The Return Of The Living Dead

The passing away of Alizarin Goldflake led to a return to SL of antiquities for her memorial in UWA. The visitors were so old that a Philip Linden doll would look like a fancy meshbody next to them. They hardly could move but luckily were still able to write, probably on a typewriter they had connected with the Commodore or Atari console.

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Fortunately I could save the memorial a bit in honour of Alizarin Goldflake.

Penumbra Carter: I meet her in RL in Boston , with her husband , it was a SL thingy we did that Jay from BIW and Misprint put together

Dividni Shostakovich: I don’t think Soror Nishi be in-world in ages

Jayjay Zifanwe: i havent seen her in a while

Wizzy Gynoid: Thoth met Alizarin in real life in Boston.

Apmel Ibbetson: When SaveMe is here Sorror has to come!

SaveMe Oh: Sorry I am late, some Guantanamo bay employee of Jayjay thought it was a good idea to ban me yesterday.

Penumbra Carter: Her husband did alot of her filming for her

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SaveMe Oh: Hi darlings

Apmel Ibbetson: I’m not your darling..anymore

SaveMe Oh: Once a darling always a darling

Penumbra Carter: Alizarin RL art was quite lovely too

Eliza Wierwight: I had a look at her RL website a few days ago, agreed

Corcosman Voom: Her SL art was based on her RL art

Banrion Constatine: Extremely talented.

Penumbra Carter: Atmospheric

Eliza Wierwight: Though I’d be surprised if anyone was exclusively creative here

Jayjay Zifanwe: Quite a few are

Corcosman Voom: Yes

Eliza Wierwight: Really, interesting

SaveMe Oh: Ampel is exclusive non creative in both worlds, but that besides

Banrion Constatine: Less threat of rejection in a virtual world making art. 🙂

Apmel Ibbetson: hahahah..true Save

Eliza Wierwight: I can’t make a sandwich without designing it lol

Corcosman Voom: SL allows people to imagine themselves differently and play like we used to as young children

Penumbra Carter: well I dont know about that LOL

Dividni Shostakovich: Eliza, why does that not surprise me lol

Apmel Ibbetson: I’m just there for the sex

SaveMe Oh: But he is a great nibbler

Dekka Raymaker: Hey SaveMe good to see you here

SaveMe Oh: I am here due to Jayjay after he fired one off his security clowns

Dekka Raymaker: Yeah FreeWee took all those bribes from and i hardly won at UWA 🙂

Eliza Wierwight: ~laughs~ Free wouldn’t!

SaveMe Oh: My bribe worked, I paid Tutsy to not become number one again

Apmel Ibbetson: I am the only one living that never won anything in UWA

Banrion Constatine: We never won anything, Apmel, you’re safe.

Apmel Ibbetson: Besides SaveMe of course

Jayjay Zifanwe: Apmel. dont you remember that high5 i gave you?

Dekka Raymaker: I did win once or twice, I got the good try award

SaveMe Oh: I never participated, I dont like sport

Corcosman Voom: Heh

Apmel Ibbetson: haha does that count Jayjay

Sowa Mai: I won the respect of my peers, then gambled it away

Jayjay Zifanwe: SaveMe did participate

SaveMe Oh: No, I send a DO IT YOURSELF item. Did you screw it together Jayjay?

Jayjay Zifanwe: Its on your blog

SaveMe Oh: Never believe my blog, its all edited

Penumbra Carter: 🙂 well we know that

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe doesn’t have a blog..it is art..so never trust it

Jayjay Zifanwe: lol SaveMe you have a bad memory. you were the artwork. remember you stood in your spot for hours. That was fun

Eliza Wierwight: I recall that

Penumbra Carter: with a bat

SaveMe Oh: But that is not participation, that’s a state of existence

Jayjay Zifanwe: yup

Apmel Ibbetson: Yes that bat..that is why i don’t remember anything from that meeting

Jayjay Zifanwe: still.. you took part

Penumbra Carter: Unofficial participation

Jayjay Zifanwe: And you won an award then it was official

Penumbra Carter: raison d’etere

Jayjay Zifanwe: she had a nameplate and everything

Penumbra Carter: LOL

SaveMe Oh: No Jayjay, you took part of my artwork, be clear about it

Jayjay Zifanwe: and after she took around the bat

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe always hits her old darlings with a bat

Jayjay Zifanwe: We made sure she could only stay in her exhibition spot and not move around 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Name plate??

