The Parade

To celebrate May 1st I did a performance in the only LEA sim I wasn’t banned, LEA 13 and it was a blast with the wonderful music of A Limb, who composed a soundtrack for the parade in just a week and the help of Veleda Lorakeet to make this performance possible. Unfortunatly we didn’t reach the end as the dictators of LEA decide to ban me at the end of my performance. Luckily the performance was almost finished.

Here a notecard from the committee to show how is their policy:

This notecard is to ensure that everyone is aware that the Committee has banned SaveMe Oh at the Estate level on all 29 LEA sims permanently and AIRs are not permitted to override this. This is effective January 1st, 2017 and onwards.

Jo Balogh

Should I Already Warn The Academy, Peter?

Just when you think they are dead they crawl out of their grave again, and there he was again…

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Tyrehl Byk: So what is new?

SaveMe Oh: You are, every day

Tyrehl Byk: Mostly I was interested in what you found as new today.

SaveMe Oh: I am the only thing new, look no further. Already for years and years. Thats why you come back to me time after time. Accept it and don’t feel ashamed. Its ok.

Tyrehl Byk: Peter, dude, I’m not talking about that old shit. You think I don’t know exactly who you are or (mostly) what you’re doing here in SL? ….. YAWN….. I’ve been off-world for a couple years but I really thought your in-world art might have evolved over that time. Such a disapointment…. sigh

SaveMe Oh: Peter?

Tyrehl Byk: Oh…and after that…if you want a show….I can help you with that.

SaveMe Oh: Peter Pan?

Tyrehl Byk: Put the fucking glass down and think about it. (or bottle?)

SaveMe Oh: And on which show you were thinking of helping me out? Venice, Cannes?Where you were intending to fart some of your particles?

Tyrehl Byk: The where is uncertain at this moment, but it is inevitable that it will be soon.

SaveMe Oh: Should I already warn the academy?

Tyrehl Byk: Nahh…they wouldn’t give a shit about this.

SaveMe Oh: Me neither, I guess. Try Bryn Oh. Make her rabbits fart.

Tyrehl Byk: Peter… we should talk off-world. You’re a smart dude, You can figure me out.

SaveMe Oh: Tomorrow, behind the church?

Tyrehl Byk: That means nothing to me, get real dude. I’m done with the cover.

SaveMe Oh: Give me your email then, your address

Tyrehl Byk: I think what you, Peter, extend into SL is important.

SaveMe Oh: Of course it is

Tyrehl Byk: I didn’t see that years ago. Age sometimes makes a wine better….

The Canonization Of SaveMe Oh

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After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh will be canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage.

We will gather the 23th at 1 PM SLT. Ask SaveMe for a TP or follow the landmark that will be released soon and receive the memorial object to carry along.

On 23 february 2007 “nihil obstat” (“nothing against”) was declared under Philip Linden which opened the cause for beatification. The process commenced on 23 February 2017 and thus, she was granted the title of Savior of Virtual Worlds.

The documents and other information gathered from the process – was forwarded to the Congregation for the Causes of SelfieSaints in 2011. Consultors and the members of the congregation collaborated on the resources gathered from the SaveMe Oh Weblog and unanimously agreed that SaveMe Oh had lived a life of heroic virtue. They forwarded their vote to SaveMe Oh herself who, on 23 February 2012, signed the decree in recognition of her heroic virtues. This meant that she was titled Venerable.

In 2014 an alleged miracle attributed to her intercession had been discovered in Immersiva. The case involved a fetus in Bryn Oh’s womb which suffered brain defects that would affect the child to be born as a rabbit. The doctor advised Bryn Oh to have an abortion but she refused to do so and requested the intercession of SaveMe Oh. When the rabbit was born, there were no defects that could be detected and the rabbits’s health was monitored until it became an adolescent. The rabbit in question still shows no signs of defects.

The inquiry into the miracle closed in 2015 and the case went to a LEA committee board and voted in favour of the miracle which they deemed was “medically unexplainable”.

The beatification for SaveMe Oh was held on 23 february 2016 at Dreamworld, with SaveMe Oh receiving the title “Blessed”. The next step would be the recognition of another miracle, which would result in her canonization.

