Badmouthing Penumbra

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Daze Landar: Why does SaveMe Oh have to make everything about her?

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Kate Bergdorf: That is who she is.

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Daze Landar: It’s so annoying

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Kate Bergdorf: Best to ignore if possible.

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Daze Landar: At some point I’ll just blacklist her

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Kate Bergdorf: Then she starts badmouthing you on her blog, I’ve been through it all with her. Best to ignore Daze 🙂

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Daze Landar: Can she tell if I do? I would love to ignore her but she ruins every wonderful exhibit.

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SaveMe Oh: What a wonderful advice.

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Kate Bergdorf: Well true, no SaveMe 🙂 Nothing you don’t already know.

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SaveMe Oh: Don’t you know you can mute or derender me Daze? Feel free to do so.

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Joaopedro Oh: Ah Bryn is here :))

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SaveMe Oh: That’s why I made a fire. Let’s throw her up.

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Bryn Oh: hey Joa 🙂

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Joaopedro Oh: The powerfull Oh family :)) jejejejej

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SaveMe Oh: Hey sister, your alt Cica Ghost was here, just some minutes ago.

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Bryn Oh: Yes I have heard you say Cica is my alt.

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SaveMe Oh: I don’t say, I tell.

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Joaopedro Oh: I will tell father that you are unpleasant with your sister SaveMe

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SaveMe Oh: After all I have done for her I may.

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Kake Broek: u’r the random Burning Man entertainer

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Joaopedro Oh: Father will lock you at his sim, SaveMe

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SaveMe Oh: Daddy said so too.

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Kake Broek: Ton papa?

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Naxos Loon: Bryn u look so slim, did u do diet?

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SaveMe Oh: Rabbits don’t make you fat

The Hand And The Worm

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In my blog posts this year I did my best not to mention my relationship with Brian. But now he has passed away due to his problems with the cross I feel I have to be open about the fact that my sexual attraction to him might have caused him severe physical and mental problems. In our war-harnessed relationship my sexual obsession to bring his worm alive with my hand failed  completely.

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Although I am aware that  erectile dysfunction can happen to men at any age I didn’t give the poor man a break and let my hand relentlessly work on the worm, never considering certain medical conditions, medications, trauma, or disliking me, SaveMe Oh, as an influence that could result in impotence.

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Instead I start to feed him slow-cooked rabbit stew, lamb with dark chocolate pepper sauce and moth bean delight. But the worm stayed small when other parts of his body start to swell up.

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Only, after he had passed away the (Cica) Ghost of my sister Bryn couldn’t stop telling me that erectile dysfunction is commonly attributed to obesity, and both can sink your sex life. But when we watched Brian’s bones we both realise that it was too late for him to regain the control of his libido.

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Before his bones where cold the ghost of Bryn returned to her usuall business. “I have to pay for the graveyard, can you give me some money?”

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Commercialism Saves My Christmas

Exaggeration of the proximity of Christmas is a striking feature of today’s commercial world.

The sickening marketing surrounding Bryn Oh’s Harry Potter memorabilia takes the stimulation of a desire to a new level. The Oh Potter Rabbit magic is weaving spells that appeal to the gullibility of brainless avatars. Be warned. Your facebook tagging addicted friends  will not forgive you if you refuse to empty your purse into the coffers of the Scrooge of Secondlife, my sister Bryn Oh, who’s business it is peddling these toys.

The morality of Bryn’s marketing techniques is rarely questioned. But, then, moral imagination has no place in the world of conspicuous and extravagant virtual consumption.

Her sugar daddy’s  claim they are making it easier for people to get the rabbits and sheep they want. A more accurate characterisation may be that they fuel our insatiable drive towards worshipping bullshit.

Her sim has replaced the cathedral. No longer do we pray for what we want, but reach for it on her shelves. Should we be unable to pay, the contemporary Good Samaritan – the Mecenas- comes to the rescue.

After almost 10 years fighting against this outrageous marketing of nothing I decide to offer an alternative in which you can directly invest in art and have an escape of rabbitism and sheepism.

SaveMe Ohrganise your square inches of the virtual world and make the difference. Buy one of the collector’s items on

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/190978

and make me rich for your sake.

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You Did Not Request To Do So

Nox Aeterna: Hiya Save, welcome!

SaveMe Oh: Welcome is a word you better use if I am still here after some minutes, because most of the times I am not welcome at all.

