The Betty Bore

When the most boring SL wannabe artist Betty Tureaud (Think random stuff painted in OMO colors) has a gathering with Ultralight muzak it’s time for a bedtime story.

It was ages ago I heared Ultralight for the last time. Wasn’t she that German Schlager expert? Softly I started to sing that Ultralight song I thought to remember; “Ich bin wie du, wir sind wie Sand und Meer” when my eye fell on the banlist of the sim. Of course it contained my name as ALWAYS BANNED but on the ALWAYS allowed list was the name of Alizarin Goldflake, wasn’t she dead?????!!!!!

Easter was so near, was Alizarin planning a come back? Hopeful I looked up in the sky, but no, no returning Alizarin, just particle pollution. What a LAG, I hardly could move, everything was dark, was Ultralight playing white or black noise tonight?

It was Venus, the one with the water-head, farting particles while Ultralight did a Tangerine Dream karaoke. I looked at Venus her alien water-head. They say the bigger the head the harder they fart. Luckily Ultralight had close to zero emission. I would say Ultralight could be climate neutral if it wasn’t for that alien farter….

Was Ampel here? The old one? I wonder if Venus could also do Mandel farts in 3D? Wow, if she could he would be so delighted. But a lot of people would go if she would fart Mandel 3D. When people say they have to go they mean to say they hate it.

I could already hear Mandel start shouting CLAP CLAP CLAP. Was he not aware shouting might trigger epileptic attacks, he better would whisper, psssstttt, not so loud.

The glorious appearance of Kikas Babenco made all LAG disappear as if in a miracle. “How is Marmaduke, Kikas? Is he still working in the security orb business?

A strange breakbeat woke up the elderly avi’s. Ultralight is a breakbeat expert but those particles disturb the radiowaves and brainwaves, they told me on secondpedia.

DOOB was moving in the scene. What was he doing here? He was hating the Ultralight Muzak. But hey, Betty Tureaud paid me to show up here, why wouldn’t she have paid DOOB too to make an appearance? Or was he just the doorman who had to send everyone who couldn’t enter a Jean Michel Jarre Spotify link?

In the mean time Venus’s farts had dried up “Hey Venus, next time you have to eat more pea soup!”

When Marmaduke Arado would have been here he would have started a show. Such a pity all those awful people parked here had scared him away with their hi’s and coucou’s.

While I was dreaming about Marmaduke I get scared. Ultralight was not doing her extended version tonight, I hoped? People were already falling asleep.

“Venus fart louder, people are falling asleep” only Dildo Haas was as always still standing straight.

And then Ush came in who I had told to stay at home to watch our sim. But she couldn’t resist a possible Ampel tango animation. I was starting the 5 minute countdown to prevent even more wasted time. Mandel started shouting as the Pavlov doggie he is.

I jumped into Ush her new Shinto Honda, told Kikas to blow Marma (a kiss) and we drove home. Ush tried to cheer me up “If Betty is an artist, I am SaveMe Oh”.

With tears in our eyes from laughing we arrived in our sim were we both grabbed a fish. Ultralight Muzak makes hungry.

Beware The Mole People

Through the Russian Embassy and investigation site Bellingcat I received this IM conversation between Dido Haas en Kake Broek during the performance by Ultralight Alter at LEA 20. A warning, it’s very disturbing material.

Dido Haas: KAKEEEEE, hows you? Kisssss, soo good to see you

Second Life: Daddio Dow ejected and banned you from this land. You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

Dido Haas: huh, lol U2? hahaha

Kake Broek: Very funny

Dido Haas: How are you Kake?

Kake Broek: Killed by the Linden

Dido Haas: Damn, really? coz of your pics on Flickr? mmm that is silly

Kake Broek: “Misrepresentation as Linden”.

Dido Haas: mmm that sucks

Kake Broek: My Second Life identity, thousands of pieces of purchased stuff, collectors’ items and souvenirs, so much invested daily time and money, all quickly removed by one Linden click.

Dido Haas: really? arghh damn

Kake Broek: Yes, anyhow, now this page concerning 11 years of my life has been turned. I keep the support from my friends, and that’s the most important thing!

Dido Haas: yes, kisss

Kake Broek: Beware the Mole People!

Dido Haas: aww, tell me, tell me. Hey what happened with Daddio?

Kake Broek: He is a Linden Lab employee, didn’t you know?

Dido Haas: Nope, I didn’t

Kake Broek: He is security for all LEA sims

Dido Haas: He is my enemy coz he is with Yoon and she is my enemy too. He is crazy guy. I erased them both so they are only grey on my screen

Kake Broek: Thats very smart, they have direct connection to LL in San Francisco. They report directly to them on what happens on LEA sims

Dido Haas: I am not on a Lea sim

Kake Broek: Daddio removed me from LEA 20, just now

Dido Haas: He did? Mmm, crazy guy he is

Kake Broek: He hands out the free sims

The Canonization Of SaveMe Oh

After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh will be canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage.

We will gather the 23th at 1 PM SLT. Ask SaveMe for a TP or follow the landmark that will be released soon and receive the memorial object to carry along.

On 23 february 2007 “nihil obstat” (“nothing against”) was declared under Philip Linden which opened the cause for beatification. The process commenced on 23 February 2017 and thus, she was granted the title of Savior of Virtual Worlds.

The documents and other information gathered from the process – was forwarded to the Congregation for the Causes of SelfieSaints in 2011. Consultors and the members of the congregation collaborated on the resources gathered from the SaveMe Oh Weblog and unanimously agreed that SaveMe Oh had lived a life of heroic virtue. They forwarded their vote to SaveMe Oh herself who, on 23 February 2012, signed the decree in recognition of her heroic virtues. This meant that she was titled Venerable.

