Or Marry Glasz And Start A Family

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Iono Allen: So Glasz told me you didn’t want to join the group she made

SaveMe Oh: Of course not

Iono Allen: She counted on you. Odd that Glasz did count on you so much!

SaveMe Oh: Thats dumb of her

Iono Allen: And honestly me too. Okay that’s dumb of me 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Why I should join her silly groups?

Iono Allen: So what? To try to see what happens

SaveMe Oh: I have not the slightest interest to see that. I never go to hobby fairs

Iono Allen: Thought she had talked to you about that and that you were rather ok to come

SaveMe Oh: That she talks doesnt mean I listen

Iono Allen: So you don’t even try?!!

SaveMe Oh: When she want to promote my work its fine, when she want to promote every idiot in SL its her choice.

Iono Allen: Not every idiot in this case.

SaveMe Oh: Maybe she can ask Marmaduke

Iono Allen: Okay at least one. Hmmm… pity

SaveMe Oh: Her list of idiots is long, why I want to be part of that? The new LEA????

Iono Allen: Nahhh… you know it has nothing to do. I hoped it was a way to try to work a bit together

SaveMe Oh: That kind of working together is glued on a virtual seat wasting time

Iono Allen: Maybe you’re right

SaveMe Oh: Not maybe, I am right

Iono Allen: You have more experience than me in RL on this kind of things maybe. I thought about that. Tutsy had the same feeling. Cherry too. But well, I said let’s try.

SaveMe Oh: Curators and wannebees are plenty, artists only me!

Iono Allen: I may be too kind and can’t say no to a woman 🙂

SaveMe Oh: So they better all stop the bullshit and work all together to promote SaveMe Oh.

Iono Allen: You and some rare others too 🙂 Ok, now I say what project I will present tomorrow at the meeting! The SMO project!! lol SMO promotion!

SaveMe Oh: What else?

Iono Allen: That’s cool lol in SL

Iono Allen: inspired by adv, now?!! lol

SaveMe Oh: Problem is that I always have to be inspired for all. So go do your work all and promote SaveMe Oh.

Iono Allen: Hmm maybe, I can’t know.

SaveMe Oh: Or marry Glasz and start a family.

The Canonization Of SaveMe Oh

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After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh will be canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage.

We will gather the 23th at 1 PM SLT. Ask SaveMe for a TP or follow the landmark that will be released soon and receive the memorial object to carry along.

On 23 february 2007 “nihil obstat” (“nothing against”) was declared under Philip Linden which opened the cause for beatification. The process commenced on 23 February 2017 and thus, she was granted the title of Savior of Virtual Worlds.

The documents and other information gathered from the process – was forwarded to the Congregation for the Causes of SelfieSaints in 2011. Consultors and the members of the congregation collaborated on the resources gathered from the SaveMe Oh Weblog and unanimously agreed that SaveMe Oh had lived a life of heroic virtue. They forwarded their vote to SaveMe Oh herself who, on 23 February 2012, signed the decree in recognition of her heroic virtues. This meant that she was titled Venerable.

In 2014 an alleged miracle attributed to her intercession had been discovered in Immersiva. The case involved a fetus in Bryn Oh’s womb which suffered brain defects that would affect the child to be born as a rabbit. The doctor advised Bryn Oh to have an abortion but she refused to do so and requested the intercession of SaveMe Oh. When the rabbit was born, there were no defects that could be detected and the rabbits’s health was monitored until it became an adolescent. The rabbit in question still shows no signs of defects.

The inquiry into the miracle closed in 2015 and the case went to a LEA committee board and voted in favour of the miracle which they deemed was “medically unexplainable”.

The beatification for SaveMe Oh was held on 23 february 2016 at Dreamworld, with SaveMe Oh receiving the title “Blessed”. The next step would be the recognition of another miracle, which would result in her canonization.

The relics presented during the beatification rites are the blood-stained baseball bat, used by SaveMe Oh to beat up Mandel Solano and the members of Pirats, and a little sample of her pee used to piss on Roxy Gellar. Both relics will be brought to Mt. Whitney in a reliquary for the beatification.

