Blue Orange Fart Corner

And again a dictatorship tries to beg the dumb crowds inside for multiply facebook tagging reasons.

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Me and Eif In Blue Orange in happier times

SaveMe Oh: Can you unban me?

Ini Inaka: And where is ”Hello”? 🙂

SaveMe Oh: I don’t think last time they said “Hello we are going to ban you” so I thought I adapt to your way of socialising

Ini Inaka: I like deals SaveMe Oh, I like when people talk to me, I never knew you will do show at my place, even I loved it, it was amazing, but this time these people want show without such cool effects. Please join us with alt if you want. I really like what you do and on some events it is amazing stuff, but first let’s make deal

SaveMe Oh: You make deals with artists? Funny! Did you ask Picasso to paint in aquarelle?

Ini Inaka: actually yes, it is called sharing somehow. Heyyyy calm down for you till Picasso far away

SaveMe Oh: Sharing is the word, I always share generously

Ini Inaka: Ok, listen I will unban you after this event, now accept differences.

SaveMe Oh: Pity you feel the need for power play

Then I went in with an alt and saw the DADADROPPINGS of Eupalinos Ugajin.

Ellen Cordeaux: sighs.

SaveMe OHare: Omg, what is Eupalinos trying to tell us today?????????? Paper, cow, moooh, exiting.

Saveria Rossini: SaveMe, save us please

SaveMe OHare: I love a good discussion about art.  Or are you all here to use dance balls for your pics on facebook?

Gitu Aura: SAVEME, PLEASE

Ini Inaka: To talk about art is same like look for brains in the bum dear, calm down

SaveMe OHare: Don’t forget to like pics with Ini, she is a little desperate about it

Gitu Aura: Haha sure SAVE, also with me :). We having some relax time, you do not want to have it?

Thea Dreem: Looks forward to SaveMe’s pictures on Facebook later.

 

Khaz Rotaru ejected you from this land.

Ini Inaka: Ok, now you lost chance for deals, I am sorry, but I will keep going like that, even enjoy it, so try me

SaveMe Oh: I never deal with dictators

Ini Inaka: know me then find out

SaveMe Oh: I start to know you and found out you are one of the most trigger-happy dictators since long

Ini Inaka: I thought you will want make other show with Doob, sadly you just too much in yourself. Sure I am, my ego grows up now and I am kinda drama queen so it works with me

SaveMe Oh: DOOB will find me as he doesn’t belong to your fascist network

Ini Inaka: You know, I will give to you advice. You want accept or want ignore it but that’s honest shit from my side

SaveMe Oh: I don’t need your advice; please improve yourself into a free person. When you continue to be a dictator I have to keep on trying to save you. Everybody deserves that.

Ini Inaka: You have some charm and energy and you have what to say, your brave ideas and etc, and SL as virtual space gives power to you, as to all us, oh we all here are cool. Sooo what I was telling ???? oh, yes, you do good things and provoke people – that’s good and I like it

SaveMe Oh: Ty, next time be brave enough to unban me, people are free to mute me themselves, they don’t need your fascist police force to do so.

Ini Inaka: People asked me to do that and I decided to listen

SaveMe Oh: Never listen to what they ask you, make them responsible for their own deeds

Ini Inaka: Because not all are brave to handle your energy r not strong enough

SaveMe Oh: You are not the social health worker

Ini Inaka: We never know what people feel in RL or how they react and how sensitive they can be and it can ruin all wish to do that later

SaveMe Oh: You mind your own business, not mine

Ini Inaka: You have no idea what kind of worker I am. Same like me. I have no idea who are you.

SaveMe Oh: All weak and vulnerable can mute me as much as they want, they don’t need your Mother Teresa attitude

Ini Inaka: Sooo if someday you will find out that deals are not bad thing and respect also is not such ugly thing – let’s make deal and will be happy to share space with you. By the way I pay bills. Wanna help? No? So shhh

SaveMe Oh: You choose an attitude of superiority to decide what is good for everybody. Stop with that and let art has its way.

Ini Inaka: Sure because I am rude and arrogant and I love it

SaveMe Oh: No, you are afraid and unsure, a coward

Ini Inaka: Just in bed, shy

SaveMe Oh: You don’t dare to let things happen

Ini Inaka: Nope, because I am Ruin- me – oh. I know you don’t believe, but I like you

SaveMe Oh: I believe you, because I should be liked. I can’t see a reason not to like me

Ini Inaka: Sometimes after shitty day in RL job wish to come in SL and talk with you, you feed me as well, give me reason to explode

SaveMe Oh: You are more than welcome to do so. I am SaveMe

Continuing in Group Chat:

Isa Messioptra: Still have a party going?