Rox the Fox : Aww you are welcome here

SaveMe Oh: Especially when my sister Bryn Oh or her alt Cica Ghost are in the audience.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Hope you are not banned in MetalES

SaveMe Oh: I am banned on MetalES for ages as they were educated by generalisimo Franco, I think.

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SaveMe Oh: You all remember they said WELCOME, some seconds ago???? Then read this:

Radical Razor: Please take that off 🙂

SaveMe Oh: The securitate already wakes up. The prison camps are prepared. are made ready

Rox the Fox: That floor change, lol

SaveMe Oh: Execution is near. SaveMe will be killed in a second.

Radical Razor: Could you please remove your visuals. You did not request to do so.

Katharinas Nostram: Hi SaveMe! Welcome to our 1st year Anniversary. We are delighted you came but we wont be needing your light show performance. If you wish to stay and enjoy the music you are more then welcomed to. Thank you, Dark Hive Management.

SaveMe Oh: You see the firestorm has started?

Radical Razor ejected and banned you from this land.

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

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“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Igor Ballyhoo’s face looked as innocent as one of his mesh baby’s but it couldn’t calm his adoptive mother Constrictor Solo down.

“You think I believe that?” she yelled, “A few days ago I re-opend the UTSA sim and the first thing I read are two blog posts about your contact with that woman.”

“Four years I have hidden you on UTSA grounds when you came as a refugee from Europe, trying to escape that woman and the first thing you do is run back to her for a one night stand”.

Igor didn’t dare to look his adoptive mother in the eyes, nervous he was cutting scissor after scissor out of white paper.

“And stop with cutting those fucking scissors, they are too avant-garde, I don’t want them. You continue to assemblage the Susa mesh heads Rose gave you and glue them together with Bryn’s cogwheels. I want the UTSA sim full with those moving Susa heads as Bryn already dropped the dead rabbits all over the place.”Or you want me to replace you with Mistero Hifeng? You think you are the only one who can glue mesh baby heads together?”

“Daddy liked my scissors” Igor replied with a thin voice.

Constrictor Solo exploded; “Shut the fuck up, you moron.” Daddy Solo Mornington already is busy for years to seal off the northern part of our protectorate. LEA is almost SaveMe free; here in southern UTSA we haven’t seen a glimpse of her anymore because our tactics to disguise you in woman clothes was finally successful. Why couldn’t you just be Rebeca Bashly for a little while longer? But no, you had to blow up your muscles and run back as a beaten doggie to that woman to explore her with your cigar.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, Igor’s voice was not more than a sighing whisper.

“At last Solo and I have all so called artists in our pocket, paid Uncle Jayjay off so he would stop with UWA  and then you with your horny actions put everything on quicksand again.” Furiously Constrictor Solo was spitting out the words when she noticed her feet where getting wet, she was standing in a dirty pool of yellow water. “What shit is this?”

Igor pointed up in a tree “gravity is a mistake.” A shiny white urinoir was hanging upside down on a low hanging branch.

“I guess Eupalinos Ugaijn’s morning urine is dripping on you, he didn’t solve all gravity issues yet” Igor said with a cautious smile. But the smile vanished in the blink of an eye when Constrictor Solo smacked him in his face and his cigar flew with a shallow curve right in the face of one of Bryn’s dead rabbits.

LEA’s Microwave

If you also have some leftover’s that are almost growing funghi, send it over to LEA as they are pleased to warm up your dead, long forgotten stuff. At least my darling Rose is admitting her two fish are dead now.

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So if you want to do the same documentary again about Igor Ballyhoo scissors, the nipples of Rose Borchovski’s Susas, the cactus of Maya Paris or be present at the return of the dearly missed Cherry Manga or Aristide Depression, grab your camera and produce the reproduction of the reproduction of the reproduction. And it will not take long before Eupalinos Ugajin, Jo Ellsmere, Alpha Auer, Mikati Slade and Bryn Oh will also discover some old shit in their fridge that exceeded its expiration date but they love to warm up for you again.

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Hurry up before it is too late……..

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Yes I Do & The BLPS

Yesterday I saw Bryn Oh, Cica Ghost and other wannabe’s from the virtual “art” world watching a playback show, Now I see Dividni Shostakovich, owner of an art sim, roleplaying at a wedding. Whats going on in the virtual world?

Corie and Phizz, you have expressed your love to one another through the commitment and promises you have just made. You have kissed a thousand times, maybe more. But today the feeling is new. No longer simply partners and best friends, you have become husband and wife and can now seal the agreement with a kiss.

