Dutch Design Fairies

When a Dutch Design Week event was turning out into a bourgeois gathering of hard nippled fairies dreaming away into mushroom softness it was so great to see Greta Thunberg showing up to make clear that the world faces other challenges than who farts particles best or how much variations on a rabbit can be sold by Bryn Oh.

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  Cole Marie Soleil, Greta Thunberg, Bryn Oh & Cica Ghost

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  Greta Thunberg & Sandwoman Petion

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  Greta Thunberg, Cole Marie Soleil & Bryn Oh

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  Greta Thunberg, Cole Marie Soleil & Bryn Oh

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But Greta was clear: “My message is that I’ll be watching you. This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be up here. I should be making art. Yet you all come to me for hope. How dare you!

“You have stolen my time and creativity with your empty words. And yet I’m one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is mesh bodies, hair fairs and fairy tales of eternal Linden. How dare you!

“For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear. How dare you continue to look away and come here saying that you’re doing enough, when the politics and solutions needed are still nowhere in sight.

“You are failing me. But I start to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you. And if you choose to fail me, I say: I will never forgive you.

“I will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where I draw the line. The world is waking up. And change is coming, whether you like it or not.

HEA LEA

Now for something completely different!!! (With Bryn, Lorin, Cica, Betty, Moya and Thotz) (All young unknown new talent)

Tansee: I wanted to tell you that I am following through with the beehive aspect that we talked about. I do not want you to hear it from anyone but me

SaveMe Oh: Shoot

Tansee: I found some land that is being donated using it for a central hub type area where you can get direct TP’s to Art locations in SL. Still setting it up. There are 6 hive cell hubs that will offer grants curated only by me 🙂 Doing the best i can

The New Cica

SaveMe Oh: good news for the artists

Tansee: There are many places doing the same thing

SaveMe Oh: Yes, walls, and stuff on walls

Tansee: But I think I am the only one connecting all of SL. I was thinking about your artist Hive,,, maybe once things get going,,,it could be a good feature. One work of art in each cube.

We (the owner of the land,,, Hannington Xeltentat) offer 1000 prim for each grant. 1, 3 or 6 months

That is it so far,,,, but again,,, you know I have always thought of you as a friend and wanted you to know.

SaveMe Oh: Its great news

Tansee: Thanks, we will see how it unfolds. Could be a big bomb, maybe not, but I am willing to try.

Good to know you are not banned from this place 😀

SaveMe Oh: And is the place privat owned or donate by LL?

Tansee: Private. LL blew me off I am afraid. Back when I was trying to change LEA I put out a message ,,, if anyone knew of a benefactor that might donate some land. Hannington was the only person that responded,,,

SaveMe Oh: Great someone answered the call

Tansee: I did not know him so I took my time to try to get to know him,,, and he really is devoted to the Arts in RL and in SL

SaveMe Oh: Lets hope he also don’t know me……

Tansee: that will not matter SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: (is he handsome)?

Tansee: This is a fresh project. He is older.

SaveMe Oh: Older than you???? omg

Tansee: I think I am much much older but,,, in my defense I do not wear Depends 🙂

Tansee: I will introduce you, we seem to have the same ideas and coordinate things well together,,, however this is all my idea,,,I just want his ok since he owns the land

SaveMe Oh: sounds all good

Tansee: He helps me word things eloquently. We will open Dec. 1, have an opening reception. Ultra will play music. Do you get along with her?

SaveMe Oh: Ultra hates me, Bryn hates me, Cica hates me and Moya hates me. Thotz and you love me

The new Moya

Tansee: well,,,,

SaveMe Oh: And Betty cant be taken serious. Ultra will refuse to play when I am here.

The new Betty

Tansee: I am all for playing nice together,,,,you should know that by now. I will be happy to feature your builds here.

SaveMe Oh: I always play nice

Tansee: 🙂 Fresh starts here,,,,

SaveMe Oh: Only the nice is not always loved

Hannington Xeltentat: Hello there. Nice avi.

SaveMe Oh: Glad you can see that with one eye

Hannington Xeltentat: Oh yes. The other one’s still good. It was a unicorn. Lucky there was only one of them.

.SaveMe Oh: Don’t think I am not working now!

.Hannington Xeltentat: Oh, I wouldn’t dream of it. A still and quiet avi is always a sign of much going on.