Khaz Rotaru: you bet!

SaveMe Oh: No, SaveMe Oh was forced to leave and now it’s boring like hell

Eifachfilm Vacirca: And you told me you love that sim

SaveMe Oh: I do but the people who run it are the usual idiots

Ini Inaka: provoke me, I like it as I am rude and arrogant will not give hug to you next time

SaveMe Oh: We must be like Yin and Yang then as I am sweet and thoughtful

Eifachfilm Vacirca: More like Bonnie and Clyde

SaveMe Oh: Ini is the best shooter

Isa Messioptra: Is there a dress code?

Ini Inaka: Time will show, if SaveMe Oh will come back with some projects here.

SaveMe Oh: Stand in line please as all SL wants me

Ini Inaka: Isa, how I could ask for Eupalinos for dress code??? Sure no, come as you are.

SaveMe Oh: For the moment you better improvise with that B-artist Eupalinos Ugajin. Did he rez a cow again? Exiting.

Yoko Imari: Are you an artist ?

SaveMe Oh: No I am an urinoir.

Yoko Imari: Yes I know. You are a big urinoir

You Did Not Request To Do So

Nox Aeterna: Hiya Save, welcome!

SaveMe Oh: Welcome is a word you better use if I am still here after some minutes, because most of the times I am not welcome at all.

Rox the Fox : Aww you are welcome here

SaveMe Oh: Especially when my sister Bryn Oh or her alt Cica Ghost are in the audience.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Hope you are not banned in MetalES

SaveMe Oh: I am banned on MetalES for ages as they were educated by generalisimo Franco, I think.

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SaveMe Oh: You all remember they said WELCOME, some seconds ago???? Then read this:

Radical Razor: Please take that off 🙂

SaveMe Oh: The securitate already wakes up. The prison camps are prepared. are made ready

Rox the Fox: That floor change, lol

SaveMe Oh: Execution is near. SaveMe will be killed in a second.

Radical Razor: Could you please remove your visuals. You did not request to do so.

Katharinas Nostram: Hi SaveMe! Welcome to our 1st year Anniversary. We are delighted you came but we wont be needing your light show performance. If you wish to stay and enjoy the music you are more then welcomed to. Thank you, Dark Hive Management.

SaveMe Oh: You see the firestorm has started?

Radical Razor ejected and banned you from this land.

The Extraordinary Kikas & Marmaduke Tribute

Kikas & Marmaduke Tribute

An Evil Genius, LEA lickers, all tried to keep SaveMe Oh away from the performances of her best friends Kikas & Marmaduke. This is unacceptable and to honour her friends SaveMe Oh will pay her own tribute to Kikas & Marmaduke. DJ Eifachfilm Vacira will take care of the music. 50% of the tip jar revenues will be for Kikas & Marmaduke and maybe they will even appear as mystery guests. Come all and show your admiration for this unique couple because your life might seem normal, except when we stumbled in the unexpected, then we wonder about so-called normality, but if you want answers you need to see with your own eyes why life is not so normal as it seems.

Don’t worry if you have nothing to wear.

Where? In Two Fish, Cariacou. When? Friday 11 december at 2 PM SLT!

2:00 AM SLtime

20:00 Brazil

22:00 Portugal

23h00 Spain

23h00 Germany

19:00 Argentina

Reunited With My Best Friends

When I heard my best friends Kikas Babenco and Marmaduke Arado were doing a performance and that my much beloved DJ Eifachfilm Vacira would take care of the music I couldn’t sleep for weeks from pure excitement.

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And so I try to go to the sim of Universidade de Aveiro early, only to find out that the Evil Genius had banned me. So I ran back home to change quickly for myself and then got in. But the moment of pure happiness lasted only some minutes as the Evil Genius renewed his ban list.

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Desperate to miss any quality time with my sweet friends Kikas & Marma, who always enjoyed my contributions so much, I ran back home to change again for another me, but the true PIDE background of some of the Portuguese sim owners took no risks anymore and arranged a new ban list for the sim containing every SaveMe ever born. King Herod would have been jealous.

