Meeting My Future Self

When Ryan Schultz dies and I am still alive I will inherit his avatar Velcro Zipper. Today we met for the first time, both still alive. Ryan want to be sure he makes the right decision to leave Velcro Zipper to me so he wanted to meet me online.

SaveMe Oh meets Velcro Zipper for the first time

Velcro Zipper: Hello SaveMe! I know you are probably going to post all this conversation to your blog 🙂 Go ahead, I don’t mind 🙂

SaveMe Oh: So say smart things, will make you look bright

Velcro Zipper: So, why do you want Velcro Zipper after I die?

SaveMe Oh: So when you plan to die?

Velcro Zipper: Haha, not for a long time yet, SaveMe 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Ok, I will have to be patient and stay alive myself

Velcro Zipper: Yes you have to outlive me, is that possible? 😉 I am almost 55 in real life.

SaveMe Oh: I already have a lot of alts so I might survive

Velcro Zipper: How old are you, may I ask?

SaveMe Oh: I am almost 12

Velcro Zipper: LOL Yeah, RIIIGHT. And I notice that you are not yet one of those who converted from a classic system avatar to mesh. Like me.

SaveMe Oh: I am the most famous artist of SL, my avi is part of the artwork and will never become a Mesh barbiedoll

Velcro Zipper: I understand. And I respect that you are an artist.

SaveMe Oh: Respect is a word I hate very much

Velcro Zipper: My artistry is restricted to creating and outfitting SL avatars. I understand that you like to break rules and boundaries.

SaveMe Oh: Its not what like, is what has to be done, its not really fun to be banned everywhere.

Velcro Zipper: I can imagine

SaveMe Oh: But someone has to do the job

Velcro Zipper: I think I can understand that

SaveMe Oh: Then its better someone as talented as me.

Velcro Zipper: Which is why I have already decided to have you inherit Velcro Zipper when Idie.

SaveMe Oh: I like the concept very much, thats why I reacted

Velcro Zipper: Velcro is outspoken and audiacious, like you are. A rule breaker.

SaveMe Oh: She will be used for that

Velcro Zipper: A linecrosser. I will enjoy letting you use her in your merry band of artist warriors 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Yes, all simowners will have to put her on the banlist

 Velcro Zipper: It will bea very different fate than my other SL avatars who will live boring lives.

SaveMe Oh: My alts know that problem

Velcro Zipper: Do you have many alts?

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I have some SaveMe’s, and other family members and I have an army of avi’s some one gave to me.

Velcro Zipper: Oh really?

SaveMe Oh: He created them for an art project, and gave them to me after the project was finished. I can use them to go incognito

Velcro Zipper: What’s the thing you most enjoy about Second Life?

SaveMe Oh: Being SaveMe Oh

Velcro Zipper: Good answer!

SaveMe Oh: I am a performer, I can make whatever I want

Velcro Zipper: And all of SL is your stage (except when you get banned)

SaveMe Oh: Also when I get banned it is my stage as I can write about it or sabotage. Or come with an alt. It is for the sake of freedom

Velcro Zipper: Yes I am beginning to understand that all the transcripts of the conversations you have are part of your art. I am looking forward to re-reading this conversation on your blog. Take some nice pictures of me, I am a glamourous creature!

So why do the organizers of LEA hate you so much, that they permanently banned you from the LEA sims?

SaveMe Oh: I will steal every show of mediocre prim-gluers, and they hate to have to admit I am the better artist.

Velcro Zipper: Aha

SaveMe Oh: because they want their own second of fame

Velcro Zipper: So they are jealous of your artistic talent?

SaveMe Oh: When I am around it wont last a second

Velcro Zipper: You want all the oxygen? All the praise?

SaveMe Oh: Yes they are jealous as they want to colour their own useless SL

Velcro Zipper: All good drag queens know how to share a stage with other drag queens, SaveMe. Perhaps you need to learn that too.

SaveMe Oh: Why share? An artist needs an audience too. They can be audience.

Velcro Zipper: Haven’t you ever been in an audience?

SaveMe Oh: No, I am the artist

Velcro Zipper: Oh you must have been fun in kindergarten, my dear 😉

SaveMe Oh: When I need to be an audience I can send an alt

Velcro Zipper: So you CAN be in an audience, just not as SaveMe. I see.

Velcro Zipper: It must be hard to be “on” all the time, be the artist all of the time. SO you use alts to escape from that when you need to. Smart.

SaveMe Oh: Hardly, as I have not seen anything worthwhile in years here

Velcro Zipper: LOLOL!