SaveMe Oh: I guess that was the reason why I was called

Hannington Xeltentat: I don’t know. I only provide the space

SaveMe Oh: I only provide the art

Hannington Xeltentat: Excellent

For The Well Informed Nutters

QUEEN OF DRAMA WITHOUT BLAH BLAH

By Yoon Yoon

Regular visitors of Theda’s work will know her love for dramatic work. Haunted and tortured sculptures with often black, red and white colours in a dark environment is why one could call Theda the SL Queen of Drama. And yes, that’s something else than being a dramaqueen to be clear! In fact Theda is not that at all and just a lalala girl with lalala language. No idea what that is? Then you have never visited her work lately or seen her around at music venues. But ok, it is true only a few well informed nutters know this language and I am privileged to be one of them. You can become one too if you feel attracted to nice people without blah blah and only lala. Enough blah blah in the world already anyway, also in Second Life 🙂

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OH What A Night, OMG The Schedule

Having a LEA sim AND want to invite the most famous artist and performer of Secondlife SaveMe Oh gives the wannabe primgluers some headache as SaveMe Oh has regionbans in all LEA due to the repressive dictatorial system thats in place there.

But Daddio Dow who is licking every rabbit ass (LERA) licked Bryn a bit and received a button in which he can grant SaveMe Oh entrance during events chosen by him.

As this Daddio Dow is a wannabe musician who glues together tunes like numerous others he wanted SaveMe Oh desperately at his performance in LEA 1. So 5 minutes before the start I received a TP. I was again not banned at LEA 1 to 8 (the region) for some hours.

But I decided Daddio Dow didnt deserve my art yet as he only allows me in for his own profit. So I used the opportunity to pay Mandel Solano a visit who has LEA 8 as sim for his glue practices. And when I arrived there Mandel and Tansee where hugging eachother to make pics for above their bed. It was a bit as when I found some years ago Quan Lavender in an erotic rendezvous with a guy with a horsedick.

Tansee: Welcome, good to see you 🙂 We are just having a chat about stuff,,,,

SaveMe Oh: Reproduction stuff?

Tansee: I am too old for that

SaveMe Oh: Why are you hugging that creep that always ban me?

Tansee: Shhhhhhhhh

SaveMe Oh: Hey Mandel, are you awake or has that arm through you killed you?

Tansee: Time for us to leave now unless you will be hugging 🙂

Second Life: You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

SaveMe Oh: Did you eject me? Why?

Tansee: I told you I would not eject you

SaveMe Oh: So why you allow Mandel to do so?

So I walked back to LEA1 were Daddio Dow was still busy and I decide to set up a visual protest against the ugliness around and Daddio’s selective use of the banbutton/

Cat Boucher: SaveMe, if you want to support Daddio do it. If you just want to do a one woman show again pls leave. Yes and I mean it SaveMe!!

SaveMe Oh: I was invited, so mind your own business or are you his mother too?

Cat Boucher: I am the big mama SaveMe

Daddio Dow: Grabs his big bucket of water

SaveMe Oh: Yes I saw in the note Bavid send

SaveMe Oh: (Bavid Bailey’s note) Elf, I am writing this on behalf of Cat and she approves the contents. You will either move your concert for the rezz day party so that it doesn’t conflict with the scheduled concerts at the sim, this time and in the future, or you can pack up the parcel immediately. You’re welcome to the parcel if you don’t make trouble for Cat and the team, but you must give precedence to Cats schedule for the sim. Let me know as soon as possible. If I don’t hear from you I will disable music on your parcel until Cats concerts are finished.

SaveMe Oh: But luckily I was invited by Daddio

Cat Boucher: So?

SaveMe Oh: So mind your own business

Cat Boucher: I think it is 🙂

SaveMe Oh: We will soon know

Daddio Dow: Throws the bucket of water at the bickering ladies but nothing but confetti comes out

Cat Boucher: There is just one lady Daddio and thats me.

Daddio Dow: welcome Bryn Oh 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Hi sis, where is your clone? Is Cica coming too?

Daddio Dow: Here’s is a song for Bryn

SaveMe Oh: Is it a song about rabbits? Bryn loves that the most

Daddio Dow: She did a machinima to this song

SaveMe Oh: And no rabbits in the machinima?

SaveMe Oh: Bryn shall we dance, darling?

Tizzy Canucci: I need to get the camera rolling… hang on

Cat Boucher: Now if thats not romantic I dont know

Tizzy Canucci: I’ll do a nice vignette effect round it

Bryn Oh: Who will hold my bunnies if we dance SaveMe?

SaveMe Oh: Cica

Bryn Oh: Also i have to control cica

SaveMe Oh: What else

Bryn Oh: I type for both remember

SaveMe Oh: she is good for the bunnies

Betty Tureaud: nini and thanks fore the music

SaveMe Oh: Dont forget to watch the pics Betty

When Daddio Dow was finished Michi Renoir climbed the stage and he of course deserved a full power performance as he is not from the banbutton mob!

