You Suck Hun!

SaveMe Oh: Ah Roxy is also there.

Iono Allen: Yes I am thrown in the sky.  I made a flight in the air, thx to Roxy I suppose…
This avatar is hell, and absolutly not polite. She thinks she is a god.

 

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SaveMe Oh: Hey darling, are you orbitting people again?

Roxy Gellar: When I sit on this you cant do shit

SaveMe Oh: You are a sitting shit already so no need

Roxy Gellar: I love when you’re a frustrated baby but then that’s what you are 24/7

Apmel Goosson: Wow..this a difficult place to land in. Somebody keeps ejecting me..how fun. The only good thing about being ejectred is that when I manage to come back all girls are naked.

Red Bikcin: Yo estoy completamente segura de que quien me ejectó desde un sim vecino junto a Namarya Xue y Patrick Moya fue Save Me, no Roxy. Hablé con mucha gente tambien ejectada y el 100% opinaba lo mismo

Pale Illusion: You pushed me off the concert?

SaveMe Oh: Roxy did. She always do.

Pale Illusion: Its annoying big times.. just saying! You are not any better SaveMe!

SaveMe Oh: Does she hate you?

Pale Illusion: I don’t know Roxy.. but i know you!

SaveMe Oh: Should I know you too????? Don’t tell me you are not a fan of me?

Pale Illusion: Hope not.. beside the crash we had at Inspire. You suck hun 😉 Have agood one.

 

Glasz DeCuir: Who banned me?

SaveMe Oh: One of your dictator friends I assume

 

SaveMe Oh: Don’t step on me please

Roxy Gellar: Yep. You’re as ugly as ever through and through

 

Iono Allen: Morli was quite good again

SaveMe Oh: Bryn just told me that for her it seem Morli lost it

Iono Allen: Lost what?

SaveMe Oh: The magic

Iono Allen: YOU are talking to Bryn?!!!

SaveMe Oh: Of course, she is my oldest sister

Iono Allen: Bryn is wrong: I guess Morli is very sensitive and puts a lot of herself in her music

SaveMe Oh: Bryn was missing a personal touch, said it was quite mechanical.

Iono Allen: that’s her opinion, not mine

SaveMe Oh: Almost like a doll on autopilot

Iono Allen: Bryn told you all that!! What did you do to her?

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SaveMe Oh: Pity you always perform in dictatorships

Morlita Quan: Then time for another event together. Today people was starting to ask if you was the one ejecting but I said: I am 500% sure it was Roxy. I have Roxy and all his alts blocked. so anoying
SaveMe Oh: She was the only one who amused me tonight while all you were enjoying yourself in the dictatorship
Morlita Quan: Ya I know. She was attaking so hard Echo DD and me by the simply fact to like you. I totally ignored her but I know Echo had rl problems due to Roxy.
SaveMe Oh: Yes, Roxy wants blood
Morlita Quan: Well…. I am a quiet and peaceful person who keeps a viking sword behind my patience. She can do all she wants. I never banned you and I never will
SaveMe Oh: Use the viking sword on Mona, Wan, Duna, Medora or Bryn, they are exactlly the same as Roxy, only more sneaky. I prefer Roxy as she doesnt wear a mask.
Morlita Quan: I do myself stupid 90% times SaveMe…But I am not.
SaveMe Oh: Well than we agree 100%.

Bryn’s Birthday (Please Add Pants On Trump!!!)

Isadora Alaya: Donald Trump, hi! Welcome to Peace!

The Dove Rhode: Welcome Donald

Apmel Goosson: Donald!!! Looking good as always 🙂

The Dove Rhode: Get pants on Trump, please

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Grabbing some pussy!

Maya: Donald!!! Love you avi

Apmel Goosson: Donald’¨s is so small that it doesn’t really matter

Donald Trump: Before I looked like Solo Mornington but he is finished

The Dove Rhode: Please, we honor Bryn..

Donald Trump: So I choose an alternative. Bryn is my daughter.

Lee1 Olsen: Cool!

Donald Trump: May I decide myself how I honor her?