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The only solution to be at least close to my dearest friends was to go undercover as somebody else that was me. But being me but not me is difficult, I don’t know to push what buttons and by mistake I add some SaveMe signs that were received as sabotage what was of course not a second my objective. I deeply apologise for the caused trouble, the foreseen upgrade of the rather old art came from a good heart.

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Marmaduke Arado: It is over now. Sabotage at the end.

Zola Zsun: I am innocent!

Solar Hydro Cleanslate: Heh, the Save Me/Save You was not part of it?

Marmaduke Arado: I am going. Good night

To apologise I went back after the performance but I still couldn’t get in.

SaveMe Oh: Wan, I cant get in. Am I still banned? Or did the event already end?

Wan Laryukov: Love I am not the owner of this sim and I think its finished.

SaveMe Oh: Now for that you need to be a Genius, I asume?

Wan Laryukov: ahahahahahah

SaveMe Oh: What a pity, would have loved to see my old friends. Well, maybe next time.

Wan Laryukov: Yes Kikas and Marmaduke

SaveMe Oh: We were almost married once. Me and Kikas and Marma. I can still taste their baba de camelo.

Wan Laryukov: ahahhahaah a trio must be good. I love baba de camelo. Sweet dreams hun

SaveMe Oh: With baba it cant get any sweeter!

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A Poor Man Who Deserves To Stay Poor

Another LEA slave starts the licking procedure. This time in LEA 9.

SaveMe Oh: You already unbanned me in your LEA sim?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Not yet. I haven’t looked at the ban list. I am sorry. But SaveMe Ovis is having fun here. Little shopping bitch she is. Looks like Cat Shilova btw. There are no avatars in my list

SaveMe Oh: I am not on the sim banlist

Eifachfilm Vacirca: So it was not me!

SaveMe Oh: You have to tell your owner to lift the ban

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I don’t know the owner

SaveMe Oh: Yes you do.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: And I won’t fight your war 🙂 You have to do this yourself

SaveMe Oh: Otherwise you could invite me

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I am not your little soldier

SaveMe Oh: But your owner doesn’t allow you, so you have to ask him to lift the ban for your sim

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Me? You have a mouth yourself. And a friggin army in the back

SaveMe Oh: The temporary LEA sim owners have to ask their LEA bosses to let me in

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I am alone. I don’t have time to fight your war.

SaveMe Oh: You have to tell them you want me there

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Do it yourself

SaveMe Oh: I can’t. The LEA people have to get a request from their plot slaves so you have to do it when you want me there. When you prefer to collaborate with them you simply don’t ask them anything

Eifachfilm Vacirca: SaveMe Ovis is here. That’s enough 🙂 You can tell me what she says. I will be your puppeteer

SaveMe Oh: Give me her login and I will do it myself.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I will think about it

SaveMe Oh: I will even upgrade her as she is neglected too long.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Sounds interesting

SaveMe Oh: And you are not the most capable person to run a SaveMe

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I do my best as usual

SaveMe Oh: Of course

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I am not a specialist

SaveMe Oh: But your best is hardly enough. Who is your boss at LEA 9?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: No one

SaveMe Oh: Solo Mornington? Quan?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: There is no one

SaveMe Oh: LaPiscean?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: no!

SaveMe Oh: JayJay?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: ahaha. I just claim

SaveMe Oh: Who gave you the sim?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: No one show up. It was set to buy for 0L$

SaveMe Oh: By whom?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: No idea!

SaveMe Oh: A slave who doesn’t know his boss, that’s the perfect future

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Brave new world

SaveMe Oh: You must be so happy

Eifachfilm Vacirca: It is the first time ever I have 7500 prims. You know, I am a poor man.

SaveMe Oh: A poor man like you deserves to stay poor as you accept slavery as a way out.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: You want that login?

SaveMe Oh: Yes please.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: login: SaveMe xxxxx, password: xxxxxxxxxxx

Where her husband Marmaduke Arado claims to fall asleep when reading my blogposts, Kikas Babenco didn’t hesitate a second to check out LEA 9. How happy she was when she was for a moment re-united with her old friend SaveMe…….(well we are not sure which SaveMe it was) but the offer for a boattrip was very generous.

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When Eifachfilm was still happy to be my slave:

Jayjay Zifanwe Aka The Blank Entry

Almost no living soul is visiting anymore the complete idiot Art Ikea from UWA.  A sim only rezzed to promote another desolate and deserted University were no one wants to be found dead, the University of Western Australia, you know, the one with the erected dick as landmark.

