The Return Of The Living Dead

The passing away of Alizarin Goldflake led to a return to SL of antiquities for her memorial in UWA. The visitors were so old that a Philip Linden doll would look like a fancy meshbody next to them. They hardly could move but luckily were still able to write, probably on a typewriter they had connected with the Commodore or Atari console.

Fortunately I could save the memorial a bit in honour of Alizarin Goldflake.

Penumbra Carter: I meet her in RL in Boston , with her husband , it was a SL thingy we did that Jay from BIW and Misprint put together

Dividni Shostakovich: I don’t think Soror Nishi be in-world in ages

Jayjay Zifanwe: i havent seen her in a while

Wizzy Gynoid: Thoth met Alizarin in real life in Boston.

Apmel Ibbetson: When SaveMe is here Sorror has to come!

SaveMe Oh: Sorry I am late, some Guantanamo bay employee of Jayjay thought it was a good idea to ban me yesterday.

Penumbra Carter: Her husband did alot of her filming for her

SaveMe Oh: Hi darlings

Apmel Ibbetson: I’m not your darling..anymore

SaveMe Oh: Once a darling always a darling

Penumbra Carter: Alizarin RL art was quite lovely too

Eliza Wierwight: I had a look at her RL website a few days ago, agreed

Corcosman Voom: Her SL art was based on her RL art

Banrion Constatine: Extremely talented.

Penumbra Carter: Atmospheric

Eliza Wierwight: Though I’d be surprised if anyone was exclusively creative here

Jayjay Zifanwe: Quite a few are

Corcosman Voom: Yes

Eliza Wierwight: Really, interesting

SaveMe Oh: Ampel is exclusive non creative in both worlds, but that besides

Banrion Constatine: Less threat of rejection in a virtual world making art. 🙂

Apmel Ibbetson: hahahah..true Save

Eliza Wierwight: I can’t make a sandwich without designing it lol

Corcosman Voom: SL allows people to imagine themselves differently and play like we used to as young children

Penumbra Carter: well I dont know about that LOL

Dividni Shostakovich: Eliza, why does that not surprise me lol

Apmel Ibbetson: I’m just there for the sex

SaveMe Oh: But he is a great nibbler

Dekka Raymaker: Hey SaveMe good to see you here

SaveMe Oh: I am here due to Jayjay after he fired one off his security clowns

Dekka Raymaker: Yeah FreeWee took all those bribes from and i hardly won at UWA 🙂

Eliza Wierwight: ~laughs~ Free wouldn’t!

SaveMe Oh: My bribe worked, I paid Tutsy to not become number one again

Apmel Ibbetson: I am the only one living that never won anything in UWA

Banrion Constatine: We never won anything, Apmel, you’re safe.

Apmel Ibbetson: Besides SaveMe of course

Jayjay Zifanwe: Apmel. dont you remember that high5 i gave you?

Dekka Raymaker: I did win once or twice, I got the good try award

SaveMe Oh: I never participated, I dont like sport

Corcosman Voom: Heh

Apmel Ibbetson: haha does that count Jayjay

Sowa Mai: I won the respect of my peers, then gambled it away

Jayjay Zifanwe: SaveMe did participate

SaveMe Oh: No, I send a DO IT YOURSELF item. Did you screw it together Jayjay?

Jayjay Zifanwe: Its on your blog

SaveMe Oh: Never believe my blog, its all edited

Penumbra Carter: 🙂 well we know that

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe doesn’t have a blog..it is art..so never trust it

Jayjay Zifanwe: lol SaveMe you have a bad memory. you were the artwork. remember you stood in your spot for hours. That was fun

Eliza Wierwight: I recall that

Penumbra Carter: with a bat

SaveMe Oh: But that is not participation, that’s a state of existence

Jayjay Zifanwe: yup

Apmel Ibbetson: Yes that bat..that is why i don’t remember anything from that meeting

Jayjay Zifanwe: still.. you took part

Penumbra Carter: Unofficial participation

Jayjay Zifanwe: And you won an award then it was official

Penumbra Carter: raison d’etere

Jayjay Zifanwe: she had a nameplate and everything

Penumbra Carter: LOL

SaveMe Oh: No Jayjay, you took part of my artwork, be clear about it

Jayjay Zifanwe: and after she took around the bat

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe always hits her old darlings with a bat

Jayjay Zifanwe: We made sure she could only stay in her exhibition spot and not move around 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Name plate??

Jayjay Zifanwe: Yes… the artist name plate… like you see for Alizarin in front of some of the artworks

SaveMe Oh: How does a nameplate looks?

Dekka Raymaker: I have mine on sale in Ebay, SaveMe you can look at that one

Penumbra Carter: So you did participate with the rest of us after all!

