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Through the Russian Embassy and investigation site Bellingcat I received this IM conversation between Dido Haas en Kake Broek during the performance by Ultralight Alter at LEA 20. A warning, it’s very disturbing material.
Dido Haas: KAKEEEEE, hows you? Kisssss, soo good to see you
Second Life: Daddio Dow ejected and banned you from this land. You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.
Dido Haas: huh, lol U2? hahaha
Kake Broek: Very funny
Dido Haas: How are you Kake?
Kake Broek: Killed by the Linden
Dido Haas: Damn, really? coz of your pics on Flickr? mmm that is silly
Kake Broek: “Misrepresentation as Linden”.
Dido Haas: mmm that sucks
Kake Broek: My Second Life identity, thousands of pieces of purchased stuff, collectors’ items and souvenirs, so much invested daily time and money, all quickly removed by one Linden click.
Dido Haas: really? arghh damn
Kake Broek: Yes, anyhow, now this page concerning 11 years of my life has been turned. I keep the support from my friends, and that’s the most important thing!
Dido Haas: yes, kisss
Kake Broek: Beware the Mole People!
Dido Haas: aww, tell me, tell me. Hey what happened with Daddio?
Kake Broek: He is a Linden Lab employee, didn’t you know?
Dido Haas: Nope, I didn’t
Kake Broek: He is security for all LEA sims
Dido Haas: He is my enemy coz he is with Yoon and she is my enemy too. He is crazy guy. I erased them both so they are only grey on my screen
Kake Broek: Thats very smart, they have direct connection to LL in San Francisco. They report directly to them on what happens on LEA sims
Dido Haas: I am not on a Lea sim
Kake Broek: Daddio removed me from LEA 20, just now
Dido Haas: He did? Mmm, crazy guy he is
Kake Broek: He hands out the free sims
Inspire Space Park was for long a free haven were everybody could enjoy music and experiment with visual elements but now even here the dictatorship of a few is implemented.
Were once mega farters like Mario Hellstein (Doesn’t matter if it’s ugly as long as it’s big) could do their diarrhea along the hippie farters like Tansee and Venus Adored, now the secret police is preying on disobedient visitors.
Since Delain Canucci and Grafx Newbold handle the space as their private palace the rulers have to force their regulations upon the visitors for their own pathetic hope on glory and eternal fame. And as an ever repeating records you can find again the famous banlists with all SaveMe Oh’s on it they could find in search. Sad, isn’t it?
Grafx Newbold ejected and banned you from this land.
Grafx Newbold: You are just trouble, why so negative. NMO! I’ve not been able to log on in a while i get things going and you come in and chase people off. I’m sure you can attack the park for my ban but please just leave us, please
SaveMe Oh: What is the problem?
Grafx Newbold: Well first off a friend just showed up at the park, Mandel Solano and you came on and he said: “SaveMe Oh at Inspire? Bye!!!”.
SaveMe Oh: So? I am banned because he don’t like me?
Grafx Newbold: Yes, I have to choose between you or him and he has been very nice and you and him and then you started mouthing off what would you do.
SaveMe Oh: I would advice him to mute or derender me so everyone can be free, I would never choose to be a dictator.
Grafx Newbold: What does this mean “Tansee, when you always hide in dictatorships..” and fasist we don’t need that crap here
SaveMe Oh: Tansee was making a joke, and you behave like a fascist so when you think thats crap go do something about yourself
Grafx Newbold: what does that even mean
SaveMe Oh: You behave as a fascist dictator, deciding who can live and who must die, disgusting
Grafx Newbold: Oh whateven i’m never on here
SaveMe Oh: So you just be on for a second to kill people? Even more disgusting
Grafx Newbold: Oh please, look i asked everyone here to tell me in private if you should be banned and some stood up for you
SaveMe Oh: Of course they do as they know Mandel is sick
Grafx Newbold: And said its just Mandel Solano who has a big problem with you
SaveMe Oh: Why listen to a sicko?
Grafx Newbold: Can’t you please just be nice if hes nice i’ll unbann you
SaveMe Oh: I am always nice and honest.
Grafx Newbold: He seems very nice ever hours and hours i spent with him here
SaveMe Oh: And people who don’t like me can mute or derender me. You are not the boss to decide who is nice or not
Grafx Newbold: Can you please put out some effort to apease him anyways? can’t we all just get along?
