SLEA Lobotomy

As it took only one fuck with a gorilla at the gorilla party by Livio Korobase to make Tansee ban me at the SLEA dictatorship an empty mesh head might be the solution to pretend being stupid.

SaveMe Oh: Hi Tansee, did you already unban me?

Chris Craft: the Cornfield still exists but the Labs have not sent anyone to it for about a decade … It was like a one week long naughty step where griefers could lean to behave You can find some videos of the Second Life Cornfield when it was still running via Google

SaveMe Oh: Ah, those good old times of the strong leadership. Were artist were told to shut up and behave, were curators could decide for the stupid people what was good for them or not. Who doesn’t wish those times return again. Maybe Trump is into a new job? Now we so sadly lost the great Solo Mornington who took care so well about what was good for us and what was not.

Chris Craft: In my first month in SL I managed to get sent to the Cornfield for a week then it was just a huge field of corn a broken down tractor and a smashed up TV No TPs allowed No IMs No rezzing.

SaveMe Oh: And did it make you a better person?

Safar Fiertze: Chris is ace!

Chris Craft: YES now I am super polite to users

SaveMe Oh: So for him it worked, well done Linden Lab

Janet Rhiadra: Good for you Chris

SaveMe Oh: And without elektroshocks or some good lobotomy?

Janet Rhiadra: I saw it once on halloween when the Lindens had a cornfield open house…lol

Chris Craft: These days the Labs finds it easier to just suspend a users account for a week

Safar Fiertze: so – you could personally volunteer to be one of the punished?

SaveMe Oh: To volunteer is already something, Tansee just kills you at will

Janet Rhiadra: it was like going to a spook house..lol

SaveMe Oh: So the cornfield must be a paradise compared to Tansee

Chris Craft: there is an SL Insane Asylum over near New Chicago where you can get a free lobotomy on the 3rd floor

SaveMe Oh: Does that work with a mesh head too? I heard they are empty inside

Sowa Mai: if you have a mesh head you are already lobotomized

SaveMe Oh: I guess Tansee has a mesh head, you are right Sowa

Sowa Mai: I have 4 of them 🙂

Claud Albanese: My mesh head appears to have a brain inside, so it might work

Safar Fiertze: Tansee has a brain, Eupa took a photo of it. Apparently, I have one too.

SaveMe Oh: Never trusts Eupa’s photos.

Trolled To Death?

Thoughts at a dying SIM

Sniper Siemens: Keep your avatar safe. SL could be very dangerous

Maan Nacht: LEA would love to have snitch snipers like you, that’s why they close. Not because art lovers, but power freaks like the snipers of this world

Sniper Siemens: Lol… You don’t know LEA and you don’t know anything about me. Resign yourself … you have not won anything.. -)

Maan Nacht: Ask LEA, CARP, PIRATS etc. if SaveMe Oh hasn’t won anything

Sniper Siemens: lol…. you are almost comical

Maan Nacht: Not being comic is a thing that killed LEA too, they had no sense of humor and took the desperate prim gluers so serious

Peet Auer: lol Maan ^^ .. SaveMe? can you say what you want … she does not listen everthing. All are bad and many more xxD … all the world are bad xxD

Wrennoir Cerise: Speaking from my own experience: I never ever EVER knew anyone on the LEA committee but was awarded a sim and did an exhibit for 3 months. I didn’t have much contact with the committee other than submitting my application and being accepted. I thought it was wonderful that Linden Labs has sims set aside for artists to exhibit for free. Not sure what the post is all about, though, as it was a bit tongue-in-cheek. Will there still be sims available for artists? If not, that is a real loss to the community. Maybe what needed to change was the committee structure if it was not good as it stood

Sniper Siemens: LEA is part of a cycle. Every cycle begins and ends but I see that fools remain forever … maybe …

Maan Nacht: If a committee’s only business is bans, regulation and exclusion, art is not served.

Wrennoir Cerise: but have the sims been pulled by Linden Labs then? Would not a more reasonable way to handle things be to view the committee and possibly elect a new one that is not elected for life?

Peet Auer: It’s about the rules of LL and if you do not keep it, you have a problem.

Sniper Siemens: Disturbing people is not art. that’s rudeness and bullying. This is what you SaveMe does.

Maan Nacht: Only the ones licking the ass of the committee are rewarded, artwhores.

Wrennoir Cerise: Okay, looks like people just want to gripe a bit 🙂

Peet Auer: You’re right. I know the lady and she provokes only. Something is not art!