Jayjay Zifanwe: Yes.. thats her nameplate there

Penumbra Carter: LOL

Sowa Mai: I dont think i have seen so many people on my friends list in the same place in a long time

Apmel Ibbetson: Igor just dropped in

SaveMe Oh: Igorrrrrr honey

Igor Ballyhoo: hello friends

SaveMe Oh: Omg that body

Jayjay Zifanwe: Long time no see bro

Eliza Wierwight: Miracle you made it lol

Apmel Ibbetson: Wait before you have sex..this is a memorial kind of

SaveMe Oh: When you don’t have sex you will never become immortal

Penumbra Carter: that is a complicated sentence

Apmel Ibbetson: must be really immortal then..

Pixels Sideways: this is the Ali sculpt that Wotthe Dickens made from a scan of Ali’s avatar for the Environmental Fluidity show.

Sowa Mai: it’s scary

SaveMe Oh: I thought it was Michael Jackson

Sowa Mai: dug him up

SaveMe Oh: So we can 3D print Ali for in our car?

Dekka Raymaker: Aren’t we all pre mesh, retro SL artists

Dekka Raymaker: Why do we have 50 bloody chairs here?

SaveMe Oh: For the ones who have gone

Eliza Wierwight: ambiance

SaveMe Oh: Or you prefer coffins?

Dekka Raymaker: Well we could lie down

Igor Ballyhoo: IF I ever die and you people make a memorial, you invite SaveMe Oh to it, I swear I will come back from my grave and fuck up every last motherfucker who is responsible for her presence

Penumbra Carter: sweet:)

SaveMe Oh: You will never die Igor, we will make sure. BTW, Igor, can you stop smoking at a memorial?

Penumbra Carter: Do you need some soap for that mouth?

Eliza Wierwight: even me?

Dekka Raymaker: Well that’s a challenge then

Apmel Ibbetson: NOW we are getting worked up here

Jayjay Zifanwe: “Rage against the dying of the light”

Eliza Wierwight: ~sniffleslaughs~

Dekka Raymaker: Can we have £D mesh SaveMe Oh’s

Jayjay Zifanwe: Thats the flip title

Penumbra Carter: Is that why Jesus came back?

Banrion Constatine: SaveMe was there at the crucifixion.

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe is for free.. otherwise she would be a whore

Pixels Sideways: I was thinking maybe I came back too soon.

Apmel Ibbetson: The seats are free.. but you can’t sit in them

SaveMe Oh: now thats deep, Ampel!

Igor Ballyhoo: I see her work here that was on Snowcrash, if anyone still remembers snowcrash

Eliza Wierwight: Which one Igor?

Penumbra Carter: I remember that Igor

SaveMe Oh: Was that before or after our relation, Igor?

Eliza Wierwight: Igor built it

SaveMe Oh: Since when he builds?

Penumbra Carter: The last piece she built here was the aquarium?

Corcosman Voom: The maze was her first attempt at making something immersive

Dekka Raymaker: I remember the aquarium, just before I left for a short break

Penumbra Carter: She had it up in her house too, I looked at some of her blogs recently, she did a lot

Corcosman Voom: She made a machinima of Aquarelle with Chantal Harvey doing the filming, that was a fun project

Pixels Sideways: Akizarin had one of her dome installations in Caerleon’s dream show. and a few other shows we did – Ali was always generous about sharing her work.

Apmel Ibbetson: I must have made a machinima from her work that nobody has seen more than once.. me

SaveMe Oh: I wont tell about my machinima as they will accuse me of promotion activities

Dekka Raymaker: She definitely had her own style here in SL

Soror Nishi: hi all

Penumbra Carter: love the fishes

Wizzy Gynoid: nice Fish Saveme, So far, I’m not too laggy

Soror Nishi: Your fish are slowing me down

SaveMe Oh: Great in this quick world

Wizzy Gynoid: Soror you can turn your complexity slider way down

Corcosman Voom: Or just Mute

Banrion Constatine: I’m out too. This is really a nice tribute to Ali. It’s nice to see everyone together like the old days. Toodles.

Soror Nishi: bye dividni, sorry I was badly lagged out.

Wizzy Gynoid: I wish I had one of those Alizarin statues.

Corcosman Voom: It really is kind of scary : )

Apmel Ibbetson: standing close to SaveMe is always scary

Igor Ballyhoo: I have to go now friends

SaveMe Oh: Ok darling

Igor Ballyhoo: Wish to see some gatherings on brighter ocasions

SaveMe Oh: a kiss?

Jayjay Zifanwe: sorry i been too lagged to move

Corcosman Voom: Soror is stuck in lag also, Jayjay

SaveMe Oh: That how dinosaurs died out, to slow to move

Wizzy Gynoid: I’m not lagging too bad. Usually I crash.