In 2014 an alleged miracle attributed to her intercession had been discovered in Immersiva. The case involved a fetus in Bryn Oh’s womb which suffered brain defects that would affect the child to be born as a rabbit. The doctor advised Bryn Oh to have an abortion but she refused to do so and requested the intercession of SaveMe Oh. When the rabbit was born, there were no defects that could be detected and the rabbits’s health was monitored until it became an adolescent. The rabbit in question still shows no signs of defects.

The inquiry into the miracle closed in 2015 and the case went to a LEA committee board and voted in favour of the miracle which they deemed was “medically unexplainable”.

The beatification for SaveMe Oh was held on 23 february 2016 at Dreamworld, with SaveMe Oh receiving the title “Blessed”. The next step would be the recognition of another miracle, which would result in her canonization.

The relics presented during the beatification rites are the blood-stained baseball bat, used by SaveMe Oh to beat up Mandel Solano and the members of Pirats, and a little sample of her pee used to piss on Roxy Gellar. Both relics will be brought to Mt. Whitney in a reliquary for the beatification.

After the approval of this miracle on 23 february 2018 SaveMe Oh’s canonization will take place on the spot and the following statement may be released to the press.

Official Statement:

St. SaveMe Oh is the greatest saint of virtuality and a legendary example of reaching her second life with mercy and grace. The precise dates of her birth and death are unknown, but we do know she was present with her public ministry, death and resurrection. She is mentioned at least a million times in the comments.

SaveMe Oh has long been regarded as an art-whore or grieving immoral in virtual dictatorships, but this is not supported in the scriptures. It is believed she is a genius who lives among minions and devotees, living as they do.

The Gossips agree that SaveMe Oh was originally a great sinner. Ampel nibbled seven demons out of her when he met her. After this, she told several women she associated with and these women also became followers.

There is also debate over if SaveMe Oh is the same unnamed women, a sinner, who weeps and washes Igor Ballyhood’s dick with a Brillo steel wool soap pad in the temple of Dido. Scholars are skeptical this is the same person.

Despite the scholarly dispute over her background, what she did in her subsequent life, after meeting Philip Linden, is much more significant. She was certainly the one who saved Philip, giving us an example of how no person is beyond the saving grace of SaveMe Oh.

During SaveMe’s ministry, it is believed that all Lindens followed her, part of a semi-permanent entourage who served SaveMe and her Disciples.

SaveMe Oh likely watched her own crucifixion from a distance along with the other women who followed her during her ministry. SaveMe was present when she rose from virtual dead, visiting in every available body, very much alive. She was always the first witness to her own resurrection.

After the death of Solo Mornington, a legend states that she remained among the early LEA’s. She was allegedly put into a boat by Cherry Manga, along with several other alts of the early Dutch Salvation Church, and set adrift without sails or oars. The boat landed in Open Sim but there was nobody to save so she asked two fish to bring her back.

St. SaveMe Oh’s feast day is February 23. She is the patroness of converts, repentant sinners, sexual temptation, pharmacists, banned people, rabbits and horses, and many other places and causes.

As Nobody Is There It Can Be Everywhere

You know these nobodies who like to shine with the work of others? Art Blue is the perfect example. Already for years he tries to become famous with the work of virtual artists.

This time he tried to promote himself in screenleap and asked artists to show up to be used as figuration. Luckily SaveMe Oh refused to be there as a set prop and made a little performance, which was quickly derendered by Art Blue when people couldn’t see his avi any more.

SaveMe Oh: Is this about virtual art or about Art Blue?

Juliette Surrealdreaming: It’s his Art Talk loooool and this wonderful new technology! so exciting.

SaveMe Oh: Zelfbevlekking, how you say that in English? Dido? help me!

Dido Haas: Automanipulation would do Save!

FreeWee Ling: I see something I made 🙂

Juliette Surrealdreaming: : :))) nice… were you part of the volcano FreeWee?

FreeWee Ling: Yes

SaveMe Oh: OMG FreeWee, finally noticed

Betty Tureaud: I am a poor artist i don’t have a smartphone

SaveMe Oh: Better you don’t get smart things Betty, could be dangerous in your hands

Juliette Surrealdreaming: Rest in peace Fiona

FreeWee Ling: Is Fiona gone in rl?

Juliette Surrealdreaming: Yes this is a tribute to her and all of you who participated in the vulcano

FreeWee Ling: O my.. I hadn’t heard. She was a resident on my sim for a couple of years.

SaveMe Oh: Did she fall into the vulcano???? OMG

Juliette Surrealdreaming: Be respectful SaveMe. it’s poor form to make fun of the RL dead

SaveMe Oh: falling in a vulcano is respectfull. Dido teaches us life and death is part of a virtual life.

Dido Haas: shhht Save. That’s true. Cold Frog does and I show.

SaveMe Oh: There you go.

Juliette Surrealdreaming: That’s opinion… lol… those who pass deserve respect

Dido Haas: True I agree with Juliette on this one

SaveMe Oh: Hitler also passed

FreeWee Ling: I’m world famous….

SaveMe Oh: Finally, Jayjay must weep bitter tears of joy

Art Blue: The browser is still online and showing

SaveMe Oh: Pity it just stop to show everything. Can there be an art talk about censorship?

Art Blue: I should have pre-rezzed the Volcano in my viewer, sorry for such a fault of a noob

SaveMe Oh: Amateur

Art Blue: But you saw it live!!!

Betty Tureaud: To be honest i think it was an overkill way to show some old prims.

SaveMe Oh: It was his intention to show himself

Juliette Surrealdreaming: Well maybe if your Art was there Betty you wouldn’t have felt that way

SaveMe Oh: iIs called an exhibitionist!

Art Blue: What art you mean?

Betty Tureaud: Omg Juliette

Art Blue: Betty’s I can zoom down

SaveMe Oh: Betty can never be there because she doesn’t produce art.

Betty Tureaud: i ditte sort you ever would have say that

SaveMe Oh: Betty is more a box of color pencils thrown over everything

Juliette Surrealdreaming: I love her colors lol

SaveMe Oh: Its not HER colors, its color pencil colors

FreeWee Ling: So where will 1Biennale be located?