Wyzard Merlin: haha ^^ and yeah once again one bigot takes out a great program and 20 sims bravo, stands and claps. long live the SL \m/

Maan Nacht: Peet, you are a loved licker

Wrennoir Cerise: This is what I am asking.. are the sims gone then? Isn’t that a bit like ‘throwing out the baby with the bath water” mentality? Seems a bit over the top dramatic

Maan Nacht: They are wiped out

Peet Auer: I like your neutral work … but not when it comes to insults and you hurt the TOS of LL! That’s not okay !!!!! Thats not art !!!

Sniper Siemens: She’s just a poor girl … lol

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Peet please tell me the ultimate definition of art

Peet Auer: There is not any! But insults of all kinds are not included !!!

Maan Nacht: Peet doesn’t know anything about art, he just opens up a window and let it pour. No matter what is on offer as long he scores viewers its ok

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Ok so you say this is not art? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offending_the_Audience

Wrennoir Cerise: Who is insulting? And isn’t it a loss that now we don’t have sims? Really, shouldn’t the committee have been the only one to remove if that was the issue? Do you think it will be easy to get 20 free full sims back?

Maan Nacht: The committee should have been removed a long time ago, you are right. They were completely incompetent, They had the curator disease. People who find themselves more important than the artist

Wrennoir Cerise: Is there only one other person here who thinks getting rid of the sims was not over the top???!!

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Wren there are plenty of boring sims in SL owned by good people who love to see art on it. You could try to be nice and social

Maan Nacht: And refuse to have snipers also helps

Wrennoir Cerise: I get that Eif, but then you are relying on asking people and not having a cohesive system, no? (were you suggesting I try to be nice and social? Sorry, wasn’t sure)

Lorin Tone: I was unaware of this, so LEA is no more?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Yes i like this way of doing art, adding to existing instead of claiming a whole sim. I think collaboration is key in SL less ego mania is healthy. and to decorate a whole sim is just full on ego meme

Lorin Tone: Well, I certainly enjoyed many collaborations at LEA.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: As i said there are plenty of lovle people owning sims open for colab in arts

Lorin Tone: I saw the SaveMe link…..that person really needs to find a hobby.

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I think that person is not even worth a thought

Lorin Tone: We agree on that, doob!

Eifachfilm Vacirca: There are better things to think about

Maan Nacht: DOOB loves SaveMe, everybody knows

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Maan i dont know you, its good you know me better than i do myself

Lorin Tone: Every single person that SaveMe mentioned, I have worked with and respected.

Maan Nacht: No but everybody knows you love her, I saw you 1000 times working together

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I have no idea who you are Maan

Roxy Gellar: That person is sick and deserves no mention

Eifachfilm Vacirca: but i guess i need to add you on my mute list

Maan Nacht: But I know you, you are a SaveMe lover

Eifachfilm Vacirca: You try to lie about me

Maan Nacht: I even saw you in her movies

Roxy Gellar: This not the place for such a discussion people

Maan Nacht: Maybe you are her biggest fan

Eifachfilm Vacirca: Ok you are muted, be well

Lorin Tone: Perhaps LEA simply got trolled to death

Maan Nacht: seems I said something true

Wrennoir Cerise: In my opinion, this is very sad news. Nothing to celebrate

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I think its healthy

Maan Nacht: LEA was already a long time sad news by miss management

Peet Auer: I have made many videos of SafeMe and I respect her too. But there are limits, and these are constantly crossed by her! That’s too bad!

Maan Nacht: Your videos of SaveMe are the only good ones, Peetie, those are real art

Peet Auer: Yes i know and thanks … but limits to cross thats is to much !!

Riannah Avora: Maan, were you ever a curator at LEA yourself? If you weren’t, then you really don’t know what all they do and go through.

Maan Nacht: They should have asked me as I do love art

Bavid Dailey: Please ignore SaveMe Oh as the obnoxious troll that she is

Maan Nacht: DIdn’t they ask you to be the boss of the committee, Bavid? As the one best qualified for the job?

Bavid Dailey: No way Maan. Nobody who know me would think of that

Mario2 Helstein: The SaveMe gold mine is over, you have to find another victim for your blog or close it

Maan Nacht: I wont be a volunteer. She was also responsible for the closing of CARP, Pirats, UWA etc, etc.

Bavid Dailey: SaveMe didn;t close LEA; she just moaned a lot when she was banned, and bad mouthed artists who were there

Maan Nacht: I thought you were a close friend of her, Bavid? I see all the time pics of her and you on FB.

Bavid Dailey: You a troll too Maan? I derendered SaveMe a long time ago

Maan Nacht: Then she must have a crush on you, I saw you dance next to her a lot. You are the one with the red hair, not?

