When a Dutch Design Week event was turning out into a bourgeois gathering of hard nippled fairies dreaming away into mushroom softness it was so great to see Greta Thunberg showing up to make clear that the world faces other challenges than who farts particles best or how much variations on a rabbit can be sold by Bryn Oh.
But Greta was clear: “My message is that I’ll be watching you. This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be up here. I should be making art. Yet you all come to me for hope. How dare you!
“You have stolen my time and creativity with your empty words. And yet I’m one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is mesh bodies, hair fairs and fairy tales of eternal Linden. How dare you!
“For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear. How dare you continue to look away and come here saying that you’re doing enough, when the politics and solutions needed are still nowhere in sight.
“You are failing me. But I start to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you. And if you choose to fail me, I say: I will never forgive you.
“I will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where I draw the line. The world is waking up. And change is coming, whether you like it or not.
It was sooooo boring they had to hand out kick devices to have some kindergarten fun. Where? At the Rabbit Oh Expo!
Venus Adored: SaveMe hi there
SaveMe Oh: Are you allowed to do particles, Venus??? OMG. How much you had to pay them?
Ferdynand Straaf: hello SaveMe, not everything is a conspiracy or a bribe
Juliette Surrealdreaming: slips Venus a bunch of linden
Art Blue: oh SaveMe Oh is late, but as the music says, thats beyond my control
SaveMe Oh: SaveMe is never late, she is always right on time, mostly after the boring part. You already did your fart talk Art? I was hoping I had missed that. Dont tell me you are still going to babble.
Art Blue: I waited hoping you would come
Juliette Surrealdreaming: he kept asking me, when is she coming?
Art Blue: Fasten seatbelts, my art talk starts NOW.
Juliette Surrealdreaming: i keps reassuring him… soon. ok Art please share your Art Talk with us, SaveMe is here
Art Blue: Not when SaveMe Oh is here, she quotes me wrongly later
SaveMe Oh: Did my sister throw some rabbits out already?
Jia: No one will find me among all these bunnies
Melvin Starbrook: you can never have to many bunnies hihi
Josef K: I prefere playboy bunnies
Ionsilver Whitman: where is the rabbit?
Lee1 Olsen: good point Ion,the famous Rabbit!
Art Blue: I was asked in IM. You all know how to derender a person creating things, right?
Please derender Saveme Oh so you see the installation as it is meant and not her particles and textures.
SaveMe Oh: I am so glad everybody has derender me, what a relieve
Josef K: This is kind of a historic event … SaveMe Oh visuals at a Bryn Oh exhibition … never thought I would see that
Art Blue: see what?
SaveMe Oh: Without my funding Bryn wouldnt exist anymore
Ferdynand Straaf: lol Josef, and that is why I did not derender Saveme’s art, this is historic
Bryn Oh: i did like the rabbits
Josef K: People don’t know what they are missing out
SaveMe Oh: Josef, now they all know your secret. Peeping K, you better don’t take pics
Josef K: I am busy making snapshot for my facebook site
SaveMe Oh: they might kill you
Ferdynand Straaf: this will be in the history books , pplm will read 200 years after this about this
Josef K: This is front page news tomorrow, I’m gonna sell my pics to New York Times and Washington Post
Art Blue: Whatever SaveMe Oh says, today she failed, by missing my speech. It is known an event without a speech does not count as an appearance of SaveMe Oh. Only by the greatness of Bryn Oh she could stay and so she has to suffer that she cant report that she was be ejected.
SaveMe Oh: Suffer, me? when?
Art Blue: not being ejected is a meaningless appearance of SaveMe Oh. you can quote me
Betty Tureaud: SaveMe Oh love only SaveMe Oh, what a sad story
SaveMe Oh: People, dont talk so much about me, thats feeding the troll
Now for something completely different!!! (With Bryn, Lorin, Cica, Betty, Moya and Thotz) (All young unknown new talent)
I wanted to tell you that I am following through with the beehive
aspect that we talked about. I
do not want you to hear it from anyone but me
I found some land that is being donated using it for a central hub
type area where you can get direct
TP’s to Art locations in SL. Still
setting it up. There
are 6 hive cell hubs that will offer grants curated only by me 🙂
Doing the best i
Oh: good news for the artists
There are many
places doing the same thing
Oh: Yes, walls,
and stuff on walls
But I think I am
the only one connecting all of SL. I was thinking about your artist
Hive,,, maybe once things get going,,,it could be a good feature. One
work of art in each cube.
