How To Hide Your Excitement?

During the Transcultures broadcast of the MINDFUCK performance by SaveMe Oh and A Limb, Ampel was trying to hide his excitement by surrounding himself with a field of dildo’s but he failed big.

The event had a difficult start as Cat’s Circus platform was full of ban-lines which made it impossible to perform there. The request to promise me to never ban me again was refused. Idiots like Ultralight Alter keep the privilege to exclude people from their concerts. That everyone can use the derender tool is forgotten, so it’s seen as no excuse.

So a late escape to a free platform without borders and restrictions was the solution.

But the desire to virtual fuck everyone during covid times became huge. In our RL we can’t meet each ohter, have to practice social distancing and then when you reach out in a virtual party you end up with ban-lines in your face. I wish everybody a great MINDFUCK.

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Holistic Vomiting

Asmita Duranjaya / Satori Butar pukes on SaveMe Oh and Ampel, here her facebook rant:

My whole sim interstellART is a virtual 3D canvas – the sim IS the artwork in itself! In the same way I understood the LEA sims, sims, which challenge the artist to use them as a 3D canvas, an option for turning them into an artwork as a whole. If you visit interstellART you have to keep that in mind. The sim is a conceptually shaped holistic and interleaving exhibition place and has several layers with different purposes. Visitors will get a notecard with an overview and all available landmarks at the landing point. People, who are not able or willing to deal with the complexity of this virtual concept and cannot recognise the strict organisation of the place, should better visit places with ONE copy of a traditional RL art gallery. But it shows more about their mental status or their status of knowledge about virtual worlds than about the quality of the art concept of interstellART and the artist Asmita Duranjaya. Where does the virtual art scene drift to? Is it copies of the way we perceive art in RL? Galleries with pictures hanging on a wall and maybe from time to time a sculpture in between? Is it mass events, where art installations are shown, which nobody can enjoy, because there is too much lag all over the place? Why not to appreciate new concepts, which try to integrate the specific tools of virtual worlds and use them expressively? Where are the visitors, who can distinguish the value of those efforts? Is Second Life still able to do that? I have my doubts, because otherwise it would not have given up the LEA concept without any replacement. So the Apmels and SaveMes will get what they try to achieve all the time: forcing creative people to leave SL and to change to open sim and alternative virtual worlds..

As the only creative person in Secondlife I wish I could force other creative people to leave SL. But please help me find them first, I never met one!.

The Betty Bore

When the most boring SL wannabe artist Betty Tureaud (Think random stuff painted in OMO colors) has a gathering with Ultralight muzak it’s time for a bedtime story.

It was ages ago I heared Ultralight for the last time. Wasn’t she that German Schlager expert? Softly I started to sing that Ultralight song I thought to remember; “Ich bin wie du, wir sind wie Sand und Meer” when my eye fell on the banlist of the sim. Of course it contained my name as ALWAYS BANNED but on the ALWAYS allowed list was the name of Alizarin Goldflake, wasn’t she dead?????!!!!!

Easter was so near, was Alizarin planning a come back? Hopeful I looked up in the sky, but no, no returning Alizarin, just particle pollution. What a LAG, I hardly could move, everything was dark, was Ultralight playing white or black noise tonight?

It was Venus, the one with the water-head, farting particles while Ultralight did a Tangerine Dream karaoke. I looked at Venus her alien water-head. They say the bigger the head the harder they fart. Luckily Ultralight had close to zero emission. I would say Ultralight could be climate neutral if it wasn’t for that alien farter….

Was Ampel here? The old one? I wonder if Venus could also do Mandel farts in 3D? Wow, if she could he would be so delighted. But a lot of people would go if she would fart Mandel 3D. When people say they have to go they mean to say they hate it.

I could already hear Mandel start shouting CLAP CLAP CLAP. Was he not aware shouting might trigger epileptic attacks, he better would whisper, psssstttt, not so loud.

The glorious appearance of Kikas Babenco made all LAG disappear as if in a miracle. “How is Marmaduke, Kikas? Is he still working in the security orb business?

A strange breakbeat woke up the elderly avi’s. Ultralight is a breakbeat expert but those particles disturb the radiowaves and brainwaves, they told me on secondpedia.

