Linden Lab Puts A Halt To Obscene Imposters #METOO

In the week that Harvey Weinstein turned himself in, his virtual alter ego Kake Broek was kicked out of Secondlife by Linden Lab.

After years of silence in which the consumers of the online platform were exposed to Kake Broek’s obscene, filthy, pornografic trolling Linden Lab finally took action to protect the obedient avatars who just want to consume Linden Labs wonderful products.

It was unbelievable that a company, who’s main goal is to make their CEO’s rich as quick as possible was so slow in taking action against consumers who thought they could think and decide for themself, as if Linden Lab didn’t live up to their own TOS.

It’s obvious Linden Lab misses a CEO like Mark Suckerbug of Facebook, who travels around the world crying crocodile tears while in the mean time the money floats in the pocket and the total control is completed.

If it was not for the election of Donald Trump Linden Lab might be still neglecting its priorities; control society and exploit consumers for the benefit of the 1%. Big companies won’t make America great again when they are not strict.

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When I was young and blonde I once tried the same as the despicable Kake Broek, pretending to be a Linden. I posted pictures of myself as SaveMe Linden but I never tried to pull fresh born noobs into sexual explicit situations at Orientation Island.

With a nice little note Linden Lab pointed out to me that I might have forgotten the TOS and of course I stopped my acting as SaveMe Linden immediately.

Dear SaveMe Oh,

Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second Life Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question occurred on February 25, 2008 in the region of public townscape.

Violation: Terms of Service: Misrepresentation

Falsely identifying oneself as being a Linden Lab employee,a representative of Linden Lab, or otherwise claiming a position of authority within Second Life is a violation of the Second Life Terms of Service. Group names or titles containing the word ”Linden” are an example of Misrepresentation.

The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning possible.

Discipline: No additional action is being taken at this time.

We will not disclose the identity of Residents who file Abuse Reports.

Sincerely, Linden Lab

Fostered by this warm and guarding hand I managed to become Secondlife’s main artist loved by the millions, but I can only continue my work when Linden Lab takes its responsibility and eliminates the rotten apples who defame this wonderful virtual platform.

For the happy consumers I hope Linden Lab will again extend the possibilities of abuse rapports and tickets so we can endless accuse and crucify each other, the only way a company can be profitable without having to do the dirty work.

May he rest in peace!

3 thoughts on “Linden Lab Puts A Halt To Obscene Imposters #METOO

  1. Well linden labs are no angels trust me .they make alot of there money taking money from people’s credit cards or debit cards and when they are confronted by there acts of theft they simply reply I’m sorry we can not help you at this time . They stole money from me and many other people and they get away with it because no one will stop them .

  2. Time to leave Second Life. It’s not worth your time, especially when you’re dealing with stalkers who prey on virtual people, including trolls who enjoy causing trouble to others.

    And Linden Labs are clearly too useless to help others out, especially when it comes to money being stolen. There are better things out there, and Second Life is a lost cause.

    I hope Linden Labs realize that they can’t keep a dying horse alive and close down Second Life for good

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