(the owner of the land,,, Hannington Xeltentat) offer 1000 prim for
each grant. 1, 3
or 6 months
is it so far,,,, but again,,, you know I have always thought of you
as a friend and wanted you to know.
Oh: Its great news
will see how it unfolds. Could
be a big bomb, maybe not, but I am willing to try.
to know you are not banned from this place 😀
Oh: And is the
place privat owned or donate by LL?
Private. LL blew
me off I am afraid. Back
when I was trying to change LEA I put out a message ,,, if anyone
knew of a benefactor that might donate some land. Hannington was the
only person that responded,,,
Oh: Great someone
answered the call
I did not know him so I took my time to try to get to know him,,, and
he really is devoted to the Arts in RL and in SL
Oh: Lets hope he
also don’t know
that will not matter SaveMe
Oh: (is he handsome)?
This is a fresh
project. He is
Oh: Older than
I think I am much much older but,,, in my defense I do not wear
I will introduce you, we seem to have the same ideas and coordinate
things well together,,, however this is all my idea,,,I just want his
ok since he owns the land
Oh: sounds all good
He helps me word
things eloquently. We
will open Dec. 1, have
an opening reception. Ultra
will play music. Do
you get along with her?
Oh: Ultra hates me, Bryn hates me, Cica hates me and Moya hates me.
Thotz and you love me
Oh: And Betty cant be taken serious. Ultra will refuse to play when I
I am all for playing nice together,,,,you should know that by now. I
will be happy to feature your builds here.
Oh: I always play nice
🙂 Fresh starts here,,,,
Oh: Only the nice
is not always loved
Xeltentat: Hello there. Nice avi.
Glad you can see that with one eye
Xeltentat: Oh yes. The other one’s still good. It was a unicorn.
Lucky there was only one of them.
Don’t think I am not working now!
Xeltentat: Oh, I wouldn’t dream of it. A still and quiet avi is
always a sign of much going on.
SaveMe Oh: I
guess that was the reason why I was called
Xeltentat: I don’t know. I only provide the space
Does Linden Lab own me or does Cherry Manga own me. In 2007 I was thinking I was creating myself and after this marvellous achievement “my” image was copied and used a 1000 times as one of the most iconic trademarks of Secondlife. Other avatars desperately try to copy my success and when they obviously failed I tried to save them by sharing a piece of the cake with them. I allowed them to make machinima’s about me or advertise their so called event with my image.
When poor Cherry Manga got
into a huge identity crisis and fled to Open Sim to become a belly
button investigator I decide to help her out and let her make a mesh
doll after my famous image. The result of that collaboration is to
see in many of my artworks, for example in my last rezday performance
ALL OF ME were I animated 100 of clones of myself.
This week I glued a doll
on a piece of meat I stole from the internet and called the piece
SaveMeat Oh and put it for sale on marketplace.
Not a day later Cherry
Manga called me:
Cherry Manga: If the doll
is mine than please don’t sell it.
SaveMe Oh doll is never yours, I created it. BTW do you have the file
of the doll?
Manga: I’m not kidding.
Oh: Me neither, I created SaveMe Oh in 2007, it was very nice you
helped me out with the mesh doll in 2017, btw, some hair would have
Manga: Ok make money with full perm freebies I gave. With no sell
condition. Bravo. You’re such a good and trustable person.
Oh: The SaveMe Oh doll was not a freebie, you gave it to me. Although
I gave it away to all visitors of my rezday performance 2 years ago.
I used it for a new artwork, you think Marcel Duchamp paid the
creator of the urinoir?
I send my doll to a 3D printer, who do I have to pay? Linden Lab, the
owner of the printer, Cherry Manga for making a mesh copy or myself
being the celebrated artist? And what with all the clones who pretend
to be me?
poor Cherry can use some Linden for some sherry so she will receive
25% on every sale. Make her rich! Just
how I saved my sister Bryn Oh once by selling my paintings to give
her some money to breed rabbits.
When Ryan Schultz dies and I am still alive I will inherit his avatar Velcro Zipper. Today we met for the first time, both still alive. Ryan want to be sure he makes the right decision to leave Velcro Zipper to me so he wanted to meet me online.
Velcro Zipper: Hello SaveMe! I know you are probably going to post all this conversation to your blog 🙂 Go ahead, I don’t mind 🙂
SaveMe Oh: So say smart things, will make you look bright
Velcro Zipper: So, why do you want Velcro Zipper after I die?
SaveMe Oh: So when you plan to die?