SaveMe Oh: In Art Blue’s garden of course

Art Blue: Not directly in SL as …. opensim can do more as SL

FreeWee Ling: I’m just wondering where in OpenSim the installation will be.

SaveMe Oh: As nobody is there it can be everywhere.

Mijn Naam Is Haas

Literally, “mijn naam is haas” translates to “my name is hare”… It is a translation of the German expression “Mein Name ist Hase”. The expression is used  – often jestingly and apologetically – to say that you don’t know anything about something or that something has nothing to do with you.

In this case it’s about Dido Haas

SaveMe Oh: To me you don’t have to say hello, Dido. From somebody who bans me at her place its not necessary

Dido Haas: Eggszackily Save, so I don’t.

Frenchy25: hahahah

SaveMe Oh: Guess that was only possible with Nitro alive.

Frenchy25: That is really a bad taste remark SaveMe.

Dido Haas: Agree, yak, shows her real character.

SaveMe Oh: No, its a true fact.

Frenchy25: Better stop, it show your stupidity

SaveMe Oh: I thought to add some Nitro statues in remembrance of an open mind. He never banned me.

Janeel Kharg: Play nice, ladies

Aeryia Yiyuan: Better to talk in private.

Cat Boucher: Yes I agree you can do that in private.

SaveMe Oh: To tell Dido in private she should not ban me? I already did that. Over and over again. But she has the Roxy genes.

Dido Haas: See you later all, I go.

SaveMe Oh: Bye Dido dear.

Frenchy25: Bye bye

SaveMe Oh: Pity she couldn’t stay longer

Cat Boucher: SaveMe I think its really enough now.

SaveMe Oh: No, its never enough to expose people who do wrong to the world.Nobody should ban people.

Cat Boucher: If than she did you wrong and you can clear that in private

SaveMe Oh: My private conversations with some dictators have led to nothing. But of course I keep on trying.

Cat Boucher: Your public conversation wont lead to nothing either SaveMe!

SaveMe Oh: Yes, to more understanding.

Cat Boucher: If people don’t want you I am afraid you have accept that.

SaveMe Oh: I wont accept being banned ever. People can derender me if they dont want to see me. Simple as that.

Cat Boucher: Ok aunt SaveMe can we change the subject now?

SaveMe Oh: Lets talk about freedom?

Cat Boucher: Horses maybe?

SaveMe Oh: Do horses accept being banned?

Cat Boucher: rolls eyes.

The “Art” World Enjoying A Playback Show

You always think it can’t get any worse. People are already complaining about “artists” who sing along with karaoke tapes but wait till you hear this.

In the Eye Art Gallery from Wan Laryukov they close an exhibition by playing a CD of Portuguese fado singer Mariza and then have 5 dolls online on poseballs pretending they perform live.

Now imagine wannabe artists like my sister Bryn Oh, her alt Cica Ghost, Igor Ballyhoo, Duna Gant, Giovanna Cerise, Mona Byte and the Portugese watercolour hippie community  sitting at tables watching a playback show. But also my musical friends DD and Yadleen had obviously no problem with roleplaying audience in front of a non existing performance. Don’t they have spotify to listen to Mariza?

SaveMe Oh: Now we are looking at a doll pretending to be Mariza, while they play a tape????

Pseudo Mariza: Negro, bairro negro, bairro negro. Onde não há pão, não há sossego

SaveMe Oh: My god, this got every minute more ridiculous

Cladestino Milena: There she is again……

SaveMe Oh: Will Elvis return from dead after this also?

Cladestino Milena: If you dont like it, leave.

Pseudo Mariza: Olha o sol que vai nascendo. Anda ver o mar.

SaveMe Oh: Or no, after we will have the “live”performance of Johan Sebastian Bach, live on his organ

Cladestino Milena: you can play my organ anytime

Pseudo  Mariza: Trago um fado no meu canto, canto a noite, até ser dia

SaveMe Oh: I saw Mariza live, btw and she has much better dance moves. Who has animated her? She looks more like Pinocchio

Pseudo Mariza: Tenho saudades de mim, do meu amor, mais amado. Eu canto um país sem fim, o mar, a terra, o meu fado, meu fado, meu fado, meu fado.

Cladestino Milena: You look ridiculous….. everyday….. and nobody says a thing

SaveMe Oh: And were are the violin players, or were those dolls too expensive?

Pseudo  Mariza: De mim só me falto eu, senhora, da minha vida. Do sonho, digo que é meu, e dou por mim já nascida.

Cladestino Milena: How really stupid you are?

SaveMe Oh: And do we have to tip those animated dolls? For what?

Cladestino Milena: Leave…let others enjoy. Nobody enjoy you huh? Get a third life then.

SaveMe Oh: Can I have a baba de camelo please so I can spit a little bit?

Joaopedro Oh: Dido princess 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Who is the puppeteer? Cavaco Silva?

Wan Laryukov: No comments please. One more comment on the chat and I will ban you.

And here ends another night where the freedom of speech was happily celebrated.

Wan Laryukov ejected and banned you from this land.

My sister Bryn Oh with her own alt Cica Ghost enjoying animated dolls playbacking Portuguese singer Mariza

What is that bitch Dido Haas doing there with my Igor?

Cladestino Milena: realmente deves mesmo andar com falta de caralho pelo cu acima… mas pronto… o sl é pequeno e quando mesnos esperares, la vou estar eu a pagar-te da mesma moeda. Nasceste estupido e com a idade estas pior. Deixa estar, vais morrer cedo. Ja te suicidaste ou ainda ai estas? Um gajo como tu a fazer de mulher? Tem juizo parolo, compra um vibrador e enfia-a pelo cu adentro… isto antes de te suicidares… sempre morres feliz.