Bavid Dailey: I do have red hair, but don’t see SaveMe. She may choose to dance near me, if so its wasted effort – as I never see her

Maan Nacht: Better don’t tell her, will hurt her feelings

Solo Mornington

Solo Mornington: Pretty sure she doesn’t have any.

Fennet: She bad mouthed me on the internet before i ever met her.

Bavid Dailey: SaveMe is quite aware what I think of her

Maan Nacht: You told us to ignore her Bavid, but you seem to have a crush on her

Bavid Dailey: you have had you explanation Maan, I feel no need to justify myself to you either

Fennet: Anyone who goes all over the web ripping apart the work of other artists she hasn’t even met is not worth the spittle I could shoot her

What happened to make them close it?

Solo Mornington: You’d have to ask them. I’d bet it’s fair to say LEA people are burned out.

Maan Nacht: Why you left, Solo? With you this wouldn’t have happened?

Solo Mornington: I left for a bunch of reasons that aren’t important. 🙂

Maan Nacht: I loved how you trolled SaveMe Oh, Solo. Great action.

Fennet: How was that? that’s a story i want to hear. I think Solo defended me from the evil SaveMe, but i’m not sure……

Maan Nacht: He went with a giant object to her book release event, when I am correct informed

Fennet: Sounds good. Te baby blimp strategy

Maan Nacht: But you appeared again on her FB group, Solo. check this: https://www.facebook.com/groups/238985759532421/

She must love you like she loves Bavid.

Solo Mornington: Maan, SaveMe Oh doesn’t love anything except attention.

Maan Nacht: Cute pic, btw, are you free?

Bavid Dailey: Which is why I suggest we all derender her

Maan Nacht: Now LEA is closing we need her more than ever, I fear.

Fennet: vulgarity does not equal art

Maan Nacht: Art is also not found in LEA, so vulgarity is already something

Solo Mornington: Maan, just can’t resist, can you?

Fennet: No, it was LaPiscean who defended me from SaveMe Oh, not Solo

Maan Nacht: I thought LaPiscean was a huge fan of SaveMe Oh too. They had events together

Fennet: If self-aggrandizement is the goal of life, SaveMe is the enlightened master

Bavid Dailey: Maan is probably an alt of SaveMe

Solo Mornington: Ya think?

Maan Nacht: Don’t flatter me

Bavid Dailey: An apologist at very least

Dixie Drumheller: Maan, could you please remove this annoying box you rezzed on LEA5, which spills out “LEA LICKING EVERY ASS” particles? thank you.

Maan Nacht: lol, really?

Fennet: Woah, what did i miss? So she’s the Isis of second life

Maan Nacht: Maybe a memorial service for LEA in LEA5? When Solo and Bavid would team up we would have a dream team.

Solo Mornington: Suppose you had a full time job, and that job was to manage a highly-politicized online community initiative. And suppose you did it for free.

Bavid Dailey: Just so Solo

Wither Fang: I saw that thread and thought, what is this person on about… then saw the picture and came to the senses that it’s just vulgar harassment and pure individual abuse and bullying… but I might not know the whole context about it all, so I just stay out of this.

We do have this problem that people use Lea as a place to set up home, though.

Fennet: Even the notion of highly politicized art in a game universe strikes me as ludicrous at best, SaveMe Oh didn’t, lol

Nabrej Aabye: i like work of Saveme Oh too

Fennet: i don’t know her work, but i think she’s a sh*t just for what she wrote about me, a total stranger

Nabrej Aabye: so is Lea will close ?

Solo Mornington: After the current round of exhibits

Rory Torrance: is it true they’re closing just because they cant find enough volunteers to administer it?

Maan Nacht: Bad managment

Nabrej Aabye: Is there an official article by Linden ?

Solo Mornington: not by LL, by LEA people.

Eupalinos Ugajin: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1708756609405987/permalink/2695666974048274/

Maan Nacht: SaveMe Oh made LL fire the bunch, I assume

Rory Torrance: i have no idea what she’s talking about. that all sounds totally made up to me

Solo Mornington: SaveMe Oh is totally irrelevant. Completely unimportant. A person made of paper and now it’s time for me to eat lunch.

Nabrej Aabye: it is a committee who decide? Or linden labs ?

Solo Mornington: pretty sure it’s not LL. Time for lunch. 🙂

Rory Torrance: from what i heard, LEA will close because they simply don’t have the volunteers any more. they’ve pretty much all burnt out and left.

Nabrej Aabye: what will be the lunch ?

Maan Nacht: I think he will eat the committee for lunch

PatriciaAnne Daviau

PatriciaAnne Daviau: You have been ejected from ‘LEA Art Sandbox’ by PatriciaAnne Daviau.