Luckely I brought my Bad Language Protection System!

Bad Language Protection System: DON’T SAY: No longer simply partners and best friends, you have become husband and wife and can now seal the agreement with a kiss.

Bad Language Protection System: WATCH YOUR MOUTH.  I AM THE BAD LANGUAGE PROTECTION SYSTEM AND I WILL BAN AND EJECT YOU FOR SAYING: No longer simply partners and best friends, you have become husband and wife and can now seal the agreement with a kiss.

Corie Quan: spammers

Lenni Foxtrot: This bad language thing needs to go.

Anu Papp: Join me in congratulating Mr and Mrs Quan.

Bubble Roffo: Totall agree Lenni

Dividni Shostakovich: Applause!! Applause!!

Bad Language Protection System: DON’T SAY: this bad language thing needs to go

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Dividni Shostakovich: Hi SaveMe, why are you doing this?

SaveMe Oh: For artsake

Dividni Shostakovich: You think what you’re doing is art? Why here?

SaveMe Oh: I thought this was roleplaying a wedding soap, not?

Dividni Shostakovich: Nope, just people who like each other.

SaveMe Oh: Then they are lucky I am here to spice up their wedding

Dividni Shostakovich: You’re a puzzling person, SaveMe.

SaveMe Oh: And now they banned me from the region. guess they want a boring life

Dividni Shostakovich: Well, I guess everyone has that option 🙂

SaveMe Oh: I suppose so, but at least we tried

The “Art” World Enjoying A Playback Show

You always think it can’t get any worse. People are already complaining about “artists” who sing along with karaoke tapes but wait till you hear this.

In the Eye Art Gallery from Wan Laryukov they close an exhibition by playing a CD of Portuguese fado singer Mariza and then have 5 dolls online on poseballs pretending they perform live.

Now imagine wannabe artists like my sister Bryn Oh, her alt Cica Ghost, Igor Ballyhoo, Duna Gant, Giovanna Cerise, Mona Byte and the Portugese watercolour hippie community  sitting at tables watching a playback show. But also my musical friends DD and Yadleen had obviously no problem with roleplaying audience in front of a non existing performance. Don’t they have spotify to listen to Mariza?

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SaveMe Oh: Now we are looking at a doll pretending to be Mariza, while they play a tape????

Pseudo Mariza: Negro, bairro negro, bairro negro. Onde não há pão, não há sossego

SaveMe Oh: My god, this got every minute more ridiculous

Cladestino Milena: There she is again……

SaveMe Oh: Will Elvis return from dead after this also?

Cladestino Milena: If you dont like it, leave.

Pseudo Mariza: Olha o sol que vai nascendo. Anda ver o mar.

SaveMe Oh: Or no, after we will have the “live”performance of Johan Sebastian Bach, live on his organ

Cladestino Milena: you can play my organ anytime

Pseudo  Mariza: Trago um fado no meu canto, canto a noite, até ser dia

SaveMe Oh: I saw Mariza live, btw and she has much better dance moves. Who has animated her? She looks more like Pinocchio

Pseudo Mariza: Tenho saudades de mim, do meu amor, mais amado. Eu canto um país sem fim, o mar, a terra, o meu fado, meu fado, meu fado, meu fado.

Cladestino Milena: You look ridiculous….. everyday….. and nobody says a thing

SaveMe Oh: And were are the violin players, or were those dolls too expensive?

Pseudo  Mariza: De mim só me falto eu, senhora, da minha vida. Do sonho, digo que é meu, e dou por mim já nascida.

Cladestino Milena: How really stupid you are?

SaveMe Oh: And do we have to tip those animated dolls? For what?

Cladestino Milena: Leave…let others enjoy. Nobody enjoy you huh? Get a third life then.

SaveMe Oh: Can I have a baba de camelo please so I can spit a little bit?

Joaopedro Oh: Dido princess 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Who is the puppeteer? Cavaco Silva?

Wan Laryukov: No comments please. One more comment on the chat and I will ban you.

And here ends another night where the freedom of speech was happily celebrated.

Wan Laryukov ejected and banned you from this land.

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My sister Bryn Oh with her own alt Cica Ghost enjoying animated dolls playbacking Portuguese singer Mariza

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What is that bitch Dido Haas doing there with my Igor?