Just like the sad people of Pirats they invented once a concept, around the year zero, and continue with it as if they invented Columbus egg. In UWA this means an Art Ikea with in every corner a sad space for some forgotten SL artist who is rewarded with an all exclusive own name tag, hooray!

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Now my darling and almost wife Rose Borchovski is the mother of a lot of Susa’s and as she becomes extremely sentimental after a bottle of cheap Chianti wine she always want to rez the little pervert bastards again for every opportunity she gets and when FreeWee Ling begged her to rez the little bastards in a corner of the Art Ikea she couldn’t resist.

As I follow my almost wife blind in whatever she does I finished also a bottle of Chianti to visit her work in the Art Ikea and found myself behind banlines and it was only then that I discovered one of the biggest scams in SL. The slaves of the UWA toilet lady Jayjay Zifanwe, FreeWee Ling or Quadrapop Lane found a way to ban me without their upper-idiot knowing it. What they did is asking several B artists in a secret form if they would wish to have SaveMe Oh banned from their little shitty piece of space for their attempts of art. And for the ones who wish they created a private SaveMe Oh banspace around the attempt of art. How they did it? By enter my name on every little spot on a banlist and after remove the trace of my name by changing it for EMPTY SPACE.

Jayjay Zifanwe: I don’t see your name on the banned list.

SaveMe Oh: I am here in a square locked up

Jayjay Zifanwe: Your name is not on the region or land ban list. I’m not sure what to do

Jayjay Zifanwe: Your name seemed to be white listed. There was an ’empty’ entry on the banned list which I removed.

Jayjay Zifanwe: Weird

SaveMe Oh: So that’s how your friends trick you. You are even too stupid to control them.

SaveMe Oh: And now here he same, banlines!

SaveMe Oh: Are you awake?

Jayjay Zifanwe: Where?

SaveMe Oh: In front of me, banlines

Jayjay Zifanwe: Again… I can’t see your name.. but a blank entry

SaveMe Oh: That’s how your friends fool you. Maybe you should consider retire? as you are getting to old to keep up with new developments

SaveMe Oh: Read this; Banned residents: SaveMe OHare, SaveMe Ohmai, Savememan. Allowed resident : FreeWee Ling

SaveMe Oh: Curious

Jayjay Zifanwe: Yes but no SaveMe Oh, only a blank entry

SaveMe Oh: I don’t know if the bitch banned me in every corner

SaveMe Oh: Ok, also here

SaveMe Oh: Maybe she asked the artists if they want me banned

Jayjay Zifanwe: Ok I’ll have to talk to her then

SaveMe Oh: Talk with her???? Send the bitch away I would say

Jayjay Zifanwe: I have to check with people who help me, anyway, that’s easier than me going to every work and doing extra work. Maybe she knows how to undo everything at once

SaveMe Oh: I always helped you and this is how I am rewarded

SaveMe Oh: Very curious, Glyph Graves wants me banned  and  Thoth Jantzen too.

SaveMe Oh: She must have had a meeting with them to have me banned

Jayjay Zifanwe: I’m not sure.  I’ll check

SaveMe Oh: I’m sure now

SaveMe Oh: As those names are not random. I am not banned at the work of newbies or fools but at the works of the B artists in secondlife everybody knows as major assholes. For sure afraid I would pee on their sad attempts of art.

SaveMe Oh: Nino Vichan

SaveMe Oh: also banned there

SaveMe Oh: Yepar…banned

SaveMe Oh: Eifachfilm Vacirca…banned

SaveMe Oh: Cherry Manga…wow…not banned

SaveMe Oh: Nexuno Thespian…banned

Jayjay Zifanwe: I have no idea SaveMe.

SaveMe Oh: I have

SaveMe Oh: That bitch FreeWee asked every artist personal If they would like to have me banned

SaveMe Oh: and then add that blank entry in the banlist with my name under it so you could not detect it

Jayjay Zifanwe: If she was doing that surely some would have come spoken to you… no?

SaveMe Oh: no, never

SaveMe Oh: it was a secret action

SaveMe Oh: Barry Richez…banned

SaveMe Oh: Anley Piers, also a friend…not banned

SaveMe Oh: and for sure she didn’t ask Rose if she would like to have me banned

SaveMe Oh: Really disgusting

[15:53] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

[15:54] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

[15:57] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

[15:58] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

[15:59] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

[15:59] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

[15:59] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

[16:02] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

[16:02] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

[16:03] Cannot enter parcel, you have been banned.

Enjoy your friendships. Bye

UWART