DOOB was moving in the scene. What was he doing here? He was hating the Ultralight Muzak. But hey, Betty Tureaud paid me to show up here, why wouldn’t she have paid DOOB too to make an appearance? Or was he just the doorman who had to send everyone who couldn’t enter a Jean Michel Jarre Spotify link?

In the mean time Venus’s farts had dried up “Hey Venus, next time you have to eat more pea soup!”

When Marmaduke Arado would have been here he would have started a show. Such a pity all those awful people parked here had scared him away with their hi’s and coucou’s.

While I was dreaming about Marmaduke I get scared. Ultralight was not doing her extended version tonight, I hoped? People were already falling asleep.

“Venus fart louder, people are falling asleep” only Dildo Haas was as always still standing straight.

And then Ush came in who I had told to stay at home to watch our sim. But she couldn’t resist a possible Ampel tango animation. I was starting the 5 minute countdown to prevent even more wasted time. Mandel started shouting as the Pavlov doggie he is.

I jumped into Ush her new Shinto Honda, told Kikas to blow Marma (a kiss) and we drove home. Ush tried to cheer me up “If Betty is an artist, I am SaveMe Oh”.

With tears in our eyes from laughing we arrived in our sim were we both grabbed a fish. Ultralight Muzak makes hungry.

Save Ush All

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  Apmel Goosson: It is a mystery you stole the dance from Ush

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  SaveMe Oh: Not for me

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  Apmel Goosson: Saving Ush?
  SaveMe Oh: Saving you!

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  Apmel Goosson: Well I feel saved enough now..time for bed..
  and I don’t think you want to go there with me

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  SaveMe Oh: Just wait till I steal you there too, be prepared!

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  Ush Underwood: OMG

The Return Of The Living Dead

The passing away of Alizarin Goldflake led to a return to SL of antiquities for her memorial in UWA. The visitors were so old that a Philip Linden doll would look like a fancy meshbody next to them. They hardly could move but luckily were still able to write, probably on a typewriter they had connected with the Commodore or Atari console.

Fortunately I could save the memorial a bit in honour of Alizarin Goldflake.

Penumbra Carter: I meet her in RL in Boston , with her husband , it was a SL thingy we did that Jay from BIW and Misprint put together

Dividni Shostakovich: I don’t think Soror Nishi be in-world in ages

Jayjay Zifanwe: i havent seen her in a while

Wizzy Gynoid: Thoth met Alizarin in real life in Boston.

Apmel Ibbetson: When SaveMe is here Sorror has to come!

SaveMe Oh: Sorry I am late, some Guantanamo bay employee of Jayjay thought it was a good idea to ban me yesterday.

Penumbra Carter: Her husband did alot of her filming for her

SaveMe Oh: Hi darlings

Apmel Ibbetson: I’m not your darling..anymore

SaveMe Oh: Once a darling always a darling

Penumbra Carter: Alizarin RL art was quite lovely too

Eliza Wierwight: I had a look at her RL website a few days ago, agreed

Corcosman Voom: Her SL art was based on her RL art

Banrion Constatine: Extremely talented.

Penumbra Carter: Atmospheric

Eliza Wierwight: Though I’d be surprised if anyone was exclusively creative here

Jayjay Zifanwe: Quite a few are

Corcosman Voom: Yes

Eliza Wierwight: Really, interesting

SaveMe Oh: Ampel is exclusive non creative in both worlds, but that besides

Banrion Constatine: Less threat of rejection in a virtual world making art. 🙂

Apmel Ibbetson: hahahah..true Save

Eliza Wierwight: I can’t make a sandwich without designing it lol

Corcosman Voom: SL allows people to imagine themselves differently and play like we used to as young children

Penumbra Carter: well I dont know about that LOL

Dividni Shostakovich: Eliza, why does that not surprise me lol

Apmel Ibbetson: I’m just there for the sex

SaveMe Oh: But he is a great nibbler

Dekka Raymaker: Hey SaveMe good to see you here

SaveMe Oh: I am here due to Jayjay after he fired one off his security clowns

Dekka Raymaker: Yeah FreeWee took all those bribes from and i hardly won at UWA 🙂

Eliza Wierwight: ~laughs~ Free wouldn’t!