After the approval of this miracle on 23 february 2018 SaveMe Oh’s canonization will take place on the spot and the following statement may be released to the press.

Official Statement:

St. SaveMe Oh is the greatest saint of virtuality and a legendary example of reaching her second life with mercy and grace. The precise dates of her birth and death are unknown, but we do know she was present with her public ministry, death and resurrection. She is mentioned at least a million times in the comments.

SaveMe Oh has long been regarded as an art-whore or grieving immoral in virtual dictatorships, but this is not supported in the scriptures. It is believed she is a genius who lives among minions and devotees, living as they do.

The Gossips agree that SaveMe Oh was originally a great sinner. Ampel nibbled seven demons out of her when he met her. After this, she told several women she associated with and these women also became followers.

There is also debate over if SaveMe Oh is the same unnamed women, a sinner, who weeps and washes Igor Ballyhood’s dick with a Brillo steel wool soap pad in the temple of Dido. Scholars are skeptical this is the same person.

Despite the scholarly dispute over her background, what she did in her subsequent life, after meeting Philip Linden, is much more significant. She was certainly the one who saved Philip, giving us an example of how no person is beyond the saving grace of SaveMe Oh.

During SaveMe’s ministry, it is believed that all Lindens followed her, part of a semi-permanent entourage who served SaveMe and her Disciples.

SaveMe Oh likely watched her own crucifixion from a distance along with the other women who followed her during her ministry. SaveMe was present when she rose from virtual dead, visiting in every available body, very much alive. She was always the first witness to her own resurrection.

After the death of Solo Mornington, a legend states that she remained among the early LEA’s. She was allegedly put into a boat by Cherry Manga, along with several other alts of the early Dutch Salvation Church, and set adrift without sails or oars. The boat landed in Open Sim but there was nobody to save so she asked two fish to bring her back.

St. SaveMe Oh’s feast day is February 23. She is the patroness of converts, repentant sinners, sexual temptation, pharmacists, banned people, rabbits and horses, and many other places and causes.

Divide And Rule

After a period in which she disappeared from the event organising Roxy Gellar found it necessary to make a comeback in the spotlights. Only what to do with SaveMe Oh who became an absolute megastar during her absence? She decided to a Machiavellian master plan. She would allow SaveMe Oh to enter to perform with DD, Morlita or Echo Starship and kick her out when it’s time for Ultralight Alter and others who still didn’t see the light. A bright example of the Machiavellian way of dictatorship; divide and rule.

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Friends I brought along to make it an international exchange of creative minds like Cherry Manga also had to suffer. Everybody who might have the slightest sympathy for SaveMe Oh had to fear immediate expulsion.

That the sim acted weird after the banning of SaveMe Oh and Cherry Manga was not the hand of Cheesus, but of course Roxy put the blame completely to SaveMe Oh.

“SaveMe Oh is grieving Ush Underwood from behind her ban lines” Roxy screamed, forgetting that Ush is SaveMe’s neighbour for maybe more than 5 years and their exchange of cups of sugar is almost legendary.

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Roxy is by far one of the sickest persons in SL and that’s why she is my number one patient for salvation. My apologies to everyone for not be able to cure her yet, but I will keep on trying the best I can.

In the mean time she is still not feeling well as can be read in her facebook rants:

Roxy Gellar: I’m cancelling Morlita Quan and Echo Starship if they can’t prevent SaveMe and her griefers from destroying things. As of now, without any guarantees. The event is cancelled. I have fucking bent over backwards trying to do what would make you people happy. Have your event at Echo’s and Fuck You!

Yesterday SaveMe Oh, Glasz, and Cherry Manga… with perhaps with some others griefed Wizards Retreat. Before closing the doors to my various stages in January of 2016, I was able to keep SaveMe at bay. But there were too many of them and so the sim apparently crashed along with a performance by Ultraviolet being disrupted 30 minutes into the set.