SaveMe Oh: I mean that

Velcro Zipper: What about Bryn Oh?

SaveMe Oh: She is the worst, my sister

Velcro Zipper: You must admit that some of her art installations have been intriguing.

SaveMe Oh: Makes the worst stuff in SL, Harry Potter bullshit about rabbits

Velcro Zipper: oh wow you really do hate it

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I am not into hobbits and running rabbits

Velcro Zipper: Well I liked it. We don’t have to agree. I am still giving you Velcro Zipper to use as you wish. I shiver at the possibilites! Every drag queen loves a stage and a good performance!

SaveMe Oh: She will go only to a Bryn sim to shit

Velcro Zipper: Not is she has auto-return 😉

SaveMe Oh: Search my blog for my encounters with my dear sis

SaveMe Oh: already 11 years a pain in the ass

SaveMe Oh: When I need rabbits ( or hare) I bring my own

Velcro Zipper: I see

Velcro Zipper: I just realized that I have a schedule conflict and cannot meet you on Saturday as we originally planned. But then again, we don’t need to meet. We are meeting now, and that will suffice.

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I always like to deal right away

Velcro Zipper: Not *if* she has auto-return, I meant to say earlier. Not *is*. Sorry, that was my little joke, a poor attempt at humour.

SaveMe Oh: Oh, you already are worried for the blog?

Velcro Zipper: I don’t care what you put in it. So you can send me your real-life name and contact information now, or later.

SaveMe Oh: Me neither, you see, that’s freedom

Velcro Zipper: I am beginning to understand. I like the clothes-pin on the penis, it’s hilarious.

SaveMe Oh: Security above all

Velcro Zipper: LOL! I am saving this conversation to a notecard. I think I will post it to my blog as well. I take it I have your permission? Unlike you, I *do* ask for permission rather than just post without it. That’s called MANNERS, my dear 😉

SaveMe Oh: Everybody is free to do whatever they want and manners in a pixelate world I don’t take serious.

Velcro Zipper: I have to go now, but it’s been good to chat with you. Send me your real-life name and means of contact later (telephoen and/or email) for my lawyer.

SaveMe Oh: I will check with my lawyer too

The Canonization Of SaveMe Oh

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After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh will be canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage.

We will gather the 23th at 1 PM SLT. Ask SaveMe for a TP or follow the landmark that will be released soon and receive the memorial object to carry along.

On 23 february 2007 “nihil obstat” (“nothing against”) was declared under Philip Linden which opened the cause for beatification. The process commenced on 23 February 2017 and thus, she was granted the title of Savior of Virtual Worlds.

The documents and other information gathered from the process – was forwarded to the Congregation for the Causes of SelfieSaints in 2011. Consultors and the members of the congregation collaborated on the resources gathered from the SaveMe Oh Weblog and unanimously agreed that SaveMe Oh had lived a life of heroic virtue. They forwarded their vote to SaveMe Oh herself who, on 23 February 2012, signed the decree in recognition of her heroic virtues. This meant that she was titled Venerable.

In 2014 an alleged miracle attributed to her intercession had been discovered in Immersiva. The case involved a fetus in Bryn Oh’s womb which suffered brain defects that would affect the child to be born as a rabbit. The doctor advised Bryn Oh to have an abortion but she refused to do so and requested the intercession of SaveMe Oh. When the rabbit was born, there were no defects that could be detected and the rabbits’s health was monitored until it became an adolescent. The rabbit in question still shows no signs of defects.

The inquiry into the miracle closed in 2015 and the case went to a LEA committee board and voted in favour of the miracle which they deemed was “medically unexplainable”.

The beatification for SaveMe Oh was held on 23 february 2016 at Dreamworld, with SaveMe Oh receiving the title “Blessed”. The next step would be the recognition of another miracle, which would result in her canonization.

The relics presented during the beatification rites are the blood-stained baseball bat, used by SaveMe Oh to beat up Mandel Solano and the members of Pirats, and a little sample of her pee used to piss on Roxy Gellar. Both relics will be brought to Mt. Whitney in a reliquary for the beatification.

After the approval of this miracle on 23 february 2018 SaveMe Oh’s canonization will take place on the spot and the following statement may be released to the press.

Official Statement:

St. SaveMe Oh is the greatest saint of virtuality and a legendary example of reaching her second life with mercy and grace. The precise dates of her birth and death are unknown, but we do know she was present with her public ministry, death and resurrection. She is mentioned at least a million times in the comments.