Apmel Ibbetson: I can even dance

SaveMe Oh: I can load 10 avis

Jayjay Zifanwe: SaveMe waiting to dance with you Apmel

SaveMe Oh: I dont understand those people. Didnt they all get rich with their art like me?

Soror Nishi: not too bad now I’ve turned it all down to basic

Apmel Ibbetson: I don’t want to shame her..she is an awfuldancer

Corcosman Voom: Soror, when did you first meet Alizarin? Do you remember? You two became very close friends.

Soror Nishi: It must have been 9 years ago

SaveMe Oh: Grandmothers memoirs and now they can only lag…..sigh

Soror Nishi: I’m terrible with dates

SaveMe Oh: Can somebody also tell what they did last week?

Apmel Ibbetson: my working memory is gone

Wizzy Gynoid: I have missed SaveMe so much

SaveMe Oh: what a convenience

Jayjay Zifanwe: Last week we were regaled with grand tales of SaveMe and Bryn

Soror Nishi: I went to work SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: Did you heared the lies of Bryn about Sabrinaas memorial?

Wizzy Gynoid: I remember Sabrina’s memorial.

Soror Nishi: Me to

Apmel Ibbetson: me too

SaveMe Oh: Pity the Aliz doll cant dance with us

Peli Dieterle: yes she was a doll )

SaveMe Oh: If someone think its a good idea I bring Alizarin alive again please send me her password and login.

Bye Alizarin!

The Canonization Of SaveMe Oh

After 11 years of virtual life SaveMe Oh will be canonised on the 23th of February 2018 after completing her last miracle, needed for the canonization; the St. SaveMe Oh pilgrimage.

We will gather the 23th at 1 PM SLT. Ask SaveMe for a TP or follow the landmark that will be released soon and receive the memorial object to carry along.

On 23 february 2007 “nihil obstat” (“nothing against”) was declared under Philip Linden which opened the cause for beatification. The process commenced on 23 February 2017 and thus, she was granted the title of Savior of Virtual Worlds.

The documents and other information gathered from the process – was forwarded to the Congregation for the Causes of SelfieSaints in 2011. Consultors and the members of the congregation collaborated on the resources gathered from the SaveMe Oh Weblog and unanimously agreed that SaveMe Oh had lived a life of heroic virtue. They forwarded their vote to SaveMe Oh herself who, on 23 February 2012, signed the decree in recognition of her heroic virtues. This meant that she was titled Venerable.

In 2014 an alleged miracle attributed to her intercession had been discovered in Immersiva. The case involved a fetus in Bryn Oh’s womb which suffered brain defects that would affect the child to be born as a rabbit. The doctor advised Bryn Oh to have an abortion but she refused to do so and requested the intercession of SaveMe Oh. When the rabbit was born, there were no defects that could be detected and the rabbits’s health was monitored until it became an adolescent. The rabbit in question still shows no signs of defects.

The inquiry into the miracle closed in 2015 and the case went to a LEA committee board and voted in favour of the miracle which they deemed was “medically unexplainable”.

The beatification for SaveMe Oh was held on 23 february 2016 at Dreamworld, with SaveMe Oh receiving the title “Blessed”. The next step would be the recognition of another miracle, which would result in her canonization.

The relics presented during the beatification rites are the blood-stained baseball bat, used by SaveMe Oh to beat up Mandel Solano and the members of Pirats, and a little sample of her pee used to piss on Roxy Gellar. Both relics will be brought to Mt. Whitney in a reliquary for the beatification.

After the approval of this miracle on 23 february 2018 SaveMe Oh’s canonization will take place on the spot and the following statement may be released to the press.

Official Statement:

St. SaveMe Oh is the greatest saint of virtuality and a legendary example of reaching her second life with mercy and grace. The precise dates of her birth and death are unknown, but we do know she was present with her public ministry, death and resurrection. She is mentioned at least a million times in the comments.

SaveMe Oh has long been regarded as an art-whore or grieving immoral in virtual dictatorships, but this is not supported in the scriptures. It is believed she is a genius who lives among minions and devotees, living as they do.

The Gossips agree that SaveMe Oh was originally a great sinner. Ampel nibbled seven demons out of her when he met her. After this, she told several women she associated with and these women also became followers.

There is also debate over if SaveMe Oh is the same unnamed women, a sinner, who weeps and washes Igor Ballyhood’s dick with a Brillo steel wool soap pad in the temple of Dido. Scholars are skeptical this is the same person.

Despite the scholarly dispute over her background, what she did in her subsequent life, after meeting Philip Linden, is much more significant. She was certainly the one who saved Philip, giving us an example of how no person is beyond the saving grace of SaveMe Oh.

