When Ryan Schultz dies and I am still alive I will inherit his avatar Velcro Zipper. Today we met for the first time, both still alive. Ryan want to be sure he makes the right decision to leave Velcro Zipper to me so he wanted to meet me online.
Velcro Zipper: Hello SaveMe! I know you are probably going to post all this conversation to your blog 🙂 Go ahead, I don’t mind 🙂
SaveMe Oh: So say smart things, will make you look bright
Velcro Zipper: So, why do you want Velcro Zipper after I die?
SaveMe Oh: So when you plan to die?
Velcro Zipper: Haha, not for a long time yet, SaveMe 🙂
SaveMe Oh: Ok, I will have to be patient and stay alive myself
Velcro Zipper: Yes you have to outlive me, is that possible? 😉 I am almost 55 in real life.
SaveMe Oh: I already have a lot of alts so I might survive
Velcro Zipper: How old are you, may I ask?
SaveMe Oh: I am almost 12
Velcro Zipper: LOL Yeah, RIIIGHT. And I notice that you are not yet one of those who converted from a classic system avatar to mesh. Like me.
SaveMe Oh: I am the most famous artist of SL, my avi is part of the artwork and will never become a Mesh barbiedoll
Velcro Zipper: I understand. And I respect that you are an artist.
SaveMe Oh: Respect is a word I hate very much
Velcro Zipper: My artistry is restricted to creating and outfitting SL avatars. I understand that you like to break rules and boundaries.
SaveMe Oh: Its not what like, is what has to be done, its not really fun to be banned everywhere.
Velcro Zipper: I can imagine
SaveMe Oh: But someone has to do the job
Velcro Zipper: I think I can understand that
SaveMe Oh: Then its better someone as talented as me.
Velcro Zipper: Which is why I have already decided to have you inherit Velcro Zipper when Idie.
SaveMe Oh: I like the concept very much, thats why I reacted
Velcro Zipper: Velcro is outspoken and audiacious, like you are. A rule breaker.
SaveMe Oh: She will be used for that
Velcro Zipper: A linecrosser. I will enjoy letting you use her in your merry band of artist warriors 🙂
SaveMe Oh: Yes, all simowners will have to put her on the banlist
Velcro Zipper: It will bea very different fate than my other SL avatars who will live boring lives.
SaveMe Oh: My alts know that problem
Velcro Zipper: Do you have many alts?
SaveMe Oh: Yes, I have some SaveMe’s, and other family members and I have an army of avi’s some one gave to me.
Velcro Zipper: Oh really?
SaveMe Oh: He created them for an art project, and gave them to me after the project was finished. I can use them to go incognito
Velcro Zipper: What’s the thing you most enjoy about Second Life?
SaveMe Oh: Being SaveMe Oh
Velcro Zipper: Good answer!
SaveMe Oh: I am a performer, I can make whatever I want
Velcro Zipper: And all of SL is your stage (except when you get banned)
SaveMe Oh: Also when I get banned it is my stage as I can write about it or sabotage. Or come with an alt. It is for the sake of freedom
Velcro Zipper: Yes I am beginning to understand that all the transcripts of the conversations you have are part of your art. I am looking forward to re-reading this conversation on your blog. Take some nice pictures of me, I am a glamourous creature!
So why do the organizers of LEA hate you so much, that they permanently banned you from the LEA sims?
SaveMe Oh: I will steal every show of mediocre prim-gluers, and they hate to have to admit I am the better artist.
Velcro Zipper: Aha
SaveMe Oh: because they want their own second of fame
Velcro Zipper: So they are jealous of your artistic talent?
SaveMe Oh: When I am around it wont last a second
Velcro Zipper: You want all the oxygen? All the praise?
SaveMe Oh: Yes they are jealous as they want to colour their own useless SL
Velcro Zipper: All good drag queens know how to share a stage with other drag queens, SaveMe. Perhaps you need to learn that too.
SaveMe Oh: Why share? An artist needs an audience too. They can be audience.
Velcro Zipper: Haven’t you ever been in an audience?
SaveMe Oh: No, I am the artist
Velcro Zipper: Oh you must have been fun in kindergarten, my dear 😉
SaveMe Oh: When I need to be an audience I can send an alt
Velcro Zipper: So you CAN be in an audience, just not as SaveMe. I see.
Velcro Zipper: It must be hard to be “on” all the time, be the artist all of the time. SO you use alts to escape from that when you need to. Smart.
SaveMe Oh: Hardly, as I have not seen anything worthwhile in years here
Velcro Zipper: LOLOL!
SaveMe Oh: I mean that
Velcro Zipper: What about Bryn Oh?
SaveMe Oh: She is the worst, my sister
Velcro Zipper: You must admit that some of her art installations have been intriguing.
SaveMe Oh: Makes the worst stuff in SL, Harry Potter bullshit about rabbits
Velcro Zipper: oh wow you really do hate it
SaveMe Oh: Yes, I am not into hobbits and running rabbits
Velcro Zipper: Well I liked it. We don’t have to agree. I am still giving you Velcro Zipper to use as you wish. I shiver at the possibilites! Every drag queen loves a stage and a good performance!
SaveMe Oh: She will go only to a Bryn sim to shit
Velcro Zipper: Not is she has auto-return 😉
SaveMe Oh: Search my blog for my encounters with my dear sis
SaveMe Oh: already 11 years a pain in the ass
SaveMe Oh: When I need rabbits ( or hare) I bring my own
Velcro Zipper: I see
Velcro Zipper: I just realized that I have a schedule conflict and cannot meet you on Saturday as we originally planned. But then again, we don’t need to meet. We are meeting now, and that will suffice.
SaveMe Oh: Yes, I always like to deal right away
Velcro Zipper: Not *if* she has auto-return, I meant to say earlier. Not *is*. Sorry, that was my little joke, a poor attempt at humour.
SaveMe Oh: Oh, you already are worried for the blog?
Velcro Zipper: I don’t care what you put in it. So you can send me your real-life name and contact information now, or later.
SaveMe Oh: Me neither, you see, that’s freedom
Velcro Zipper: I am beginning to understand. I like the clothes-pin on the penis, it’s hilarious.
SaveMe Oh: Security above all
Velcro Zipper: LOL! I am saving this conversation to a notecard. I think I will post it to my blog as well. I take it I have your permission? Unlike you, I *do* ask for permission rather than just post without it. That’s called MANNERS, my dear 😉
SaveMe Oh: Everybody is free to do whatever they want and manners in a pixelate world I don’t take serious.
Velcro Zipper: I have to go now, but it’s been good to chat with you. Send me your real-life name and means of contact later (telephoen and/or email) for my lawyer.
SaveMe Oh: I will check with my lawyer too