SaveMe Oh: I was giving everybody a good time except Mandel, you better inform yourself better instead of acting like a trigger happy Trump
Grafx Newbold: If you continue to insult me just forget coming back bye
SaveMe Oh: You see, you behave like a dictator. I have to do what you say!
Grafx Newbold: I am asking people what they think about you more chimed in against you in a demcratic fashion. People have a problem with Mandel , what am i to do? y’all are like a bunch of drama kids.
SaveMe Oh: When people have a problem with Mandel you advice them just the same, if they don’t like him they can mute or derender him, everybody has those tools in SL but never behave yourself as the dictator, that’s rather stupid
Grafx Newbold: so please it’s my park. who is gonna try to keep you kids from draging your negativity and drama here, tell me?
SaveMe Oh: Be free, and let people be free
Grafx Newbold: I try . I hate playing referee and banning anyone
SaveMe Oh: So unban me and give Mandel some advice how he can mute me
Grafx Newbold: In fact we cleared our ban list for over 300 people everyone to let them back in . not long ago very few people are on ban, maybe 20. With advise and comment from several regulars i’ve decided to unban you, but you wait to return later because Mandel is also unbanned. Please respect our guest and get along while here, he left, but please try to be nice while here.
A week later the silly Inspire farters prepared Grafx a rezdayparty on which he didn’t appear, so his drewling minions farted his profile pic for nothing in the air. This must have frustrated Delain Canucci so much that she didn’t like my participation.
Delaιn Canυccι shouts: people please derender SaveMe Oh , she is NOT part of the show
And now every time I appear she pushes the ban button.
I went on a search from some solidarity from so called friends.
SaveMe Oh: Why you unfriend me all the time? Are you Mandels slave now?
Tansee: You know why,,, it makes me sad each time
SaveMe Oh: Why you never choose my side, what did I do to you?
Tansee: How have you been ?
SaveMe Oh: Sad too
Tansee: Life if fine for me,,, RL busy summer. SL not so important.
SaveMe Oh: So when its not so important why you allow others to abuse me?
Tansee: You are the one that allows that not me 🙂
SaveMe Oh: You could stand up for freedom together with me instead of choosing the opressors side
Tansee: I always stand for freedom and you know me,,, I stand alone
SaveMe Oh: Then you only have to tell others to mute or derender me, thats all, not fake friendship
Tansee: You really know that does not work with me, you should know by now
SaveMe Oh: I don’t get time to know as you run away all the time
Tansee: I dont do fake friendship
SaveMe Oh: Yes you do, you support my banning without reason
Tansee: How is the weather where you are? It was just very hot but cooling down
SaveMe Oh: Do the weather talk with Mandel, he must be sweating
Tansee: You are not my true friend ,,, 😦 thats okay
SaveMe Oh: When I am not your true friend, is that a reason to support my exclusion?
Tansee: please ,,,,,
SaveMe Oh: I always try to defend everybody’s freedom, if I like them or not. Do you know why Delain bans me here all the time when I appear? Think its funny?
Tansee: Only when you are rude
SaveMe Oh: No, today I appear and she banned me at the spot, fascist methods
Tansee: You are quite well behaved atm,,, that is the SaveMe Oh that I love
SaveMe Oh: Its all about playing the boss, I always behave, art is my only goal! Actually you should know that as a so called friend
Tansee: 🙂 you are a great artist,,,,,
SaveMe Oh: Yes I am
Tansee: And humble also 🙂
SaveMe Oh: So its a pity people around you try to make that impossible. Humble is not a quality, quite useless for an artist
Tansee: 🙂 I am a humble artist
SaveMe Oh: You are humble maybe but not an artist, you glue stuff together, that’s a nice hobby.
Tansee: If you knew me as a true friend,,,, well then maybe you might know 🙂
SaveMe Oh: I know what I see, don’t have to know more and when you say you are the sweetest person on the world who am I to doubt that
Tansee: i have nothing to prove
SaveMe Oh: Me neither, when you are already the best SL artist for years, facts are facts
SaveMe Oh: So you only have to help me so I can do my job
Tansee: please,,, you know me better than than
SaveMe Oh: The only thing I ask, help me, not kill me
Tansee: Love me
SaveMe Oh: I already love everybody, I even save them
Tansee: And I will return the love
SaveMe Oh: I do everything unconditional, the only true love
Tansee: 🙂 I am sorta giggling in RL at all this
SaveMe Oh: That makes me happy
Tansee: Can you read my mind,,,,,I am saying ,,,,
SaveMe Oh: I hope it becomes a loud laugh so your neighbours start to wonder what happens.