During SaveMe’s ministry, it is believed that all Lindens followed her, part of a semi-permanent entourage who served SaveMe and her Disciples.

SaveMe Oh likely watched her own crucifixion from a distance along with the other women who followed her during her ministry. SaveMe was present when she rose from virtual dead, visiting in every available body, very much alive. She was always the first witness to her own resurrection.

After the death of Solo Mornington, a legend states that she remained among the early LEA’s. She was allegedly put into a boat by Cherry Manga, along with several other alts of the early Dutch Salvation Church, and set adrift without sails or oars. The boat landed in Open Sim but there was nobody to save so she asked two fish to bring her back.

St. SaveMe Oh’s feast day is February 23. She is the patroness of converts, repentant sinners, sexual temptation, pharmacists, banned people, rabbits and horses, and many other places and causes.

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Igor Ballyhoo’s face looked as innocent as one of his mesh baby’s but it couldn’t calm his adoptive mother Constrictor Solo down.

“You think I believe that?” she yelled, “A few days ago I re-opend the UTSA sim and the first thing I read are two blog posts about your contact with that woman.”

“Four years I have hidden you on UTSA grounds when you came as a refugee from Europe, trying to escape that woman and the first thing you do is run back to her for a one night stand”.

Igor didn’t dare to look his adoptive mother in the eyes, nervous he was cutting scissor after scissor out of white paper.

“And stop with cutting those fucking scissors, they are too avant-garde, I don’t want them. You continue to assemblage the Susa mesh heads Rose gave you and glue them together with Bryn’s cogwheels. I want the UTSA sim full with those moving Susa heads as Bryn already dropped the dead rabbits all over the place.”Or you want me to replace you with Mistero Hifeng? You think you are the only one who can glue mesh baby heads together?”

“Daddy liked my scissors” Igor replied with a thin voice.

Constrictor Solo exploded; “Shut the fuck up, you moron.” Daddy Solo Mornington already is busy for years to seal off the northern part of our protectorate. LEA is almost SaveMe free; here in southern UTSA we haven’t seen a glimpse of her anymore because our tactics to disguise you in woman clothes was finally successful. Why couldn’t you just be Rebeca Bashly for a little while longer? But no, you had to blow up your muscles and run back as a beaten doggie to that woman to explore her with your cigar.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, Igor’s voice was not more than a sighing whisper.

“At last Solo and I have all so called artists in our pocket, paid Uncle Jayjay off so he would stop with UWA  and then you with your horny actions put everything on quicksand again.” Furiously Constrictor Solo was spitting out the words when she noticed her feet where getting wet, she was standing in a dirty pool of yellow water. “What shit is this?”

Igor pointed up in a tree “gravity is a mistake.” A shiny white urinoir was hanging upside down on a low hanging branch.

“I guess Eupalinos Ugaijn’s morning urine is dripping on you, he didn’t solve all gravity issues yet” Igor said with a cautious smile. But the smile vanished in the blink of an eye when Constrictor Solo smacked him in his face and his cigar flew with a shallow curve right in the face of one of Bryn’s dead rabbits.

My One Night Stand With Igor

Igor Ballyhoo: I like your animated scissors.

SaveMe Oh: Of course, I could perform this inside your forest of scissors, but you let all your bosses ban me.

Igor Ballyhoo: I didn’t, you can go to LEA 7? Rose Borchovski is boss there.

SaveMe Oh: Sigh, you are all so stupid, so easy for the dictatorships. They give you a parcel and you are all happy.

Igor Ballyhoo: I just don’t care enough.

SaveMe Oh: Thats why I have to care.

Igor Ballyhoo: Good for you.

SaveMe Oh: Because idiots like you don’t. You are happy with just a tube of glue. Good for you.

Igor Ballyhoo: I didn’t come here for you to call me names. Do it again and I will mute you again.

SaveMe Oh: You can leave again.

Igor Ballyhoo: Ok

SaveMe Oh: Its more easy to obey the dictatorships I assume.

Igor Ballyhoo: I don’t obey anything.

SaveMe Oh: No ass-licker will admit it.

Igor Ballyhoo: So you wanted to be muted? Ok, have it your way.

SaveMe Oh: I am banned anywhere where you are a slave, so doesnt matter much. But if I see you online I will TP you to real events.

Will The Earth End If I Am Wrong, Igor Ballyhoo?

Igor Ballyhoo: Are you busy

SaveMe Oh: For you I let everything fall out of my hands and run to you.

Igor Ballyhoo: Good. I was curious about something. What motivates you for troling in SL? How and why a person decide that is what makes them amused? Did you do it elsewhere before SL?

SaveMe Oh: It’s difficult to answer that question as I don’t feel at all I am trolling. So we have already a problem here.