SaveMe Oh: My bribe worked, I paid Tutsy to not become number one again

Apmel Ibbetson: I am the only one living that never won anything in UWA

Banrion Constatine: We never won anything, Apmel, you’re safe.

Apmel Ibbetson: Besides SaveMe of course

Jayjay Zifanwe: Apmel. dont you remember that high5 i gave you?

Dekka Raymaker: I did win once or twice, I got the good try award

SaveMe Oh: I never participated, I dont like sport

Corcosman Voom: Heh

Apmel Ibbetson: haha does that count Jayjay

Sowa Mai: I won the respect of my peers, then gambled it away

Jayjay Zifanwe: SaveMe did participate

SaveMe Oh: No, I send a DO IT YOURSELF item. Did you screw it together Jayjay?

Jayjay Zifanwe: Its on your blog

SaveMe Oh: Never believe my blog, its all edited

Penumbra Carter: 🙂 well we know that

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe doesn’t have a blog..it is art..so never trust it

Jayjay Zifanwe: lol SaveMe you have a bad memory. you were the artwork. remember you stood in your spot for hours. That was fun

Eliza Wierwight: I recall that

Penumbra Carter: with a bat

SaveMe Oh: But that is not participation, that’s a state of existence

Jayjay Zifanwe: yup

Apmel Ibbetson: Yes that bat..that is why i don’t remember anything from that meeting

Jayjay Zifanwe: still.. you took part

Penumbra Carter: Unofficial participation

Jayjay Zifanwe: And you won an award then it was official

Penumbra Carter: raison d’etere

Jayjay Zifanwe: she had a nameplate and everything

Penumbra Carter: LOL

SaveMe Oh: No Jayjay, you took part of my artwork, be clear about it

Jayjay Zifanwe: and after she took around the bat

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe always hits her old darlings with a bat

Jayjay Zifanwe: We made sure she could only stay in her exhibition spot and not move around 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Name plate??

Jayjay Zifanwe: Yes… the artist name plate… like you see for Alizarin in front of some of the artworks

SaveMe Oh: How does a nameplate looks?

Dekka Raymaker: I have mine on sale in Ebay, SaveMe you can look at that one

Penumbra Carter: So you did participate with the rest of us after all!

Jayjay Zifanwe: Yes.. thats her nameplate there

Penumbra Carter: LOL

Sowa Mai: I dont think i have seen so many people on my friends list in the same place in a long time

Apmel Ibbetson: Igor just dropped in

SaveMe Oh: Igorrrrrr honey

Igor Ballyhoo: hello friends

SaveMe Oh: Omg that body

Jayjay Zifanwe: Long time no see bro

Eliza Wierwight: Miracle you made it lol

Apmel Ibbetson: Wait before you have sex..this is a memorial kind of

SaveMe Oh: When you don’t have sex you will never become immortal

Penumbra Carter: that is a complicated sentence

Apmel Ibbetson: must be really immortal then..

Pixels Sideways: this is the Ali sculpt that Wotthe Dickens made from a scan of Ali’s avatar for the Environmental Fluidity show.

Sowa Mai: it’s scary

SaveMe Oh: I thought it was Michael Jackson

Sowa Mai: dug him up

SaveMe Oh: So we can 3D print Ali for in our car?

Dekka Raymaker: Aren’t we all pre mesh, retro SL artists

Dekka Raymaker: Why do we have 50 bloody chairs here?

SaveMe Oh: For the ones who have gone

Eliza Wierwight: ambiance

SaveMe Oh: Or you prefer coffins?

Dekka Raymaker: Well we could lie down

Igor Ballyhoo: IF I ever die and you people make a memorial, you invite SaveMe Oh to it, I swear I will come back from my grave and fuck up every last motherfucker who is responsible for her presence

Penumbra Carter: sweet:)

SaveMe Oh: You will never die Igor, we will make sure. BTW, Igor, can you stop smoking at a memorial?

Penumbra Carter: Do you need some soap for that mouth?

Eliza Wierwight: even me?

Dekka Raymaker: Well that’s a challenge then

Apmel Ibbetson: NOW we are getting worked up here

Jayjay Zifanwe: “Rage against the dying of the light”

Eliza Wierwight: ~sniffleslaughs~

Dekka Raymaker: Can we have £D mesh SaveMe Oh’s

Jayjay Zifanwe: Thats the flip title

Penumbra Carter: Is that why Jesus came back?