SaveMe Oh has long been regarded as an art-whore or grieving immoral in virtual dictatorships, but this is not supported in the scriptures. It is believed she is a genius who lives among minions and devotees, living as they do.

The Gossips agree that SaveMe Oh was originally a great sinner. Ampel nibbled seven demons out of her when he met her. After this, she told several women she associated with and these women also became followers.

There is also debate over if SaveMe Oh is the same unnamed women, a sinner, who weeps and washes Igor Ballyhood’s dick with a Brillo steel wool soap pad in the temple of Dido. Scholars are skeptical this is the same person.

Despite the scholarly dispute over her background, what she did in her subsequent life, after meeting Philip Linden, is much more significant. She was certainly the one who saved Philip, giving us an example of how no person is beyond the saving grace of SaveMe Oh.

During SaveMe’s ministry, it is believed that all Lindens followed her, part of a semi-permanent entourage who served SaveMe and her Disciples.

SaveMe Oh likely watched her own crucifixion from a distance along with the other women who followed her during her ministry. SaveMe was present when she rose from virtual dead, visiting in every available body, very much alive. She was always the first witness to her own resurrection.

After the death of Solo Mornington, a legend states that she remained among the early LEA’s. She was allegedly put into a boat by Cherry Manga, along with several other alts of the early Dutch Salvation Church, and set adrift without sails or oars. The boat landed in Open Sim but there was nobody to save so she asked two fish to bring her back.

St. SaveMe Oh’s feast day is February 23. She is the patroness of converts, repentant sinners, sexual temptation, pharmacists, banned people, rabbits and horses, and many other places and causes.

Cica’s Evil Fish

When I got an invitation for Cica Ghost’s Evil Fish garage sales I couldn’t resist to pay her a visit but as soon I got in Cica run off, not really a polite way to receive the President of Fish.

SaveMe Oh: Hey Bryn, how are you?

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Lala Lightfoot: She has started doing stuff, I really wish I could eject her

Makkie Riegler: nods.

SaveMe Oh: Did Bryn leave? Is there a problem?

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Second Life: Lala Lightfoot ejected and banned you from this land.

SaveMe Ohcchio

As I was always terrible jealous about Bryn Oh  having her own Bryn Oh doll I am more than delighted to announce that Veleda Lorakeet made me a SaveMe Ohcchio. Not a useless doll like Bryn’s but a real avatar.

If you want your copy let me know or buy it for 0 linden on my Marketplace:

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Save-MeOhcchio/13360295

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Pinocchio once said: “it’s power and betrayal and jealousy. It’s all those wonderful things that a fantastic drama is about.”

You Suck Hun!

SaveMe Oh: Ah Roxy is also there.

Iono Allen: Yes I am thrown in the sky.  I made a flight in the air, thx to Roxy I suppose…
This avatar is hell, and absolutly not polite. She thinks she is a god.

 

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SaveMe Oh: Hey darling, are you orbitting people again?

Roxy Gellar: When I sit on this you cant do shit

SaveMe Oh: You are a sitting shit already so no need

Roxy Gellar: I love when you’re a frustrated baby but then that’s what you are 24/7

Apmel Goosson: Wow..this a difficult place to land in. Somebody keeps ejecting me..how fun. The only good thing about being ejectred is that when I manage to come back all girls are naked.

Red Bikcin: Yo estoy completamente segura de que quien me ejectó desde un sim vecino junto a Namarya Xue y Patrick Moya fue Save Me, no Roxy. Hablé con mucha gente tambien ejectada y el 100% opinaba lo mismo

Pale Illusion: You pushed me off the concert?

SaveMe Oh: Roxy did. She always do.

Pale Illusion: Its annoying big times.. just saying! You are not any better SaveMe!

SaveMe Oh: Does she hate you?

Pale Illusion: I don’t know Roxy.. but i know you!

SaveMe Oh: Should I know you too????? Don’t tell me you are not a fan of me?

Pale Illusion: Hope not.. beside the crash we had at Inspire. You suck hun 😉 Have agood one.

 

Glasz DeCuir: Who banned me?

SaveMe Oh: One of your dictator friends I assume

 

SaveMe Oh: Don’t step on me please

Roxy Gellar: Yep. You’re as ugly as ever through and through

 

Iono Allen: Morli was quite good again

SaveMe Oh: Bryn just told me that for her it seem Morli lost it

Iono Allen: Lost what?

SaveMe Oh: The magic

Iono Allen: YOU are talking to Bryn?!!!