Velcro Zipper: Haha, not for a long time yet, SaveMe 🙂
SaveMe Oh: Ok, I will have to be patient and stay alive myself
Velcro Zipper: Yes you have to outlive me, is that possible? 😉 I am almost 55 in real life.
SaveMe Oh: I already have a lot of alts so I might survive
Velcro Zipper: How old are you, may I ask?
SaveMe Oh: I am almost 12
Velcro Zipper: LOL Yeah, RIIIGHT. And I notice that you are not yet one of those who converted from a classic system avatar to mesh. Like me.
SaveMe Oh: I am the most famous artist of SL, my avi is part of the artwork and will never become a Mesh barbiedoll
Velcro Zipper: I understand. And I respect that you are an artist.
SaveMe Oh: Respect is a
word I hate very much
Velcro Zipper: My artistry is restricted to creating and outfitting SL avatars. I understand that you like to break rules and boundaries.
SaveMe Oh: Its not what like, is what has to be done, its not really fun to be banned everywhere.
Velcro Zipper: I can imagine
SaveMe Oh: But someone has to do the job
Velcro Zipper: I think I can understand that
SaveMe Oh: Then its better someone as talented as me.
Velcro Zipper: Which is why I have already decided to have you inherit Velcro Zipper when Idie.
SaveMe Oh: I like the concept very much, thats why I reacted
Velcro Zipper: Velcro is outspoken and audiacious, like you are. A rule breaker.
SaveMe Oh: She will be used for that
Velcro Zipper: A linecrosser. I will enjoy letting you use her in your merry band of artist warriors 🙂
SaveMe Oh: Yes, all simowners will have to put her on the banlist
Velcro Zipper: It will bea very different fate than my other SL avatars who will live boring lives.
SaveMe Oh: My alts know that problem
Velcro Zipper: Do you have many alts?
SaveMe Oh: Yes, I have some SaveMe’s, and other family members and I have an army of avi’s some one gave to me.
Velcro Zipper: Oh really?
SaveMe Oh: He created them for an art project, and gave them to me after the project was finished. I can use them to go incognito
Velcro Zipper: What’s the thing you most enjoy about Second Life?
SaveMe Oh: Being SaveMe Oh
Velcro Zipper: Good answer!
SaveMe Oh: I am a
performer, I can make whatever I want
Velcro Zipper: And all of
SL is your stage (except when you get banned)
SaveMe Oh: Also when I get
banned it is my stage as I can write about it or sabotage. Or come
with an alt. It is for the sake of freedom
Velcro Zipper: Yes I am
beginning to understand that all the transcripts of the conversations
you have are part of your art. I am looking forward to re-reading
this conversation on your blog. Take some nice pictures of me, I am a
So why do the organizers
of LEA hate you so much, that they permanently banned you from the
SaveMe Oh: I will steal
every show of mediocre prim-gluers, and they hate to have to admit I
am the better artist.
Velcro Zipper: Aha
SaveMe Oh: because they
want their own second of fame
Velcro Zipper: So they are
jealous of your artistic talent?
SaveMe Oh: When I am
around it wont last a second
Velcro Zipper: You want
all the oxygen? All the praise?
SaveMe Oh: Yes they are
jealous as they want to colour their own useless SL
Velcro Zipper: All good
drag queens know how to share a stage with other drag queens, SaveMe.
Perhaps you need to learn that too.
SaveMe Oh: Why share? An
artist needs an audience too. They can be audience.
Velcro Zipper: Haven’t you
ever been in an audience?
SaveMe Oh: No, I am the
Velcro Zipper: Oh you must
have been fun in kindergarten, my dear 😉
SaveMe Oh: When I need to
be an audience I can send an alt
Velcro Zipper: So you CAN
be in an audience, just not as SaveMe. I see.
Velcro Zipper: It must be
hard to be “on” all the time, be the artist all of the
time. SO you use alts to escape from that when you need to. Smart.
SaveMe Oh: Hardly, as I
have not seen anything worthwhile in years here
Velcro Zipper: LOLOL!
SaveMe Oh: I mean that
Velcro Zipper: What about
SaveMe Oh: She is the
worst, my sister
Velcro Zipper: You must
admit that some of her art installations have been intriguing.
SaveMe Oh: Makes the worst
stuff in SL, Harry Potter bullshit about rabbits
Velcro Zipper: oh wow you
really do hate it
SaveMe Oh: Yes, I am not
into hobbits and running rabbits
Velcro Zipper: Well I
liked it. We don’t have to agree. I am still giving you Velcro Zipper
to use as you wish. I shiver at the possibilites! Every drag queen
loves a stage and a good performance!
