Jurrasic LEA Park

Former LEA committee members and family dream about the good old times.

CARP Spoof_001

Dancoyote Antonelli: I sold hundreds of these kinds of images

Penumbra Carter: Really, I did not know that

Dancoyote Antonelli: Yeah I used to put up a show in the evening go to bed and they were all sold in the morning

Penumbra Carter: I like them DC, very intersteller too. They do remind me of your sculpture

Dancoyote Antonelli: Indeed there’s some of the same thinking involved. Sadly there’s so little room in SL for my megalithics. Its why I dont work here so often. every time I work really big, my stuff gets returned.

Penumbra Carter: Well we have to share space here.

SaveMe Oh: There should be more space for megalomaniacs!

Dancoyote Antonelli: I heartily agree,that would be good, 🙂 There’s nothing like the experience of three axis immersion.

SaveMe Oh: And why you would use a golden wand if its like candystick?

Dancoyote Antonelli: Actually this does many things, some of the friendly and some of them not so nice. It comes from a time when SL had a lot of mean people in it. So one had to take ahem, precautions!

SaveMe Oh: Luckily we are well protected now by the committee.

Dancoyote Antonelli: I was on the original committee.

SaveMe Oh: You are my hero then.

Dancoyote Antonelli: And we did our best to set policy.

SaveMe Oh: We need good protection.

Dancoyote Antonelli: We stopped the LEA from using all the art sims as an arm of the marketing dept. More of a museum system than a gallery. Are you an exhibiting artist SaveMe?

SaveMe Oh: No, I can hardly glue something together!



Did Eupalinos Look Like Eupalinos?

At the reopening of the Museo the Metaverso in CRAFT opensim it was a happy reincarnation party at the graveyard. No less than 68 corpses took the opportunity to reinvent themselves and participate in the big contest of the night; do I look like my former self? Who succeeded and who failed to copy himself? Because to be tagged on facebook it was from extreme importance you would look a bit like yourself otherwise everybody could claim to be someone else or worse…be SaveMe Oh.

In great expectation everyone was waiting of course for the appearance of Eupalinos Ugajin. Would he look like the Dadasticks or toiletFLUXers as we know him so well or would he have failed to copy everything in time from secondlife to open sim?


Can you spot Eupalinos?

But his glorious entrance made a sigh from relief going through the crowds who were glued to their seats as in good old CARP or PIRATS times. He looked exactly as we had known him so well before he passed away. Also Kikas & Marma’s warmed up bodies were hanging, as if NOTHING had happened, again in a funny frame telling us they love art.


Even Patrick Moya succeed to fix himself a sheep pyjamas in time and for Roxelo Babenco it was easy, whatever is under it, with a top hat for sure it must be Roxelo.

DanCoyote Antonelli was still looking like the coyotedog (the collector’s item! IM me for a free copy) I inspired him with once and Josina Burgess…omg, where was Josina? Did here tombstone move or did it stay closed?

In the mean time I was in SL first at the house of Kikas & Marma to keep an eye on it during their absence in open sim and I took some nice pics from the set up they build there for me.


I almost got a heart attack when Marma appeared to check his anti-fascist security orb but I assured him everything was looking good.



After that I sit in a protest at some silly opening organised by Duna Gant. I showed her that I also could play a bored visitor doing no harm by lying there on a couch under plywood paintings.


Luckily DD called me for a life performance in her sim where we performed 2 hours together in an interaction of music and visuals but I better don’t show pics from that or they will accuse me again of only promoting myself which of course I don’t want. VIVA Eupalinos, ah no, he was dead…in a bits & sticks sort of way.

Yes Box Checked


You are aware that it is illegal to occupy the new Licking Every Ass performance sim 2 and change its name in the SaveMe Oh Reservation.



You know that you should first fill in an application form, that you can achieve online, to ask permission for the right to perform.



You know that LEA is not an organisation to support art but is an retired old dictators lobby who are playing together the game: How can we invent every day new rules that keeps us in power forever and grants us free building space and frustrates artists as they will never get what they need to realise their plans.


You know that it is forbidden to perform when Jayjay Zifanwe, Bryn Oh, Werner Kurosawa and Solo Mornington are thinking, ruling, manipulating, refusing, denying, banning, ejecting, frustrating, judging, punishing and deciding.