Poor Eifachfilm Vacira who was not allowed to give a rezday party for his girlie by Cat Boucher, Bavid and others and had to leave LEA 1 was throwing his party in another sim so after Michi I also visited them and who was there in secret??????? Daddio Dow, playing again his set. And Tansee and Mandel still exploring eachothers virtual mouth.

SaveMe Oh: Sorry I was on duty in LEA

Kalyca Vacirca: Haha

Daddio Dow: They let you in there?

Any1 Gynoid: No shit.. is SAVE ME lol, love u babe

SaveMe Oh: I had a undercover contact in LEA, but he wasn’t good enough yet to deserve a performance

Daddio Dow: Loser

SaveMe Oh: I will see if I can go there tomorrow to see if he deserves more. But I almost kissed Bryn.

Daddio Dow: Pics???

SaveMe Oh: Of course, be patient. Btw I also have pics Tansee kissing Mandel

Daddio Dow: I like to see you making out with bryn

Tansee: Everyone does 🙂

SaveMe Oh: So Eif, this is the girl who’s rezday party was sunk by Cat?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Yes

SaveMe Oh: Is she in a trauma?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: We were condemmed to do it on a insignificant place

SaveMe Oh: Without telling the LEA officials???

Mandel Solano: Good night it was a nice party. Bye bye folks

SaveMe Oh: Ah Mandel, we didn’t kiss yet

Tansee: Goodnight everyone Thank You

Any1 Gynoid: SAVEME! UR MY HEROINES!!!! ))

SaveMe Oh: Mandel Solano is always ejecting me or running away

Any1 Gynoid: Because u rock silly

Senka Beck: Maybe they just didn’t like dadio’s tunes 🙂

Any1 Gynoid: ur awesome SaveMe. let anarchy rein

SaveMe Oh: It already does, they are completely helpless against it

Any1 Gynoid: u make me cry..I love u

SaveMe Oh: Are you playing the same tape as earlier tonight?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: No he can play as long as he want, much more

Daddio Dow: Some different ones, some the same

SaveMe Oh: omg, you mean he has more music than just one hour?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: So far yes!

Daddio Dow: I figure 8 hrs

SaveMe Oh: Omg, the schedule

Cica’s Evil Fish

When I got an invitation for Cica Ghost’s Evil Fish garage sales I couldn’t resist to pay her a visit but as soon I got in Cica run off, not really a polite way to receive the President of Fish.

SaveMe Oh: Hey Bryn, how are you?

Lala Lightfoot: She has started doing stuff, I really wish I could eject her

Makkie Riegler: nods.

SaveMe Oh: Did Bryn leave? Is there a problem?

Second Life: Lala Lightfoot ejected and banned you from this land.

Badmouthing Penumbra

Daze Landar: Why does SaveMe Oh have to make everything about her?

Kate Bergdorf: That is who she is.

Daze Landar: It’s so annoying

Kate Bergdorf: Best to ignore if possible.

Daze Landar: At some point I’ll just blacklist her

Kate Bergdorf: Then she starts badmouthing you on her blog, I’ve been through it all with her. Best to ignore Daze 🙂

Daze Landar: Can she tell if I do? I would love to ignore her but she ruins every wonderful exhibit.

SaveMe Oh: What a wonderful advice.

Kate Bergdorf: Well true, no SaveMe 🙂 Nothing you don’t already know.

SaveMe Oh: Don’t you know you can mute or derender me Daze? Feel free to do so.

Joaopedro Oh: Ah Bryn is here :))

SaveMe Oh: That’s why I made a fire. Let’s throw her up.

Bryn Oh: hey Joa 🙂

Joaopedro Oh: The powerfull Oh family :)) jejejejej

SaveMe Oh: Hey sister, your alt Cica Ghost was here, just some minutes ago.

Bryn Oh: Yes I have heard you say Cica is my alt.

SaveMe Oh: I don’t say, I tell.

Joaopedro Oh: I will tell father that you are unpleasant with your sister SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: After all I have done for her I may.

Kake Broek: u’r the random Burning Man entertainer

Joaopedro Oh: Father will lock you at his sim, SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: Daddy said so too.

Kake Broek: Ton papa?

Naxos Loon: Bryn u look so slim, did u do diet?

SaveMe Oh: Rabbits don’t make you fat

Cica Ghost In Birkenau

Professor DS Burner: Hello Ms. Oh.  I followed an old link to get here. It was ‘Dreamers by Cica Ghost.’

SaveMe Oh: Old links lead you to the new, congratulations but please don’t swear in front of me! If you want to see Cica Ghost bullshit please go to a Harry Potter movie.