Maan Nacht: They need to expose their dictatorial manners till the bitter end

PatriciaAnne Daviau: When you are a jerk then yes we will ban/eject you just like every other region would do. If you think that is a dictatorial manner then that is your choice.

A Relearning Experience

Once he wrote:

“In second life Saveme’s art is half-arsed, yes she can go to a good artists exhibit held on large well know gallery sites in second life and slag them off, but if she tried it on with a crap artist on a small private parcel she would last 10 seconds before the parcel owner kicked and banned her, so her art would be a fail and she can’t claim it’s a success because she would be kicked and banned because they didn’t get it.

Or maybe that’s a good point, Saveme Oh’s is the best compliment available, because she can only choose to attack artists who work is better than hers?

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It should say ‘Saveme Oh’s art is the best compliment available’”

According to Dekka Raymaker.

But after this short dispute we became good friends, and I took care to save him permanently by sending my dear friend Penumbra Carter over to England to make him a better person. She had to marry him for that and everything looked fine….until he teamed up with notorious immaculate conceptor Eupalinos Ugajin in a LEA sim. Back to zero!

Save LEA_003

SaveMe Oh: Great you invite me to places I am banned. Makes the prisons you build feel very alive.

Dekka Raymaker: Sorry SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: You should be. I guess everybody needs to team up with idiots sometimes. Eupalinos Ugajin + friends, what a joke

Dekka Raymaker: Well it’s all about capitalism SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: More about capital punishment I would say. And the ones who collaborate with it.

Dekka Raymaker: A relearning experience.

Blue Orange Fart Corner

And again a dictatorship tries to beg the dumb crowds inside for multiply facebook tagging reasons.

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Me and Eif In Blue Orange in happier times

SaveMe Oh: Can you unban me?

Ini Inaka: And where is ”Hello”? 🙂

SaveMe Oh: I don’t think last time they said “Hello we are going to ban you” so I thought I adapt to your way of socialising

Ini Inaka: I like deals SaveMe Oh, I like when people talk to me, I never knew you will do show at my place, even I loved it, it was amazing, but this time these people want show without such cool effects. Please join us with alt if you want. I really like what you do and on some events it is amazing stuff, but first let’s make deal

SaveMe Oh: You make deals with artists? Funny! Did you ask Picasso to paint in aquarelle?

Ini Inaka: actually yes, it is called sharing somehow. Heyyyy calm down for you till Picasso far away

SaveMe Oh: Sharing is the word, I always share generously

Ini Inaka: Ok, listen I will unban you after this event, now accept differences.

SaveMe Oh: Pity you feel the need for power play

Then I went in with an alt and saw the DADADROPPINGS of Eupalinos Ugajin.

Ellen Cordeaux: sighs.

SaveMe OHare: Omg, what is Eupalinos trying to tell us today?????????? Paper, cow, moooh, exiting.

Saveria Rossini: SaveMe, save us please

SaveMe OHare: I love a good discussion about art.  Or are you all here to use dance balls for your pics on facebook?

Gitu Aura: SAVEME, PLEASE

Ini Inaka: To talk about art is same like look for brains in the bum dear, calm down

SaveMe OHare: Don’t forget to like pics with Ini, she is a little desperate about it

Gitu Aura: Haha sure SAVE, also with me :). We having some relax time, you do not want to have it?

Thea Dreem: Looks forward to SaveMe’s pictures on Facebook later.

 

Khaz Rotaru ejected you from this land.

Ini Inaka: Ok, now you lost chance for deals, I am sorry, but I will keep going like that, even enjoy it, so try me

SaveMe Oh: I never deal with dictators

Ini Inaka: know me then find out

SaveMe Oh: I start to know you and found out you are one of the most trigger-happy dictators since long

Ini Inaka: I thought you will want make other show with Doob, sadly you just too much in yourself. Sure I am, my ego grows up now and I am kinda drama queen so it works with me

SaveMe Oh: DOOB will find me as he doesn’t belong to your fascist network

Ini Inaka: You know, I will give to you advice. You want accept or want ignore it but that’s honest shit from my side

SaveMe Oh: I don’t need your advice; please improve yourself into a free person. When you continue to be a dictator I have to keep on trying to save you. Everybody deserves that.

Ini Inaka: You have some charm and energy and you have what to say, your brave ideas and etc, and SL as virtual space gives power to you, as to all us, oh we all here are cool. Sooo what I was telling ???? oh, yes, you do good things and provoke people – that’s good and I like it

SaveMe Oh: Ty, next time be brave enough to unban me, people are free to mute me themselves, they don’t need your fascist police force to do so.