You know that our not responding to your unauthorised occupation of the performance sim doesn’t mean that we will soon take severe actions to wipe you out for once and for all.



You are aware that it also takes a lot of time to lick the asses of the Linden so we cannot be available all the time to witness your spontaneous outburst of so called creativity.



You are aware that every picture or movie taken without the presence of the holy Werner Kurosawa sign/watermark is a violation of our self invented rules or the rules that we will still going to invent.



You are aware that all lag produced by you or by the collective of minions and acolytes that gets above the standard norm invented by us will bring you closer to a ban for life.



You are aware that Solo Mornington just pretends to be a volunteer, Jayjay Zifanwe pretends to be an art lover, Werner Kurosawa pretends to be an architect, Bryn Oh pretends to be an artist, DanCoyote Antonelli pretends to be a nice person.


You are aware that  as long as we rule you don’t have the slightest chance on freedom of the arts.

Boss Oh

In LEA there are loads of important acting people who want to make you believe that they are those special chosen and selected elite who have that exclusive line between you, the simple ignorant avatar and the almighty holy Linden. The gardeners of morality. The defenders of good taste and the teachers of the rebels without a cause. So we have PatriciaAnne Daviau gardening around and sweet answering every question but never coming with an answer. We have the instant god himself, Solo Mornington, who has so much problems realising that he is not a real Linden God that he wants to wash everything more white than white in the hope that one day his hands start to bleed for the stigmata he thinks he deserves as an almost god. We have the nice guys like Jayjay Zifanwe and Werner Kurosawa who may do the shopping and cutting the lawn and we have the creeps like DanCoyote Antonelli, who wants all LEA for himself but don’t know how to lick a Linden ass in that way they like it most.

The Ginette’s and Rowan’s who need it as the last opportunity to make somewhere a career talk and talk and talk. But all of them have zero power. No one has the right to push a button, make a decision, suggest a direction except one, Boss Oh, my dear sister Bryn. She can touch ban buttons in a second, lift bans during the wink of an eye, arrange festivals and exhibitions without asking anyone, and giving out sweet candies of land to the ones she loves like the Oberon Onmura’s and other cube gluers.

Am I going to attack Boss Oh aka Bryn Oh????? Hell no, she is my sister and unbanned me yesterday in various LEA sims in seconds. What else you have family for? (And she is filthy rich after everybody donated her money).

The Day A Miracle Happened

Yesterday a miracle happened in LEA. When Iceland artist Returned Resident was praying with some friends for the well being of me, the poorly banned SaveMe Oh. What he didn’t know was that I was all day busy rearranging the board members of the LEA committee. First I fired Sasun Steinbeck and DanCoyote Antonelli, and then I used the words of Ginette Pinazzo to undermine the committee further. I send some cakes and pure New Zealand wool to Dekka Raymaker to keep him a happy knitting granny. Drank a tea with Werner Kurosawa and asked my friend LaPiscian Liberty to cut off the fingers of Solo Mornington so he couldn’t touch the ban button again. Bryn Oh is my sister and only busy with her own stuff, so no danger there and I installed Elisa Linden in the LEA chat group to keep an eye on everybody.

And Jayjay Zifanwe? You know Jayjay, he tries to forget me, he tries to avoid me, he tries to deny me, but he is soooo much a middle of the road man, that he needs my love to survive.

And then the Linden; they know their publicity is much better off with me than with an idiot as Solo Mornington, and the majority of friends I put on the chairs in the board now could do no other than unban me finally for a crime I never committed.

And then I appeared in full glory with my Licking Every Ass dress as the virgin Maria in LEA. And this miracle was so majestic that poor Returned Resident, who could only speak the ugly Icelandic language before looked at my ass, which has a natural beauty quality and spoke his first words in English. “What a great ass, he said”.

What Solo Mornington Soon Will Say

My fellow Americans,

With proud I accept the offer from the Linden to stay in power forever as I know it is based on their appreciation of how I handle things.

Under my responsibility the LEA sims are in a permanent state of high activity where obeying artists work their ass off for the benefit of the Linden without complaining.

Also the way I handled the disgusting situation with the troll SaveMe Oh, who terrorizes the grid now already for over more than 5 years is a reason for the Linden to keep me in power for as long as my second life lasts.