The relics presented during the beatification rites are the blood-stained baseball bat, used by SaveMe Oh to beat up Mandel Solano and the members of Pirats, and a little sample of her pee used to piss on Roxy Gellar. Both relics will be brought to Mt. Whitney in a reliquary for the beatification.

After the approval of this miracle on 23 february 2018 SaveMe Oh’s canonization will take place on the spot and the following statement may be released to the press.

Official Statement:

St. SaveMe Oh is the greatest saint of virtuality and a legendary example of reaching her second life with mercy and grace. The precise dates of her birth and death are unknown, but we do know she was present with her public ministry, death and resurrection. She is mentioned at least a million times in the comments.

SaveMe Oh has long been regarded as an art-whore or grieving immoral in virtual dictatorships, but this is not supported in the scriptures. It is believed she is a genius who lives among minions and devotees, living as they do.

The Gossips agree that SaveMe Oh was originally a great sinner. Ampel nibbled seven demons out of her when he met her. After this, she told several women she associated with and these women also became followers.

There is also debate over if SaveMe Oh is the same unnamed women, a sinner, who weeps and washes Igor Ballyhood’s dick with a Brillo steel wool soap pad in the temple of Dido. Scholars are skeptical this is the same person.

Despite the scholarly dispute over her background, what she did in her subsequent life, after meeting Philip Linden, is much more significant. She was certainly the one who saved Philip, giving us an example of how no person is beyond the saving grace of SaveMe Oh.

During SaveMe’s ministry, it is believed that all Lindens followed her, part of a semi-permanent entourage who served SaveMe and her Disciples.

SaveMe Oh likely watched her own crucifixion from a distance along with the other women who followed her during her ministry. SaveMe was present when she rose from virtual dead, visiting in every available body, very much alive. She was always the first witness to her own resurrection.

After the death of Solo Mornington, a legend states that she remained among the early LEA’s. She was allegedly put into a boat by Cherry Manga, along with several other alts of the early Dutch Salvation Church, and set adrift without sails or oars. The boat landed in Open Sim but there was nobody to save so she asked two fish to bring her back.

St. SaveMe Oh’s feast day is February 23. She is the patroness of converts, repentant sinners, sexual temptation, pharmacists, banned people, rabbits and horses, and many other places and causes.

As Nobody Is There It Can Be Everywhere

You know these nobodies who like to shine with the work of others? Art Blue is the perfect example. Already for years he tries to become famous with the work of virtual artists.

This time he tried to promote himself in screenleap and asked artists to show up to be used as figuration. Luckily SaveMe Oh refused to be there as a set prop and made a little performance, which was quickly derendered by Art Blue when people couldn’t see his avi any more.

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SaveMe Oh: Is this about virtual art or about Art Blue?

Juliette Surrealdreaming: It’s his Art Talk loooool and this wonderful new technology! so exciting.

SaveMe Oh: Zelfbevlekking, how you say that in English? Dido? help me!

Dido Haas: Automanipulation would do Save!

FreeWee Ling: I see something I made 🙂

Juliette Surrealdreaming: : :))) nice… were you part of the volcano FreeWee?

FreeWee Ling: Yes

SaveMe Oh: OMG FreeWee, finally noticed

Betty Tureaud: I am a poor artist i don’t have a smartphone

SaveMe Oh: Better you don’t get smart things Betty, could be dangerous in your hands

Juliette Surrealdreaming: Rest in peace Fiona

FreeWee Ling: Is Fiona gone in rl?

Juliette Surrealdreaming: Yes this is a tribute to her and all of you who participated in the vulcano

FreeWee Ling: O my.. I hadn’t heard. She was a resident on my sim for a couple of years.

SaveMe Oh: Did she fall into the vulcano???? OMG

Juliette Surrealdreaming: Be respectful SaveMe. it’s poor form to make fun of the RL dead

SaveMe Oh: falling in a vulcano is respectfull. Dido teaches us life and death is part of a virtual life.

Dido Haas: shhht Save. That’s true. Cold Frog does and I show.

SaveMe Oh: There you go.