SaveMe Oh: Are you the playback doll?
Cladestino Milena: ainda nao te mataste? fonix……

SaveMe Oh: Mariza would be very happy  with such an idiot as her Pinocchio doll
Cladestino Milena: Nao entendo o que dizes? Deves estar com o dildo pelo cu acima ainda. Quando estiveres satisfeito diz.
SaveMe Oh: Instead of playing with dolls maybe you could consider to go to school?
Cladestino Milena: Doi-te o que ? Opa, mete vaselina, isso deve ajudar-te.

Cladestino’s group can do the following exiting events for you:

CME

. CME stands for Concerts & Music & Entertainment. We are a Second Life entertainment company, founded in July 17, 2008.

. The main act is a Tribute Band that performs the theatrical and musical acts of diferent Artists.

. The avatars look, make-up, dress up, and act like the original ones. Original music from the Artists with a live feel attitude.

. We aim to bring the audience an experience similar to a real live concert, delivering a professional entertainment service.

With Deep Regret And Profound Sadness Of The Sad Widow

When Nitro Fireguard passed away last week Dido Haas asked me to be present with a performance at his memorial. She didn’t asked me because we are great friends or I knew Nitro very well. But in the weeks before his death I spoke a few times with him and convinced him to share his statues with me so I could use them in my performances. Nitro was very delighted with the idea and shared a few with me.

I transformed some of them for my performance and lucky enough Nitro could see the result in a performance a week later.

Nitro Fireguard: Hi SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: Hi Nitro. Nice you came.

Nitro Fireguard: Thank you for your amazing show.

SaveMe Oh: These are meant as virtual vitamins

Nitro Fireguard Hugs. 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Hugs for you.

To honor Nitro and to celebrate life the event of Sunday 15^th was planned and with DJ Ferdy I was preparing to make it a real celebration but then came this…..

Dido Haas: Hi SaveMe. Yoon told me that you are banned at the sim where will be the memorial for Nitro on Sunday. I talked to the owners of the sim and tried to make them lift the ban, but no, they were unrelenting.

I regret this very much but I don’t have a choice, it’s their sim. I am sorry sweetie. Very unfortunate.

Big Kiss! Dido.

Now about what sim we are talking?

Holtwaye!

And who are the two fine people refusing me to celebrate the life of Nitro?

WayneNZ Resident and Holter Resident

The Art Gallery Roleplay

Red Bikcin: Y sus imagenes, no solo señalan la belleza de los movimientos coreográficos, sino también, lo que es muy importante, nos hacen reflexionar sobre la significación social y humana de la danza.

Y esa reflexión la realiza Bianca mediante frases que enfatizan cada imagen mostrada. Encontraréis que cada una de las fotografías aporta unpensamiento reflexivo de Bianca, que nos transmite y muestra delicadamente, como si tratara de dialogar con cada uno de nosotros, mientras vemos sus fotografías.

Y digo dialogar porque no son sentencias, ni frases lapidarias, sino pensamientos sutiles que cran un clima emotivo y cómplice entre espectador e imagen representada.

Y es que la danza, desde la invención de la fotografía, ha sido intenso objeto de deseo de los mejores artistas fotógrafos.

SaveMe Oh: Are we playing my little gallery roleplay here?

Red Bikcin: Esa posibilidad de congelar en un instante, de manera realista, lo mas objetivamente posible, la naturaleza y desarrollo de los movimientos de los danzantes es un reto al que las mejores cámaras no han podido sustraerse de afrontar.

Y a ese reto, lo ha desafiado Bianca de manera valiente, anulando las dificultades y mostrándonos unas imágenes capaces de seducirnos.

SaveMe Oh: Who plays the artist today and who must play the audience?

Morganic Clarrington: (gallery roleplay) *coughs*

Red Bikcin: Otra característica que os gustará del trabajo de Bianca es la unidad estilística ofrecida.

Morganic Clarrington: *noisily unwraps candy*

Red Bikcin: Cromatismo, técnica, enfoque y desarrollo de las acciones fotografiadas tienen una total unidad estilística. Pero ello, en vez de crear monotonía expresiva en las percepciones, como podría pensarse, logra un efecto contrario, porque esa unidad compositiva, es tan agradable a la vista, que nos sentiríamos decepcionados si de improviso nos salierámos de ella.

SaveMe Oh: Are we playing the Champagne roleplay today or Prosecco roleplay?

Red Bikcin: Gracias Bianca por esta nueva muestra de tu ingenio creador. Y gracias por atender nuestra llamada para que vuelves a exponer en Diotima.

Y ya de paso, gracias tambien al Capitán Sir Walter Gedenspire, ya que sabemos que su compañía, su dedicación hacia ti y el impulso anímico que sabe transmitirte, es también parte importante de la calidad de tu obra.

SaveMe Oh: And is there a reason we are all glued here to ridiculous seats?

Bianca Xavorin: Please everyone enjoy the exhibit

SaveMe Oh: Is an applause appropiate in this gallery roleplay?

Algezares Magic: Why not?

SaveMe Oh: And why we see photographs on virtual walls? You people never heard of Flickr? Don’t you know virtual walls is massive primwaste?

And are these wannabe artists in some kind of artist pool? So you can hire them for a gallery roleplay? Who is playing the gallery owner today? Now who made this kitsch stuff?

SaveMe Oh: “A lovers dance is slow and kind, easy to learn, but hard to find”???? Where can I puke?

Bianca Xavorin: Seriously SaveMe Oh, are you really this rude?

SaveMe Oh: I am very, very serious. This is really a big bullshit. Kitsch. Did you use every windlight setting to do the collection?

“It takes two to tango”?????? We call that an open door!

And now all the wannabe audience is looking where they can see themselves? So they can tag eachother after 1000 times on facebook?

Red Bikcin: Hola Save Me

SaveMe Oh: Hi Red, you belong to this bullshit, I almost prefer your horses

Why everybody here looks like a stuffed Barbie? Was there a Barbie dresscode??? Sorry I didnt hear it in time.