The Dove Rhode: Please add pants Trump!

Maya: Bryn is such a blessing to us all!

Donald Trump: Have you behaved nicely, Bryn, or did you spent all family money again?

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The Dove Rhode: ejected and banned you from this land. (BUT I AM THE DONALD!!!!)

Maya: So Bryn, did you ever think you would be in this for 10 years?

Donald Trump: She is so old she might have passed away standing here.

Bryn Oh: Noo doesn’t really feel like ten years, ah its SaveMe

Donald Trump: Omg it talks!!!!

The Dove Rhode: With SPECIAL thanks to Bryn Oh and all she shares and brings to Second Life. I honor and thank you Bryn!

Donald Trump: Hope you don’t spent all the money I gave you on this party

Bryn Oh: It’s a bit ironic you are dressed as Donald Trump

Donald Trump: It’s a bit ironic you became known with rabbits.

Maya: I honestly feel Trump will be the last American president!

Donald Trump: But shall we dance? If only SaveMe Oh could be here to upgrade this boring avatar parking

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TheDove Rhode ejected and banned you from this land. (BUT I AM THE DONALD!!!!)

The Dove Rhode: So all know..this is a no HASSLE ZONE clearly stated. Hassle not Allowed.

Donald Trump: You mean a dictatorship

The Dove Rhode: It’s a thank you to Bryn Oh..so have respect!

Donald Trump: A dictatorship where you decide what is allowed. Its popular nowadays. My friend Erdogan, Putin, myself, the Dove Rhode….. all the same kind of people

You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

Cannot region cross into banned parcel. Try another way.

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Badmouthing Penumbra

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Daze Landar: Why does SaveMe Oh have to make everything about her?

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Kate Bergdorf: That is who she is.

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Daze Landar: It’s so annoying

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Kate Bergdorf: Best to ignore if possible.

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Daze Landar: At some point I’ll just blacklist her

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Kate Bergdorf: Then she starts badmouthing you on her blog, I’ve been through it all with her. Best to ignore Daze 🙂

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Daze Landar: Can she tell if I do? I would love to ignore her but she ruins every wonderful exhibit.

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SaveMe Oh: What a wonderful advice.

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Kate Bergdorf: Well true, no SaveMe 🙂 Nothing you don’t already know.

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SaveMe Oh: Don’t you know you can mute or derender me Daze? Feel free to do so.

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Joaopedro Oh: Ah Bryn is here :))

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SaveMe Oh: That’s why I made a fire. Let’s throw her up.

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Bryn Oh: hey Joa 🙂

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Joaopedro Oh: The powerfull Oh family :)) jejejejej

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SaveMe Oh: Hey sister, your alt Cica Ghost was here, just some minutes ago.

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Bryn Oh: Yes I have heard you say Cica is my alt.

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SaveMe Oh: I don’t say, I tell.

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Joaopedro Oh: I will tell father that you are unpleasant with your sister SaveMe

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SaveMe Oh: After all I have done for her I may.

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Kake Broek: u’r the random Burning Man entertainer

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Joaopedro Oh: Father will lock you at his sim, SaveMe

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SaveMe Oh: Daddy said so too.

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Kake Broek: Ton papa?

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Naxos Loon: Bryn u look so slim, did u do diet?

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SaveMe Oh: Rabbits don’t make you fat

The Hand And The Worm

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In my blog posts this year I did my best not to mention my relationship with Brian. But now he has passed away due to his problems with the cross I feel I have to be open about the fact that my sexual attraction to him might have caused him severe physical and mental problems. In our war-harnessed relationship my sexual obsession to bring his worm alive with my hand failed  completely.

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Although I am aware that  erectile dysfunction can happen to men at any age I didn’t give the poor man a break and let my hand relentlessly work on the worm, never considering certain medical conditions, medications, trauma, or disliking me, SaveMe Oh, as an influence that could result in impotence.

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Instead I start to feed him slow-cooked rabbit stew, lamb with dark chocolate pepper sauce and moth bean delight. But the worm stayed small when other parts of his body start to swell up.

