajo de Bianca es la unidad estilística ofrecida.

Morganic Clarrington: *noisily unwraps candy*

Red Bikcin: Cromatismo, técnica, enfoque y desarrollo de las acciones fotografiadas tienen una total unidad estilística. Pero ello, en vez de crear monotonía expresiva en las percepciones, como podría pensarse, logra un efecto contrario, porque esa unidad compositiva, es tan agradable a la vista, que nos sentiríamos decepcionados si de improviso nos salierámos de ella.

SaveMe Oh: Are we playing the Champagne roleplay today or Prosecco roleplay?

Red Bikcin: Gracias Bianca por esta nueva muestra de tu ingenio creador. Y gracias por atender nuestra llamada para que vuelves a exponer en Diotima.

Y ya de paso, gracias tambien al Capitán Sir Walter Gedenspire, ya que sabemos que su compañía, su dedicación hacia ti y el impulso anímico que sabe transmitirte, es también parte importante de la calidad de tu obra.

SaveMe Oh: And is there a reason we are all glued here to ridiculous seats?

Bianca Xavorin: Please everyone enjoy the exhibit

SaveMe Oh: Is an applause appropiate in this gallery roleplay?

Algezares Magic: Why not?

SaveMe Oh: And why we see photographs on virtual walls? You people never heard of Flickr? Don’t you know virtual walls is massive primwaste?

And are these wannabe artists in some kind of artist pool? So you can hire them for a gallery roleplay? Who is playing the gallery owner today? Now who made this kitsch stuff?

SaveMe Oh: “A lovers dance is slow and kind, easy to learn, but hard to find”???? Where can I puke?

Bianca Xavorin: Seriously SaveMe Oh, are you really this rude?

SaveMe Oh: I am very, very serious. This is really a big bullshit. Kitsch. Did you use every windlight setting to do the collection?

“It takes two to tango”?????? We call that an open door!

And now all the wannabe audience is looking where they can see themselves? So they can tag eachother after 1000 times on facebook?

Red Bikcin: Hola Save Me

SaveMe Oh: Hi Red, you belong to this bullshit, I almost prefer your horses

Why everybody here looks like a stuffed Barbie? Was there a Barbie dresscode??? Sorry I didnt hear it in time.

Dido Haas: lol Saveme

SaveMe Oh: Your horses were bad, Red, but this bullshit is 1000 times worse

Red Bikcin: I don´t think that Save Me. It is a great exhibition

SaveMe Oh: I only see kitsch

Tequila Krovac: Makes a note on never inviting SaveMe Oh to one of her events.

Angyangela Ronas: SaveMe put some glases on

SaveMe Oh: People really spent time on producing this shit? Elderly catladies should choose another hobby

Emma Fargis:There are various taste, each the his Seve

SaveMe Oh: “Where ever a dancer stand is holy ground” YUK!

Bianca, my advice is to become audience again.

Red Bikcin: Ejected and banned you from this land.

3 thoughts on “The Art Gallery Roleplay

  1. Sap, YOU really need to quit roleplaying Jumpman Lane. But…if you must…type “hehehehehehe” at the end of every sentence. it infuriates the tard :p
    You turd you. MUST I teach you everything?

    Before you get started:
    1. I SUGGESTED you make machinima. Instead of porn you made craptacular (“kitsch” is it)” shit and called it art.

    2. I TAUGHT you how to troll.

    turd

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