Professor DS Burner: I teach a class on surrealism.  We do a field trip every November.  This Thursday is the next one.

SaveMe Oh: Cica Ghost and surrealism? I would change teachers on the spot! But if you tell you students to sit in the cabin in Birkenau, I guarantee surrealism.

Professor DS Burner: I take them to Two Fish as well as other spots.

SaveMe Oh: Two Fish has nothing to do with surrealism. It’s a war story. Couldn’t be more realistic.

Professor DS Burner: Anything new you recommend?

SaveMe Oh: Sit inside this cabin. Isn’t it relaxing?

Professor DS Burner: Yes. The river is nice.

SaveMe Oh: Well there are more spots like this here, just follow the NOWHERE signs!

Professor DS Burner: The class is about many things, dada, virtual reality.

SaveMe Oh: I am the only one in SL you need to talk to, all the others are frauds.

Professor DS Burner: laughs

SaveMe Oh: Fakes, pretentious snobs, using surrealism because a lack of ideas. It’s a cover up for amateurism. Any questions?

Professor DS Burner: I give the students a wide ranging tour.

SaveMe Oh: Waste of time

Professor DS Burner: I get paid one way or the other.

SaveMe Oh: I already feared so

Professor DS Burner: Nice to meet you.  I’ve been taking my class to see your work for a number of years. I’ll leave you to it. Bye.

SaveMe Oh: That’s hardly possible as I am a performance artist.

You Did Not Request To Do So

Nox Aeterna: Hiya Save, welcome!

SaveMe Oh: Welcome is a word you better use if I am still here after some minutes, because most of the times I am not welcome at all.

Rox the Fox : Aww you are welcome here

SaveMe Oh: Especially when my sister Bryn Oh or her alt Cica Ghost are in the audience.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Hope you are not banned in MetalES

SaveMe Oh: I am banned on MetalES for ages as they were educated by generalisimo Franco, I think.

SaveMe Oh: You all remember they said WELCOME, some seconds ago???? Then read this:

Radical Razor: Please take that off 🙂

SaveMe Oh: The securitate already wakes up. The prison camps are prepared. are made ready

Rox the Fox: That floor change, lol

SaveMe Oh: Execution is near. SaveMe will be killed in a second.

Radical Razor: Could you please remove your visuals. You did not request to do so.

Katharinas Nostram: Hi SaveMe! Welcome to our 1st year Anniversary. We are delighted you came but we wont be needing your light show performance. If you wish to stay and enjoy the music you are more then welcomed to. Thank you, Dark Hive Management.

SaveMe Oh: You see the firestorm has started?

Radical Razor ejected and banned you from this land.

Will Eupalinos Appear As Urinoir?

SheldonBR and Angelika Corral pretend to offer an exhibition about surrealism in their Daphne Arts Gallery but what they offer is role-playing the most conservative museum you can imagine. When Donald Trump would have to do something with art, he would adopt this.

SheldonBR: Hello, SaveMe Oh. Welcome 🙂

Sina Souza: Hello saveme

Angelika Corral: Hello SaveMe

Ferdynand Straaf): Hello SaveMe 🙂

Sheldon (sheldonbr): Nice to see you

CapCat Ragu: Hi Save Me

 

SaveMe Oh: what a pity they build such an ugly building around surrealism.

CapCat Ragu: Your feet are killing you SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: Are you sure this is not the Leni Riefenstahl exhibition?

CapCat Ragu: Naked man and police, must be a party in Brazil.

SaveMe Oh: How are your roots Cap?

CapCat Ragu: Aereal

SaveMe Oh: Now dont stand here all, go to see the shit glued on virtual walls and dont forget to blog about it as if you saw something new.

CapCat Ragu: I like naked man

Eupalinos Ugajin: クゥー

SaveMe Oh: Eupalinos / surrealism, of course! How is he dressed today? as an urinoir?

JoaoPedro Oh: Hi everyone :))

SaveMe Oh: Dont call me everyone brother!!!!

JoaoPedro Oh: Mmmmmm my sister is here. Hi SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: If people can find us in this megalomaniac building

Josef K: Hello SaveMe Oh

SaveMe Oh: Hello darling

Ux Hax: Hi all

SaveMe Oh: Dont call me all, I am SaveMe Oh

Cica Ghost: Hi

SaveMe Oh: Cica. my biggest fan, drawn some new rabbits lately?

Dominic Dogg: are we being griefed by MacDonald and Shell?

SaveMe Oh: No, they are the new sponsors of surrealism!

Angelika Corral ejected you from this land.