Dido Haas: lol Saveme

SaveMe Oh: Your horses were bad, Red, but this bullshit is 1000 times worse

Red Bikcin: I don´t think that Save Me. It is a great exhibition

SaveMe Oh: I only see kitsch

Tequila Krovac: Makes a note on never inviting SaveMe Oh to one of her events.

Angyangela Ronas: SaveMe put some glases on

SaveMe Oh: People really spent time on producing this shit? Elderly catladies should choose another hobby

Emma Fargis:There are various taste, each the his Seve

SaveMe Oh: “Where ever a dancer stand is holy ground” YUK!

Bianca, my advice is to become audience again.

Red Bikcin: Ejected and banned you from this land.

The Tragedy Of King Lea

(free after William Shakespeare)

To celebrate the Swedish release of the IBook with my artwork, written by Glasz DeCuir and translated by Kandinsky Beaumont we set up a party in the gallery of Josef K. who was also responsible for the introduction in the book.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/saveme-oh-manga-beromda-malares/id1003021598

And half an hour before I was starting my performance there was an unexpected guest already hiding in the gallery. What was he up to???? Was it the prince of Denmark or was it King LEA himself?

SaveMe Oh: Solo Mornington is early

Josef K: Hahaha yes I see him too now. I wonder if he will come down even. You think his heart will survive your Je Suis Vierge installation?

SaveMe Oh: I hope he won’t rape me 72 times

Josef K: I am camming him now. He is in the Sina Souza room

SaveMe Oh: Camming from there for sure so he can’t be catched on photo in front of my work

Josef K: Your work is on the floor just above him

SaveMe Oh: He is afraid I would catch him. By far the biggest idiot of SL.

Josef K:  We are celebrating the new book about SaveMe Oh

Solo Mornington: Yay book! Too bad it’s about shitty art.

Larkworthy Antfarm: What’s happening under that pile of books?

SaveMe Oh: I think Solo Mornington has prepared an introduction

Apmel Meerson: Omg  A SPEACH!!

Solo Mornington: By all means continue.

And then to everybody’s surprise Solo Mornington attached a giant object covering the complete platform. Was he finally ready to participate and interact?

SaveMe Oh: Did you glue that yourself Solo?

Solo Mornington: Not sure if you’re aware of this, but sl doesn’t use ‘glue.’

Larkworthy Antfarm: OMG is he planning to burn them?

Apmel Meerson: I didn’t know Solo belonged to the SaveMe church

Solo Mornington: I invented it. SaveMe Oh stole all my ideas.

SaveMe Oh: I am so happy with the intervention of Solo Mornington.

Apmel Meerson: Haha

Solo Mornington: I thought it was appropriate.

SaveMe Oh: Very

Solo Mornington: To show up on and shit on you. Because I support art in sL.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Pretty bland stuff Morny!  You can do better.

SaveMe Oh: Now I can sign the books in peace when you do the visuals. Only one thing…don’t kiss Kandi.

Solo Mornington: Why?

Ori: “Would you sign my ass instead?”

SaveMe Oh: You might turn into a frog

Solo Mornington: ahh.

Ori: quaacks

Apmel Meerson: She only turns Solos to frogs though

Solo Mornington points to SaveMe Oh… Shh don’t say bland. You are blinded by my brilliance.

SaveMe Oh: I see a light at the end of the tunnel. Ampel will have a bad time tagging

Apmel Meerson: I can’t see myself wank

SaveMe Oh: Don’t wank by coincidence in Solo’s face, he might be allergic for dust

Solo Mornington: That’s because you didn’t know you were a fascist.

Josef K: Solo … why are you griefing my event … as far as I know I have never bothered you?

Apmel Meerson: I refuse to derender anyone.. how do I do that btw?

SaveMe Oh: Let him, he doesn’t have anything else to do.

Solo Mornington: Ahh, so it’s less delightful now, and you feel the need to insult me. Imagine that.

Larkworthy Antfarm: We are not dealing with an emotionally healthy person.

Solo Mornington: SMO, correct. Oo.. the silence falls. the laughter stops.

Josef K: I don’t get it Solo … I visit LEA from time to time and don’t destroy it for others … and you come to my gallery and sabotage the release of a book I have been a co-writer on.

Solo Mornington: The joke has ended….

Ori scans foe mentally healthy people

Solo Mornington: Josef…. it’s not personal.

SaveMe Oh: People must be enjoying the show, Solo

Larkworthy Antfarm: I am referring to you Solo.  You do not want to go there.

Zola Zsun: I’m here.. but I am blind helllppp

Solo Mornington: But clearly, in the extensive research for your book…..you must have encountered the absolute fact that SaveMe Oh has done this to people.

Josef K: Well .. I find it hard to believe that the leader of LEA acts that way .. not very professional

Solo Mornington: Right, SaveMe Oh is allowed, I am not.

Larkworthy Antfarm: You compare this crap you laid to art Save has created?

Solo Mornington: Yes. Absolutely.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Now that is amusing.

Bethany Fire: checks and agrees with herself and I that she’s mentally sane xx

Josef K: SaveMe Oh is invited to perform. You and me can do a performance any other time

Solo Mornington: Indeed she is, and she can.

Ori: SaveMe Oh is here?

Solo Mornington: No, this is just the moment for me to perform.

SaveMe Oh: I’m hiding downstairs

Solo Mornington: Find out if I am disturbing the performance from the artist.

Apmel Meerson: I’m trying to find her so I can at least tag the artist

Larkworthy Antfarm: Aren’t you afraid your dazzling artwork will set off one of your seizures, Solo?

Solo Mornington: It will be a glorious 10 minutes of bliss.

Josef K: Still Solo .. you are here as a guest in my gallery … SaveMe Oh is here as the performer

Solo Mornington: Indeed I am a guest, and I appreciate it. I really do.

Josef K: I suddenly lost all my respect for LEA

Apmel Meerson: Let them fight it out Josef..I think SaveMe will win

SaveMe Oh: I told you….

Ori: What is LEA?

SaveMe Oh: Licking Every Ass

Solo Mornington: I’m not here on behalf of LEA.