Jayjay Zifanwe: Yes… the artist name plate… like you see for Alizarin in front of some of the artworks

SaveMe Oh: How does a nameplate looks?

Dekka Raymaker: I have mine on sale in Ebay, SaveMe you can look at that one

Penumbra Carter: So you did participate with the rest of us after all!

Jayjay Zifanwe: Yes.. thats her nameplate there

Penumbra Carter: LOL

Sowa Mai: I dont think i have seen so many people on my friends list in the same place in a long time

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Apmel Ibbetson: Igor just dropped in

SaveMe Oh: Igorrrrrr honey

Igor Ballyhoo: hello friends

SaveMe Oh: Omg that body

Jayjay Zifanwe: Long time no see bro

Eliza Wierwight: Miracle you made it lol

Apmel Ibbetson: Wait before you have sex..this is a memorial kind of

SaveMe Oh: When you don’t have sex you will never become immortal

Penumbra Carter: that is a complicated sentence

Apmel Ibbetson: must be really immortal then..

Pixels Sideways: this is the Ali sculpt that Wotthe Dickens made from a scan of Ali’s avatar for the Environmental Fluidity show.

Sowa Mai: it’s scary

SaveMe Oh: I thought it was Michael Jackson

Sowa Mai: dug him up

SaveMe Oh: So we can 3D print Ali for in our car?

Dekka Raymaker: Aren’t we all pre mesh, retro SL artists

Dekka Raymaker: Why do we have 50 bloody chairs here?

SaveMe Oh: For the ones who have gone

Eliza Wierwight: ambiance

SaveMe Oh: Or you prefer coffins?

Dekka Raymaker: Well we could lie down

Igor Ballyhoo: IF I ever die and you people make a memorial, you invite SaveMe Oh to it, I swear I will come back from my grave and fuck up every last motherfucker who is responsible for her presence

Penumbra Carter: sweet:)

SaveMe Oh: You will never die Igor, we will make sure. BTW, Igor, can you stop smoking at a memorial?

Penumbra Carter: Do you need some soap for that mouth?

Eliza Wierwight: even me?

Dekka Raymaker: Well that’s a challenge then

Apmel Ibbetson: NOW we are getting worked up here

Jayjay Zifanwe: “Rage against the dying of the light”

Eliza Wierwight: ~sniffleslaughs~

Dekka Raymaker: Can we have £D mesh SaveMe Oh’s

Jayjay Zifanwe: Thats the flip title

Penumbra Carter: Is that why Jesus came back?

Banrion Constatine: SaveMe was there at the crucifixion.

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe is for free.. otherwise she would be a whore

Pixels Sideways: I was thinking maybe I came back too soon.

Apmel Ibbetson: The seats are free.. but you can’t sit in them

SaveMe Oh: now thats deep, Ampel!

Igor Ballyhoo: I see her work here that was on Snowcrash, if anyone still remembers snowcrash

Eliza Wierwight: Which one Igor?

Penumbra Carter: I remember that Igor

SaveMe Oh: Was that before or after our relation, Igor?

Eliza Wierwight: Igor built it

SaveMe Oh: Since when he builds?

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Penumbra Carter: The last piece she built here was the aquarium?

