SaveMe vs Goliath

Although my brother Lemonodo was waisting his time in a gay club instead of taking care of his LEA sim he didn’t escape me when I called him for duty.

He only forgot to dress up when I TP-ed him or…..?

Better not ask.

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SaveMe Oh: Why you don’t change the name of your LEA24 sim into “SaveMe and LEA”? Would be much better than David en Goliath.

The real fight is between small me and the big dictatorship of LEA. We don’t need metaphors

Lemonodo Oh: I don’t see any comparison. LEA is nothing, you are something.

SaveMe Oh: I know myself, but for the drama it is the fight between me and them.

Lemonodo Oh: But i see what u r getting at now, it is much the same as u say.

SaveMe Oh: They decide what is good for us and who are the chosen ones. So let me make a statement and let me occupy this place. You don’t have a clue anyway what to do with the sim. Growing virtual grass!

Lemonodo Oh: I’m not enough of an art admin to figure this out on my own and feel a little like don quixote tilting at windmills over this but publish this conversation and let’s see where it goes.

SaveMe Oh: You could give me building rights and then we see what happens. : I am not going to stir things up without any power, then I am the Don Quichotte

Lemonodo Oh: I got into trouble last time, not a lot, and i did ask the committee before doing anything, but definitely some, so i’ll raise it as before — my intent is simple and clear enough and achieved to the extent i can — there is one sculpture missing and goliath is still under development, but time is short. So i’ll see — they didn’t seem to mind thinking it over before

SaveMe Oh: What can happen to you? A few pissed off avi’s?

Lemonodo Oh: I had one

SaveMe Oh: And did you suffer much?

Lemonodo Oh: The committee got its discussion. As far as i can see on the whole they were happy. I suffered at the hands of the one unhappy person.Seems to be a very difficult person to please and maybe a person incognizant of artistic movements as they exist overall, which is what your work seems to observe more than most, that is how i came to feel about it.

SaveMe Oh: Thats why I need help to make this visable

Lemonodo Oh: uh yeah, well-made case you present so i will take it to the committee as before.

SaveMe Oh: This time would be nice if you would do it in secret, without telling them. Risking to be kicked out

Lemonodo Oh: 🙂 i feel bad about that to be honest but i think your argument, your case is fine

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I would take advantage off you but for the good cause

Lemonodo Oh: i have not a stitch on–this is great

SaveMe Oh: LEA is ruled by a few selfaclaimed judges who have free sims all their virtual life

Lemonodo Oh: True

SaveMe Oh: What gives them that right? What they did? Are they elected? Why others have to pay 300 dollar for a sim?

Lemonodo Oh: I wouldn’t begin to pay 300

SaveMe Oh: I think its great Linden offers this but it should not be run by a bunch of dictators. I dont want it for myself, I dont need sims.

Lemonodo Oh: How should new artists in residence be chosen?

SaveMe Oh: I think they should elect the committee

Lemonodo Oh: Oligarchic choice might not be the best way

SaveMe Oh: For a certain period. The committee itself could change that.

Lemonodo Oh: Much as second pride festival elects a board every year? That makes sense

SaveMe Oh: Yes, now this committee is deciding everything already for years. Some people always get for certain a sim if needed and I guess they dont have to apply but……nobody is also showing what people ask when they apply so we never will know.

And another question is, why they can decide to ban me or others? On what grounds? Are they judges?

Lemonodo Oh: I think thyey might be a jury, yes.

SaveMe Oh: And why they are in a jury and I am not?

Lemonodo Oh: That the air grant program is juried that is a fair question.

SaveMe Oh: And why they decide about you and not the other way around? Do they have qualifications?

Lemonodo Oh: Often juries are chosen by owners of a venue, such as a festival. Usually qualifications are “found”

SaveMe Oh: Here it is someone who has a Linden connection and after he or she installed some friends. With mighty power.

Lemonodo Oh: Something like that, usually some connection to the arts is found.

SaveMe Oh: JayJay, no connection to art found!  Solo , no connection to art found!  Secret Rage, no connection to art found!  Patricia, no connection to art found!

Lemonodo Oh: And here i am relying on one liason and a committee majority to do the right thing

SaveMe Oh: Yes, family or the committee? An exiting life or a dull one.

Lemonodo Oh: Rather simple the way you put it, as it should be

SaveMe Oh: Yes, thats why I am never so much afraid about the consequences. It’s simple,   good against bad. And am I wrong that you prefer to spent your time on other spots, regarding your appearance?