Igor Ballyhoo: You obviously spend enormous amounth of energy on it so there must be some logic in it I guess but ok how would you like to rephrase that term?

SaveMe Oh: I spend an enormous amounth of energy in creating and saving secondlife and that amuses me enormous. When it wouldn’t do that I wouldn’t be in SL. It hurt my feelings and makes me sad people call it trolling as I consider myself the only real artwork inside Secondlife. You glue some babyheads together and are done for months, I have to be creative every day. Don’t see whats trolling about that.

Igor Ballyhoo: Well when I say trolling, I mean insulting everyone and everything, hijacking their projects and u know what I mean actually, you know well deffinition of trolling but that is not what I wanted to discuss, I was curious about why such nihilistic approach? Is there nothing that you find interesting in sl to support? I guess what I am trying to say is, way to shape some group or opinion is stick and carot, just stick or just carrot porved ineffective, don;t u think?

SaveMe Oh: Virtual reality was not invented to be a copy of real life, with the same rules, ego-driven caracters or ownership based events. I want to take the freedom to do whatever I like in my screen, knowing that everybody is able to derender me in their screen when they dont like it. By doing so I show which mechanism are still holding back complete freedom. I dont understand for example why you participate in events you know I am banned, like the UTSA. I hate you for being a collaborator of dictatorships. Why can’t you just derender me if you dont like to see me?

Igor Ballyhoo: I mostly agree that there is no need that VR become copy of reality, it has much more potential but don’t you think that people need some transition time to get used to new dimension of thinking, after all, you do have human form here?

SaveMe Oh: I gave the people already 9 years of transition time, on a certain moment that must be enough. So I am afraid I become more radical every day concerning this. I have no more patience with idiots.

Igor Ballyhoo: I organise and participate in events and spaces like UTSA and other galleries because it is what can inspire people to work further and creation (even way of thinking about creation ) is process not final state. Idiots can grow.

SaveMe Oh: I do exactly the same, only I dont create borders around it. I am not afraid for any kind of contribution or disturbance, actually I hope for it as in my believe thats the true future of virtual worlds. Not your primglueing on a forbidden sim.

Igor Ballyhoo: OK, lets say you do the same thing, why not making more independent projects then, it seams to me that all your works are depending on others that you despise so much?

SaveMe Oh: My main work is performing wherever I can, primglueing I left behind me long ago.

Igor Ballyhoo: What is difference between using prims or using users?

SaveMe Oh: I shape an experience, you and your kind create dead stuff. And the dead stuff is so much better in RL.

Igor Ballyhoo: World is constantly changing, virtual reality together with it and noone knows where it will end and in what form. You did get my curiosity.

SaveMe Oh: My work all the time generates curiosity, I think thats why it is called art.

Igor Ballyhoo: I am curious what is that attitude you are driven by

SaveMe Oh: The attitude is freedom to create and fight the ones who want to prevent that.

Igor Ballyhoo: Do you feel SL would be better without places like UTSA, Berg and other sims?

SaveMe Oh: The places should be there without the idiots who rule them.

Igor Ballyhoo: Don’t you think that just becomes giant sandboxes then, something like LEA

SaveMe Oh: Sandboxes are so much better than LEA or UTSA as you see the process and interaction. Only I am banned there so I dont have recent experience.

Igor Ballyhoo: But in sandboxes you get everything unfiltered, doesnt that make cacophony?

SaveMe Oh: The real art-IKEA’s are UTSA and LEA, or UWA. The most horrible places. People should be free to discover what they want. Virtual worlds shouldn’t be musea.

Igor Ballyhoo: What do you get when you mix all color paints in to one.

SaveMe Oh: I dont need you or the idiot curators to tell me what colors I should mix

Igor Ballyhoo: No, of course not.

SaveMe Oh: All those idiots you are working for have hidden agenda’s. They dont want your art, they want to show off their sim for their own benefit

Igor Ballyhoo: But don’t you think people should mix colors as they want and in the end you can like it or spit on it but at least they had chance to show their way of showing their thoughts?

SaveMe Oh: Everybody can show what they want, and every spectator can choose what she want to see.

Igor Ballyhoo: What would be a benefit in your opinion?

SaveMe Oh: A benefit would be that the toilet cleaner of UWA becomes an art curator because he was the first to install SL on his computer.

Igor Ballyhoo: Are you trying to say that I am being used?

SaveMe Oh: Of course you are.

Igor Ballyhoo: For what purpose?

SaveMe Oh: For their own benefit

Igor Ballyhoo: And becoming “art curator” is in your opinion a benefit? Just to be clear again?

SaveMe Oh: When you improve your position in RL by it, yes. When at once you are the expert on VR, yes.

