For The Well Informed Nutters

QUEEN OF DRAMA WITHOUT BLAH BLAH

By Yoon Yoon

Regular visitors of Theda’s work will know her love for dramatic work. Haunted and tortured sculptures with often black, red and white colours in a dark environment is why one could call Theda the SL Queen of Drama. And yes, that’s something else than being a dramaqueen to be clear! In fact Theda is not that at all and just a lalala girl with lalala language. No idea what that is? Then you have never visited her work lately or seen her around at music venues. But ok, it is true only a few well informed nutters know this language and I am privileged to be one of them. You can become one too if you feel attracted to nice people without blah blah and only lala. Enough blah blah in the world already anyway, also in Second Life 🙂

When Cherry Manga Was Eating Popcorn Reading This

SaveMe Oh and Mandel Solano in happier times.

Mandel Solano: What has SaveMe Oh to do with this?

Chris Craft: The day LEA announced it was closing SaveMe Oh blogged that it was because she shut it down that is was her that destroyed it. SaveMe Oh is just another malignant narcissist.

Mandel Solano: Yes she is a scam and a falsifier of truth

Chris Craft: But thanks for the link I had no idea about how the LEA committee was organized if it needed more committee members I am sure it could have just asked the over 4500 member for volunteers I am sure they would have gotten hundreds of applications

Blackbox Blindside: Yes, its strange they never shared their sorrows with the group members.

Mandel Solano: And you Blackbox are a Trojan horse for SaveMe Oh

Chris Craft: Thinks it would have been nice for the Committee to publish the minutes of their meetings so we would have been aware of any problems I am sure the members would have offered any help needed

Blackbox Blindside: They have ruled in secret and they let LEA die in secret

Mandel Solano: Mostly bullies like SaveMe Oh, wins over the bullied, she uses her dumb followers, it’s hard to stand up against. And now SaveMe Oh is in that Save LEA group, together with her dumb followers. How could that ever be something to rely on? It’s like put the wolf in charge of the sheep

Blackbox Blindside: At least she always produces exiting art, with or without LEA

Mandel Solano: No she does not

Chris Craft: Mandel SaveMe Oh has absolutely no power in LEA 2.0 and did not create the group even if SaveMe Oh did join some how it will not matter.

Mandel Solano: I have never seen something exiting from SaveMe Oh. People who like the art of SaveMe Oh, that is. Bullying others in SL when they try to make art. She especially like to bully women

Blackbox Blindside: I only saw her doing very exiting performances that I saw nowhere else

Mandel Solano: And when someone try to talk with her, to stop what she is doing. She attack that person too.

Blackbox Blindside: Its a shame a corrupt LEA committee bans these kind of people for years.

Mandel Solano: You have not seen much Blackbox, do you even have 2 eyes?

Blackbox Blindside: They should welcome all artists, no matter if they like it or not. Taste is not something is needed for a committee

Chris Craft: Lets not turn this into personal attacks on each other. We must concentrate on saving LEA time is running very short

Mandel Solano: Why should they invite someone who destroy for others, when they trying to make their art in SL

Blackbox Blindside: Don’t we have to invite everybody?

Mandel Solano: Why is bullying an art, for some people but not for everyone? It’s against TOS.

JaJanna: I am a bit confused about this group, I joined a while ago and all i hear is about SaveMe Oh.

Blackbox Blindside: She must be great

Mandel Solano: I wonder why SaveMe Oh is still in SL

Blackbox Blindside: Maybe because her work is appreciated? Or because she is an amazing artist with the good drive?

Mandel Solano: I think people are afraid of saying anything as they end up at SaveMe Oh’s blog.

Cherry Manga: Eating popcorn reading this.

Jo Williams: Screaming for free, while spending like crazy – artists have faith in themselves- invest in themselves. . – a great motivator !

Mandel Solano: my experience is that many creators have not much faith in them selves, they have to fight their own fear, they should be protected from people, who like to create fear. It’s why at last Saveme Oh have been banned from LEA. But there are some people who do not accept that.

Jo Williams: free speech and opinion – there’s always a mute button. . choice – artists focus on creation, regardless ^:^

Who Own Me?