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Lemonodo Oh: I came in-world at home is all and felt it best not to cover up. I put in the request to the committee and let them have a look at it. You’ve made a super case

SaveMe Oh: Pity you rely on the committee instead on me

Lemonodo Oh: What more could you possibly do without running a foul of the understanding they might encourage me to have? And it is a pity i can’t do more right here right now, i do feel bad about that

SaveMe Oh: You could add me to the builders group and look the other way.

Lemonodo Oh: I did before and did get into trouble with one committee member or favourite. I felt bad about the trouble. It was nothing i could undo

SaveMe Oh: Pity you let your own feelings weight more heavy than a good cause.

Lemonodo Oh: I thought it was such a great idea, apparently they did not think so

SaveMe Oh: You think freedom is won by discussions with the committee? Dictatorships never end by talking with them. They can be killed though by brave people who dare to risk their virtual neck.

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Lemonodo Oh: I better put some pants on, I did reach one of the authorities.

A good point you make — let’s see how unhappy they can get right this instant

SaveMe Oh: So which one gave you trouble the last time, the one who is gone now? Or Secret Rage?

Lemonodo Oh: We’re gonna do it. Let me give you a two-week clock.

SaveMe Oh: Give me November. First finish your project. We do a big party here next week : and after that I take over for a month. In december you choose somebody else.

Lemonodo Oh: Ok, let’s do that.

SaveMe Oh: deal

Lemonodo Oh: Be darn careful of the neighbors… careful with content since the owners of the game are apparently the ones who come up with the resources… i think that covers what drives the committee

SaveMe Oh: I build without fear and accept the consequences.

Three Down, One To Go

Countless are my efforts to bring down the Secondlife institutions who prey on the time of desperate wannabe artists. The desperate wannabe artists who think their only opportunity to forever stardom is the acceptance of a position as a prostitute on an art sim. The sims were you have to obey the rules of the pimps of these artsims to be allowed to glue some prims together. The sims where you soon will find out that your glued together prims are of less importance than the exposure of the sim-owners on every opening or event. The openings where it is expected that the wannabe artists licks the asses of these sim-owners so they can raise high in their eternal glory. You know very well the ones who have to be licked over and over again. They are the Josina Burgesses of CARP, the Newbab Zsigmonds and Merlina Rokocokos of Pirats, the Jayjay Zifanwes of UWA and the Solo Morningtons of LEA.UWART

With great pleasure I can announce that after I wiped off CARP and Pirats from the face of the virtual earth now I have succeed to give UWA the deathblow. On the night of the 9th October it will be wiped out forever. Their fucking clock tower was the most embarrassing way UWA used to promote their brand using for free the time of idiot wannabe artists. Done with this ArtIKEA so real artist can use their time for what they are rezzed for…making art.

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Pirats

Now there’s only one fortress to destroy, LEA. But probably Linden Lab will release themselves from this annoyance because an ass gets irritated when daily licked by the abrasive tongue of Solo Mornington.

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When Malevich Had A TV

We hoped UWA would be dead forever as they have been terrorizing the art world long enough, but now Jayjay Zifanwe spent all his time in promoting his son as the new Ang Lee he has found a new slave to continue the rubbish for UWA. Now it’s FreeWee Ling who has the arrogance to dictate us about what art we should produce so it can be hung on their virtual walls. This time it should be IMMATERIAL.

Well, bunch of outback snobs, hang this on your virtual walls!

Title: When Malevich had a TV
Sound: John Cage 4.33
Co-Production: Directed by SaveMe Oh
Filmed and edited by Glasz DeCuir

The supremacy of pure artistic feeling” rather than on visual depiction of objects..a blissful sense of liberating non-objectivity drew us forth into a “desert”, where nothing is real except feeling.. Since in it we intend to reduce everything to OH, we have decided to call it OH. Afterward we ourselves will go beyond OH.

P.S.: Jayjay Zifanwe still has time to perma-ban me on LEA so they can play there undisturbed the Harry Potter movies of my sister Bryn.

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

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“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Igor Ballyhoo’s face looked as innocent as one of his mesh baby’s but it couldn’t calm his adoptive mother Constrictor Solo down.

“You think I believe that?” she yelled, “A few days ago I re-opend the UTSA sim and the first thing I read are two blog posts about your contact with that woman.”

“Four years I have hidden you on UTSA grounds when you came as a refugee from Europe, trying to escape that woman and the first thing you do is run back to her for a one night stand”.

Igor didn’t dare to look his adoptive mother in the eyes, nervous he was cutting scissor after scissor out of white paper.

“And stop with cutting those fucking scissors, they are too avant-garde, I don’t want them. You continue to assemblage the Susa mesh heads Rose gave you and glue them together with Bryn’s cogwheels. I want the UTSA sim full with those moving Susa heads as Bryn already dropped the dead rabbits all over the place.”Or you want me to replace you with Mistero Hifeng? You think you are the only one who can glue mesh baby heads together?”