Corcosman Voom: The maze was her first attempt at making something immersive

Dekka Raymaker: I remember the aquarium, just before I left for a short break

Penumbra Carter: She had it up in her house too, I looked at some of her blogs recently, she did a lot

Corcosman Voom: She made a machinima of Aquarelle with Chantal Harvey doing the filming, that was a fun project

Pixels Sideways: Akizarin had one of her dome installations in Caerleon’s dream show. and a few other shows we did – Ali was always generous about sharing her work.

Apmel Ibbetson: I must have made a machinima from her work that nobody has seen more than once.. me

SaveMe Oh: I wont tell about my machinima as they will accuse me of promotion activities

Dekka Raymaker: She definitely had her own style here in SL

Soror Nishi: hi all

Penumbra Carter: love the fishes

Wizzy Gynoid: nice Fish Saveme, So far, I’m not too laggy

Soror Nishi: Your fish are slowing me down

SaveMe Oh: Great in this quick world

Wizzy Gynoid: Soror you can turn your complexity slider way down

Corcosman Voom: Or just Mute

Banrion Constatine: I’m out too. This is really a nice tribute to Ali. It’s nice to see everyone together like the old days. Toodles.

Soror Nishi: bye dividni, sorry I was badly lagged out.

Wizzy Gynoid: I wish I had one of those Alizarin statues.

Corcosman Voom: It really is kind of scary : )

Apmel Ibbetson: standing close to SaveMe is always scary

Igor Ballyhoo: I have to go now friends

SaveMe Oh: Ok darling

Igor Ballyhoo: Wish to see some gatherings on brighter ocasions

SaveMe Oh: a kiss?

Jayjay Zifanwe: sorry i been too lagged to move

Corcosman Voom: Soror is stuck in lag also, Jayjay

SaveMe Oh: That how dinosaurs died out, to slow to move

Wizzy Gynoid: I’m not lagging too bad. Usually I crash.

Apmel Ibbetson: I can even dance

SaveMe Oh: I can load 10 avis

Jayjay Zifanwe: SaveMe waiting to dance with you Apmel

SaveMe Oh: I dont understand those people. Didnt they all get rich with their art like me?

Soror Nishi: not too bad now I’ve turned it all down to basic

Apmel Ibbetson: I don’t want to shame her..she is an awfuldancer

Corcosman Voom: Soror, when did you first meet Alizarin? Do you remember? You two became very close friends.

Soror Nishi: It must have been 9 years ago

SaveMe Oh: Grandmothers memoirs and now they can only lag…..sigh

Soror Nishi: I’m terrible with dates

SaveMe Oh: Can somebody also tell what they did last week?

Apmel Ibbetson: my working memory is gone

Wizzy Gynoid: I have missed SaveMe so much

SaveMe Oh: what a convenience

Jayjay Zifanwe: Last week we were regaled with grand tales of SaveMe and Bryn

Soror Nishi: I went to work SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: Did you heared the lies of Bryn about Sabrinaas memorial?

Wizzy Gynoid: I remember Sabrina’s memorial.

Soror Nishi: Me to

Apmel Ibbetson: me too

SaveMe Oh: Pity the Aliz doll cant dance with us

Peli Dieterle: yes she was a doll )

SaveMe Oh: If someone think its a good idea I bring Alizarin alive again please send me her password and login.

Bye Alizarin!

A Relearning Experience

Once he wrote:

“In second life Saveme’s art is half-arsed, yes she can go to a good artists exhibit held on large well know gallery sites in second life and slag them off, but if she tried it on with a crap artist on a small private parcel she would last 10 seconds before the parcel owner kicked and banned her, so her art would be a fail and she can’t claim it’s a success because she would be kicked and banned because they didn’t get it.

Or maybe that’s a good point, Saveme Oh’s is the best compliment available, because she can only choose to attack artists who work is better than hers?

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It should say ‘Saveme Oh’s art is the best compliment available’”

According to Dekka Raymaker.