Cladestino Milena: realmente deves mesmo andar com falta de caralho pelo cu acima… mas pronto… o sl é pequeno e quando mesnos esperares, la vou estar eu a pagar-te da mesma moeda. Nasceste estupido e com a idade estas pior. Deixa estar, vais morrer cedo. Ja te suicidaste ou ainda ai estas? Um gajo como tu a fazer de mulher? Tem juizo parolo, compra um vibrador e enfia-a pelo cu adentro… isto antes de te suicidares… sempre morres feliz.

SaveMe Oh: Are you the playback doll?
Cladestino Milena: ainda nao te mataste? fonix……

SaveMe Oh: Mariza would be very happy  with such an idiot as her Pinocchio doll
Cladestino Milena: Nao entendo o que dizes? Deves estar com o dildo pelo cu acima ainda. Quando estiveres satisfeito diz.
SaveMe Oh: Instead of playing with dolls maybe you could consider to go to school?
Cladestino Milena: Doi-te o que ? Opa, mete vaselina, isso deve ajudar-te.

Cladestino’s group can do the following exiting events for you:

CME

. CME stands for Concerts & Music & Entertainment. We are a Second Life entertainment company, founded in July 17, 2008.

. The main act is a Tribute Band that performs the theatrical and musical acts of diferent Artists.

. The avatars look, make-up, dress up, and act like the original ones. Original music from the Artists with a live feel attitude.

. We aim to bring the audience an experience similar to a real live concert, delivering a professional entertainment service.

The Vanity Of Sim Owners

They think you, as a poor artist, are all day lying in an abandoned sandbox next to a telephone booth that you have prim glued together from your last Lindens in the hope a merciful simwoner will phone you to drag you out of your misery. That trendsetting sim owner who finally will recognize your talent and will give you a platform and an opportunity

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Ring ring, omg, my phone rings; Kate Bergdorf, the alt of Flora Nordenskiold who runs the silly Nordan Art Gallery.

Kate Bergdorf: SaveMe, first let me tell you that I think Serene Footman did well by kicking you out of Furillen. It sounds liked he handled that very well.

I applaud that Serene Footman gave you a platform and an opportunity to show your great immersive art, that is more than any other sim-owner would ever have done. But then he also recognized eventually that the art itself has very little to do with your provocative and destructive behaviour. As I predicted his banning you from Furillen would fuel your quite theatrical thinking process and there would be for sure more drama to come. Reason enough to stay away from you but…………how shall I start………I am desperate. The latest prim glue from Igor Ballyhoo hardly attracted any visitor, and I had to sit with that hairy guy all the time in my sim, knowing he belongs to you but…..please forgive me, how can I start? Eh….I am looking for someone…..

SaveMe Oh: Don’t you never again call me someone….

Kate Bergdorf: Sorry SaveMe, I am looking for you, SaveMe, to show an installation at Berg by Nordan Art for July, August and September 2016, 2000 prims…..no sorry 20.000 prims…..200.000? All the prims you want.

SaveMe Oh: Only a lousy 3 months during summer? When everybody is in holidays?

Kate Bergdorf: A permanent exhibition, SaveMe, forever, till the end of Secondlife? Please?

SaveMe Oh: Do I look like an artwhore like my sister Bryn to you?

Kate Bergdorf: Please SaveMe, I beg you.

SaveMe Oh: Do you have the number of Betty Tureaud? I am sure she will be delighted to fart your sim in all colours of the rainbow.

How Long Would You Like Me To Help You Lick Him?

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SaveMe Oh: Hi, Samual Wetherby, recommended me you. Are you maybe interested in a hot adventure?

Brea Brianna: Sure, what you got in mind ?

SaveMe Oh: What are you into?

Brea Brianna: I like a lot of different things.

SaveMe Oh: I have a kind of horse fetisj, does that mix with your offerings?

Brea Brianna: Maybe you can explain ?

SaveMe Oh: I once saw an act in SL with a huge horse having sex with an avatar, but I dont know how to arrange that. Do you see any possibilties?

Brea Brianna: You wish to watch me have sex with a horse?

SaveMe Oh: Is that possible?

Brea Brianna: Or are you playing a horse

SaveMe Oh: I would like to watch and bring a friend who roleplays a wonderful horse.

Brea Brianna: What are you willing to pay me to do this

SaveMe Oh: What are your prizes? For let’s say 2 hours?

Brea Brianna: 9k for 2hours with 2 people. Im 3500 per hour and 1k for additional parters

SaveMe Oh: Ok, I will talk with my friend and be back in this, ty for the moment

 

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SaveMe Oh: Hi, Samual Wetherby, recommended me you. Are you maybe interested in a hot adventure?