SaveMe Oh: She will go
only to a Bryn sim to shit
Velcro Zipper: Not is she
has auto-return 😉
SaveMe Oh: Search my blog
for my encounters with my dear sis
SaveMe Oh: already 11
years a pain in the ass
SaveMe Oh: When I need
rabbits ( or hare) I bring my own
Velcro Zipper: I see
Velcro Zipper: I just
realized that I have a schedule conflict and cannot meet you on
Saturday as we originally planned. But then again, we don’t need to
meet. We are meeting now, and that will suffice.
SaveMe Oh: Yes, I always
like to deal right away
Velcro Zipper: Not *if*
she has auto-return, I meant to say earlier. Not *is*. Sorry, that
was my little joke, a poor attempt at humour.
SaveMe Oh: Oh, you already
are worried for the blog?
Velcro Zipper: I don’t
care what you put in it. So you can send me your real-life name and
contact information now, or later.
SaveMe Oh: Me neither, you
see, that’s freedom
Velcro Zipper: I am
beginning to understand. I like the clothes-pin on the penis, it’s
SaveMe Oh: Security above
Velcro Zipper: LOL! I am
saving this conversation to a notecard. I think I will post it to my
blog as well. I take it I have your permission? Unlike you, I *do*
ask for permission rather than just post without it. That’s called
MANNERS, my dear 😉
SaveMe Oh: Everybody is
free to do whatever they want and manners in a pixelate world I don’t
Velcro Zipper: I have to
go now, but it’s been good to chat with you. Send me your real-life
name and means of contact later (telephoen and/or email) for my
After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh will be canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage.
We will gather the 23th at 1 PM SLT. Ask SaveMe for a TP or follow the landmark that will be released soon and receive the memorial object to carry along.
On 23 february 2007 “nihil obstat” (“nothing against”) was declared under Philip Linden which opened the cause for beatification. The process commenced on 23 February 2017 and thus, she was granted the title of Savior of Virtual Worlds.
The documents and other information gathered from the process – was forwarded to the Congregation for the Causes of SelfieSaints in 2011. Consultors and the members of the congregation collaborated on the resources gathered from the SaveMe Oh Weblog and unanimously agreed that SaveMe Oh had lived a life of heroic virtue. They forwarded their vote to SaveMe Oh herself who, on 23 February 2012, signed the decree in recognition of her heroic virtues. This meant that she was titled Venerable.
In 2014 an alleged miracle attributed to her intercession had been discovered in Immersiva. The case involved a fetus in Bryn Oh’s womb which suffered brain defects that would affect the child to be born as a rabbit. The doctor advised Bryn Oh to have an abortion but she refused to do so and requested the intercession of SaveMe Oh. When the rabbit was born, there were no defects that could be detected and the rabbits’s health was monitored until it became an adolescent. The rabbit in question still shows no signs of defects.
The inquiry into the miracle closed in 2015 and the case went to a LEA committee board and voted in favour of the miracle which they deemed was “medically unexplainable”.
The beatification for SaveMe Oh was held on 23 february 2016 at Dreamworld, with SaveMe Oh receiving the title “Blessed”. The next step would be the recognition of another miracle, which would result in her canonization.
The relics presented during the beatification rites are the blood-stained baseball bat, used by SaveMe Oh to beat up Mandel Solano and the members of Pirats, and a little sample of her pee used to piss on Roxy Gellar. Both relics will be brought to Mt. Whitney in a reliquary for the beatification.
After the approval of this miracle on 23 february 2018 SaveMe Oh’s canonization will take place on the spot and the following statement may be released to the press.
St. SaveMe Oh is the greatest saint of virtuality and a legendary example of reaching her second life with mercy and grace. The precise dates of her birth and death are unknown, but we do know she was present with her public ministry, death and resurrection. She is mentioned at least a million times in the comments.
SaveMe Oh has long been regarded as an art-whore or grieving immoral in virtual dictatorships, but this is not supported in the scriptures. It is believed she is a genius who lives among minions and devotees, living as they do.
The Gossips agree that SaveMe Oh was originally a great sinner. Ampel nibbled seven demons out of her when he met her. After this, she told several women she associated with and these women also became followers.
There is also debate over if SaveMe Oh is the same unnamed women, a sinner, who weeps and washes Igor Ballyhood’s dick with a Brillo steel wool soap pad in the temple of Dido. Scholars are skeptical this is the same person.