When my friend Tansee removed me from her friendlist I had to ask her what love means.
SaveMe Oh, Tansee Trillium and Mandel Solano
SaveMe Oh: My Tansee, why have you forsaken me?
Why are you so far from saving me, from the words of my groaning?
My Tansee, I cry by day, but you do not answer,
and by night, but I find no rest.
Tansee: Love you!!!!!!!
Second Life: You have offered friendship to Tansee
SaveMe Oh: Did Mandel force you to remove me from your friendslist?
Tansee: You know my demands
Second Life: Tansee accepted your friendship offer.
Second Life: Tansee is online.
SaveMe Oh: Demands??? Should I know them???
Tansee: If you love me you would !
SaveMe Oh: My friendship dont demand conditions, its always unconditional
Tansee: Yes but…you are right
SaveMe Oh: No but or butts
Tansee: I just want you to be nice and lovable like I know you
SaveMe Oh: No, you want me to be me as I always am. Nice is the word I maybe hate most
Tansee: Love you Forever !
To celebrate May 1st I did a performance in the only LEA sim I wasn’t banned, LEA 13 and it was a blast with the wonderful music of A Limb, who composed a soundtrack for the parade in just a week and the help of Veleda Lorakeet to make this performance possible. Unfortunatly we didn’t reach the end as the dictators of LEA decide to ban me at the end of my performance. Luckily the performance was almost finished.
Here a notecard from the committee to show how is their policy:
This notecard is to ensure that everyone is aware that the Committee has banned SaveMe Oh at the Estate level on all 29 LEA sims permanently and AIRs are not permitted to override this. This is effective January 1st, 2017 and onwards.
Just when you think they are dead they crawl out of their grave again, and there he was again…
Tyrehl Byk: So what is new?
SaveMe Oh: You are, every day
Tyrehl Byk: Mostly I was interested in what you found as new today.
SaveMe Oh: I am the only thing new, look no further. Already for years and years. Thats why you come back to me time after time. Accept it and don’t feel ashamed. Its ok.
Tyrehl Byk: Peter, dude, I’m not talking about that old shit. You think I don’t know exactly who you are or (mostly) what you’re doing here in SL? ….. YAWN….. I’ve been off-world for a couple years but I really thought your in-world art might have evolved over that time. Such a disapointment…. sigh
SaveMe Oh: Peter?
Tyrehl Byk: Oh…and after that…if you want a show….I can help you with that.
SaveMe Oh: Peter Pan?
Tyrehl Byk: Put the fucking glass down and think about it. (or bottle?)
SaveMe Oh: And on which show you were thinking of helping me out? Venice, Cannes?Where you were intending to fart some of your particles?
Tyrehl Byk: The where is uncertain at this moment, but it is inevitable that it will be soon.
SaveMe Oh: Should I already warn the academy?
Tyrehl Byk: Nahh…they wouldn’t give a shit about this.
SaveMe Oh: Me neither, I guess. Try Bryn Oh. Make her rabbits fart.
Tyrehl Byk: Peter… we should talk off-world. You’re a smart dude, You can figure me out.
SaveMe Oh: Tomorrow, behind the church?
Tyrehl Byk: That means nothing to me, get real dude. I’m done with the cover.
SaveMe Oh: Give me your email then, your address
Tyrehl Byk: I think what you, Peter, extend into SL is important.
SaveMe Oh: Of course it is
Tyrehl Byk: I didn’t see that years ago. Age sometimes makes a wine better….
After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh will be canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage.
We will gather the 23th at 1 PM SLT. Ask SaveMe for a TP or follow the landmark that will be released soon and receive the memorial object to carry along.
On 23 february 2007 “nihil obstat” (“nothing against”) was declared under Philip Linden which opened the cause for beatification. The process commenced on 23 February 2017 and thus, she was granted the title of Savior of Virtual Worlds.