DeceptionsDigital, Echo Starship, and Morlita Quan among others have been not just turning a blind eye. It some instances they have been argumentatively supportive of the abuse SaveMe heaps on people. All this after what I thought were long standing friendships, more importantly significant tips, fees, and many hours in support of these virtual “rock stars.”

I will give someone dozens of chances. I want to believe that deep down everyone is basically good. That isn’t true. And this is a lesson I have to learn time and again until I have no other conclusion than to sever all ties and contact. DeceptionsDigital, Echo Starship, Morlita Quan, and their relatively small group of hangs on are now dead to me.

To be honest, as a whole these individuals named above aren’t different in any significant quality from the clients of a recover program where I provided support to Homeless people. Quite the same behaviors and characteristics as homeless duo-diagnosed addicts and alcoholics with sever mental and emotional disorders I provided counseling to in San Francisco. Nearly identical dynamics as people temporarily living in the residential program where I was employed.

Roxy’s diagnosis about SaveMe Oh: Clearly indications of a wide range of personality disorders along with your emotional troubles, mental impairment as well though high functioning. I think it’s safe to assume that without channeling your illness(s) into virtual reality, that you would be a danger to yourself and other people. In fact, you might still be a risk to the community.

Ask your doctor to explore medication options as well as enrollment in a CBT group. You might actually be capable of improving, but in all honesty, you aren’t really capable of improvement. If you were a client, it would be my responsibility to provide optimism. But you’re not, so you get Truth.

We Don’t Need A SaveMe Oh

Cherry Manga: We don’t need a SaveMe Oh, we have our Day Care Services for Older People on OpenGrid with wearable tech diapers.

Isolde Caron: yes we dooo

Kikas Babenco: hahaha!

Cherry Manga: Would SaveMe Oh provide stimulating activities, entertainment and companionship to people who are may otherwise be house-bound or socially isolated?

Ampel Goosson: Why you mention SaveMe Oh all the time?

Isolde Caron: Would SaveMe Oh teach members new skills and provide new experiences?

Kandinsky Beaumont: Obviously SaveMe Oh is needed. When she is not present in person people have to talk about her.

Kikas Babenco: Would SaveMe Oh aim to improve the overall independence and wellbeing of members?

Cherry Manga: Would SaveMe Oh provide a therapeutic environment in which to recuperate and recover?

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SaveMe Oh, nossa senhora de copulação

Dear Friends,

When you choose to lock yourself up in your OpenGrid Day Care Service for Older People to work on easy crafts for seniors that allow you with limited dexterity, low vision and other physical or mental limitations to enjoy the creativity and feeling of accomplishment that crafting provides, don’t let me hold you back.

I might know better than anyone else that the importance of arts and crafts activities for senior citizens extends far beyond the creation of a glued together prim object.

For seniors living in nursing homes, assisted living facilities or who are members of senior citizen centers, glueing prims brings people together. It helps them to have a sense of belonging and develop friendships.

Many seniors that live alone find making rotating pulsating prims an enjoyable way to pass the time.

Prim glueing helps to keep the mind sharp and stimulated.

Working with computers and keyboards involve using the hands, it helps to exercise the senior’s fingers and hands and knowing your genuine state of minds I am sure it reduces your depressions

On the other hand if you still feel the urge to cross the bridge to art I am afraid you do need SaveMe Oh, for the simple reason someone has to add content, reason and genius to you primglued works. I might not have to tell you that without my added drama all your crafted works end up on an endless pile of shit that only will be useful to terraform into new empty sims for the ones in need or to bury the dead ones.

So continue mentioning me so I know you all are doing well. The moment you stop mentioning me you will be dead or in need of me. In that case I will come to save you. Until then I will allow you to copy me as much as you want as I am busy in the real world.

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If you also have some leftover’s that are almost growing funghi, send it over to LEA as they are pleased to warm up your dead, long forgotten stuff. At least my darling Rose is admitting her two fish are dead now.