Does Linden Lab own me or does Cherry Manga own me. In 2007 I was thinking I was creating myself and after this marvellous achievement “my” image was copied and used a 1000 times as one of the most iconic trademarks of Secondlife. Other avatars desperately try to copy my success and when they obviously failed I tried to save them by sharing a piece of the cake with them. I allowed them to make machinima’s about me or advertise their so called event with my image.

When poor Cherry Manga got into a huge identity crisis and fled to Open Sim to become a belly button investigator I decide to help her out and let her make a mesh doll after my famous image. The result of that collaboration is to see in many of my artworks, for example in my last rezday performance ALL OF ME were I animated 100 of clones of myself.

This week I glued a doll on a piece of meat I stole from the internet and called the piece SaveMeat Oh and put it for sale on marketplace.

Not a day later Cherry Manga called me:

Cherry Manga: If the doll is mine than please don’t sell it.

SaveMe Oh: A SaveMe Oh doll is never yours, I created it. BTW do you have the file of the doll?

Cherry Manga: I’m not kidding.

SaveMe Oh: Me neither, I created SaveMe Oh in 2007, it was very nice you helped me out with the mesh doll in 2017, btw, some hair would have been nice.

Cherry Manga: Ok make money with full perm freebies I gave. With no sell condition. Bravo. You’re such a good and trustable person.

SaveMe Oh: The SaveMe Oh doll was not a freebie, you gave it to me. Although I gave it away to all visitors of my rezday performance 2 years ago.

Now I used it for a new artwork, you think Marcel Duchamp paid the creator of the urinoir?

When I send my doll to a 3D printer, who do I have to pay? Linden Lab, the owner of the printer, Cherry Manga for making a mesh copy or myself being the celebrated artist? And what with all the clones who pretend to be me?

Anyway, poor Cherry can use some Linden for some sherry so she will receive 25% on every sale. Make her rich! Just how I saved my sister Bryn Oh once by selling my paintings to give her some money to breed rabbits.

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/SaveMeat-Oh/17005016

My father Cupido Oh is also selling my shit, if you insist.

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/218144

Or Marry Glasz And Start A Family

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Iono Allen: So Glasz told me you didn’t want to join the group she made

SaveMe Oh: Of course not

Iono Allen: She counted on you. Odd that Glasz did count on you so much!

SaveMe Oh: Thats dumb of her

Iono Allen: And honestly me too. Okay that’s dumb of me 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Why I should join her silly groups?

Iono Allen: So what? To try to see what happens

SaveMe Oh: I have not the slightest interest to see that. I never go to hobby fairs

Iono Allen: Thought she had talked to you about that and that you were rather ok to come

SaveMe Oh: That she talks doesnt mean I listen

Iono Allen: So you don’t even try?!!

SaveMe Oh: When she want to promote my work its fine, when she want to promote every idiot in SL its her choice.

Iono Allen: Not every idiot in this case.

SaveMe Oh: Maybe she can ask Marmaduke

Iono Allen: Okay at least one. Hmmm… pity

SaveMe Oh: Her list of idiots is long, why I want to be part of that? The new LEA????

Iono Allen: Nahhh… you know it has nothing to do. I hoped it was a way to try to work a bit together

SaveMe Oh: That kind of working together is glued on a virtual seat wasting time

Iono Allen: Maybe you’re right

SaveMe Oh: Not maybe, I am right

Iono Allen: You have more experience than me in RL on this kind of things maybe. I thought about that. Tutsy had the same feeling. Cherry too. But well, I said let’s try.

SaveMe Oh: Curators and wannebees are plenty, artists only me!

Iono Allen: I may be too kind and can’t say no to a woman 🙂

SaveMe Oh: So they better all stop the bullshit and work all together to promote SaveMe Oh.

Iono Allen: You and some rare others too 🙂 Ok, now I say what project I will present tomorrow at the meeting! The SMO project!! lol SMO promotion!

SaveMe Oh: What else?

Iono Allen: That’s cool lol in SL

Iono Allen: inspired by adv, now?!! lol

SaveMe Oh: Problem is that I always have to be inspired for all. So go do your work all and promote SaveMe Oh.