Banrion Constatine: SaveMe was there at the crucifixion.

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe is for free.. otherwise she would be a whore

Pixels Sideways: I was thinking maybe I came back too soon.

Apmel Ibbetson: The seats are free.. but you can’t sit in them

SaveMe Oh: now thats deep, Ampel!

Igor Ballyhoo: I see her work here that was on Snowcrash, if anyone still remembers snowcrash

Eliza Wierwight: Which one Igor?

Penumbra Carter: I remember that Igor

SaveMe Oh: Was that before or after our relation, Igor?

Eliza Wierwight: Igor built it

SaveMe Oh: Since when he builds?

Penumbra Carter: The last piece she built here was the aquarium?

Corcosman Voom: The maze was her first attempt at making something immersive

Dekka Raymaker: I remember the aquarium, just before I left for a short break

Penumbra Carter: She had it up in her house too, I looked at some of her blogs recently, she did a lot

Corcosman Voom: She made a machinima of Aquarelle with Chantal Harvey doing the filming, that was a fun project

Pixels Sideways: Akizarin had one of her dome installations in Caerleon’s dream show. and a few other shows we did – Ali was always generous about sharing her work.

Apmel Ibbetson: I must have made a machinima from her work that nobody has seen more than once.. me

SaveMe Oh: I wont tell about my machinima as they will accuse me of promotion activities

Dekka Raymaker: She definitely had her own style here in SL

Soror Nishi: hi all

Penumbra Carter: love the fishes

Wizzy Gynoid: nice Fish Saveme, So far, I’m not too laggy

Soror Nishi: Your fish are slowing me down

SaveMe Oh: Great in this quick world

Wizzy Gynoid: Soror you can turn your complexity slider way down

Corcosman Voom: Or just Mute

Banrion Constatine: I’m out too. This is really a nice tribute to Ali. It’s nice to see everyone together like the old days. Toodles.

Soror Nishi: bye dividni, sorry I was badly lagged out.

Wizzy Gynoid: I wish I had one of those Alizarin statues.

Corcosman Voom: It really is kind of scary : )

Apmel Ibbetson: standing close to SaveMe is always scary

Igor Ballyhoo: I have to go now friends

SaveMe Oh: Ok darling

Igor Ballyhoo: Wish to see some gatherings on brighter ocasions

SaveMe Oh: a kiss?

Jayjay Zifanwe: sorry i been too lagged to move

Corcosman Voom: Soror is stuck in lag also, Jayjay

SaveMe Oh: That how dinosaurs died out, to slow to move

Wizzy Gynoid: I’m not lagging too bad. Usually I crash.

Apmel Ibbetson: I can even dance

SaveMe Oh: I can load 10 avis

Jayjay Zifanwe: SaveMe waiting to dance with you Apmel

SaveMe Oh: I dont understand those people. Didnt they all get rich with their art like me?

Soror Nishi: not too bad now I’ve turned it all down to basic

Apmel Ibbetson: I don’t want to shame her..she is an awfuldancer

Corcosman Voom: Soror, when did you first meet Alizarin? Do you remember? You two became very close friends.

Soror Nishi: It must have been 9 years ago

SaveMe Oh: Grandmothers memoirs and now they can only lag…..sigh

Soror Nishi: I’m terrible with dates

SaveMe Oh: Can somebody also tell what they did last week?

Apmel Ibbetson: my working memory is gone

Wizzy Gynoid: I have missed SaveMe so much

SaveMe Oh: what a convenience

Jayjay Zifanwe: Last week we were regaled with grand tales of SaveMe and Bryn

Soror Nishi: I went to work SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: Did you heared the lies of Bryn about Sabrinaas memorial?

Wizzy Gynoid: I remember Sabrina’s memorial.

Soror Nishi: Me to

Apmel Ibbetson: me too

SaveMe Oh: Pity the Aliz doll cant dance with us

Peli Dieterle: yes she was a doll )

SaveMe Oh: If someone think its a good idea I bring Alizarin alive again please send me her password and login.

Bye Alizarin!

Are You The Holder Of The Core Grant?