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Only, after he had passed away the (Cica) Ghost of my sister Bryn couldn’t stop telling me that erectile dysfunction is commonly attributed to obesity, and both can sink your sex life. But when we watched Brian’s bones we both realise that it was too late for him to regain the control of his libido.

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Before his bones where cold the ghost of Bryn returned to her usuall business. “I have to pay for the graveyard, can you give me some money?”

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Commercialism Saves My Christmas

Exaggeration of the proximity of Christmas is a striking feature of today’s commercial world.

The sickening marketing surrounding Bryn Oh’s Harry Potter memorabilia takes the stimulation of a desire to a new level. The Oh Potter Rabbit magic is weaving spells that appeal to the gullibility of brainless avatars. Be warned. Your facebook tagging addicted friends  will not forgive you if you refuse to empty your purse into the coffers of the Scrooge of Secondlife, my sister Bryn Oh, who’s business it is peddling these toys.

The morality of Bryn’s marketing techniques is rarely questioned. But, then, moral imagination has no place in the world of conspicuous and extravagant virtual consumption.

Her sugar daddy’s  claim they are making it easier for people to get the rabbits and sheep they want. A more accurate characterisation may be that they fuel our insatiable drive towards worshipping bullshit.

Her sim has replaced the cathedral. No longer do we pray for what we want, but reach for it on her shelves. Should we be unable to pay, the contemporary Good Samaritan – the Mecenas- comes to the rescue.

After almost 10 years fighting against this outrageous marketing of nothing I decide to offer an alternative in which you can directly invest in art and have an escape of rabbitism and sheepism.

SaveMe Ohrganise your square inches of the virtual world and make the difference. Buy one of the collector’s items on

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/190978

and make me rich for your sake.

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You Did Not Request To Do So

Nox Aeterna: Hiya Save, welcome!

SaveMe Oh: Welcome is a word you better use if I am still here after some minutes, because most of the times I am not welcome at all.

Rox the Fox : Aww you are welcome here

SaveMe Oh: Especially when my sister Bryn Oh or her alt Cica Ghost are in the audience.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Hope you are not banned in MetalES

SaveMe Oh: I am banned on MetalES for ages as they were educated by generalisimo Franco, I think.

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SaveMe Oh: You all remember they said WELCOME, some seconds ago???? Then read this:

Radical Razor: Please take that off 🙂

SaveMe Oh: The securitate already wakes up. The prison camps are prepared. are made ready

Rox the Fox: That floor change, lol

SaveMe Oh: Execution is near. SaveMe will be killed in a second.

Radical Razor: Could you please remove your visuals. You did not request to do so.

Katharinas Nostram: Hi SaveMe! Welcome to our 1st year Anniversary. We are delighted you came but we wont be needing your light show performance. If you wish to stay and enjoy the music you are more then welcomed to. Thank you, Dark Hive Management.

SaveMe Oh: You see the firestorm has started?

Radical Razor ejected and banned you from this land.

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

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“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Igor Ballyhoo’s face looked as innocent as one of his mesh baby’s but it couldn’t calm his adoptive mother Constrictor Solo down.

“You think I believe that?” she yelled, “A few days ago I re-opend the UTSA sim and the first thing I read are two blog posts about your contact with that woman.”

“Four years I have hidden you on UTSA grounds when you came as a refugee from Europe, trying to escape that woman and the first thing you do is run back to her for a one night stand”.

Igor didn’t dare to look his adoptive mother in the eyes, nervous he was cutting scissor after scissor out of white paper.

“And stop with cutting those fucking scissors, they are too avant-garde, I don’t want them. You continue to assemblage the Susa mesh heads Rose gave you and glue them together with Bryn’s cogwheels. I want the UTSA sim full with those moving Susa heads as Bryn already dropped the dead rabbits all over the place.”Or you want me to replace you with Mistero Hifeng? You think you are the only one who can glue mesh baby heads together?”

“Daddy liked my scissors” Igor replied with a thin voice.