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So if you want to do the same documentary again about Igor Ballyhoo scissors, the nipples of Rose Borchovski’s Susas, the cactus of Maya Paris or be present at the return of the dearly missed Cherry Manga or Aristide Depression, grab your camera and produce the reproduction of the reproduction of the reproduction. And it will not take long before Eupalinos Ugajin, Jo Ellsmere, Alpha Auer, Mikati Slade and Bryn Oh will also discover some old shit in their fridge that exceeded its expiration date but they love to warm up for you again.

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Hurry up before it is too late……..

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Because The Weather

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Dividni Shostakovich whispers: You’re so bright, and I can’t see myself 😀

SaveMe Oh: You might not be so bright then.

Dividni Shostakovich: Believe me, if I were smart I’d be an artist lol

SaveMe Oh: A lot of people live in that misconception.

Dividni Shostakovich sings to Elton John, “SaveMe you’r a star!”

SaveMe Oh: Elton still has to do that one.

Cherry Manga: Yep would love to have SaveMe’s attachments for the francogrid project, there are colors there, but here i wanted sobriety, for once :D. This is pushing

Dividni Shostakovich: The ghost of SaveMe present

Cherry Manga: It’s the Oh(m) effect

SaveMe Oh: Live from Lisbon.

Dividni Shostakovich: You’re in Lisbon?

SaveMe Oh: Yes

Glasz DeCuir: Is a traveller performer :))

SaveMe Oh: It’s an awful weather, you are lucky.

Dividni Shostakovich: I was there five years ago maybe

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I can still smell.

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71 Virgins Wanted

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To create worldpeace I ask 71 virgins to join me in an atempt to solve war with love.

71 virgins wanted (I volunteer myself as number 72). For the ones who are not real virgins anymore we have a simple 1 prim solution to restore that).

We will meet eachother soon in LEA 23 where I will hand out the signs in a joined effort to achieve worldpeace. Add your name in the comments or send me an IM in secondlife or on facebook.

More information soon.

Virgin number 1: Cat Shilova

Virgin number 2: Cherry Manga

Virgin number 3: Lamoni Carissa

Virgin number 4: Daisy Pentia

Virgin number 5: Jack Vance

Virgin number 6: Jane Wingtips

Virgin number 7: Kandinsky Beaumont

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Virgin number 8: Vivienne Daguerre

Virgin number 9: Fiona Hanfoi

Virgin number 10: Nebulosus Severine

Virgin number 72: SaveMe Oh

Faith

Friday the 13th, full large orange moon at the real life sky, neighbours in my neighbourhood screaming so loud at every goal (5) the Dutch soccer team scored against Spain in the world championship that I sometimes hardly could hear the music of Morlita Quan (the only Quan I love). On that magical night we all gathered together for showing in Cherry Manga’s sim our faith. Our faith in NOTHING.

Better circumstances to proof the stupidity of religion are almost impossible. In a more than 3 hours worship session we created an atmosphere that was a mystification of fake of biblical proportions. While the avatars were kneeling in deep devotion for the resurrected Cheesus they experienced visions, delusions, sightings and felt touched by the heavenly divine hand of Oh. Out of pure happiness the Linden rained down on us in an unstoppable flow of creation power.

Everybody experienced the miracle that brought them in a trance in which they prayed for this to never end. They would sacrifice their knees in an everlasting devotion if this could prevent their astral virtual bodies return to the blank and pale reality of everyday virtual life or worse, send in exile to an uninhabited place in an open sim were old ladies force you into a bingo safari.

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To prevent this from happening we prayed;

O SaveMe Oh, who art heroic love;

Keep alive in our hearts that adventurous spirit which makes men scorn the way of safety,

so that SaveMe’s  will be done.

For so only, O Cheesus, shall we be worthy of those courageous souls…

who in every age have ventured all in obedience to SaveMe’s call;

through SaveMe Oh our Cheesus.  Amen

And we prayed;

SaveMe, our Cheesus

I turn to You seeking Your Divine help and guidance

as I look for suitable employment.