Iono Allen: Hmm maybe, I can’t know.

SaveMe Oh: Or marry Glasz and start a family.

The Canonization Of SaveMe Oh

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After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh will be canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage.

We will gather the 23th at 1 PM SLT. Ask SaveMe for a TP or follow the landmark that will be released soon and receive the memorial object to carry along.

On 23 february 2007 “nihil obstat” (“nothing against”) was declared under Philip Linden which opened the cause for beatification. The process commenced on 23 February 2017 and thus, she was granted the title of Savior of Virtual Worlds.

The documents and other information gathered from the process – was forwarded to the Congregation for the Causes of SelfieSaints in 2011. Consultors and the members of the congregation collaborated on the resources gathered from the SaveMe Oh Weblog and unanimously agreed that SaveMe Oh had lived a life of heroic virtue. They forwarded their vote to SaveMe Oh herself who, on 23 February 2012, signed the decree in recognition of her heroic virtues. This meant that she was titled Venerable.

In 2014 an alleged miracle attributed to her intercession had been discovered in Immersiva. The case involved a fetus in Bryn Oh’s womb which suffered brain defects that would affect the child to be born as a rabbit. The doctor advised Bryn Oh to have an abortion but she refused to do so and requested the intercession of SaveMe Oh. When the rabbit was born, there were no defects that could be detected and the rabbits’s health was monitored until it became an adolescent. The rabbit in question still shows no signs of defects.

The inquiry into the miracle closed in 2015 and the case went to a LEA committee board and voted in favour of the miracle which they deemed was “medically unexplainable”.

The beatification for SaveMe Oh was held on 23 february 2016 at Dreamworld, with SaveMe Oh receiving the title “Blessed”. The next step would be the recognition of another miracle, which would result in her canonization.

The relics presented during the beatification rites are the blood-stained baseball bat, used by SaveMe Oh to beat up Mandel Solano and the members of Pirats, and a little sample of her pee used to piss on Roxy Gellar. Both relics will be brought to Mt. Whitney in a reliquary for the beatification.

After the approval of this miracle on 23 february 2018 SaveMe Oh’s canonization will take place on the spot and the following statement may be released to the press.

Official Statement:

St. SaveMe Oh is the greatest saint of virtuality and a legendary example of reaching her second life with mercy and grace. The precise dates of her birth and death are unknown, but we do know she was present with her public ministry, death and resurrection. She is mentioned at least a million times in the comments.

SaveMe Oh has long been regarded as an art-whore or grieving immoral in virtual dictatorships, but this is not supported in the scriptures. It is believed she is a genius who lives among minions and devotees, living as they do.

The Gossips agree that SaveMe Oh was originally a great sinner. Ampel nibbled seven demons out of her when he met her. After this, she told several women she associated with and these women also became followers.

There is also debate over if SaveMe Oh is the same unnamed women, a sinner, who weeps and washes Igor Ballyhood’s dick with a Brillo steel wool soap pad in the temple of Dido. Scholars are skeptical this is the same person.

Despite the scholarly dispute over her background, what she did in her subsequent life, after meeting Philip Linden, is much more significant. She was certainly the one who saved Philip, giving us an example of how no person is beyond the saving grace of SaveMe Oh.

During SaveMe’s ministry, it is believed that all Lindens followed her, part of a semi-permanent entourage who served SaveMe and her Disciples.

SaveMe Oh likely watched her own crucifixion from a distance along with the other women who followed her during her ministry. SaveMe was present when she rose from virtual dead, visiting in every available body, very much alive. She was always the first witness to her own resurrection.

After the death of Solo Mornington, a legend states that she remained among the early LEA’s. She was allegedly put into a boat by Cherry Manga, along with several other alts of the early Dutch Salvation Church, and set adrift without sails or oars. The boat landed in Open Sim but there was nobody to save so she asked two fish to bring her back.

St. SaveMe Oh’s feast day is February 23. She is the patroness of converts, repentant sinners, sexual temptation, pharmacists, banned people, rabbits and horses, and many other places and causes.