Ini Inaka: People asked me to do that and I decided to listen

SaveMe Oh: Never listen to what they ask you, make them responsible for their own deeds

Ini Inaka: Because not all are brave to handle your energy r not strong enough

SaveMe Oh: You are not the social health worker

Ini Inaka: We never know what people feel in RL or how they react and how sensitive they can be and it can ruin all wish to do that later

SaveMe Oh: You mind your own business, not mine

Ini Inaka: You have no idea what kind of worker I am. Same like me. I have no idea who are you.

SaveMe Oh: All weak and vulnerable can mute me as much as they want, they don’t need your Mother Teresa attitude

Ini Inaka: Sooo if someday you will find out that deals are not bad thing and respect also is not such ugly thing – let’s make deal and will be happy to share space with you. By the way I pay bills. Wanna help? No? So shhh

SaveMe Oh: You choose an attitude of superiority to decide what is good for everybody. Stop with that and let art has its way.

Ini Inaka: Sure because I am rude and arrogant and I love it

SaveMe Oh: No, you are afraid and unsure, a coward

Ini Inaka: Just in bed, shy

SaveMe Oh: You don’t dare to let things happen

Ini Inaka: Nope, because I am Ruin- me – oh. I know you don’t believe, but I like you

SaveMe Oh: I believe you, because I should be liked. I can’t see a reason not to like me

Ini Inaka: Sometimes after shitty day in RL job wish to come in SL and talk with you, you feed me as well, give me reason to explode

SaveMe Oh: You are more than welcome to do so. I am SaveMe

Continuing in Group Chat:

Isa Messioptra: Still have a party going?

Khaz Rotaru: you bet!

SaveMe Oh: No, SaveMe Oh was forced to leave and now it’s boring like hell

Eifachfilm Vacirca: And you told me you love that sim

SaveMe Oh: I do but the people who run it are the usual idiots

Ini Inaka: provoke me, I like it as I am rude and arrogant will not give hug to you next time

SaveMe Oh: We must be like Yin and Yang then as I am sweet and thoughtful

Eifachfilm Vacirca: More like Bonnie and Clyde

SaveMe Oh: Ini is the best shooter

Isa Messioptra: Is there a dress code?

Ini Inaka: Time will show, if SaveMe Oh will come back with some projects here.

SaveMe Oh: Stand in line please as all SL wants me

Ini Inaka: Isa, how I could ask for Eupalinos for dress code??? Sure no, come as you are.

SaveMe Oh: For the moment you better improvise with that B-artist Eupalinos Ugajin. Did he rez a cow again? Exiting.

Yoko Imari: Are you an artist ?

SaveMe Oh: No I am an urinoir.

Yoko Imari: Yes I know. You are a big urinoir

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

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“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Igor Ballyhoo’s face looked as innocent as one of his mesh baby’s but it couldn’t calm his adoptive mother Constrictor Solo down.

“You think I believe that?” she yelled, “A few days ago I re-opend the UTSA sim and the first thing I read are two blog posts about your contact with that woman.”

“Four years I have hidden you on UTSA grounds when you came as a refugee from Europe, trying to escape that woman and the first thing you do is run back to her for a one night stand”.

Igor didn’t dare to look his adoptive mother in the eyes, nervous he was cutting scissor after scissor out of white paper.

“And stop with cutting those fucking scissors, they are too avant-garde, I don’t want them. You continue to assemblage the Susa mesh heads Rose gave you and glue them together with Bryn’s cogwheels. I want the UTSA sim full with those moving Susa heads as Bryn already dropped the dead rabbits all over the place.”Or you want me to replace you with Mistero Hifeng? You think you are the only one who can glue mesh baby heads together?”

“Daddy liked my scissors” Igor replied with a thin voice.

Constrictor Solo exploded; “Shut the fuck up, you moron.” Daddy Solo Mornington already is busy for years to seal off the northern part of our protectorate. LEA is almost SaveMe free; here in southern UTSA we haven’t seen a glimpse of her anymore because our tactics to disguise you in woman clothes was finally successful. Why couldn’t you just be Rebeca Bashly for a little while longer? But no, you had to blow up your muscles and run back as a beaten doggie to that woman to explore her with your cigar.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, Igor’s voice was not more than a sighing whisper.

“At last Solo and I have all so called artists in our pocket, paid Uncle Jayjay off so he would stop with UWA  and then you with your horny actions put everything on quicksand again.” Furiously Constrictor Solo was spitting out the words when she noticed her feet where getting wet, she was standing in a dirty pool of yellow water. “What shit is this?”

Igor pointed up in a tree “gravity is a mistake.” A shiny white urinoir was hanging upside down on a low hanging branch.