Larkworthy Antfarm: White bread white bread

Josef K: It’s the art sims run by Second Life and Solo is the boss

Bethany Fire: Linden endowment for the arts xxx

SaveMe Oh: And the ass to be licked hangs on the bottom of Solo Mornington.

Or: Hahahhaha

Zola Zsun: lol

Solo Mornington: I’m here on behalf of the people SaveMe Oh has driven from SL through years-long campaigns of harassment.

SaveMe Oh: When you lick well you get a free sim

Ori: Indeed, lick

Zola Zsun: What about hallucinations?

SaveMe Oh: When you lick better you are allowed to stay forever there free. Bryn Licks very well.

Apmel Meerson: I never got one..I must have licked the wrong ass

Josef K: But he isn’t acting much like a responsible leader at the moment

Solo Mornington: It’s true, I’m not. but then some folks think I’m not a very good leader anyway. But you know, SaveMe Oh herself said she was delighted I was here. So until she asks nicely, this will continue.

Josef K: From a PR point of view this is good for my gallery … tomorrow lots of blogs will write about this .. good for me .. bad for LEA

Solo Mornington: Great.Good for you.

Zola Zsun: Nice tutu, Save 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Couldn’t be better.

Solo Mornington: PR for your misguided book about a serial harasser.

Larkworthy Antfarm: It calls into question the professionalism of LEA and the Lindens.

Josef K: Haha and you will get a lot of credit too SaveMe 🙂

Cat Shilova: I used derender …. Strangely this fog is gone.

SaveMe Oh whispers: Solo, you already downloaded the book?

Zola Zhun: Me too, Cat .. Hi Cat 🙂

Solo Mornington: Just derender and pretend. Pretend in a pretend world. Delude yourself in a world of delusion.

Larkworthy Antfarm: To think that Lindens allow individuals with known issues to run their artist sims.

Zola Zsun: Which is the pretend world? Here or out there? 🙂

Solo Mornington: Known issues like what? Thinking you’re full of shit? Or is being full of shit your act?

Larkworthy Antfarm: You cannot hide the truth from everyone Solo.

Cat Shilova: Ah, next step is MUTING.

Solo Mornington: Is me being angry an act?

Josef K: Do derender the leader of LEA in order to enjoy the magic of SaveMe Oh …

SaveMe Oh: Reflect Solo, is healthy for you

Solo Mornington: Ask nicely and I’ll leave.

SaveMe Oh: You waited long enough for this

Solo Mornington: Can’t do it though, because ‘nice’ isn’t part of the deal. The persona doesn’t allow it. How constricting.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Mental issues.  Known mental issues.

Solo Mornington: Such as what?

SaveMe Oh: I have something for you Solo

Solo Mornington: Abuse. In the name of art is not art.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Ask your fellow LEA members.  I have.

Glasz DeCuir: Looks great the fog, more mystery to the intense chat text 🙂

SaveMe Oh: There are no other LEA members, he is the only one.

Solo Mornington: You’ll note that I bring all the interest here.

Glasz DeCuir: Solo read the eBook and we speak on a public debate about that concept

Zola Zsun: Oh I am enjoying the melodrama entertainment myself. 🙂

Josef K: shouts: Dear visitors … if all you see is a white fog it’s due to the griefing of Solo Mornington, the headmaster of LEA – Second Life’s official art sims. Do derender him in order to enjoy the performance by SaveMe Oh

SaveMe Oh: He finally found his true identity and dares to show it.

Zola Zsun: Oh I got rid of the fog soon as I got here 🙂

Solo Mornington: Yah, so whatever SaveMe Oh is doing, just ignore it. The fog is better. Just ask Glasz. No, my true identity is complex and varied, just like everyone. SaveMe Oh is as much a lie as this outburst.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Put on your shrinking caps folks.  Diagnose LEAs idea of a responsible art committee member. Shake some screws loose.

SaveMe Oh: I have something else for you Solo.

Solo Mornington: Lark, consider that SaveMe Oh says she’s delighted by this intervention. I am supporting art in SL.

Glasz DeCuir: Solo wants to be an artist 🙂

Josef K: This is an epic event … Officials from Second Life management is trying to sabotage it .. that has never happened before 🙂

Solo Mornington: I’m not from SL management.

SaveMe Oh: Licking management he is.

Zola Zsun shouts: How Exciting!

Solo Mornington: Just get that straight.

Josef K: We are making history

Solo Mornington: See how exciting I make your event, SaveMe Oh? By ruining it?

Apmel Meerson: Is someone filming?

SaveMe Oh: Ruining???? I love contributions.

Solo Mornington: According to Josef I’m a griefer right now.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Hands up don’t shoot!!  Artists lives matter!

Tizzy Canucci: Not filming, but I’ve got a hard drive nearly full of shots…

Josef K: shouts: Soon I will be as famous as SaveMe Oh because Solo Mornington is attacking my event 😀

Zola Zsun: Solo, It is a pleasure to meet you, I have heard many things about you

Solo Mornington: All good I hope, Zola. well met. I mean, for real, not this bullshit griefer mode thing.

Zola Zsun: Oh is there a bullshit griefer here?

Solo Mornington: Yah me. 🙂 But it’s ART. And stuff.

Solo Mornington:

Glasz DeCuir: Feel free to express yourself Solo!

Zola Zsun: Which is yours Solo and which is Save’s?

Solo Mornington: Yah it’s hard to tell isn’t it?

Josef K shouts: the ugly ones is Solo’s

Zola Zsun: So we can make an informed choice in our derendering

Solo Mornington: And that’s the beauty of it.

Apmel Meerson: This certainly is freeing me from tagging photos.

Solo Mornington: SaveMe Oh harasses me for years. I show up and it’s the end of the world.

Zola Zsun: The fog? I see no fog I have derendered it

Solo Mornington: Ahh then you’ve figured out which is mine.