The documents and other information gathered from the process – was forwarded to the Congregation for the Causes of SelfieSaints in 2011. Consultors and the members of the congregation collaborated on the resources gathered from the SaveMe Oh Weblog and unanimously agreed that SaveMe Oh had lived a life of heroic virtue. They forwarded their vote to SaveMe Oh herself who, on 23 February 2012, signed the decree in recognition of her heroic virtues. This meant that she was titled Venerable.
In 2014 an alleged miracle attributed to her intercession had been discovered in Immersiva. The case involved a fetus in Bryn Oh’s womb which suffered brain defects that would affect the child to be born as a rabbit. The doctor advised Bryn Oh to have an abortion but she refused to do so and requested the intercession of SaveMe Oh. When the rabbit was born, there were no defects that could be detected and the rabbits’s health was monitored until it became an adolescent. The rabbit in question still shows no signs of defects.
The inquiry into the miracle closed in 2015 and the case went to a LEA committee board and voted in favour of the miracle which they deemed was “medically unexplainable”.
The beatification for SaveMe Oh was held on 23 february 2016 at Dreamworld, with SaveMe Oh receiving the title “Blessed”. The next step would be the recognition of another miracle, which would result in her canonization.
The relics presented during the beatification rites are the blood-stained baseball bat, used by SaveMe Oh to beat up Mandel Solano and the members of Pirats, and a little sample of her pee used to piss on Roxy Gellar. Both relics will be brought to Mt. Whitney in a reliquary for the beatification.
After the approval of this miracle on 23 february 2018 SaveMe Oh’s canonization will take place on the spot and the following statement may be released to the press.
St. SaveMe Oh is the greatest saint of virtuality and a legendary example of reaching her second life with mercy and grace. The precise dates of her birth and death are unknown, but we do know she was present with her public ministry, death and resurrection. She is mentioned at least a million times in the comments.
SaveMe Oh has long been regarded as an art-whore or grieving immoral in virtual dictatorships, but this is not supported in the scriptures. It is believed she is a genius who lives among minions and devotees, living as they do.
The Gossips agree that SaveMe Oh was originally a great sinner. Ampel nibbled seven demons out of her when he met her. After this, she told several women she associated with and these women also became followers.
There is also debate over if SaveMe Oh is the same unnamed women, a sinner, who weeps and washes Igor Ballyhood’s dick with a Brillo steel wool soap pad in the temple of Dido. Scholars are skeptical this is the same person.
Despite the scholarly dispute over her background, what she did in her subsequent life, after meeting Philip Linden, is much more significant. She was certainly the one who saved Philip, giving us an example of how no person is beyond the saving grace of SaveMe Oh.
During SaveMe’s ministry, it is believed that all Lindens followed her, part of a semi-permanent entourage who served SaveMe and her Disciples.
SaveMe Oh likely watched her own crucifixion from a distance along with the other women who followed her during her ministry. SaveMe was present when she rose from virtual dead, visiting in every available body, very much alive. She was always the first witness to her own resurrection.
After the death of Solo Mornington, a legend states that she remained among the early LEA’s. She was allegedly put into a boat by Cherry Manga, along with several other alts of the early Dutch Salvation Church, and set adrift without sails or oars. The boat landed in Open Sim but there was nobody to save so she asked two fish to bring her back.
St. SaveMe Oh’s feast day is February 23. She is the patroness of converts, repentant sinners, sexual temptation, pharmacists, banned people, rabbits and horses, and many other places and causes.
You know these nobodies who like to shine with the work of others? Art Blue is the perfect example. Already for years he tries to become famous with the work of virtual artists.
This time he tried to promote himself in screenleap and asked artists to show up to be used as figuration. Luckily SaveMe Oh refused to be there as a set prop and made a little performance, which was quickly derendered by Art Blue when people couldn’t see his avi any more.
SaveMe Oh: Is this about virtual art or about Art Blue?
Juliette Surrealdreaming: It’s his Art Talk loooool and this wonderful new technology! so exciting.
SaveMe Oh: Zelfbevlekking, how you say that in English? Dido? help me!
Dido Haas: Automanipulation would do Save!
FreeWee Ling: I see something I made 🙂
Juliette Surrealdreaming: : :))) nice… were you part of the volcano FreeWee?
FreeWee Ling: Yes
SaveMe Oh: OMG FreeWee, finally noticed
Betty Tureaud: I am a poor artist i don’t have a smartphone
SaveMe Oh: Better you don’t get smart things Betty, could be dangerous in your hands
Juliette Surrealdreaming: Rest in peace Fiona
FreeWee Ling: Is Fiona gone in rl?