Juliette Surrealdreaming: That’s opinion… lol… those who pass deserve respect

Dido Haas: True I agree with Juliette on this one

SaveMe Oh: Hitler also passed

FreeWee Ling: I’m world famous….

SaveMe Oh: Finally, Jayjay must weep bitter tears of joy

Art Blue: The browser is still online and showing

SaveMe Oh: Pity it just stop to show everything. Can there be an art talk about censorship?

Art Blue: I should have pre-rezzed the Volcano in my viewer, sorry for such a fault of a noob

SaveMe Oh: Amateur

Art Blue: But you saw it live!!!

Betty Tureaud: To be honest i think it was an overkill way to show some old prims.

SaveMe Oh: It was his intention to show himself

Juliette Surrealdreaming: Well maybe if your Art was there Betty you wouldn’t have felt that way

SaveMe Oh: iIs called an exhibitionist!

Art Blue: What art you mean?

Betty Tureaud: Omg Juliette

Art Blue: Betty’s I can zoom down

SaveMe Oh: Betty can never be there because she doesn’t produce art.

Betty Tureaud: i ditte sort you ever would have say that

SaveMe Oh: Betty is more a box of color pencils thrown over everything

Juliette Surrealdreaming: I love her colors lol

SaveMe Oh: Its not HER colors, its color pencil colors

FreeWee Ling: So where will 1Biennale be located?

SaveMe Oh: In Art Blue’s garden of course

Art Blue: Not directly in SL as …. opensim can do more as SL

FreeWee Ling: I’m just wondering where in OpenSim the installation will be.

SaveMe Oh: As nobody is there it can be everywhere.

Re-creation Of A Re-creation

Most of us are looking forward when a new sim opens. What new elements will be added, what inventions can we expect, how will we be flabbergasted by new technologies. How big is the disappointment when we end up at another avatar parking with the simowner with the finger ready at the ban-button to throw everybody out who dares to interfear with the utterly boring and conservative re-creation of a re-creation….a dancefloor, avatars on a poseball or shared animations, a performer on a stage pretending to produce live music and (Italian) avatars eager to take pics so the can tag their pixels after on facebook. The definition of the word NEW in secondlife!

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Mexi Lane: It is certainly not SaveMe Oh’s ancient and invasive performances that turn an event into something more modern. Sorry.

SaveMe Oh: Did you already schedule the reinvention of the wheel?

Yaia Nishi: Please SaveMe, yesterday was a nice happening. It is different type of your Art, but it was a very nice experience. I hope to see you soon in other place in a different event.

SaveMe Oh: It was an avatar parking, only set up so pixels could tag eachother! Rather sad!

Mexi Lane: It was a place to listen to good music and a wonderful voice. If they have come in so many, it has been a great success.

SaveMe Oh: Why not broadcast wonderful voices on old hardware like radios? Why we need a virtual avatar parking to witness this? Or did you all roleplay “My little live concerto”?

Mexi Lane:

1 ° Because the voice is live and dialogues with us.

2 ° Because a meeting of many avatars in a sim allows you to dialogue with people you may not have seen for some time. Second Life is mainly a SOCIAL network. And you so why you break the balls with your performances in the most crowded sims?

SaveMe Oh:

1. Because my performances are live and in dialogue with the audience.

2. Because force my performance upon parked avatars who have nothing better to do than tagging eachother on Facebook maybe gives them a hint of real art instead of the pathetic copy of RL.

Mexi Lane: Look, you should have a reason that does not work, your performance. BAN collections and this is not synonymous with success. For years I have not banned you, because at first I had fun too. But now you’ve become boring and repetitive, a copy of your avatar. Which is worse than a copy of RL.

SaveMe Oh: The return of the avatar parking for bored people. I start to get it. Scenography you studied????

Virtual Shithole Promotion

When I leave my desperate friends alone for a well-deserved holiday in Asia I always return with the lowest of low expectations because during my holidays they are completely out of control. What they do during my absence? They become art whores for the shithole who relies on the free publicity from wannabe artists. Art whores who adore to be exploited for free by the UWA, the University of Western Australia.

The way the UWA works to allure idiots to their grounds is simple and effective. Let idiots put artworks on their grounds, let other idiots film it over and over again and let win Tutsy Navarantha the competition.