Igor Ballyhoo: I am aware that most gallery owners in SL couldn’t tell Man Ray from Picasso, not that I have much high opinion of them but still I am curious why do you feel so strong about them? Why do you even care?

SaveMe Oh: As those toilet boys and girls decide that I am not welcome.

Igor Ballyhoo: I am sure that is what you are aiming for, why making question out of it, what are you trying to proove?

SaveMe Oh: So nice targets for me. I love to fight them as they are the examples of stupidity who make our world such a disaster.

Igor Ballyhoo: But that is such easy thing to do, where is chalenge there?

SaveMe Oh: I try to proove that the world is run by idiots.

Igor Ballyhoo: lol

SaveMe Oh: Do you agree?

Igor Ballyhoo: Proving well known fact is meaningless? It is like proving that earth is round

SaveMe Oh: Glueing mesh babyheads together is meaningless too, Everybody has a right on their own nothing.

Igor Ballyhoo: What I am trying to say is do you think that would make them change?

SaveMe Oh: Yes.

Igor Ballyhoo: I agree, I agree that everyone has their own nothing.

SaveMe Oh: The change is that the idiots are locked up together now in small regions

Igor Ballyhoo: Or left sl

SaveMe Oh: Where they can hit eachother in the shoulder how good they are.

Igor Ballyhoo: Do you think that SL is better without Pirates Gallery?

SaveMe Oh: Galleries are ok, Idiots like Newbab or Merlina we can do better without.

Igor Ballyhoo: That was not an answer, fact is that they were that gallery.

SaveMe Oh: I dont mind spaces where people build, I love to interact there.

Igor Ballyhoo: If all the “idiots” leave SL, what do you expect would remain here?

SaveMe Oh: Free space?

Igor Ballyhoo: What’s use of free space if there is noone to see what you do? You can do it then just localy on your HDD.

SaveMe Oh: Thats for the losers in open sim. Here we still can generate large crowds.

Igor Ballyhoo: With aim to chase them off?

SaveMe Oh: I dont chase them off. I save them

Igor Ballyhoo: Do you really believe that?

SaveMe Oh: Yes.

Igor Ballyhoo: What if you are wrong?

SaveMe Oh: The earth will end?

Igor Ballyhoo: Ok, I was away from SL for 2.5 years for example, do you think SL profited from that

SaveMe Oh: So you see, its still there, I didnt kill it in the mean time.

Igor Ballyhoo: Since I know you concider my works for nothing

SaveMe Oh: Sorry if I have to puke if I see another mesh head with cogwheels moving towards a dead rabbit.

LEA’s Microwave

If you also have some leftover’s that are almost growing funghi, send it over to LEA as they are pleased to warm up your dead, long forgotten stuff. At least my darling Rose is admitting her two fish are dead now.

So if you want to do the same documentary again about Igor Ballyhoo scissors, the nipples of Rose Borchovski’s Susas, the cactus of Maya Paris or be present at the return of the dearly missed Cherry Manga or Aristide Depression, grab your camera and produce the reproduction of the reproduction of the reproduction. And it will not take long before Eupalinos Ugajin, Jo Ellsmere, Alpha Auer, Mikati Slade and Bryn Oh will also discover some old shit in their fridge that exceeded its expiration date but they love to warm up for you again.

Hurry up before it is too late……..

Mistaken French For Swedish Might Get You Killed

Gypsy Jam: lovely accent ㋡

SaveMe Oh: I dont understand a word. Is it Swedish?

Jaime Poutine: French

You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

SaveMe Oh: Who is the dictator of duty here that banned me?

JfR Beaumont ejected and banned you from this land.

 

SaveMe Oh: Banned

Iono Allen: Already! OMG

SaveMe Oh: Who is the dictator here?

Iono Allen: I don’t remember, first time I come since ages. Hmm I don’t know, people I know in this group are offline…sigh… seems that nobody did it… ha!!

SaveMe Oh: Can you ask if it was maybe Duna Gant? Ask in chat please.

Iono Allen: She doesn’t have any right here.

SaveMe Oh: Somebody has.

Iono Allen: Of course.

Iono Allen: Jfr Beaumont said he was sorry, he didn’t know. We asked in chat who did that. Of course nobody answered

SaveMe Oh: They learned that from the Germans. Ich habe es nicht gewust.

 

In chat Iono asked:

Iono Allen: Why has SaveMeOh been banned from here just now?

Bergfrau  Apfelbaum: I dont know?

Jaynine Scarborough: Why did they ban save me oh???

Rage Darkstone: oops

Iono Allen: she has been ejected… somebody did it…

TheDove Rhode: humans

 

SaveMe Oh: They always know how to ban but seem completely stupid if they have to unban.