“I guess Eupalinos Ugaijn’s morning urine is dripping on you, he didn’t solve all gravity issues yet” Igor said with a cautious smile. But the smile vanished in the blink of an eye when Constrictor Solo smacked him in his face and his cigar flew with a shallow curve right in the face of one of Bryn’s dead rabbits.

Will Eupalinos Appear As Urinoir?

SheldonBR and Angelika Corral pretend to offer an exhibition about surrealism in their Daphne Arts Gallery but what they offer is role-playing the most conservative museum you can imagine. When Donald Trump would have to do something with art, he would adopt this.

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SheldonBR: Hello, SaveMe Oh. Welcome 🙂

Sina Souza: Hello saveme

Angelika Corral: Hello SaveMe

Ferdynand Straaf): Hello SaveMe 🙂

Sheldon (sheldonbr): Nice to see you

CapCat Ragu: Hi Save Me

 

SaveMe Oh: what a pity they build such an ugly building around surrealism.

CapCat Ragu: Your feet are killing you SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: Are you sure this is not the Leni Riefenstahl exhibition?

CapCat Ragu: Naked man and police, must be a party in Brazil.

SaveMe Oh: How are your roots Cap?

CapCat Ragu: Aereal

SaveMe Oh: Now dont stand here all, go to see the shit glued on virtual walls and dont forget to blog about it as if you saw something new.

CapCat Ragu: I like naked man

Eupalinos Ugajin: クゥー

SaveMe Oh: Eupalinos / surrealism, of course! How is he dressed today? as an urinoir?

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JoaoPedro Oh: Hi everyone :))

SaveMe Oh: Dont call me everyone brother!!!!

JoaoPedro Oh: Mmmmmm my sister is here. Hi SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: If people can find us in this megalomaniac building

Josef K: Hello SaveMe Oh

SaveMe Oh: Hello darling

Ux Hax: Hi all

SaveMe Oh: Dont call me all, I am SaveMe Oh

Cica Ghost: Hi

SaveMe Oh: Cica. my biggest fan, drawn some new rabbits lately?

Dominic Dogg: are we being griefed by MacDonald and Shell?

SaveMe Oh: No, they are the new sponsors of surrealism!

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Angelika Corral ejected you from this land.

SaveMe Oh: tp please

Josef K is offering a TP

Angelika Corral ejected you from this land.

SaveMe Oh: And continue tp me until they ban me please

Josef K is offering a TP

SaveMe Oh: Angelika, that was a surreal ejection!

Angelika Corral ejected and banned you from this land.

 

SaveMe Oh: Banned!

Josef K: I wonder why 🙂

SaveMe Oh: It couldnt be my surreal contribution, so I have really no idea.

Josef K: Haha … well, you managed to make a statement.

SaveMe Oh: And I saw you slime saying this was the best you saw.Better dont tell that to Elton John.

Josef K: Hahaha …. I expect getting some art cheap by saying so!

 

 

SaveMe Oh: Why you ban the only real surrealist?

Angelika Corral: Please SaveMe this is causing lag. Don’t do this. I am asking you not to cause lag.

SaveMe Oh: Your ridiculous building is causing lag and all those people dressed as teapots cause lag. You blame the wrong person

Angelika Corral: No need to offend us.

SaveMe Oh: You offend me, by banning the greatest artist of secondlife.

Angelika Corral: If you need us to invite you for a show you could have asked us but let these nice people enjoy this as much as you think it is awful.

SaveMe Oh: Surrealsim is not catched in shows or after appointments. When you would really love surrealism you would accept everything could happen

Angelika Corral: Maybe you are right.

SaveMe Oh: I am

Angelika Corral: But there is no point to offend us.

SaveMe Oh: So unban me and leave me in peace. I have a job to do.

Angelika Corral: Would you leave us in peace? Stop offending us? Saying our building is awful. We are not rich, this is all we could do for the love of art and creativity.

SaveMe Oh: I will perform as I like it, without any conditions on forehand. When you dont like it you can derender me. Just like everybody.

Angelika Corral: You are a wonderful performer. I even admired your machinimas.

SaveMe Oh: So hurry up.

Angelika Corral: But let us do our own thing.

SaveMe Oh: DJ Ferdy needs me. People have a right on not to be bored in virtual world.

Angelika Corral: We are crashing here.

SaveMe Oh: So derender the building. I only use eco stuff.

Angelika Corral: We have been working in our lousy building for so long to do this.

SaveMe Oh: Thinking you need a building was the first misconception. Ask a surrealist first next time.

Angelika Corral: Maybe you are right, we are still learning.

SaveMe Oh: Of course I am right, no offense.

Angelika Corral: We will learn after we have been so long like you in these things but leave us for now.