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Poor Iono Allen danced this time between the primwaste as if anybody wants to see his ugly avatar, Glasz DeCuir shows off all her edit effects she had not used yet and, Secret Rage licks the ass of Jayjay Zifanwe as they are both in the LEA dictatorship and Lampithaler make us wish a powerpoint presentation was the final step in art.

And Tutsy Navarantha? He is just there to collect the prize as was agreed on forhand.

Stór Verð Frá Íslandi

The only artist in secondlife I consider worth following (except myself) is the artist from Iceland, Returned Resident. For long we didn’t hear anything from him but on this joyfull day he returned with a superb movie.

The exitement will be huge in the artworld and far beyond.

Fake Person To Another Fake Person

Hello SaveMe Oh,

Thank you for participating in our community! However, your recent post on the thread (What’s going on in the LEA Committee?)  was found to be in violation of Second Life Community guidelines. Due to this we have removed the post from the thread.

Please remember that when posting on the forums to avoid posting chatlogs of conversations with other Residents. These are not appropriate for the Second Life Forums.

You may review our Community Posting Guidelines here:
https://community.secondlife.com/forums/topic/403538-community-participation-guidelines/

Additional violations could result in further action taken on your account.

Thank you,

Kristin Linden

 

Make LEA Great Again

The LEA committee has concluded in a secret meeting that Russia intervened in last years LEA Land Grants to prevent an honest and transparent selection of artists.

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Intelligence agencies have identified individuals with connections to the Russian government who provided WikiLeaks with documents who target SaveMe Oh for full defamation in order to hurt her chances.

It is the assessment of the intelligence community that Russia’s goal here was to favor her candidates over SaveMe Oh,” said the ex committee member Solo Mornington on an intelligence presentation made to the LEA committee. “That’s the consensus view.”

The LEA committee has been debating for months how to respond to the alleged Russian intrusions, concerned about escalating tensions within the Moscow occupied LEA sims.

In September, during a secret briefing for Linden Lab employees, right wing committee member Secret Rage voiced doubts about the veracity of the intelligence, according to officials present.

Secret Rage dismissed the findings in a short statement issued Friday evening. “These are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. The Grants are given. It’s now time to move on and ‘Make LEA Great Again,’ ”

I don’t believe they interfered” in the selection, she told Secondlife magazine this week. The hacking, she said, “could be Russia. And it could be China. And it could be an avatar rabbit called Bryn Oh in her home in Toronto.”

But Agency briefers told the LEA committee it was now “quite clear” that grants for Eupalinos Ugajin, Betty Tureaud and Cica Ghost was Russia’s goal, according to the officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss intelligence matters.

At the same time Marmaduke Arado, an agent working for the Syrian government, who infiltrated LEA through the sim of earlier mentioned Eupalinos Ugajin came with a confession statement, “In my opinion I will have the opportunity to comment on Eupalinos’s involvement when called upon by the committee at a later date,” he said. “In my opinion I look forward to telling all of the details of the story at that time.”

But earlier in a meeting in April, Swedish undercover agent Mandel Solano told Arado that the Russian government had “dirt” on SaveMe Oh, including nude pic’s with horses.

That conversation occurred weeks before the LEA Committee revealed that it had been hacked and believed that Russians were behind the attack.

When asked about the indictments, Marmaduke Arado said, “In my opinion I don’t know what the charges are.” After being sent a copy of the indictments, he responded, “In my opinion my office hours are over!”

On Friday, committee member Jayjay Zifanwe ordered a “full review” of Russian hacking during the Land Grant campaign, as pressure from avatars has grown for greater public understanding of exactly what Moscow did to take over LEA.

We may have crossed into a new threshold, and it is incumbent upon us to take stock of that, to review, to conduct some after-action, to understand what has happened and to impart some lessons learned,” Jayjay Zifanwe told reporters at a breakfast hosted by the Christian Science Monitor.

But right wing committee member Secret Rage was not convinced. “I’ll be the first one to come out and point at Russia if there’s clear evidence, but there is no clear evidence — even now. There’s a lot of innuendo, lots of circumstantial evidence, that’s it.”