I need Your wisdom to guide my footsteps along the right path,

and to lead me to find the proper things to say

and do in this quest.

I wish to use the gifts and talents You have given me,

but I need the opportunity to do so with gainful employment.

Do not abandon me, dear SaveMe, in this search,

but rather grant me this favour I seek

so that I may return to You with praise and thanksgiving

for your gracious ass.

Grant this through Cheesus, our Savior.

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And we prayed;

O Heavenly SaveMe, we beseech thee to have mercy…

upon all thy children who are living in mental darkness.

Restore them to strength of mind and cheerfulness of spirit,

and give them health and prims; through SaveMe Oh our Cheesus.  Amen.

And we prayed;

Oh SaveMe Oh, I know I must fear Your anger.

Retribution belongs to You.

May I never dishonour Your Divinity.

My soul seeks to maintain Your love.

Shape my being into earnest kindness,

a reflection of Your perfection.

Now give me the grace of self-control,

that I may not display inappropriate anger.

Should I have such an outburst,

Instantly remind me to seek redress.

Forgive me for having offended You.

And we prayed;

SaveMe who’s art is heaven, Hallowed be Thy name.

Thy Queendom come.

Thy will be done in LEA, as it is in any other sim

Give us today our daily art.

And forgive us our ignorance as we forgive those who are ignorant against us.

And lead us towards thy and not into Solo Mornington.

For Thine is the queendom, and the power, and the glory, for ever.

And we prayed;

SaveMe, our goddess, give me Yourself.

for You are enough for me.

I may ask nothing less that is fully to Your worship.

and if I do ask anything less, ever shall I be in want.

Only in You I have all.

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As for you, be fruitful and increase in prims; multiply on the virtual world and increase upon it until fake do us part.

Best Performance Ever In A Virtual World?

The SaveMe Rez Week 2014 produced a superb advert for the WEAR TO MOVE performance SaveMe Oh  gave 9 March in the LEA 10 sim ”Your breath was shed” from Mimesis Monday/Heidi Dahlsveen. But was WEAR TO MOVE the best performance ever in a virtual world?  We asked fans and critics for their reviews of WEAR TO MOVE.

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“I really love her art. But I love even more the fact that she’s using the entire virtual world as her canvas,” says Ampel Goosson. He’s one of dozens of people with virtual cameras who’ve crowded in front of a dressing room where they patiently line up to get their turn to get naked and receive from Mimesis Monday one of the eight special made outfits from SaveMe Oh for the WEAR TO MOVE performance that is part of the opening night of this LEA sim. They’re here for the honour to be part of a SaveMe Oh performance, willingly to take the risk of being expelled from the snobbish art mafia that already keeps a grim grip on virtual worlds for almost a decade.

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Some of SaveMe’s earlier works were destroyed almost as quickly as they appeared, banned, muted, ejected or derendered by local wannabe artists, sim owners or curators who seem to resent SaveMe Oh’s intrusion on their turf. And they’re not the only ones who wish she’d go back to hell.

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“SaveMe Oh is a great promo girl; SaveMe Oh is not an artist; SaveMe Oh is an act,” says Tyrehl Byk, the upper P from the PPP (Particle Pee Party). Byk gives SaveMe credit for making images that stand out from the average because they’re well-promoted. But he says the artist isn’t as deep as her fans like to think. “Does she really think making avatars waiting in line and promises them some peeping opportunities arouse the art world?” “She’s completely conventional, anarchy lite,” says Byk. “Her images are especially uninteresting. I mean an artist peeing on a work of Cherry Manga? Meh. A horsedick in Quan Lavender? Meh. I mean, it’s pretty pointed political messages, but all so obvious. So obvious.”

Still, SaveMe’s defenders say her words and images are only part of the point. They say the context matters, too.