Despite the scholarly dispute over her background, what she did in her subsequent life, after meeting Philip Linden, is much more significant. She was certainly the one who saved Philip, giving us an example of how no person is beyond the saving grace of SaveMe Oh.
During SaveMe’s ministry, it is believed that all Lindens followed her, part of a semi-permanent entourage who served SaveMe and her Disciples.
SaveMe Oh likely watched her own crucifixion from a distance along with the other women who followed her during her ministry. SaveMe was present when she rose from virtual dead, visiting in every available body, very much alive. She was always the first witness to her own resurrection.
After the death of Solo Mornington, a legend states that she remained among the early LEA’s. She was allegedly put into a boat by Cherry Manga, along with several other alts of the early Dutch Salvation Church, and set adrift without sails or oars. The boat landed in Open Sim but there was nobody to save so she asked two fish to bring her back.
St. SaveMe Oh’s feast day is February 23. She is the patroness of converts, repentant sinners, sexual temptation, pharmacists, banned people, rabbits and horses, and many other places and causes.
As I was always terrible jealous about Bryn Oh having her own Bryn Oh doll I am more than delighted to announce that Veleda Lorakeet made me a SaveMe Ohcchio. Not a useless doll like Bryn’s but a real avatar.
If you want your copy let me know or buy it for 0 linden on my Marketplace:
Iono Allen: Yes I am thrown in the sky. I made a flight in the air, thx to Roxy I suppose…
This avatar is hell, and absolutly not polite. She thinks she is a god.
SaveMe Oh: Hey darling, are you orbitting people again?
Roxy Gellar: When I sit on this you cant do shit
SaveMe Oh: You are a sitting shit already so no need
Roxy Gellar: I love when you’re a frustrated baby but then that’s what you are 24/7
Apmel Goosson: Wow..this a difficult place to land in. Somebody keeps ejecting me..how fun. The only good thing about being ejectred is that when I manage to come back all girls are naked.
Red Bikcin:Yo estoy completamente segura de que quien me ejectó desde un sim vecino junto a Namarya Xue y Patrick Moya fue Save Me, no Roxy. Hablé con mucha gente tambien ejectada y el 100% opinaba lo mismo
Pale Illusion: You pushed me off the concert?
SaveMe Oh: Roxy did. She always do.
Pale Illusion: Its annoying big times.. just saying! You are not any better SaveMe!
SaveMe Oh: Does she hate you?
Pale Illusion: I don’t know Roxy.. but i know you!
SaveMe Oh: Should I know you too????? Don’t tell me you are not a fan of me?
Pale Illusion: Hope not.. beside the crash we had at Inspire. You suck hun 😉 Have agood one.
Glasz DeCuir: Who banned me?
SaveMe Oh: One of your dictator friends I assume
SaveMe Oh: Don’t step on me please
Roxy Gellar: Yep. You’re as ugly as ever through and through
Iono Allen: Morli was quite good again
SaveMe Oh: Bryn just told me that for her it seem Morli lost it
Iono Allen: Lost what?
SaveMe Oh: The magic
Iono Allen: YOU are talking to Bryn?!!!
SaveMe Oh: Of course, she is my oldest sister
Iono Allen: Bryn is wrong: I guess Morli is very sensitive and puts a lot of herself in her music
SaveMe Oh: Bryn was missing a personal touch, said it was quite mechanical.
Iono Allen: that’s her opinion, not mine
SaveMe Oh: Almost like a doll on autopilot
Iono Allen: Bryn told you all that!! What did you do to her?
SaveMe Oh: Pity you always perform in dictatorships
Morlita Quan: Then time for another event together. Today people was starting to ask if you was the one ejecting but I said: I am 500% sure it was Roxy. I have Roxy and all his alts blocked. so anoying
SaveMe Oh: She was the only one who amused me tonight while all you were enjoying yourself in the dictatorship
Morlita Quan: Ya I know. She was attaking so hard Echo DD and me by the simply fact to like you. I totally ignored her but I know Echo had rl problems due to Roxy.
SaveMe Oh: Yes, Roxy wants blood
Morlita Quan: Well…. I am a quiet and peaceful person who keeps a viking sword behind my patience. She can do all she wants. I never banned you and I never will
SaveMe Oh: Use the viking sword on Mona, Wan, Duna, Medora or Bryn, they are exactlly the same as Roxy, only more sneaky. I prefer Roxy as she doesnt wear a mask.
Morlita Quan: I do myself stupid 90% times SaveMe…But I am not.
SaveMe Oh: Well than we agree 100%.