Mahogany Soulstar: Oh my.. what type of hot adventure?

SaveMe Oh: Eastern has already passed, but my sister Bryn and I have a little rabbit fetisj and we are searching for a trio. Are you into something like that, kind of roleplaying?

Mahogany Soulstar: Not mechanical rabbits are they?  🙂 I’ve barely managed to escape the one in Bryn’s Immersive sims

SaveMe Oh: No, we would like to dress up kind of playboy bunnies kinda style while you are hunting us down.

Mahogany Soulstar: Oh my,, that could be fun

SaveMe Oh: And lock us up.

Mahogany Soulstar: Tries to think if she has any hunter type gear..

SaveMe Oh: And punish us in a kinky way, you know what I mean….

Mahogany Soulstar: mmmm.. I do. I’m definitely interested, but I dont have much time right now. 😦 maybe 30 minutes.

SaveMe Oh: Would you mind if I ask Robert69 Little to film it?

Mahogany Soulstar: I wouldn’t mind.  I’ve never been filmed before, though.

SaveMe Oh: I have to arrange things, what you ask an hour?

Mahogany Soulstar: Its 5000L an hour. I may not have time today, but if you arrange it for tomorrow, I would love to play.

SaveMe Oh: Let me get back on this to you.

 

paris.lichlore

SaveMe Oh: Hi, Samual Wetherby, recommended me you. Are you maybe interested in a hot adventure?

Paris Lichlore: Always enjoy a hot adventure. Whats the hot adventure youd like to take?

SaveMe Oh: I have an old friend who loves to have his ass licked, but he now wants it with more people than only me. He says he is bigger than just for one woman, could you join me to lick him?

Paris Lichlore: And how long would you like me to help you lick him?

SaveMe Oh: He always loves to be licked very long, and as he is already of a certain age it will not be finished in 10 minutes. What you charge an hour?

Paris Lichlore: For voice or for text?

SaveMe Oh: He always want it in text because his wife shouldnt hear.

Paris Lichlore: Understand that … text for 30min is 4000L 1hour text is 8000L

SaveMe Oh: And he wants to be sure you are fresh meat. You didn’t had before an encounter with my friend Solo Mornington? Just to be sure?

Paris Lichlore: I dont know anyone by the name of Solo Mornington

SaveMe Oh: Great, he always want new blood. Will be back to you for an appointment

 

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SaveMe Oh: Hi, Samual Wetherby, recommended me you. Are you maybe interested in a hot adventure?

Hello, you’ve reached my IM. I require a donation into my tip jar for this conversation to continue in IM.

Alegria Vandornan: Smiles, “What sort of service are you looking for?”

SaveMe Oh: Hi, my friend Roxy have some serious mental issues and now it was my idea to make her relax a little with giving her a good time in a trio, as she has some lesbian fantasies.

Alegria Vandornan: I see, so you’re wanting me to be hired for both you and your friend at the same time?

SaveMe Oh: Yes, she has that secret fantasy to be with me in a gothic tower.

Alegria Vandornan: Are you wanting text or voice, and how long of a session?

SaveMe Oh: And maybe you could play the evil witch who catches us and make us pay for being on land we are not allowed. We would like in voice for let’s say one or two hours. Is that an option?

Alegria Vandornan: It depends, when are you looking to book? I am not available for voice on the weekend, plus for you to hire me for the situation you’re talking about, you will both be charged my fee plus a fee of 2k to make it a threesome.

SaveMe Oh: What is your fee?

Alegria Vandornan: Voice is 14k per hour, which would be for each of you, plus the threesome fee.

SaveMe Oh: And would it be possible when my friend Robert69 Little make a movie from this hot encounter?

Alegria Vandornan: No, not unless an additional fee was negotiated. My fees do not include me being filmed or recorded.

SaveMe Oh: What you want for that, money is no problem

Alegria Vandornan: Are you sure? You’re already looking at 32k for a threesome hour on voice.

SaveMe Oh: 320000, right? shall we say 500000? Or do I have a zero too much, Im hopeless with numbers.

Alegria Vandornan: You have a zero too much.

SaveMe Oh: Lol haha, 50000 then?

Alegria Vandornan: That would work, but as I said, I’m not available for voice on the weekends. I can only offer text.

SaveMe Oh: Ok, I contact you soon.