How did I tackle the SaveMe Oh problem? First you keep DanCoyote Antonelli, who owns the sims for the Linden and Sasus Steinbeck, who kills for the Linden stay out of sight so they can do their dirty work unnoticed, secondly you drop 2 complete fools like PatriciaAnne Daviau and Eddi Decosta (who may play once in a while the troll Znort Gant himself) in the sim to hand out the recipe of blueberry cheesecake when somebody asks them a reasonable question.

And SaveMe Oh you just ban forever knowing that her silly minions and acolytes will start to cry and moan. But my fellow Americans, where do they cry and moan? Precisely, they do it in our sim every night so that is a guarantee for a high visitor’s level what is exactly what the Linden want. In a way is banning the troll SaveMe Oh also an endowment for the arts as we all know that the childish SaveMe Oh will do everything to fight the ban, resulting in the production of a high number of alts, projects, movies and artworks. In that way you almost can call me the muse of SaveMe Oh. When I would not ban her she would all day sitting on a chair with that art snob Rose Borchovski, looking in each others eyes saying “honneponnetje”, “schatteboutje” and “suikerhartje” against each other.

Now, because of me we create a furious SaveMe Oh, Rose Borchovski, Marmaduke Arado, Kikas Babenco, Kandinsky Beaumont, Cat Shilova, Larkworthy Antfarm and Ziki Questi or whaterver the names may be of this sad bunch of people, and they create, and create, and create. Doing exactly what I want them to do, artists who promote the Linden.

Of course I know that SaveMe has already an army of new alts spying around in LEA as she is to curious to stay away but that is fine with me because I know, when visitors numbers will drop again, I will ban every alt of her until visitors numbers will rise again. Because we all know that people who pay for Secondlife don’t come for the watercolors of Josina Burgess, the who is afraid of purple, orange and yellow of Betty Omo or the particlefarts of Tyrehl Byk, they come for good drama. Created by me, Solo Mornington. But to make it more simple, you all may call me GOD.

Side Effects Of Banning SaveMe Oh To Watch For

Banning is strong medicine. As with any strong medicine, potentially harmful side effects may occur. SaveMe Oh is more susceptible than others to side effects.

Some side effects to watch for:

Lying, sneaking, deceit, blaming others. SaveMe Oh might eventually learn to avoid getting caught.

Lack of responsibility. Solo Mornington, DanCoyote Antonelli, Georg Janick, Newbab Zsigmond, Merlina Rokocoko, Flora Nordenskiold, Jayjay Zifanwe and Josina Burgess sometimes try to teach SaveMe Oh to be responsible for her behavior by serving the ban. Being responsible for your behavior means making things right, not serving a ban.

Don’t trust sim and gallery owners. When SaveMe Oh is not sure she did the right thing, she will normally come to sim and gallery owners for advice, unless she fear she will be banned.

See authority figures as adversaries. Banning tends to make adversaries of authority figures. SaveMe does not readily learn healthy values from adversaries.

Lack of empathy, remorse, or guilt. Banning does not teach SaveMe Oh empathy, which is necessary for remorse and guilt. Moreover, it tends to relieve guilt.

Resentment and anger. SaveMe Oh often feel hurt and misunderstood when she has been banned and become resentful and angry.

Retaliation and aggression. SaveMe Oh learns by watching us. When we ban, she sometimes learn to hurt others when she feels hurt in some way.

Rebellion. Traditional banning involves power and control. SaveMe Oh tends to rebel against power and attempts to control her.

Emotional problems. When SaveMe Oh gets angry and misbehaves, she sometimes believes that she is being banned for being angry rather than for misbehaving. When SaveMe Oh believes that being angry is wrong, she feels that she deserves to be banned. Then her misbehavior does not feel wrong.

Poor self-image. SaveMe Oh tend to see herself through the eyes of others.  Knowing that Solo Mornington, DanCoyote Antonelli, Georg Janick, Newbab Zsigmond, Merlina Rokocoko, Flora Nordenskiold, Jayjay Zifanwe and Josina Burgess think she deserves to be banned can be very damaging.

Loss of confidence and motivation. SaveMe Oh who is banned sometimes feels she can’t do anything right and don’t try.

Impulsive behavior.