Even when I am banned at a LEA “event” every activity there needs the name SaveMe Oh in chat, otherwise people will fall asleep. Not long after Tansee, Mandel Solano and Ultralight Alter started an extremely boring particle fart reunion SaveMe Oh was mentioned. And so I told my number one fan, Ampel Goosson to share the following lines in chat there to make it at least a dramatic event.

SaveMe Oh: Tell those suckers it’s extremely boring until now. The age of aquarius out of a elderly sanctuary. And give Solo Mornington a kiss.

Apmel Goosson: I have principles!!

And then a lively chatsession went off while no-one was paying attention anymore to the wallpaper provided by Mandel Solano and Ultralight Alter.

SaveMe Oh: Can you send Solo Mornington a kiss from me?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I could also delete my account. I don”t touch poison

JMB Balogh: Ok Eif, what do you think you are doing? That’s disgusting. I am on the LEA committee

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I am older than LEA

JMB Balogh: What has that got to do with anything?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I made the law lol

JMB Balogh: No one wanders around the sims, stop being a jackass

Eifachfilm Vacirca: What is a jackass?

JMB Balogh: Are you the holder of the core grant?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: No

SaveMe Oh: Hey Tyrehl, are you busy as parked LEA avatar, never mind

Tyrehl Byk: Why?

SaveMe Oh: I see you standing there as a sad black piece of crowshit. Could almost feel the pain. Must be hard to have to witness Mandel Solano’s amateurism together with the musak of Ultralight Alter, poor thing

Tyrehl Byk: Mostly I was just there to listen.

SaveMe Oh: Hope you woke up for the 5 minutes of SaveMe Oh exitement

Tyrehl Byk: I was able to catch up with a few old aquantences during that time tool. Mostly was interested in music and conversation…wasn’t much for the visuals today.

SaveMe Oh: The visuals were extremely poor, a pity they have banned me, I could have helped them out

Roxy Gellar: I am banned from the region

Fiona Leitner: So what now?

Roxy Gellar: That’s what I’d like to know

Fiona Leitner: we can’t unban you

Roxy Gellar: Why not? Who owns the estate?Who’s the estate manager?

Petitefleur: LaPiscean Liberty

Betty Tureaud: Mandel Solano

Mario2 Helstein: You are a traitor

Roxy Gellar:This is bullshit

Mario2 Helstein: You only dedicate yourself to sucking your cock, the rest does not matter, I thought you were different. I thought you were smarter

Roxy Gellar: I was banned from Ultra’s performance and apparently all of LEA. Fuck you Mandel and Mario. I have done nothing but work very hard for the music community. And spent hundreds of thousands of Lindens in support. Fuck you hard in the ass until you hemorrhage and die.

Mario2 Helstein: Never betrayals to who supports you. I’m not saying it for me

Roxy Gellar: My future events, should my account survive will be invitation only

SaveMe Oh: I will always be there for you Roxy, no matter how often we are banned

Apmel Goosson: awwww..friends for life

Lisbeth Salamander: I could cry 🙂

Apmel Goosson: Crying is the best of SaveMe

Glasz DeCuir: Dont arrive drunk home please SaveMe and Roxy!

Blasphemic Plastic SaveMe Oh On Your Dashboard

After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh was canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage. A one and a half hour walk across abandoned mainland from south to north surrounded by her disciples

Diptheria Glas: Hello President.

SaveMe Oh: Hello sweet devotees

Glasz DeCuir: Are you praying for me? We need a miracle, yes! Me, I need 1 or 2 😉

Soul Purity: I hope I can get a plastic SaveMe oh to put on my dashboard

Anouk Mikoyan: Only holy’s here

Soul Purity: Bouncy wings

Betty Tureaud: I lost my wings long ago

SaveMe Oh: Now you have the real ones

Betty Tureaud: Won”t glue to my lost soul

Nerorhea Supermarine: Are you praying?

Betty Tureaud: That’s what I call blasphemy

SaveMe Oh: Amen Betty

Betty Tureaud: I am god and god don’t care a shit

Nerorhea Supermarine: Ok… SaveMe’s beatification is ongoing. Forgive me if I do not kneel

SaveMe Oh: Better not with that tail

Betty Tureaud: Yes that was just what i meant

Soul Purity: Apmel was early to his own funeral

Apmeljinnee: It must have started, SaveMe’s biggest fan my neighbour is here.