Apmel Meerson: I refuse to learn how to derender

Zola Zsun: Why Solo I am glad you are here… I am finding it a delight to be witness to real drama :))

Cat Shilova: You don’t have to learn, you just have to click

Tizzy Canucci: Work with it… more of a challenge… always

Solo Mornington: Yah as opposed to SaveMe Oh’s fake drama.

Cat Shilova: Solo, our new drama queen.

SaveMe Oh: I loved how he was waiting half an hour before the show to appear.

Zola Zsun: lol. Amateur

Larkworthy Antfarm: I derendered Solo’s asshole.  Now for the smell.

Solo Mornington: Hehe

Zola Zsun: hahahahah

Solo Mornington: You know, you get victimized and they cheer on the bully. You bully and they call you an asshole. Some people.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Don’t taz me bro!

Zola Zsun: Who is the bully … is always in the eyes of the beholder.

Solo Mornington: Art is supposed to be about the condition of being human. Attempting to destroy people without their consent is bad art.

SaveMe Oh: And LEA is now all unprotected???? OMG

Zola Zsun: OMG

Solo Mornington: No, who is the bully isn’t that hard to understand. If you have compassion. Or any basic humanity.

Ori: Where can you buy that?

Solo Mornington: That’s the unfortunate part.

Ori: Crap

Zola Zsun: No matter what.. our feelings come only from our own minds

Solo Mornington: You have to, like, make an effort and shit.

Ori: Can’t buy that huh?

Solo Mornington: No, our feelings come from a truth. people without feeling have no truth.

Apmel Meerson: “you have to, like, make an effort and shit.” wow..a classic to remember!

Ori: Writes it down

Zola Zsun: If one believes in an objective truth which is usually found only in mathematics

Ori: Yes, math is the only logical truth!!

Josef K: Shouldn’t we write a book about Solo … we could print in on toilet paper … and let the readers decide what to do with it

Zola Zsun: Oh noo.. Ebook is the way to go

Josef K: It’s hard to clean your ass with an eBook

Solo Mornington: No, there’s a truth to someone being cruel. You don’t have to accept or reject the hurt feelings of the victim to see the cruel intention.

Cat Shilova: How do you say shit in Swedish??

Apmel Meerson: Wow..I get sooo much good material to quote on my blog tomorrow!

Annie: hahahahaha

Zola Zsun: Solo, you seem to be upset.. it’s ok.. everything will be ok

Larkworthy Antfarm: It is all about Solo.  All of LEA is about Solo.  All of Second Life.  He thrives on his love/hate relationship with Save.

Josef K: Shit in Swedish is ‘skit’

Apmel Meerson: Haha Josef..true

Glasz DeCuir: A love story …

Cat Shilova: Ah thanks Josef!

Solo Mornington: Hehe skit based comedy.

Zola Zsun: Skit in English is a short play 🙂

Larkworthy Antfarm: Scat

Zola Zsun: lol

Josef K: In Danish we just call it ‘lort’

Zola Zsun: I like that one.. lort.. good word

Solo Mornington: I’m here as an intervention for all you fine folks who think it’s clever to glue some prims together and wear them.

Apmel Meerson: Lort is the nice way of saying shit in Swedish

Larkworthy Antfarm: Solo sniffs Save’s scat like a lovesick dog.

Zola Zsun:Well.. I hope you are enjoying yourself as much as I am 🙂

SaveMe Oh: I am so glad you now help me out Solo. After all the years I had to do everything alone.

Simotron Aquila: hello :))

Solo Mornington: Like I said: I’m here to support art in SL.

Apmel Meerson: Hello Simo..nice timing..right in the skitprat

Simotron Aquila: 🙂

Zola Zsun: A noble cause.. in theory

Solo Mornington: Unfortunately the art I’m supporting is based on harassment and bullying.

Apmel Meerson: This event is getting closer and closer to my liking

Solo Mornington: Glad I could pull it out of the fire for you, apmel.

SaveMe Oh: Isn’t it lovely? Who could imagine he was still alive?

Zola Zsun: Delightfully lovely, Save

Apmel Meerson: Never knew you were a gifted comedian Solo

Cat Shilova: Your love only keeps him alive

Zola Zsun: All you need is love 🙂

SaveMe Oh: That’s why I am SaveMe. Empathy for all

Josef K shouts: For any newcomers: Just derender the leader of the Second Life LEA sim: Solo Mornington … then you can enjoy SaveMe Oh without his griefing

Solo Mornington shouts: Because, as you know, it’s important to ALWAYS DERENDER ART.

Zola Zsun: Actually I think derendering might bring more peace in the sl art world.. a world I usually stay away from 🙂 Perhaps I would visit it more often

Apmel Meerson: I refuse to derender..but maybe whoever film this might be helped by it

Solo Mornington: If they’re filming what’s happening here and they derender me, then they’re liars.

SaveMe Oh: Depends what you want to film. If you want to film an endless ass licking fart you shouldn’t derender

Zola Zsun: Right, Save, we all make our own choices

Larkworthy Antfarm: It is like watching a turd floating in a glass of milk.

Solo Mornington: Mmm… turdmilk.

Mandel Solano shouts: Hi you having fun here???

SaveMe Oh: Is that a question?

Solo Mornington shouts: yah, I’m participating in the performance.

Apmel Meerson: It is a Solo performance

Cat Shilova: We LOVE drama!

Mandel Solano: oh hehe

Simotron Aquila: 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Drama is highest level of art

Zola Zsun: Indeed

Solo Mornington: Nope. Disagree.

Zola Zsun: and life would be so boring without it

Larkworthy Antfarm: Like a bad John Waters’ movie!

Glasz DeCuir: This is another Masterpiece :))

Zola Zsun: Which are the BEST

Solo Mornington: Yes, mine. I claim it.

SaveMe Oh: The claim is yours, Solo! You deserve it 100%

Solo Mornington: All of SaveMe Oh’s work, I claim as my masterpiece, because it’s impossible for her work to exist without victims.