SaveMe Oh: My friends are inside, I cant leave. They are expecting me to upgrade this boring event. You should be pleased with my help. Now people already leave because its so boring, when I perform they stay for hours

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If you also have some leftover’s that are almost growing funghi, send it over to LEA as they are pleased to warm up your dead, long forgotten stuff. At least my darling Rose is admitting her two fish are dead now.

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So if you want to do the same documentary again about Igor Ballyhoo scissors, the nipples of Rose Borchovski’s Susas, the cactus of Maya Paris or be present at the return of the dearly missed Cherry Manga or Aristide Depression, grab your camera and produce the reproduction of the reproduction of the reproduction. And it will not take long before Eupalinos Ugajin, Jo Ellsmere, Alpha Auer, Mikati Slade and Bryn Oh will also discover some old shit in their fridge that exceeded its expiration date but they love to warm up for you again.

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Hurry up before it is too late……..

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Instructions For Idiots

Do you also receive frequently bullshit comments like this?

Roxy Gellar:

Ya, where was SaveMe Oh so she can destroy all the ambiance and design elements of a well crafted venue? While insulting the venue owner who granted his or her permission for her to grief the stage and obliterate the people who attend.

It was SO much better without you there.

 I’m grateful that I was able to help prevent SaveMe from ruining the experience of people gathered for DD’s presentation at Innsmouth. There were griefers during Echo Starship, I know for a fact one of them is a ardent SaveMe supporter though I didn’t say anything.

DD, I will prevent SaveMe from similar events if I can, though I feel this was an isolated opportunity. I expect for venue owners to have to play out the drama SaveMe enjoys at each performance in the process of banning SaveMe during the event. A process that is more than a little Sadistic to play a part in don’t you think?

OR THIS:

Cat Boucher:

 I am the host here SaveMe and the musicians are the regular act so I have to fulfil their wishes and you know that.

Are you also so fed up with wannabe event and venue organisers or pseudo artists who want to dictate what you should see or not, what you should hear or not, what you are allowed to say or not; then here some simple instructions to be completely free to see what you want to see, hear or see in your own screen.

  1. You hate SaveMe Oh and her never ending performances. Derender or mute her and you won’t see a glimpse of her anymore. But don’t complain after you missed the most important artist of virtual worlds from this century.Snapshot_377
  2. You hate the music that is played but adore SaveMe Oh, switch of media and play at home your own music or, for the diehard fans, use SaveMe Oh’s Vimeo Video Stream as background music.Snapshot_391
  3. You hate SaveMe Oh AND the musicians she teams up with, search shelter in the LEA dictator ship were Solo Mornington, Betty Tureaud, Mandel Solano and Eupalinos Ugajin will hire the best snipers, water boarders, Guantanamo Bay guards and IS beheaders to prepare you a elite snob paradise were Donald Trump only can dream of.Snapshot_431
  4. You love SaveMe Oh’s performance but hate the ugly tents, Dracula castles or Hippie Woodstock paradises she has to do her job in. Derender the buildings or mute the owners with their ugly shit.Snapshot_432
  5. You love SaveMe Oh, but are fed up she alone get all the attention. Glue also some prims and stuff together and interact with her, or as a musician, keep your eyes on the screen too and interact with what you see and search for shared magic.Snapshot_409
  6. You hate that everything you say appears on the blog of SaveMe Oh. Shut up and SaveMe Oh has nothing to publish or be extremely nice to her. As SaveMe Oh only loves good drama she will almost never publish story’s about love, cats, dogs or tomato juice.lazy_001

Or to make a long story short: Feel free to do whatever you like.

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Hi, I Am A Dictator But Want To Look Like A Hippie

Tonight I received an invitation for a LEA party. We almost forgot they do events in LEA but here appears to be one. Here is the invitation:

Hey friends! Artistik Oluja and Livio Korobase team up again to bring you Hot Tubes & Psychedelic Grooves!

This time we’re tapping into our Hippie vibes and taking the music under the trees at ::Metamorfaces:: with Livio Korobase at the DJ table burning up the tubes with awesome psychedelic grooviness that’ll get your flower power on in no time. So throw on some colour and get into those bellbottoms we’re ready to party!

When I entered the sim I was very happy to see Eupalinos Ugaijin alive and well and he even managed to be the new bf of Artistik Oluja, getting in that way a secret backdoor to once more another LEA sim. They stole the little dead dolls of Scottius Polke to make some kind of hippie looking dance with them but of course we all know dictators can’t dance.

I tried not to disturb their kindergarten too much to bring in what they asked: throw on some colour, psychedelic grooviness and flower power.

But then misses Dictator started to complain:

SaveMe Oh: Hey Eupalinos, what a surprise.