SaveMe Oh: Wear your wings and lets go

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I don”t have a stream on

Glasz DeCuir: No sound here

SaveMe Oh: Why sound? Does this look like a concert? I have to tp some slower followers

Apmeljinnee: Followers?

SaveMe Oh: devotees, minions, disciples

Apmeljinnee: Count me out

Betty Tureaud: What don’t you do for a friends rezzday

SaveMe Oh: Some seconds for the elderly

Apmeljinnee: You mean Iono?

SaveMe Oh: For example

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Are we Hells Angels?

SaveMe Oh: Evil forces try to be against us

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Yes its sad

Diptheria Glas: They just don’t understand.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I cry

Kalyca McCallen: Be strong

Diptheria Glas: They know not what they do

Eifachfilm Vacirca: They know exactly. Greed is most fun

SaveMe Oh: We will not be stopped

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Well they lock us up in SL, neutralized, where is Ebbe? Our Lindens, who art in the Labs, Hallowed be thy prims.Thy Grid-dom come, thy will be done, On sims, as it is in The Preview. Give us this day our daily crash, And forgive us our Spammery. As we forgive those, who greif against us And lead us not, into private parcels. Amen.

SaveMe Oh: Let’s continue

SECONTROL: Sorry You Have Been Warned. This is private property all trespassers will be ejected! You have 5 seconds to leave this land

Land-Security Orb 3.5.75: Welcome to my home Saveme oh. This is private property and you will have 60 seconds of time before you will be automatically ejected from the land.

SaveMe Oh: We made it

Diptheria Glas: At last!

SaveMe Oh: We lost some good people but it was for the right cause

SaveMe Oh: cause

Diptheria Glas: We will not forget them….right away….

Ahmra: Thank you SaveMe Oh

Diptheria Glas: I’ve never walked so far here.

SaveMe Oh: Me neither. 1 and a half hour. A pilgrimage should be long

Diptheria Glas: Oh yes. I feel a great sense of accomplishment

SaveMe Oh: I didn’t check all the road, so was a miracle.

Diptheria Glas: I was surprised how many ban lines still exist in empty land

SaveMe Oh: Yes, and orbitters

Glasz DeCuir: Sorry i am bad pilgrim 😦 i was tired

SaveMe Oh: Only 2 devotees made it

SaveMe Oh: Ampel got lost in the last meters

Glasz DeCuir: Apmel? he will lie tomorrow in his blog and will tell he finished it

Diptheria Glas: How many sims did we walk acorss to get here?

SaveMe Oh: We didn’t know on forehand we would end here, that’s the miracle

Iono Allen: I see

Diptheria Glas: It was divinely inspired

Iono Allen: The miracle is that they followed you for so long!

SaveMe Oh: 1 and a half hour we walked

Iono Allen: I was so tired after 15 minutes

SaveMe Oh: You 2 are wimps. Even Betty was a better disciple

Glasz DeCuir: I am bad for exercise…and the rabbit? Nero?

SaveMe Oh: Pilgrimages are not for rabbits and Nero never finish anything, she only want to take 5 pics for her facebook

Diptheria Glas: Only me and Ahmra made it to the end. Well, and SaveMe.

The Canonization Of SaveMe Oh

After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh will be canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage.

We will gather the 23th at 1 PM SLT. Ask SaveMe for a TP or follow the landmark that will be released soon and receive the memorial object to carry along.

On 23 february 2007 “nihil obstat” (“nothing against”) was declared under Philip Linden which opened the cause for beatification. The process commenced on 23 February 2017 and thus, she was granted the title of Savior of Virtual Worlds.

The documents and other information gathered from the process – was forwarded to the Congregation for the Causes of SelfieSaints in 2011. Consultors and the members of the congregation collaborated on the resources gathered from the SaveMe Oh Weblog and unanimously agreed that SaveMe Oh had lived a life of heroic virtue. They forwarded their vote to SaveMe Oh herself who, on 23 February 2012, signed the decree in recognition of her heroic virtues. This meant that she was titled Venerable.