“Daddy liked my scissors” Igor replied with a thin voice.

Constrictor Solo exploded; “Shut the fuck up, you moron.” Daddy Solo Mornington already is busy for years to seal off the northern part of our protectorate. LEA is almost SaveMe free; here in southern UTSA we haven’t seen a glimpse of her anymore because our tactics to disguise you in woman clothes was finally successful. Why couldn’t you just be Rebeca Bashly for a little while longer? But no, you had to blow up your muscles and run back as a beaten doggie to that woman to explore her with your cigar.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, Igor’s voice was not more than a sighing whisper.

“At last Solo and I have all so called artists in our pocket, paid Uncle Jayjay off so he would stop with UWA  and then you with your horny actions put everything on quicksand again.” Furiously Constrictor Solo was spitting out the words when she noticed her feet where getting wet, she was standing in a dirty pool of yellow water. “What shit is this?”

Igor pointed up in a tree “gravity is a mistake.” A shiny white urinoir was hanging upside down on a low hanging branch.

“I guess Eupalinos Ugaijn’s morning urine is dripping on you, he didn’t solve all gravity issues yet” Igor said with a cautious smile. But the smile vanished in the blink of an eye when Constrictor Solo smacked him in his face and his cigar flew with a shallow curve right in the face of one of Bryn’s dead rabbits.

Australian ART-Ikea Falls Apart

UWART

The sim with the cheapest vision on art of all time, the UWA finally stops with its devastating advertising campaign. For years the University of Western Australia had the problem that no student who was sane would want to go there, so they decided to promote the dump in the cheapest way possible, by exploiting wannabe artists in virtual worlds. Over and over again they forced those poor souls to produce shit which had to include the UWA phallus symbol, the clock tower and some black swans that Jayjay Zifanwe bought for 0 Linden on marketplace.

The megalomaniac events were always the same, space for at least 1000 avatars in the good old tradition of Leni Riefenstahl, with lot of paying participants to afford the prize money that had to be paid to Tutsy Navarathna, who was the arranged winner for years.

For the last time an army of idiots glued their stuff together in the hope to win something, not knowing Tutsy already is celebrating with Jayjay over a box of champagne.

Never investing in quality but always going for the biggest exposure for the backwater university it will be a glorious moment for virtual worlds to be finally liberated from these promoters of kitsch. Now let’s only hope Jayjay will also leave the LEA dictatorship because why continue at the only place which is even more corrupt?

Rezzed Stupid

Once in a while you get such stupid questions that you wonder if those people were rezzed under a stone.

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Aemeth Lysette: Hi SaveMe! You don’t know me, but I’ve seen some of your work and it’s really awesome! I am working with the Art Farm Coop sim at LEA 28 to build a Hollywood-style town dedicated to machinima and photography. (I called it “SLollywood”.)

Anyway, I was talking with another officer, RMarie Beedit, and we agreed it would be awesome if you hosted a seminar here. Would you be interested? I know RMarie said LEA might have banned you from their sims, but I’m giving you a LM to ours so you can try to see if you’ll be able to get in anyway. If not, we tried, and we still think you’re cool. Please let me know if it works!

SaveMe Oh: The LEA dictatorship keeps me banned from their sims. The only way to lift that ban is when you request to the dictatorship my presence there is needed. Several artists did so and slowly we can get rid of these dictators who rule LEA on behalve of their licking abilities of Linden Asses. When you demand my unbanning on your particulair LEA sim I will be happy to see how we can work together to present virtual art.

 

Aemeth Lysette: Ehhh I kinda figured that was a thing. I’ll see what we can do, otherwise we definitely tried.

SaveMe Oh: Tell your LEA boss to unban me and that you want me there and then we can see what is possible

Aemeth Lysette: What LEA boss? You mean the person running the sim? Yeah, we’ll give it a shot.

SaveMe Oh: Yes, those unelected dictators who decide if you get a LEA sim or not. Who is the boss of your region? Solo Mornington? Jayjay Zifanwe?

Aemeth Lysette: Vanessa.. forgot her last name but she’s with Medici U

SaveMe Oh: Vaneeesa is not LEA

SaveMe Oh: I mean your LEA boss

Aemeth Lysette: Yeah, funny thing, I never said I had a LEA boss.