Jaynine Scarborough demand the return of SaveMe Oh

Duna Gant: C’est moi qui a bannie à Saveme. Pas JfR Beaumont. Pour quoi? Je vais te montrer!

Duna Gant: SaveMe Oh: The stupid bitch Duna Gant

Duna Gant: C’est ça qu’elle dit de moi et la seule chose que je fais sur SL est travailler. La seule condition que je demande pour travailler est ne permetre pas une personne que TOUJOURS m’insulte et encore je ne sais pas le pourquoi parce que je n’ai jamais parlé avec elle. Merci beaucoup pour me lire

Igor Ballyhoo and Patrick Moya: “I know nothing, I’m from Barcelona”

 

JfR Beaumont: Ok i cut down the broadcast on web sorry I am not enough in virtual to admit this sort of terrorism

Rad Hand: Fascinating, can we have a concert now?

Betty Tureaud looks the other way

JfR Beaumont: Ok you want the war you have it.

SaveMe Oh: What is your problem? Dont you know art is about freedom?

JfR Beaumont: You are like terrorist in Paris You win an enemy. And not a small believe me. You are a fucking terrorist. You have win a big enemy you don’t know who I am but be sure I purchase you in the hell. I dont’ share anything with terrorist, i am french some of my friend have been killed by people with your spirit. I am your worst cauchemard. I bring you to the hell with me.

The “Art” World Enjoying A Playback Show

You always think it can’t get any worse. People are already complaining about “artists” who sing along with karaoke tapes but wait till you hear this.

In the Eye Art Gallery from Wan Laryukov they close an exhibition by playing a CD of Portuguese fado singer Mariza and then have 5 dolls online on poseballs pretending they perform live.

Now imagine wannabe artists like my sister Bryn Oh, her alt Cica Ghost, Igor Ballyhoo, Duna Gant, Giovanna Cerise, Mona Byte and the Portugese watercolour hippie community  sitting at tables watching a playback show. But also my musical friends DD and Yadleen had obviously no problem with roleplaying audience in front of a non existing performance. Don’t they have spotify to listen to Mariza?

SaveMe Oh: Now we are looking at a doll pretending to be Mariza, while they play a tape????

Pseudo Mariza: Negro, bairro negro, bairro negro. Onde não há pão, não há sossego

SaveMe Oh: My god, this got every minute more ridiculous

Cladestino Milena: There she is again……

SaveMe Oh: Will Elvis return from dead after this also?

Cladestino Milena: If you dont like it, leave.

Pseudo Mariza: Olha o sol que vai nascendo. Anda ver o mar.

SaveMe Oh: Or no, after we will have the “live”performance of Johan Sebastian Bach, live on his organ

Cladestino Milena: you can play my organ anytime

Pseudo  Mariza: Trago um fado no meu canto, canto a noite, até ser dia

SaveMe Oh: I saw Mariza live, btw and she has much better dance moves. Who has animated her? She looks more like Pinocchio

Pseudo Mariza: Tenho saudades de mim, do meu amor, mais amado. Eu canto um país sem fim, o mar, a terra, o meu fado, meu fado, meu fado, meu fado.

Cladestino Milena: You look ridiculous….. everyday….. and nobody says a thing

SaveMe Oh: And were are the violin players, or were those dolls too expensive?

Pseudo  Mariza: De mim só me falto eu, senhora, da minha vida. Do sonho, digo que é meu, e dou por mim já nascida.

Cladestino Milena: How really stupid you are?

SaveMe Oh: And do we have to tip those animated dolls? For what?

Cladestino Milena: Leave…let others enjoy. Nobody enjoy you huh? Get a third life then.

SaveMe Oh: Can I have a baba de camelo please so I can spit a little bit?

Joaopedro Oh: Dido princess 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Who is the puppeteer? Cavaco Silva?

Wan Laryukov: No comments please. One more comment on the chat and I will ban you.

And here ends another night where the freedom of speech was happily celebrated.

Wan Laryukov ejected and banned you from this land.

My sister Bryn Oh with her own alt Cica Ghost enjoying animated dolls playbacking Portuguese singer Mariza

What is that bitch Dido Haas doing there with my Igor?

Cladestino Milena: realmente deves mesmo andar com falta de caralho pelo cu acima… mas pronto… o sl é pequeno e quando mesnos esperares, la vou estar eu a pagar-te da mesma moeda. Nasceste estupido e com a idade estas pior. Deixa estar, vais morrer cedo. Ja te suicidaste ou ainda ai estas? Um gajo como tu a fazer de mulher? Tem juizo parolo, compra um vibrador e enfia-a pelo cu adentro… isto antes de te suicidares… sempre morres feliz.