Constrictor Solo exploded; “Shut the fuck up, you moron.” Daddy Solo Mornington already is busy for years to seal off the northern part of our protectorate. LEA is almost SaveMe free; here in southern UTSA we haven’t seen a glimpse of her anymore because our tactics to disguise you in woman clothes was finally successful. Why couldn’t you just be Rebeca Bashly for a little while longer? But no, you had to blow up your muscles and run back as a beaten doggie to that woman to explore her with your cigar.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, Igor’s voice was not more than a sighing whisper.

“At last Solo and I have all so called artists in our pocket, paid Uncle Jayjay off so he would stop with UWA  and then you with your horny actions put everything on quicksand again.” Furiously Constrictor Solo was spitting out the words when she noticed her feet where getting wet, she was standing in a dirty pool of yellow water. “What shit is this?”

Igor pointed up in a tree “gravity is a mistake.” A shiny white urinoir was hanging upside down on a low hanging branch.

“I guess Eupalinos Ugaijn’s morning urine is dripping on you, he didn’t solve all gravity issues yet” Igor said with a cautious smile. But the smile vanished in the blink of an eye when Constrictor Solo smacked him in his face and his cigar flew with a shallow curve right in the face of one of Bryn’s dead rabbits.

LEA’s Microwave

If you also have some leftover’s that are almost growing funghi, send it over to LEA as they are pleased to warm up your dead, long forgotten stuff. At least my darling Rose is admitting her two fish are dead now.

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So if you want to do the same documentary again about Igor Ballyhoo scissors, the nipples of Rose Borchovski’s Susas, the cactus of Maya Paris or be present at the return of the dearly missed Cherry Manga or Aristide Depression, grab your camera and produce the reproduction of the reproduction of the reproduction. And it will not take long before Eupalinos Ugajin, Jo Ellsmere, Alpha Auer, Mikati Slade and Bryn Oh will also discover some old shit in their fridge that exceeded its expiration date but they love to warm up for you again.

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Hurry up before it is too late……..

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Yes I Do & The BLPS

Yesterday I saw Bryn Oh, Cica Ghost and other wannabe’s from the virtual “art” world watching a playback show, Now I see Dividni Shostakovich, owner of an art sim, roleplaying at a wedding. Whats going on in the virtual world?

Corie and Phizz, you have expressed your love to one another through the commitment and promises you have just made. You have kissed a thousand times, maybe more. But today the feeling is new. No longer simply partners and best friends, you have become husband and wife and can now seal the agreement with a kiss.

Luckely I brought my Bad Language Protection System!

Bad Language Protection System: DON’T SAY: No longer simply partners and best friends, you have become husband and wife and can now seal the agreement with a kiss.

Bad Language Protection System: WATCH YOUR MOUTH.  I AM THE BAD LANGUAGE PROTECTION SYSTEM AND I WILL BAN AND EJECT YOU FOR SAYING: No longer simply partners and best friends, you have become husband and wife and can now seal the agreement with a kiss.

Corie Quan: spammers

Lenni Foxtrot: This bad language thing needs to go.

Anu Papp: Join me in congratulating Mr and Mrs Quan.

Bubble Roffo: Totall agree Lenni

Dividni Shostakovich: Applause!! Applause!!

Bad Language Protection System: DON’T SAY: this bad language thing needs to go

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Dividni Shostakovich: Hi SaveMe, why are you doing this?

SaveMe Oh: For artsake

Dividni Shostakovich: You think what you’re doing is art? Why here?

SaveMe Oh: I thought this was roleplaying a wedding soap, not?

Dividni Shostakovich: Nope, just people who like each other.

SaveMe Oh: Then they are lucky I am here to spice up their wedding

Dividni Shostakovich: You’re a puzzling person, SaveMe.

SaveMe Oh: And now they banned me from the region. guess they want a boring life

Dividni Shostakovich: Well, I guess everyone has that option 🙂

SaveMe Oh: I suppose so, but at least we tried

The “Art” World Enjoying A Playback Show

You always think it can’t get any worse. People are already complaining about “artists” who sing along with karaoke tapes but wait till you hear this.