SaveMe Oh: Of course, she is my oldest sister

Iono Allen: Bryn is wrong: I guess Morli is very sensitive and puts a lot of herself in her music

SaveMe Oh: Bryn was missing a personal touch, said it was quite mechanical.

Iono Allen: that’s her opinion, not mine

SaveMe Oh: Almost like a doll on autopilot

Iono Allen: Bryn told you all that!! What did you do to her?

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SaveMe Oh: Pity you always perform in dictatorships

Morlita Quan: Then time for another event together. Today people was starting to ask if you was the one ejecting but I said: I am 500% sure it was Roxy. I have Roxy and all his alts blocked. so anoying
SaveMe Oh: She was the only one who amused me tonight while all you were enjoying yourself in the dictatorship
Morlita Quan: Ya I know. She was attaking so hard Echo DD and me by the simply fact to like you. I totally ignored her but I know Echo had rl problems due to Roxy.
SaveMe Oh: Yes, Roxy wants blood
Morlita Quan: Well…. I am a quiet and peaceful person who keeps a viking sword behind my patience. She can do all she wants. I never banned you and I never will
SaveMe Oh: Use the viking sword on Mona, Wan, Duna, Medora or Bryn, they are exactlly the same as Roxy, only more sneaky. I prefer Roxy as she doesnt wear a mask.
Morlita Quan: I do myself stupid 90% times SaveMe…But I am not.
SaveMe Oh: Well than we agree 100%.

Bryn’s Birthday (Please Add Pants On Trump!!!)

Isadora Alaya: Donald Trump, hi! Welcome to Peace!

The Dove Rhode: Welcome Donald

Apmel Goosson: Donald!!! Looking good as always 🙂

The Dove Rhode: Get pants on Trump, please

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Grabbing some pussy!

Maya: Donald!!! Love you avi

Apmel Goosson: Donald’¨s is so small that it doesn’t really matter

Donald Trump: Before I looked like Solo Mornington but he is finished

The Dove Rhode: Please, we honor Bryn..

Donald Trump: So I choose an alternative. Bryn is my daughter.

Lee1 Olsen: Cool!

Donald Trump: May I decide myself how I honor her?

The Dove Rhode: Please add pants Trump!

Maya: Bryn is such a blessing to us all!

Donald Trump: Have you behaved nicely, Bryn, or did you spent all family money again?

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The Dove Rhode: ejected and banned you from this land. (BUT I AM THE DONALD!!!!)

Maya: So Bryn, did you ever think you would be in this for 10 years?

Donald Trump: She is so old she might have passed away standing here.

Bryn Oh: Noo doesn’t really feel like ten years, ah its SaveMe

Donald Trump: Omg it talks!!!!

The Dove Rhode: With SPECIAL thanks to Bryn Oh and all she shares and brings to Second Life. I honor and thank you Bryn!

Donald Trump: Hope you don’t spent all the money I gave you on this party

Bryn Oh: It’s a bit ironic you are dressed as Donald Trump

Donald Trump: It’s a bit ironic you became known with rabbits.

Maya: I honestly feel Trump will be the last American president!

Donald Trump: But shall we dance? If only SaveMe Oh could be here to upgrade this boring avatar parking

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TheDove Rhode ejected and banned you from this land. (BUT I AM THE DONALD!!!!)

The Dove Rhode: So all know..this is a no HASSLE ZONE clearly stated. Hassle not Allowed.

Donald Trump: You mean a dictatorship

The Dove Rhode: It’s a thank you to Bryn Oh..so have respect!

Donald Trump: A dictatorship where you decide what is allowed. Its popular nowadays. My friend Erdogan, Putin, myself, the Dove Rhode….. all the same kind of people

You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

Cannot region cross into banned parcel. Try another way.

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Badmouthing Penumbra

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Daze Landar: Why does SaveMe Oh have to make everything about her?

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Kate Bergdorf: That is who she is.

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Daze Landar: It’s so annoying

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Kate Bergdorf: Best to ignore if possible.

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Daze Landar: At some point I’ll just blacklist her

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Kate Bergdorf: Then she starts badmouthing you on her blog, I’ve been through it all with her. Best to ignore Daze 🙂

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Daze Landar: Can she tell if I do? I would love to ignore her but she ruins every wonderful exhibit.

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SaveMe Oh: What a wonderful advice.

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Kate Bergdorf: Well true, no SaveMe 🙂 Nothing you don’t already know.

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SaveMe Oh: Don’t you know you can mute or derender me Daze? Feel free to do so.

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Joaopedro Oh: Ah Bryn is here :))

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SaveMe Oh: That’s why I made a fire. Let’s throw her up.