Divide And Rule

After a period in which she disappeared from the event organising Roxy Gellar found it necessary to make a comeback in the spotlights. Only what to do with SaveMe Oh who became an absolute megastar during her absence? She decided to a Machiavellian master plan. She would allow SaveMe Oh to enter to perform with DD, Morlita or Echo Starship and kick her out when it’s time for Ultralight Alter and others who still didn’t see the light. A bright example of the Machiavellian way of dictatorship; divide and rule.

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Friends I brought along to make it an international exchange of creative minds like Cherry Manga also had to suffer. Everybody who might have the slightest sympathy for SaveMe Oh had to fear immediate expulsion.

That the sim acted weird after the banning of SaveMe Oh and Cherry Manga was not the hand of Cheesus, but of course Roxy put the blame completely to SaveMe Oh.

“SaveMe Oh is grieving Ush Underwood from behind her ban lines” Roxy screamed, forgetting that Ush is SaveMe’s neighbour for maybe more than 5 years and their exchange of cups of sugar is almost legendary.

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Roxy is by far one of the sickest persons in SL and that’s why she is my number one patient for salvation. My apologies to everyone for not be able to cure her yet, but I will keep on trying the best I can.

In the mean time she is still not feeling well as can be read in her facebook rants:

Roxy Gellar: I’m cancelling Morlita Quan and Echo Starship if they can’t prevent SaveMe and her griefers from destroying things. As of now, without any guarantees. The event is cancelled. I have fucking bent over backwards trying to do what would make you people happy. Have your event at Echo’s and Fuck You!

Yesterday SaveMe Oh, Glasz, and Cherry Manga… with perhaps with some others griefed Wizards Retreat. Before closing the doors to my various stages in January of 2016, I was able to keep SaveMe at bay. But there were too many of them and so the sim apparently crashed along with a performance by Ultraviolet being disrupted 30 minutes into the set.

DeceptionsDigital, Echo Starship, and Morlita Quan among others have been not just turning a blind eye. It some instances they have been argumentatively supportive of the abuse SaveMe heaps on people. All this after what I thought were long standing friendships, more importantly significant tips, fees, and many hours in support of these virtual “rock stars.”

I will give someone dozens of chances. I want to believe that deep down everyone is basically good. That isn’t true. And this is a lesson I have to learn time and again until I have no other conclusion than to sever all ties and contact. DeceptionsDigital, Echo Starship, Morlita Quan, and their relatively small group of hangs on are now dead to me.

To be honest, as a whole these individuals named above aren’t different in any significant quality from the clients of a recover program where I provided support to Homeless people. Quite the same behaviors and characteristics as homeless duo-diagnosed addicts and alcoholics with sever mental and emotional disorders I provided counseling to in San Francisco. Nearly identical dynamics as people temporarily living in the residential program where I was employed.

Roxy’s diagnosis about SaveMe Oh: Clearly indications of a wide range of personality disorders along with your emotional troubles, mental impairment as well though high functioning. I think it’s safe to assume that without channeling your illness(s) into virtual reality, that you would be a danger to yourself and other people. In fact, you might still be a risk to the community.

Ask your doctor to explore medication options as well as enrollment in a CBT group. You might actually be capable of improving, but in all honesty, you aren’t really capable of improvement. If you were a client, it would be my responsibility to provide optimism. But you’re not, so you get Truth.

We Don’t Need A SaveMe Oh

Cherry Manga: We don’t need a SaveMe Oh, we have our Day Care Services for Older People on OpenGrid with wearable tech diapers.

Isolde Caron: yes we dooo

Kikas Babenco: hahaha!

Cherry Manga: Would SaveMe Oh provide stimulating activities, entertainment and companionship to people who are may otherwise be house-bound or socially isolated?

Ampel Goosson: Why you mention SaveMe Oh all the time?

Isolde Caron: Would SaveMe Oh teach members new skills and provide new experiences?

Kandinsky Beaumont: Obviously SaveMe Oh is needed. When she is not present in person people have to talk about her.

Kikas Babenco: Would SaveMe Oh aim to improve the overall independence and wellbeing of members?

Cherry Manga: Would SaveMe Oh provide a therapeutic environment in which to recuperate and recover?