In the Eye Art Gallery from Wan Laryukov they close an exhibition by playing a CD of Portuguese fado singer Mariza and then have 5 dolls online on poseballs pretending they perform live.

Now imagine wannabe artists like my sister Bryn Oh, her alt Cica Ghost, Igor Ballyhoo, Duna Gant, Giovanna Cerise, Mona Byte and the Portugese watercolour hippie community  sitting at tables watching a playback show. But also my musical friends DD and Yadleen had obviously no problem with roleplaying audience in front of a non existing performance. Don’t they have spotify to listen to Mariza?

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SaveMe Oh: Now we are looking at a doll pretending to be Mariza, while they play a tape????

Pseudo Mariza: Negro, bairro negro, bairro negro. Onde não há pão, não há sossego

SaveMe Oh: My god, this got every minute more ridiculous

Cladestino Milena: There she is again……

SaveMe Oh: Will Elvis return from dead after this also?

Cladestino Milena: If you dont like it, leave.

Pseudo Mariza: Olha o sol que vai nascendo. Anda ver o mar.

SaveMe Oh: Or no, after we will have the “live”performance of Johan Sebastian Bach, live on his organ

Cladestino Milena: you can play my organ anytime

Pseudo  Mariza: Trago um fado no meu canto, canto a noite, até ser dia

SaveMe Oh: I saw Mariza live, btw and she has much better dance moves. Who has animated her? She looks more like Pinocchio

Pseudo Mariza: Tenho saudades de mim, do meu amor, mais amado. Eu canto um país sem fim, o mar, a terra, o meu fado, meu fado, meu fado, meu fado.

Cladestino Milena: You look ridiculous….. everyday….. and nobody says a thing

SaveMe Oh: And were are the violin players, or were those dolls too expensive?

Pseudo  Mariza: De mim só me falto eu, senhora, da minha vida. Do sonho, digo que é meu, e dou por mim já nascida.

Cladestino Milena: How really stupid you are?

SaveMe Oh: And do we have to tip those animated dolls? For what?

Cladestino Milena: Leave…let others enjoy. Nobody enjoy you huh? Get a third life then.

SaveMe Oh: Can I have a baba de camelo please so I can spit a little bit?

Joaopedro Oh: Dido princess 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Who is the puppeteer? Cavaco Silva?

Wan Laryukov: No comments please. One more comment on the chat and I will ban you.

And here ends another night where the freedom of speech was happily celebrated.

Wan Laryukov ejected and banned you from this land.

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My sister Bryn Oh with her own alt Cica Ghost enjoying animated dolls playbacking Portuguese singer Mariza

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What is that bitch Dido Haas doing there with my Igor?

Cladestino Milena: realmente deves mesmo andar com falta de caralho pelo cu acima… mas pronto… o sl é pequeno e quando mesnos esperares, la vou estar eu a pagar-te da mesma moeda. Nasceste estupido e com a idade estas pior. Deixa estar, vais morrer cedo. Ja te suicidaste ou ainda ai estas? Um gajo como tu a fazer de mulher? Tem juizo parolo, compra um vibrador e enfia-a pelo cu adentro… isto antes de te suicidares… sempre morres feliz.

SaveMe Oh: Are you the playback doll?
Cladestino Milena: ainda nao te mataste? fonix……

SaveMe Oh: Mariza would be very happy  with such an idiot as her Pinocchio doll
Cladestino Milena: Nao entendo o que dizes? Deves estar com o dildo pelo cu acima ainda. Quando estiveres satisfeito diz.
SaveMe Oh: Instead of playing with dolls maybe you could consider to go to school?
Cladestino Milena: Doi-te o que ? Opa, mete vaselina, isso deve ajudar-te.

Cladestino’s group can do the following exiting events for you:

CME

. CME stands for Concerts & Music & Entertainment. We are a Second Life entertainment company, founded in July 17, 2008.

. The main act is a Tribute Band that performs the theatrical and musical acts of diferent Artists.

. The avatars look, make-up, dress up, and act like the original ones. Original music from the Artists with a live feel attitude.

. We aim to bring the audience an experience similar to a real live concert, delivering a professional entertainment service.