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Bryn Oh: hey Joa 🙂

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Joaopedro Oh: The powerfull Oh family :)) jejejejej

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SaveMe Oh: Hey sister, your alt Cica Ghost was here, just some minutes ago.

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Bryn Oh: Yes I have heard you say Cica is my alt.

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SaveMe Oh: I don’t say, I tell.

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Joaopedro Oh: I will tell father that you are unpleasant with your sister SaveMe

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SaveMe Oh: After all I have done for her I may.

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Kake Broek: u’r the random Burning Man entertainer

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Joaopedro Oh: Father will lock you at his sim, SaveMe

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SaveMe Oh: Daddy said so too.

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Kake Broek: Ton papa?

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Naxos Loon: Bryn u look so slim, did u do diet?

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SaveMe Oh: Rabbits don’t make you fat

The Hand And The Worm

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In my blog posts this year I did my best not to mention my relationship with Brian. But now he has passed away due to his problems with the cross I feel I have to be open about the fact that my sexual attraction to him might have caused him severe physical and mental problems. In our war-harnessed relationship my sexual obsession to bring his worm alive with my hand failed  completely.

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Although I am aware that  erectile dysfunction can happen to men at any age I didn’t give the poor man a break and let my hand relentlessly work on the worm, never considering certain medical conditions, medications, trauma, or disliking me, SaveMe Oh, as an influence that could result in impotence.

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Instead I start to feed him slow-cooked rabbit stew, lamb with dark chocolate pepper sauce and moth bean delight. But the worm stayed small when other parts of his body start to swell up.

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Only, after he had passed away the (Cica) Ghost of my sister Bryn couldn’t stop telling me that erectile dysfunction is commonly attributed to obesity, and both can sink your sex life. But when we watched Brian’s bones we both realise that it was too late for him to regain the control of his libido.

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Before his bones where cold the ghost of Bryn returned to her usuall business. “I have to pay for the graveyard, can you give me some money?”

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Commercialism Saves My Christmas

Exaggeration of the proximity of Christmas is a striking feature of today’s commercial world.

The sickening marketing surrounding Bryn Oh’s Harry Potter memorabilia takes the stimulation of a desire to a new level. The Oh Potter Rabbit magic is weaving spells that appeal to the gullibility of brainless avatars. Be warned. Your facebook tagging addicted friends  will not forgive you if you refuse to empty your purse into the coffers of the Scrooge of Secondlife, my sister Bryn Oh, who’s business it is peddling these toys.

The morality of Bryn’s marketing techniques is rarely questioned. But, then, moral imagination has no place in the world of conspicuous and extravagant virtual consumption.

Her sugar daddy’s  claim they are making it easier for people to get the rabbits and sheep they want. A more accurate characterisation may be that they fuel our insatiable drive towards worshipping bullshit.

Her sim has replaced the cathedral. No longer do we pray for what we want, but reach for it on her shelves. Should we be unable to pay, the contemporary Good Samaritan – the Mecenas- comes to the rescue.

After almost 10 years fighting against this outrageous marketing of nothing I decide to offer an alternative in which you can directly invest in art and have an escape of rabbitism and sheepism.

SaveMe Ohrganise your square inches of the virtual world and make the difference. Buy one of the collector’s items on

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/190978

and make me rich for your sake.

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You Did Not Request To Do So

Nox Aeterna: Hiya Save, welcome!

SaveMe Oh: Welcome is a word you better use if I am still here after some minutes, because most of the times I am not welcome at all.

Rox the Fox : Aww you are welcome here

SaveMe Oh: Especially when my sister Bryn Oh or her alt Cica Ghost are in the audience.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Hope you are not banned in MetalES

SaveMe Oh: I am banned on MetalES for ages as they were educated by generalisimo Franco, I think.

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SaveMe Oh: You all remember they said WELCOME, some seconds ago???? Then read this:

Radical Razor: Please take that off 🙂

SaveMe Oh: The securitate already wakes up. The prison camps are prepared. are made ready

Rox the Fox: That floor change, lol

SaveMe Oh: Execution is near. SaveMe will be killed in a second.

Radical Razor: Could you please remove your visuals. You did not request to do so.

Katharinas Nostram: Hi SaveMe! Welcome to our 1st year Anniversary. We are delighted you came but we wont be needing your light show performance. If you wish to stay and enjoy the music you are more then welcomed to. Thank you, Dark Hive Management.

SaveMe Oh: You see the firestorm has started?

Radical Razor ejected and banned you from this land.