Juliette Surrealdreaming: Yes this is a tribute to her and all of you who participated in the vulcano
FreeWee Ling: O my.. I hadn’t heard. She was a resident on my sim for a couple of years.
SaveMe Oh: Did she fall into the vulcano???? OMG
Juliette Surrealdreaming: Be respectful SaveMe. it’s poor form to make fun of the RL dead
SaveMe Oh: falling in a vulcano is respectfull. Dido teaches us life and death is part of a virtual life.
Dido Haas: shhht Save. That’s true. Cold Frog does and I show.
SaveMe Oh: There you go.
Juliette Surrealdreaming: That’s opinion… lol… those who pass deserve respect
Dido Haas: True I agree with Juliette on this one
SaveMe Oh: Hitler also passed
FreeWee Ling: I’m world famous….
SaveMe Oh: Finally, Jayjay must weep bitter tears of joy
Art Blue: The browser is still online and showing
SaveMe Oh: Pity it just stop to show everything. Can there be an art talk about censorship?
Art Blue: I should have pre-rezzed the Volcano in my viewer, sorry for such a fault of a noob
SaveMe Oh: Amateur
Art Blue: But you saw it live!!!
Betty Tureaud: To be honest i think it was an overkill way to show some old prims.
SaveMe Oh: It was his intention to show himself
Juliette Surrealdreaming: Well maybe if your Art was there Betty you wouldn’t have felt that way
SaveMe Oh: iIs called an exhibitionist!
Art Blue: What art you mean?
Betty Tureaud: Omg Juliette
Art Blue: Betty’s I can zoom down
SaveMe Oh: Betty can never be there because she doesn’t produce art.
Betty Tureaud: i ditte sort you ever would have say that
SaveMe Oh: Betty is more a box of color pencils thrown over everything
Juliette Surrealdreaming: I love her colors lol
SaveMe Oh: Its not HER colors, its color pencil colors
FreeWee Ling: So where will 1Biennale be located?
SaveMe Oh: In Art Blue’s garden of course
Art Blue: Not directly in SL as …. opensim can do more as SL
FreeWee Ling: I’m just wondering where in OpenSim the installation will be.
SaveMe Oh: As nobody is there it can be everywhere.
Most of us are looking forward when a new sim opens. What new elements will be added, what inventions can we expect, how will we be flabbergasted by new technologies. How big is the disappointment when we end up at another avatar parking with the simowner with the finger ready at the ban-button to throw everybody out who dares to interfear with the utterly boring and conservative re-creation of a re-creation….a dancefloor, avatars on a poseball or shared animations, a performer on a stage pretending to produce live music and (Italian) avatars eager to take pics so the can tag their pixels after on facebook. The definition of the word NEW in secondlife!
Mexi Lane: It is certainly not SaveMe Oh’s ancient and invasive performances that turn an event into something more modern. Sorry.
SaveMe Oh: Did you already schedule the reinvention of the wheel?
Yaia Nishi: Please SaveMe, yesterday was a nice happening. It is different type of your Art, but it was a very nice experience. I hope to see you soon in other place in a different event.
SaveMe Oh: It was an avatar parking, only set up so pixels could tag eachother! Rather sad!
Mexi Lane: It was a place to listen to good music and a wonderful voice. If they have come in so many, it has been a great success.
SaveMe Oh: Why not broadcast wonderful voices on old hardware like radios? Why we need a virtual avatar parking to witness this? Or did you all roleplay “My little live concerto”?
1 ° Because the voice is live and dialogues with us.
2 ° Because a meeting of many avatars in a sim allows you to dialogue with people you may not have seen for some time. Second Life is mainly a SOCIAL network. And you so why you break the balls with your performances in the most crowded sims?
1. Because my performances are live and in dialogue with the audience.
2. Because force my performance upon parked avatars who have nothing better to do than tagging eachother on Facebook maybe gives them a hint of real art instead of the pathetic copy of RL.
Mexi Lane: Look, you should have a reason that does not work, your performance. BAN collections and this is not synonymous with success. For years I have not banned you, because at first I had fun too. But now you’ve become boring and repetitive, a copy of your avatar. Which is worse than a copy of RL.
SaveMe Oh: The return of the avatar parking for bored people. I start to get it. Scenography you studied????