In 2014 an alleged miracle attributed to her intercession had been discovered in Immersiva. The case involved a fetus in Bryn Oh’s womb which suffered brain defects that would affect the child to be born as a rabbit. The doctor advised Bryn Oh to have an abortion but she refused to do so and requested the intercession of SaveMe Oh. When the rabbit was born, there were no defects that could be detected and the rabbits’s health was monitored until it became an adolescent. The rabbit in question still shows no signs of defects.

The inquiry into the miracle closed in 2015 and the case went to a LEA committee board and voted in favour of the miracle which they deemed was “medically unexplainable”.

The beatification for SaveMe Oh was held on 23 february 2016 at Dreamworld, with SaveMe Oh receiving the title “Blessed”. The next step would be the recognition of another miracle, which would result in her canonization.

The relics presented during the beatification rites are the blood-stained baseball bat, used by SaveMe Oh to beat up Mandel Solano and the members of Pirats, and a little sample of her pee used to piss on Roxy Gellar. Both relics will be brought to Mt. Whitney in a reliquary for the beatification.

After the approval of this miracle on 23 february 2018 SaveMe Oh’s canonization will take place on the spot and the following statement may be released to the press.

Official Statement:

St. SaveMe Oh is the greatest saint of virtuality and a legendary example of reaching her second life with mercy and grace. The precise dates of her birth and death are unknown, but we do know she was present with her public ministry, death and resurrection. She is mentioned at least a million times in the comments.

SaveMe Oh has long been regarded as an art-whore or grieving immoral in virtual dictatorships, but this is not supported in the scriptures. It is believed she is a genius who lives among minions and devotees, living as they do.

The Gossips agree that SaveMe Oh was originally a great sinner. Ampel nibbled seven demons out of her when he met her. After this, she told several women she associated with and these women also became followers.

There is also debate over if SaveMe Oh is the same unnamed women, a sinner, who weeps and washes Igor Ballyhood’s dick with a Brillo steel wool soap pad in the temple of Dido. Scholars are skeptical this is the same person.

Despite the scholarly dispute over her background, what she did in her subsequent life, after meeting Philip Linden, is much more significant. She was certainly the one who saved Philip, giving us an example of how no person is beyond the saving grace of SaveMe Oh.

During SaveMe’s ministry, it is believed that all Lindens followed her, part of a semi-permanent entourage who served SaveMe and her Disciples.

SaveMe Oh likely watched her own crucifixion from a distance along with the other women who followed her during her ministry. SaveMe was present when she rose from virtual dead, visiting in every available body, very much alive. She was always the first witness to her own resurrection.

After the death of Solo Mornington, a legend states that she remained among the early LEA’s. She was allegedly put into a boat by Cherry Manga, along with several other alts of the early Dutch Salvation Church, and set adrift without sails or oars. The boat landed in Open Sim but there was nobody to save so she asked two fish to bring her back.

St. SaveMe Oh’s feast day is February 23. She is the patroness of converts, repentant sinners, sexual temptation, pharmacists, banned people, rabbits and horses, and many other places and causes.

You Suck Hun!

SaveMe Oh: Ah Roxy is also there.

Iono Allen: Yes I am thrown in the sky.  I made a flight in the air, thx to Roxy I suppose…
This avatar is hell, and absolutly not polite. She thinks she is a god.

 

SaveMe Oh: Hey darling, are you orbitting people again?

Roxy Gellar: When I sit on this you cant do shit

SaveMe Oh: You are a sitting shit already so no need

Roxy Gellar: I love when you’re a frustrated baby but then that’s what you are 24/7

Apmel Goosson: Wow..this a difficult place to land in. Somebody keeps ejecting me..how fun. The only good thing about being ejectred is that when I manage to come back all girls are naked.

Red Bikcin: Yo estoy completamente segura de que quien me ejectó desde un sim vecino junto a Namarya Xue y Patrick Moya fue Save Me, no Roxy. Hablé con mucha gente tambien ejectada y el 100% opinaba lo mismo

Pale Illusion: You pushed me off the concert?

SaveMe Oh: Roxy did. She always do.

Pale Illusion: Its annoying big times.. just saying! You are not any better SaveMe!

SaveMe Oh: Does she hate you?

Pale Illusion: I don’t know Roxy.. but i know you!

SaveMe Oh: Should I know you too????? Don’t tell me you are not a fan of me?

Pale Illusion: Hope not.. beside the crash we had at Inspire. You suck hun 😉 Have agood one.