SaveMe Oh: You have a tipjar?

Apmel Meerson: Hahahahahahahaaa

Glasz DeCuir: :)))

Zola Zsun: lol

Larkworthy Antfarm: Oh snap!

Solo Mornington: I have a large surface area. Surely you can find a place to right-click. 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Your surface area we know. It’s at the bottom of your back

Solo Mornington: Josef, is it still objectionable? 🙂 Does your fear of my anger still prevent you from enjoying this? I ask because it’s your place.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Did he really talk to us in comic book villain dialect??

Marie: Don’t fight too much folks, events are for having fun, make love not war

Larkworthy Antfarm: Betty, even through the fog, you shine pink!  LOL.

SaveMe Oh: Maybe Betty uses her Solo Teflon pack?

Solo Mornington: For a bunch of people who love drama, you sure do get quiet. I stop, the party stops.

SaveMe Oh: Otherwise the blogpost gets too long

Zola Zsun: People are tired of entertaining you, Solo.. that is all.. now we have fun.. you try to do the same 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Hope he will also invite me to LEA now

Solo Mornington: I sold you a sim. You had no idea how to respond.

SaveMe Oh: Tell them Solo, we can’t wait for your stories

Dido Haas: Yes tell us Solo, all ears.

Solo Mornington: See? 10x more interesting.

Solo Mornington: And then somehow, SaveMe Oh ended up making a video where her avatar rapes my avatar.

SaveMe Oh: You have the link?

Josef K: Sure that wasn’t a wet dream, Solo?

Solo Mornington: Those were the days, when grudges were forged.

SaveMe Oh: Solo could you make an advertisement for my book?

Solo Mornington: Yes: here’s your blurb: “SaveMe Oh delights in harassing people, and asks us to explore this harassment as if it were somehow positive.” …another paragraph or two…..

“…to mask her own psychopathic tendencies.” —Solo Mornington

Josef K: Kind of funny … I have been in sl for 4 years by now … the first griefer I see is the headmaster of LEA

Marie: don’t fight so much, guys !!!

Solo Mornington: Why not Marie? Does it make you uncomfortable?

Josef K: Drama is the blood of second life

Marie: because it is boring for me, .)) I prefer having fun in other way

Solo Mornington: Josef, if you’ve spent any time with SaveMe Oh, you know that’s not true.

Marie: I hate drama .)

Solo Mornington: I happen to have an actual beef here. Rather than just drama.

Solo Mornington:

Zola Zsun: drama is what makes us human

Cat Shilova: Who fights??

Dido Haas: Not me Cat

Marie: But life has enough drama for itself, so silly to want a bit more.))

Josef K: Solo … I have actually had a lot of respect for the LEA sims. Tonight you made me loose that respect all together

Solo Mornington: Josef, if you asked nicely at any time, I would have quit.

Dido Haas: hard words Josef

Solo Mornington: If you or SaveMe Oh ask me to stop, I will.

Zola Zsun: Is it time for the next act of the drama? This one is getting long

Glasz DeCuir: NO,please, go on! 🙂

Solo Mornington: Zola, try years of harassment from SaveMe Oh.

SaveMe Oh: Stop???? Finally somebody joining in?

Dido Haas: Agrees

Josef K: Solo … I don’t believe in censorship or banning … I judge by behaviour.

Solo Mornington: Then how can you lose respect for artists at LEA?

Zola Zsun: Oh SaveMe has been harassing me for years and years…

Larkworthy Antfarm: This man is out of control.

Josef K: Oh I still respect the artists … but now I despite the concept

Larkworthy Antfarm: LEA members have said so publically.

Zola Zsun: Will you stop please, Solo?

Solo Mornington: Josef, should I honor the request from Zola?

Zola Zsun LEA Seemed to rather homogenize.. the art stuff in here anyway

Cat Shilova: Who is Solo??

Josef K: Solo you are a grown man, you make your own decisions

Solo Mornington: Ok, then I will.

Cat Shilova: Not sure for “grown”

Solo Mornington: Now any griefy objects you see are your own.

Solo Mornington: 🙂

Apmel Meerson: Wow now I see art

Solo Mornington: Ossum. Too bad it’s about SaveMe Oh. Seriously, good luck with the book and the event.

SaveMe Oh: Seriously I don’t like you

Zola Zsun: hahahaha

Solo Mornington: Fucking hell. Some HONESTY. Finally! Go with that. Your art will improve.

Zola Zsun: Oh wow.. spinning Lenins. Fabulous. Hilarious

Josef K: That’s the difference between Solo and SaveMe … SaveMe is always improving

Solo Mornington: nice. 🙂

ush Underwood: Fog

SaveMe Oh: Don’t be hard on him, he just started today as a performer

Zola Zsun: Well it really comes down to Save’s brilliant ability to provoke emotion

ush Underwood: ok

Zola Zsun: Is that good art? Yes!

Solo Mornington: Terrorists provoke emotion. That’s why they’re called ‘terrorists.’ Griefers provoke emotion. that’s why they’re called ‘griefers.’

Solo Mornington: And now… you’re rid of me. 🙂

Josef K: Griefing is a concept by which we measure creativity

SaveMe0h: Where is Solo tipjar?

Zola Zsun: Poor Solo, he seems so unhappy.

Apmel Meerson: I have zero lindens on this alt..pity I cannot tip Solo

SaveMe Oh: Stay some more Solo

Larkworthy Antfarm: where is his tip jar? His coin slot?

Banned Me? Oh!

Banned Me? Oh!
Offer your big sim to Morlita Quan and SaveMe Oh when you want a real event. What you have to do: Throw away all the garbage you have on your sim, make an empty platform and invite known dictators as Maria Duna Gant, Dido Haas, Bryn Oh, Solo Mornington, Betty Tureaud, Moya Patrick, Secret Rage, Stem van Helsinki and Eupalinos Ugajin on the VIP guestlist and then hand over the stream to Morlita and the platform to SaveMe and off you go.