SaveMe Oh: You have. If you think its funny or not

Aemeth Lysette: I just built this section lol. And invited a bunch of people. I’m kinda new to this LEA thing. I had an art career before I came here. I will have one after I leave. This LEA stuff seems kind of trite

SaveMe Oh: The LEA dictatorship makes sure you only can invite asslickers

Aemeth Lysette: We’re housing what some people would consider “griefers” right now (but actually they’re just gaming machinima/battle sim people). So, no, not true. I run a different ship.

SaveMe Oh: Let me know when you have arranged my free entree in your sim. will do nothing before I am unbanned. I dont want to waste my time.

Aemeth Lysette: You aren’t on the banlist at all.

SaveMe Oh: Thats the trick of the dictatorship, they ban me from a region, so you cant see it on the sim ban list

Aemeth Lysette: Hey so like what about alts.

SaveMe Oh: I have 100 of alts, but I am to good to waste my time on LEA. Get me unbanned and then we talk.

 

Jessyka Richard: Hello SaveMe, I know Aemeth Lysette talked to you.  I am hosting an internet venue dance floor on LEA28. This saturday evening.  i have some rezzers and particles set up.  if you could bring some cool attatchments it would be awesome. I looked at the banlist that i can see and it doesn’t look like you’re banned (though i can’t promise you won’t get banned lol)

SaveMe Oh: I am banned from the region dear

Jessyka Richard: I sent you a request, let me know if it fails

SaveMe Oh: Sigh, when you people learn to read?

Later that evening:

SaveMe Oh: Give Vaneeesa a kiss

Aemeth Lysette: I know this is an rp thing for you, and might be an entire performance. But if you ever want to have a serious discussion, I’m here.

SaveMe Oh: Nothing to do with RP. So there you already start wrong

Aemeth Lysette: Anyway, thanks for the talk earlier, have fun, see you later.

SaveMe Oh: Bye Vaneeesa

Aemeth Lysette: Bitch I’m not Vanessa. Have a seat. Oh I’m sorry, has no one ever cursed you out before? See, you’ve been playing with these other artists but I don’t think you met anyone like me. You won’t be stepping to me like that, ever. You can’t even be serious about yourself and that’s a shame, that’s wasted brains you’ve got. It’s like you’re only halfway serious about your own craft.

Aemeth Lysette: Until you can come to me like a serious person, you’re being dismissed as somebody who’s probably mentally retarded.

SaveMe Oh: Vaneeesa, is your head moving around 360 degrees now?

Why Jayjay Zifanwe Is A Big Liar

The proof of a dictatorship in 5 posts.

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When I came back from holidays I found myself to my surprise unbanned on most LEA sims. As I already expected it was a coincidental mistake in the bureaucracy of the dictatorship but the big liar Jayjay Zifanwe made us believe it was really up to the independent simowners to ban me or not.

2 days I tested this hypothesis and now everything is back to normal. SaveMe Oh banned on all LEA sims while I was making plans with Vaneeesa Blaylock on LEA23 for the 71 virgins project and with my brother Lemonodo Oh on LEA24 for some performances.

Of course I teased the simowners a little to test their artistic backbones but the conclusion must be that LEA is a true dictatorship and Jayjay Zifanwe the biggest coward of all, telling you with a smile on his face you are welcome with the execution knife hidden behind his back.

Here are the links of my odyssey from last week:

https://savemeoh.wordpress.com/2015/01/20/despotism-is-secretly-granting-probation-based-on-self-acclaimed-rules/

https://savemeoh.wordpress.com/2015/01/24/how-to-rule-without-problems/

https://savemeoh.wordpress.com/2015/01/24/the-line-where-he-said-quan/

https://savemeoh.wordpress.com/2015/01/25/feedback-for-a-ban/

https://savemeoh.wordpress.com/2015/01/25/can-you-be-a-mornington/

LEA Endowment

A group for recipients of an LEA Land Grant. Recipients and liaisons and estate managers are in this group.

If you have a question, ask away or check for someone in the Liaison or EM role and IM them.

Yay!

Banning

Hi all! Hope you are enjoying your land grant! I just wanted to make sure that you all know that you can ban anyone you want from your land grant sim. We will help you with any ban if needed, but unless necessary we try to leave it up to the artists whom they want on their land. Please ask your liaison or any of the committee members for help if you need it. Or if you are having a show or function, and need extra eyes on people you can ask Honour McMillan and she can help with that.

PatriciaAnne Daviau 2015/01/25 06:16:05

More Banning Info

Just a follow up to Patricia’s previous notice… I’m taking it upon myself to ban a certain special troll we have here at LEA, at the estate level. If you wish to unban this person (or anyone else) you’re free to do so since you’re all estate managers.

Solo Mornington 2015/01/25 10:46:06

to reiterate
Sun, Jan 25 2015 12:32:22 PM PST

You, as EMs on your sim, may ban and also UNban anyone you wish.