SaveMe Oh: Are you the playback doll?
Cladestino Milena: ainda nao te mataste? fonix……

SaveMe Oh: Mariza would be very happy  with such an idiot as her Pinocchio doll
Cladestino Milena: Nao entendo o que dizes? Deves estar com o dildo pelo cu acima ainda. Quando estiveres satisfeito diz.
SaveMe Oh: Instead of playing with dolls maybe you could consider to go to school?
Cladestino Milena: Doi-te o que ? Opa, mete vaselina, isso deve ajudar-te.

Cladestino’s group can do the following exiting events for you:

CME

. CME stands for Concerts & Music & Entertainment. We are a Second Life entertainment company, founded in July 17, 2008.

. The main act is a Tribute Band that performs the theatrical and musical acts of diferent Artists.

. The avatars look, make-up, dress up, and act like the original ones. Original music from the Artists with a live feel attitude.

. We aim to bring the audience an experience similar to a real live concert, delivering a professional entertainment service.

The Vanity Of Sim Owners

They think you, as a poor artist, are all day lying in an abandoned sandbox next to a telephone booth that you have prim glued together from your last Lindens in the hope a merciful simwoner will phone you to drag you out of your misery. That trendsetting sim owner who finally will recognize your talent and will give you a platform and an opportunity

Ring ring, omg, my phone rings; Kate Bergdorf, the alt of Flora Nordenskiold who runs the silly Nordan Art Gallery.

Kate Bergdorf: SaveMe, first let me tell you that I think Serene Footman did well by kicking you out of Furillen. It sounds liked he handled that very well.

I applaud that Serene Footman gave you a platform and an opportunity to show your great immersive art, that is more than any other sim-owner would ever have done. But then he also recognized eventually that the art itself has very little to do with your provocative and destructive behaviour. As I predicted his banning you from Furillen would fuel your quite theatrical thinking process and there would be for sure more drama to come. Reason enough to stay away from you but…………how shall I start………I am desperate. The latest prim glue from Igor Ballyhoo hardly attracted any visitor, and I had to sit with that hairy guy all the time in my sim, knowing he belongs to you but…..please forgive me, how can I start? Eh….I am looking for someone…..

SaveMe Oh: Don’t you never again call me someone….

Kate Bergdorf: Sorry SaveMe, I am looking for you, SaveMe, to show an installation at Berg by Nordan Art for July, August and September 2016, 2000 prims…..no sorry 20.000 prims…..200.000? All the prims you want.

SaveMe Oh: Only a lousy 3 months during summer? When everybody is in holidays?

Kate Bergdorf: A permanent exhibition, SaveMe, forever, till the end of Secondlife? Please?

SaveMe Oh: Do I look like an artwhore like my sister Bryn to you?

Kate Bergdorf: Please SaveMe, I beg you.

SaveMe Oh: Do you have the number of Betty Tureaud? I am sure she will be delighted to fart your sim in all colours of the rainbow.

The Arousing State Of Denial

Igor Ballyhoo: I just spoke to Rebeca, she told me that u seen her few days ago and called her Igor again.

SaveMe Oh: You will know better than me.

Igor Ballyhoo: Do you really think we are one person?

SaveMe Oh: It doesn’t matter what I think, it matters what I decide. And I have decided you two are the same. Dont ask me for proof. I don’t have it.

Igor Ballyhoo: I understand that but I see one problem that is very low. That is denying someones existence.

SaveMe Oh: Maybe it triggers someones existence

Igor Ballyhoo: I think basic right of every person is to be acknowledged as entity

SaveMe Oh: You acknowledge her, so she can already be happy. Or is she longing very much for my recognition?

Igor Ballyhoo: It is not about being happy, we all live in hope we will leave some kind of trace of our existence.

SaveMe Oh: Or should I say your recognition?

Igor Ballyhoo: I don’t think she gives a fuck.

SaveMe Oh: Than whats your problem when you don’t give a fuck. Sorry, she…

Igor Ballyhoo: But it really seams to me as something beyond wrong.

SaveMe Oh: Igor, when you need an alt in SL, it’s prefectly fine with me. I myself am acused of having hundreds. Now you hear me screaming?

Igor Ballyhoo: I have alt but Rebeca is a person. Beside I would never make a female alt, is not in my nature.

SaveMe Oh: When Rebeca loves to have a Igor Ballyhoo avi or vice versa is fine with me and of course you would never have a female alt, thats why I love you, that strong muscles, your masculin head, I just love it. Shall we date or do you have to play Rebeca tonight?

Igor Ballyhoo: Why did I had any thought that you could understand or care? I admit, I am stupid.

SaveMe Oh: Hey, dont know why you let Rebeca use you as your mailman, when you two are the same it would be more easy she would contact me. So yes you are right and are stupid. But your body is gorgeous.