Eupalinos Ugajin: Hello

SaveMe Oh: I hardly recognise you

SaveMe Oh: Did I scare poor Eupa off or did he simply disintegrate?

Artistik Oluja: Eupa took me on a quick tour of space hehe

SaveMe Oh: He knows where space is?

Artistik Oluja: SaveMe, you know that place behind your eyes? 🙂

SaveMe Oh: I have that?

Fanny Vermont:  Such a cool light

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Kandinsky Beaumont: How can you be in LEA SaveMe?

SaveMe Oh: I forced Eupa to let me in.

Kandinsky Beaumont: Nobody banning you tonight?

Kandinsky Beaumont: Aha nice Eupa, I see all the little Scottius guys, the dead children

Artistik Oluja: If you can stop with the colour rezzing SaveMe you’ll last longer, I can’t handle this much colour. It’s not something everyone’s nervous systems can tolerate.

SaveMe Oh: I have the same with everything Eupalinos does but I try to be brave.

John Howard Cassio: It tends to make you dizzy

Artistik Oluja: I’m asking you to stop it because it’s hurting me 🙂

Fanny Vermont: Isn’t it what we try to get? Dizzy, I mean?

SaveMe Oh: Psychedelic intends to do that, you aging hippies

Fanny Vermont laughs.

SaveMe Oh: If you can’t stand that consider gardening as a hobby.

Artistik Oluja: It’s your attitude that is ageing 🙂 I think you have had enough attention for your little thingy now

Artistik Oluja ejected and banned you from this land.

Livio Korobase, who is role-playing a DJ tonight didn’t open his mouth, were on Facebook they have to cut a forest to deliver enough paper for his writings….

SaveMe Oh: Now we know you belong to the LEA dictatorship. Good to know.

Livio Korobase: For me was nice, but ok I am only a worker.

SaveMe Oh: Yes, dictatorships run by their workers.

Bullshitting About Collaborative Virtual Environments

You can bullshit a lot on paper when you over and over describe the works of zero significance of the usual suspects as Bryn Oh, Eupalinos Ugajin, Rose Borchovski and Alpha Auer. But it would be fairer to say just in the open: I want to promote my own work, which is, although rather hippie, not bad at all.

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And what can promote your work better than name a few times the name of the only existing artist in the virtual world; SaveMe Oh.

Catarina Carneiro de Sousa aka as Capcat Ragu did another attempt to promote her work by several “SaveMe Oh” namedropping in her latest scientific paper but did it need to be in such a lousy way? The times Capcat Ragu really visited a performance of SaveMe Oh one can count on the fingers of one hand. And so we get some bullshitting about what she assumes could be right.

So I better pretend I am Catarina Carneiro de Sousa and produce some decent work.

In Collaborative Virtual Environments, pseudo artistic activities are carried out by avatars that fall into the “I Want To Be A Performance Artist” subgroup. They steal from conventional art forms such as theatre, opera, dance, circus and musical performance and label it as new types of enactions, tailored to an audience with a severe death wish.

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The duo of Portuguese wannabe artists Kikas Babenco and Marmaduke Arado takes advantage of their rich Wikipedia knowledge ability combined with their dexterity to attach marketplace artefacts to their avatars, in order to satisfy an audience who loved to play with dolls at a younger age.

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How different this is in the approach used by the only artist in Secondlife; SaveMe Oh, who displays full installations in the world, which in reality are not part of the environment, but are ‘worn’ by her avatar. SaveMe Oh use this strategy in her performances to create a strong visual impact, usually with satirical intent towards the world of art and the social codes of the metaverse. These events are usually improvised and participatory, as SaveMe Oh often offer her artefacts to the public and invite them to join in the performance.

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Not a lot of people answer to this invitation as the aura of SaveMe Oh is so strong and heavily focused on her artistic persona – whose avatar, more than an author, embodies the work itself, that it scares of potential participators who are better labelled as blind admirers. SaveMe referred to herself (an avatar) as an artwork and not as an author, in the talk promoted by Transdisciplinares Artes Lisboa (2014), in the activities related to the event and exhibition entitled Virtual Interactive Participatory Arts. SaveMe presents herself as an agent provocateur in the art world, often invading artistic events with her performances, which can cover a whole SIM.

It should be noted that, while it can be argued that this somewhat ironical questioning of authorship and identity may have roots in previous ‘real world’ works, the spatial, environmental and behavioural properties of SaveMe Oh’s performances are unique to the affordances of a CVE and could hardly take place in our world..”

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https://www.academia.edu/13121484/Art_Practice_in_Collaborative_Virtual_Environments_Uncertain_Spaces_Virtual_Configurations_in_Contemporary_Art_and_Museums