PatriciaAnne Daviau

How To Rule Without Problems

SaveMe Oh: Why I am unbanned in all LEA sims except LEA 1 to 9?

Jayjay Zifanwe: Hmm I have no idea

SaveMe Oh: Who could have an idea?

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Jayjay Zifanwe: I know now, LEA 1-9 are the core sims and are not transferred to the nemaes of the new artists. When we have the rounds for the new land grants for sim 10-29, the land is passed on the the artists who applied so all the bans etc from the previous round would be removed and start fresh. So the artists can choose who they want to ban and who they want to let in. Of course this is a minor part of what the artists do. I suppose they ban when they feel someone is being a nuisance

SaveMe Oh: My bans were not from previous rounds but by despotism, but that’s another thing. As I understand now the board of CEO’s have no weekly board meetings and its more or less the solo ruling by one, but anyway good for me.

Jayjay Zifanwe: lol…. we had a board meeting just 2 hours ago. The board does have meetings every 2 weeks

SaveMe Oh: Then he must keep his security issues private for his own sadist pleasure.

Jayjay Zifanwe: Security on all sims outside of Lea 1-9 is by the artist not by anyone on the committee.

SaveMe Oh: If you believe that yourself you must be a dreamer

Jayjay Zifanwe: Lea 1-9 is controlled by the board

SaveMe Oh: And the other ones were too

Jayjay Zifanwe: But other sims….. the artist has flexibility to allow/disallow

SaveMe Oh: Most artists hadn’t a clue about me being banned at all. It was like a secret bug they had no awareness of

Jayjay Zifanwe: Unless the bans were not cleared from previous rounds… but anyway, on those sims the artist actually owns the land and has EM rights. So they would be able to let you in o disallow you. You are an EM on lands and you have owned lands. You know if they have those statuses what they can do.

SaveMe Oh: I can go now everywhere, (except 1-9). That before it was not possible was just the despotism of Solo Mornington

Jayjay Zifanwe: You also know that for a lot of people when talking to you they would rather plead ignorance and blame someone else.

SaveMe Oh: Had nothing to do with independent artists. Only when an artist requests my presence and after another artist got the sim it could be I still could go there. Sloppiness

Jayjay Zifanwe: I know 1-9 you would be disallowed, but I also know 10-29 are under control fully by artists

SaveMe Oh: Now, before not. 2 years not. So forget what they made you believe and be happy for the present.

Jayjay Zifanwe: Lol. Any artist that wanted to on their lands before could get you on. Was there anyone who said they couldn’t allow you in?

SaveMe Oh: A lot, especially as they had no clue how to do it or didn’t bother because the trouble

Jayjay Zifanwe: In that case more people are capable of fooling you than I thought possible

SaveMe Oh: The LEA dictatorship is build on the hopes your slaves collaborate and have a good laugh in keeping people under their thumb

Jayjay Zifanwe: More people want you not present than you would like to believe

SaveMe Oh: That I can understand. When you produce poor art, you don’t want me around

Jayjay Zifanwe: lol

SaveMe Oh: You also rather have me not around

Jayjay Zifanwe: Oh nooo… you are always welcome.

Despotism Is Secretly Granting Probation Based On Self Acclaimed Rules

Are you familiar with the names of these virtual dictators? They may look like nice people but they are already years responsible for gardening the Linden LEA sims for art on their own conditions. When they like your virtual nose you might get a piece of land, when you won’t lick their ass, they may ban you without notice for years.

I the jury

Honour McMillan

Jayjay Zifanwe

LaPiscean Liberty

Oberon Onmura

PatriciaAnne Daviau

Quan Lavender

Solo Mornington

First they banned me practically everywhere on Linden LEA land and try to persuade me to fill in their ridiculous appeal forms to get my freedom to go where I want back. Owners of a LEA sim had to lick their asses if they insist of having me there. The arrogant Solo Mornington couldn’t resist showing with great pleasure how he was able to hold me down and under is thumb as he wanted, as if he was the almighty god of LEA.

And now, in secret, without any message, I can go again to the LEA sims. Did they feel ashamed about their despotic behaviour after the Charlie Hebdo attacks? Was it just a mistake when they restart the sim? Or did they finally realise that sims who are not visited by SaveMe Oh can be considered as dead and lost.

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But why I still can’t go to LEA 1 to 8? And the sandbox LEA 5? Still some restrictions, or did the LEA slave Secret Rage demand this condition. We will not know as despotism is never known for is transparent policies.

slave Secret Rage demand this condition. We will not know as despotism is never known for is transparent policies.