SaveMe Oh: tp please

Josef K is offering a TP

Angelika Corral ejected you from this land.

SaveMe Oh: And continue tp me until they ban me please

Josef K is offering a TP

SaveMe Oh: Angelika, that was a surreal ejection!

Angelika Corral ejected and banned you from this land.

 

SaveMe Oh: Banned!

Josef K: I wonder why 🙂

SaveMe Oh: It couldnt be my surreal contribution, so I have really no idea.

Josef K: Haha … well, you managed to make a statement.

SaveMe Oh: And I saw you slime saying this was the best you saw.Better dont tell that to Elton John.

Josef K: Hahaha …. I expect getting some art cheap by saying so!

 

 

SaveMe Oh: Why you ban the only real surrealist?

Angelika Corral: Please SaveMe this is causing lag. Don’t do this. I am asking you not to cause lag.

SaveMe Oh: Your ridiculous building is causing lag and all those people dressed as teapots cause lag. You blame the wrong person

Angelika Corral: No need to offend us.

SaveMe Oh: You offend me, by banning the greatest artist of secondlife.

Angelika Corral: If you need us to invite you for a show you could have asked us but let these nice people enjoy this as much as you think it is awful.

SaveMe Oh: Surrealsim is not catched in shows or after appointments. When you would really love surrealism you would accept everything could happen

Angelika Corral: Maybe you are right.

SaveMe Oh: I am

Angelika Corral: But there is no point to offend us.

SaveMe Oh: So unban me and leave me in peace. I have a job to do.

Angelika Corral: Would you leave us in peace? Stop offending us? Saying our building is awful. We are not rich, this is all we could do for the love of art and creativity.

SaveMe Oh: I will perform as I like it, without any conditions on forehand. When you dont like it you can derender me. Just like everybody.

Angelika Corral: You are a wonderful performer. I even admired your machinimas.

SaveMe Oh: So hurry up.

Angelika Corral: But let us do our own thing.

SaveMe Oh: DJ Ferdy needs me. People have a right on not to be bored in virtual world.

Angelika Corral: We are crashing here.

SaveMe Oh: So derender the building. I only use eco stuff.

Angelika Corral: We have been working in our lousy building for so long to do this.

SaveMe Oh: Thinking you need a building was the first misconception. Ask a surrealist first next time.

Angelika Corral: Maybe you are right, we are still learning.

SaveMe Oh: Of course I am right, no offense.

Angelika Corral: We will learn after we have been so long like you in these things but leave us for now.

SaveMe Oh: My friends are inside, I cant leave. They are expecting me to upgrade this boring event. You should be pleased with my help. Now people already leave because its so boring, when I perform they stay for hours

Yes I Do & The BLPS

Yesterday I saw Bryn Oh, Cica Ghost and other wannabe’s from the virtual “art” world watching a playback show, Now I see Dividni Shostakovich, owner of an art sim, roleplaying at a wedding. Whats going on in the virtual world?

Corie and Phizz, you have expressed your love to one another through the commitment and promises you have just made. You have kissed a thousand times, maybe more. But today the feeling is new. No longer simply partners and best friends, you have become husband and wife and can now seal the agreement with a kiss.

Luckely I brought my Bad Language Protection System!

Bad Language Protection System: DON’T SAY: No longer simply partners and best friends, you have become husband and wife and can now seal the agreement with a kiss.

Bad Language Protection System: WATCH YOUR MOUTH.  I AM THE BAD LANGUAGE PROTECTION SYSTEM AND I WILL BAN AND EJECT YOU FOR SAYING: No longer simply partners and best friends, you have become husband and wife and can now seal the agreement with a kiss.

Corie Quan: spammers

Lenni Foxtrot: This bad language thing needs to go.

Anu Papp: Join me in congratulating Mr and Mrs Quan.

Bubble Roffo: Totall agree Lenni

Dividni Shostakovich: Applause!! Applause!!

Bad Language Protection System: DON’T SAY: this bad language thing needs to go

Dividni Shostakovich: Hi SaveMe, why are you doing this?

SaveMe Oh: For artsake

Dividni Shostakovich: You think what you’re doing is art? Why here?

SaveMe Oh: I thought this was roleplaying a wedding soap, not?

Dividni Shostakovich: Nope, just people who like each other.

SaveMe Oh: Then they are lucky I am here to spice up their wedding

Dividni Shostakovich: You’re a puzzling person, SaveMe.

SaveMe Oh: And now they banned me from the region. guess they want a boring life

Dividni Shostakovich: Well, I guess everyone has that option 🙂

SaveMe Oh: I suppose so, but at least we tried