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SaveMe Oh, nossa senhora de copulação

Dear Friends,

When you choose to lock yourself up in your OpenGrid Day Care Service for Older People to work on easy crafts for seniors that allow you with limited dexterity, low vision and other physical or mental limitations to enjoy the creativity and feeling of accomplishment that crafting provides, don’t let me hold you back.

I might know better than anyone else that the importance of arts and crafts activities for senior citizens extends far beyond the creation of a glued together prim object.

For seniors living in nursing homes, assisted living facilities or who are members of senior citizen centers, glueing prims brings people together. It helps them to have a sense of belonging and develop friendships.

Many seniors that live alone find making rotating pulsating prims an enjoyable way to pass the time.

Prim glueing helps to keep the mind sharp and stimulated.

Working with computers and keyboards involve using the hands, it helps to exercise the senior’s fingers and hands and knowing your genuine state of minds I am sure it reduces your depressions

On the other hand if you still feel the urge to cross the bridge to art I am afraid you do need SaveMe Oh, for the simple reason someone has to add content, reason and genius to you primglued works. I might not have to tell you that without my added drama all your crafted works end up on an endless pile of shit that only will be useful to terraform into new empty sims for the ones in need or to bury the dead ones.

So continue mentioning me so I know you all are doing well. The moment you stop mentioning me you will be dead or in need of me. In that case I will come to save you. Until then I will allow you to copy me as much as you want as I am busy in the real world.

LEA’s Microwave

If you also have some leftover’s that are almost growing funghi, send it over to LEA as they are pleased to warm up your dead, long forgotten stuff. At least my darling Rose is admitting her two fish are dead now.

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So if you want to do the same documentary again about Igor Ballyhoo scissors, the nipples of Rose Borchovski’s Susas, the cactus of Maya Paris or be present at the return of the dearly missed Cherry Manga or Aristide Depression, grab your camera and produce the reproduction of the reproduction of the reproduction. And it will not take long before Eupalinos Ugajin, Jo Ellsmere, Alpha Auer, Mikati Slade and Bryn Oh will also discover some old shit in their fridge that exceeded its expiration date but they love to warm up for you again.

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Hurry up before it is too late……..

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Because The Weather

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Dividni Shostakovich whispers: You’re so bright, and I can’t see myself 😀

SaveMe Oh: You might not be so bright then.

Dividni Shostakovich: Believe me, if I were smart I’d be an artist lol

SaveMe Oh: A lot of people live in that misconception.

Dividni Shostakovich sings to Elton John, “SaveMe you’r a star!”

SaveMe Oh: Elton still has to do that one.

Cherry Manga: Yep would love to have SaveMe’s attachments for the francogrid project, there are colors there, but here i wanted sobriety, for once :D. This is pushing

Dividni Shostakovich: The ghost of SaveMe present

Cherry Manga: It’s the Oh(m) effect

SaveMe Oh: Live from Lisbon.

Dividni Shostakovich: You’re in Lisbon?

SaveMe Oh: Yes

Glasz DeCuir: Is a traveller performer :))

SaveMe Oh: It’s an awful weather, you are lucky.

Dividni Shostakovich: I was there five years ago maybe

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I can still smell.

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71 Virgins Wanted

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To create worldpeace I ask 71 virgins to join me in an atempt to solve war with love.

71 virgins wanted (I volunteer myself as number 72). For the ones who are not real virgins anymore we have a simple 1 prim solution to restore that).

We will meet eachother soon in LEA 23 where I will hand out the signs in a joined effort to achieve worldpeace. Add your name in the comments or send me an IM in secondlife or on facebook.

More information soon.

Virgin number 1: Cat Shilova

Virgin number 2: Cherry Manga

Virgin number 3: Lamoni Carissa

Virgin number 4: Daisy Pentia

Virgin number 5: Jack Vance

Virgin number 6: Jane Wingtips

Virgin number 7: Kandinsky Beaumont

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Virgin number 8: Vivienne Daguerre

Virgin number 9: Fiona Hanfoi

Virgin number 10: Nebulosus Severine

Virgin number 72: SaveMe Oh