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“She brings art to the sims in a way that very few artists do,” says Ziki Questi, the author of a book about SaveMe Oh called Oh, Save Me!  “People stop who don’t go into galleries, who don’t go into museums, and they look at SaveMe Oh.” Questi says the artist’s omnipotent presence shows that her range has grown to include video and fashion-based pieces in her performances. Her favourite was the “Kratje” dress were Questi says see felt the splinters really getting in her virtual ass. The experience was totally real. ” And virtually no one could find the splinter in my ass” Questi says, even with the most modern zooming techniques.

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Simotron Aquila, who was only able to see a part of the performance stated; “Like many people, I just find the performances of SaveMe Oh incredibly compelling. In my head this most elusive of her dancing looks like Margot Fonteyn driving a bicycle with square wheels or something like that. This performance letting SaveMe’s political statements, hastily and secretly presented inside non existing virtual walls, speak for themselves. If SaveMe was just an anarchist or griefer, rustling with discontent, her art would be unimpressive. But SaveMe’s art speaks with an edgy, wry, stylish accent. Her creations are no defacement. Instead, they’re the graphic, unheard voices of those shouting “something is wrong here!”

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Eupalinos Ugajin couldn’t disagree more when he refused to stand for a second in line and TP-ed out of the sim as quickly as possible when SaveMe’s performance was announced. “This bitch is the attention whore of the art universe, she enjoys her time smuggling pieces of her attachment “art” into museums and art sim, installing her trademark name into random buildings such as my rafts or fluctuating Dada’s. This cunt pastes her name onto property, photographs it, puts it in the social media, and then calls it art. If you are the type of person that likes to point and laugh at the unusual places she puts her name on then this is the person you should follow blind.”

But SaveMe’s fans who lined up in front of her dressing room seem willing to forgive her every fart. And they’ll follow her to wherever she appears.

That She May Save You In 2014 Again

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When I am your friend you are Saved, but few people realise that when I am your enemy you are also Saved.

Undisputed evidence shows that when I am not your friend or enemy anymore there is a dark and painful road to nowhere lying ahead of you.

When Josina Burgess was my fulltime enemy after I refused to be her virtual daughter she was busy day and night to get me banned, killed and removed wherever she could and organised large mobs of fellow combatants to fight the shared evil. Now she has gone back to RL to force people into a marriage or promotes the elderly aquarellists.

Also my beloved enemy Merlina Rokocoko, who even forced her husband Newbab Zsigmond to sent a lawyer to me because I punched her on the nose in one of my machinima’s has sank back in the deep swamp of forced labour, the everyday compulsive upload from a pic from her son Tristan.

Even my dear friends Kikas & Marmaduke seem to be blown away once in a while by my Typhoon Haiyan-like behaviour and seeking shelter in the endless peace of an open sim. Desperate they reconstruct the “good old days” of AM Radio and scream from signs: RESPECT ART and DON’T TOUCH to find out shocked there are no living creatures around to even touch anything. The hopeful rezzed crime scenes never saw a good victim. The superhero that is finally free needs his nostalgia to keep the illusion alive he is still a freedom fighter and we come to the shocking conclusion that freedom without rules gives us nothing to fight for and without fighting we are dead.

When I appear in Open Sim to meet my friends Thirza Ember, Cherry Manga or Veleda Lorakeet and take the place over in 1 second they are crying from happiness after being there alone for months.

Open sim AIRE Mille Flux celebrates his one year existing empty and if you want to release them out of their suffering you have to start from scratch by one more time inventing the wheel and copy your stuff for the 1000th time. To get you in they even offer you land of a size that reaches far behind your virtual horizon and a use of millions of prims bringing us back to the virtual stone age where people still thought online worlds are only there to glue prims together. It’s like being on an uninhabited island where you get the freedom to build unlimited sandcastles.

Slowly those blind people are back in a scene from last century, sitting on a couch all night watching television. Seeing what they choose to see but loudly complaining there is nothing interesting on the screen.

Interaction, challenge each other, surprise attacks or upgrading each other seems further away than ever and the only person who completely understood this, Ed Folger, has stopped his valuable contributions.

That’s why I will do even better my very best to Save you all again in 2014 as you all deserve me. But first I go turkey hunting with heavy firecrackers.