When sim and gallery owners teach SaveMe Oh to behave to avoid banning, SaveMe Oh sometimes believes that the only reason to behave is to avoid banning. SaveMe loses sight of other reasons to behave well, such as the approval of her future wife Rose Borchovski, having minions and acolytes who like and trust her, being safe and healthy, or getting an education. In situations where SaveMe Oh cannot get caught or banned, she has only her impulses to guide her.

These are the very behaviors presented by SaveMe Oh. Why would we resort to a strategy that may make her behavior worse? It is not necessary to ban her for every time she misbehaves, and it is rarely necessary to ban her at all. It is often necessary to teach SaveMe Oh. Better use strategies to teach SaveMe Oh about feelings, values, and responsibility.

Hangman’s Lament

Solo Mornington: so SaveMe is a commodity?

Dancoyote Antonelli: I thought just a troll?

Dancoyote Antonelli: a sociopath posing as an artist…

Dancoyote Antonelli: ban the bullies

Dancoyote Antonelli: Ban no one who isn’t hurting others!

Dancoyote Antonelli: but she’s muted!

Dancoyote Antonelli: bwaaaaaaaahhhhh

Dancoyote Antonelli: I wonder why!

Dancoyote Antonelli: I wanted to come and be at the party

Dancoyote Antonelli: protesting you being mean to everyone

Dancoyote Antonelli: about defending the rights of an ASSHOLE

Dancoyote Antonelli: of a poser

Dancoyote Antonelli: of a sociopath posing as an artist

Dancoyote Antonelli: I didn’t ban anyone

Dancoyote Antonelli: I wasn’t there

Solo Mornington: DC’s a lover not a banner

Dancoyote Antonelli: I don’t know the details

Dancoyote Antonelli: if you attack other people it’s not art

Dancoyote Antonelli: I don’t speak for anyone but me

Solo Mornington: why do you think that someone who has lied about me, compared me to Hitler, and generally started a bunch of shit around me would get the benefit of the doubt?

Dancoyote Antonelli: now I wanna be your dog!

Solo Mornington: her attacks against me *are* about me.

Dancoyote Antonelli: if you attack people with your art it is not art but assault

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is violence

Solo Mornington: we’re volunteers you know.

Solo Mornington: assault and abuse of *people*.

Dancoyote Antonelli: abuse is not art

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is violence

Dancoyote Antonelli: if you attacked someone with your art in RL you would go to jail

Dancoyote Antonelli: I am not going to shut up

Dancoyote Antonelli: stop with your illusion of censorship

Dancoyote Antonelli: nobody hear is censoring you

Dancoyote Antonelli: we are interacting

Dancoyote Antonelli: nobody here as privilege

Dancoyote Antonelli: I don’t have any power other than my free speech

Dancoyote Antonelli: just like you

Dancoyote Antonelli: and if I violated TOS

Dancoyote Antonelli: I would get banned too

Dancoyote Antonelli: her act is about hate

Dancoyote Antonelli: she hates

Dancoyote Antonelli: that is what she does

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is her art

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is cyber bullying

Solo Mornington: if it is, it’s bad art.

Dancoyote Antonelli: what about abuse of people

Dancoyote Antonelli: what about abusing other people with your art?

Solo Mornington: SaveMe was abusive here, so she’s banned. That’s all there is to it.

Dancoyote Antonelli: art that abuses others is not art

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is violence

Dancoyote Antonelli: posing as art

Dancoyote Antonelli: using art as an excuse to hate

Dancoyote Antonelli: who has been abusing people and stalking people for years

Dancoyote Antonelli: for years

Dancoyote Antonelli: on facebook

Dancoyote Antonelli: in SL

Dancoyote Antonelli: a stalker

Dancoyote Antonelli: an abuser

Dancoyote Antonelli: a stalker and serial abuser

Dancoyote Antonelli: her acolytes don’t know the real story

Dancoyote Antonelli: they aren’t let in on the real activity

Dancoyote Antonelli: in RL there are police

Dancoyote Antonelli: and there is rule of law

Dancoyote Antonelli: in this space

Dancoyote Antonelli: there is only personal honor and compassion

Dancoyote Antonelli: TOS

Dancoyote Antonelli: a stalker

Dancoyote Antonelli: and a serial attacker