 

Glasz DeCuir: Who banned me?

SaveMe Oh: One of your dictator friends I assume

 

SaveMe Oh: Don’t step on me please

Roxy Gellar: Yep. You’re as ugly as ever through and through

 

Iono Allen: Morli was quite good again

SaveMe Oh: Bryn just told me that for her it seem Morli lost it

Iono Allen: Lost what?

SaveMe Oh: The magic

Iono Allen: YOU are talking to Bryn?!!!

SaveMe Oh: Of course, she is my oldest sister

Iono Allen: Bryn is wrong: I guess Morli is very sensitive and puts a lot of herself in her music

SaveMe Oh: Bryn was missing a personal touch, said it was quite mechanical.

Iono Allen: that’s her opinion, not mine

SaveMe Oh: Almost like a doll on autopilot

Iono Allen: Bryn told you all that!! What did you do to her?

SaveMe Oh: Pity you always perform in dictatorships

Morlita Quan: Then time for another event together. Today people was starting to ask if you was the one ejecting but I said: I am 500% sure it was Roxy. I have Roxy and all his alts blocked. so anoying
SaveMe Oh: She was the only one who amused me tonight while all you were enjoying yourself in the dictatorship
Morlita Quan: Ya I know. She was attaking so hard Echo DD and me by the simply fact to like you. I totally ignored her but I know Echo had rl problems due to Roxy.
SaveMe Oh: Yes, Roxy wants blood
Morlita Quan: Well…. I am a quiet and peaceful person who keeps a viking sword behind my patience. She can do all she wants. I never banned you and I never will
SaveMe Oh: Use the viking sword on Mona, Wan, Duna, Medora or Bryn, they are exactlly the same as Roxy, only more sneaky. I prefer Roxy as she doesnt wear a mask.
Morlita Quan: I do myself stupid 90% times SaveMe…But I am not.
SaveMe Oh: Well than we agree 100%.

Bryn’s Birthday (Please Add Pants On Trump!!!)

Isadora Alaya: Donald Trump, hi! Welcome to Peace!

The Dove Rhode: Welcome Donald

Apmel Goosson: Donald!!! Looking good as always 🙂

The Dove Rhode: Get pants on Trump, please

Grabbing some pussy!

Maya: Donald!!! Love you avi

Apmel Goosson: Donald’¨s is so small that it doesn’t really matter

Donald Trump: Before I looked like Solo Mornington but he is finished

The Dove Rhode: Please, we honor Bryn..

Donald Trump: So I choose an alternative. Bryn is my daughter.

Lee1 Olsen: Cool!

Donald Trump: May I decide myself how I honor her?

The Dove Rhode: Please add pants Trump!

Maya: Bryn is such a blessing to us all!

Donald Trump: Have you behaved nicely, Bryn, or did you spent all family money again?

The Dove Rhode: ejected and banned you from this land. (BUT I AM THE DONALD!!!!)

Maya: So Bryn, did you ever think you would be in this for 10 years?

Donald Trump: She is so old she might have passed away standing here.

Bryn Oh: Noo doesn’t really feel like ten years, ah its SaveMe

Donald Trump: Omg it talks!!!!

The Dove Rhode: With SPECIAL thanks to Bryn Oh and all she shares and brings to Second Life. I honor and thank you Bryn!

Donald Trump: Hope you don’t spent all the money I gave you on this party

Bryn Oh: It’s a bit ironic you are dressed as Donald Trump

Donald Trump: It’s a bit ironic you became known with rabbits.

Maya: I honestly feel Trump will be the last American president!

Donald Trump: But shall we dance? If only SaveMe Oh could be here to upgrade this boring avatar parking

TheDove Rhode ejected and banned you from this land. (BUT I AM THE DONALD!!!!)

The Dove Rhode: So all know..this is a no HASSLE ZONE clearly stated. Hassle not Allowed.

Donald Trump: You mean a dictatorship

The Dove Rhode: It’s a thank you to Bryn Oh..so have respect!

Donald Trump: A dictatorship where you decide what is allowed. Its popular nowadays. My friend Erdogan, Putin, myself, the Dove Rhode….. all the same kind of people

You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

Cannot region cross into banned parcel. Try another way.