But after this short dispute we became good friends, and I took care to save him permanently by sending my dear friend Penumbra Carter over to England to make him a better person. She had to marry him for that and everything looked fine….until he teamed up with notorious immaculate conceptor Eupalinos Ugajin in a LEA sim. Back to zero!

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SaveMe Oh: Great you invite me to places I am banned. Makes the prisons you build feel very alive.

Dekka Raymaker: Sorry SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: You should be. I guess everybody needs to team up with idiots sometimes. Eupalinos Ugajin + friends, what a joke

Dekka Raymaker: Well it’s all about capitalism SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: More about capital punishment I would say. And the ones who collaborate with it.

Dekka Raymaker: A relearning experience.

About Nothing

Dear LEA AIR Land Grant applicant:

Thank you applying for an LEA AIR Land Grant region. It was very difficult to determine how to award the grant for a mere 20 regions with so many high caliber applications.

We are very happy to tell you that we have chosen your proposal for a LEA AIR Land Grant region.

We want to thank you for applying, and encourage you to do your best to fully fulfil the enormous expectations  that your genius application has raised at our humble committee, who almost doesn’t feel worthy even to handle such a challenge for the world of arts.

On behalf of the LEA Committee we congratulate you already and offer our services wherever we can. If it is possible we would like to be part of your masterplan in the following way,

Bryn Oh would like to appear as a transparent statue to symbolise her absolute contribution to NOTHING.

JayJay Zifanwe would like to be the friend of everybody as he is the master in keeping relationships about NOTHING.

L1Aura Loire would like to be the ass to be licked as she has the biggest ass.

LaPiscean Liberty would like to host all the movies made about NOTHING as he already does so for a long time.

PatriciaAnne Daviau would like to be in the tourist info stand so she can inform everybody in her most friendly way about NOTHING

Solo Mornington would like to do NOTHING as that is his live long passion

Werner Kurosawa would like to build a roof over NOTHING

Chantal Harvey would like to shoot again one of her movies about NOTHING

Dekka Raymaker would like to knit the word NOTHING to attach it on Werner’s roof above NOTHING

Rowan Derryth would like to write in her blog everything about NOTHING with even more energy than she wrote before about NOTHING

Zachh Cale would love to eject, ban and kill every intruder who wants to destroy NOTHING

If our humble suggestions don’t fit in your concept, please replace us for anyone else as we are NOTHING more than NOTHING

The LEA Committee.

Here the link to the application:

https://savemeoh.wordpress.com/2012/07/20/application-for-nothing/

The Day A Miracle Happened

Yesterday a miracle happened in LEA. When Iceland artist Returned Resident was praying with some friends for the well being of me, the poorly banned SaveMe Oh. What he didn’t know was that I was all day busy rearranging the board members of the LEA committee. First I fired Sasun Steinbeck and DanCoyote Antonelli, and then I used the words of Ginette Pinazzo to undermine the committee further. I send some cakes and pure New Zealand wool to Dekka Raymaker to keep him a happy knitting granny. Drank a tea with Werner Kurosawa and asked my friend LaPiscian Liberty to cut off the fingers of Solo Mornington so he couldn’t touch the ban button again. Bryn Oh is my sister and only busy with her own stuff, so no danger there and I installed Elisa Linden in the LEA chat group to keep an eye on everybody.

And Jayjay Zifanwe? You know Jayjay, he tries to forget me, he tries to avoid me, he tries to deny me, but he is soooo much a middle of the road man, that he needs my love to survive.

And then the Linden; they know their publicity is much better off with me than with an idiot as Solo Mornington, and the majority of friends I put on the chairs in the board now could do no other than unban me finally for a crime I never committed.

And then I appeared in full glory with my Licking Every Ass dress as the virgin Maria in LEA. And this miracle was so majestic that poor Returned Resident, who could only speak the ugly Icelandic language before looked at my ass, which has a natural beauty quality and spoke his first words in English. “What a great ass, he said”.