The Return Of The Living Dead

The passing away of Alizarin Goldflake led to a return to SL of antiquities for her memorial in UWA. The visitors were so old that a Philip Linden doll would look like a fancy meshbody next to them. They hardly could move but luckily were still able to write, probably on a typewriter they had connected with the Commodore or Atari console.

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Fortunately I could save the memorial a bit in honour of Alizarin Goldflake.

Penumbra Carter: I meet her in RL in Boston , with her husband , it was a SL thingy we did that Jay from BIW and Misprint put together

Dividni Shostakovich: I don’t think Soror Nishi be in-world in ages

Jayjay Zifanwe: i havent seen her in a while

Wizzy Gynoid: Thoth met Alizarin in real life in Boston.

Apmel Ibbetson: When SaveMe is here Sorror has to come!

SaveMe Oh: Sorry I am late, some Guantanamo bay employee of Jayjay thought it was a good idea to ban me yesterday.

Penumbra Carter: Her husband did alot of her filming for her

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SaveMe Oh: Hi darlings

Apmel Ibbetson: I’m not your darling..anymore

SaveMe Oh: Once a darling always a darling

Penumbra Carter: Alizarin RL art was quite lovely too

Eliza Wierwight: I had a look at her RL website a few days ago, agreed

Corcosman Voom: Her SL art was based on her RL art

Banrion Constatine: Extremely talented.

Penumbra Carter: Atmospheric

Eliza Wierwight: Though I’d be surprised if anyone was exclusively creative here

Jayjay Zifanwe: Quite a few are

Corcosman Voom: Yes

Eliza Wierwight: Really, interesting

SaveMe Oh: Ampel is exclusive non creative in both worlds, but that besides

Banrion Constatine: Less threat of rejection in a virtual world making art. 🙂

Apmel Ibbetson: hahahah..true Save

Eliza Wierwight: I can’t make a sandwich without designing it lol

Corcosman Voom: SL allows people to imagine themselves differently and play like we used to as young children

Penumbra Carter: well I dont know about that LOL

Dividni Shostakovich: Eliza, why does that not surprise me lol

Apmel Ibbetson: I’m just there for the sex

SaveMe Oh: But he is a great nibbler

Dekka Raymaker: Hey SaveMe good to see you here

SaveMe Oh: I am here due to Jayjay after he fired one off his security clowns

Dekka Raymaker: Yeah FreeWee took all those bribes from and i hardly won at UWA 🙂

Eliza Wierwight: ~laughs~ Free wouldn’t!

SaveMe Oh: My bribe worked, I paid Tutsy to not become number one again

Apmel Ibbetson: I am the only one living that never won anything in UWA

Banrion Constatine: We never won anything, Apmel, you’re safe.

Apmel Ibbetson: Besides SaveMe of course

Jayjay Zifanwe: Apmel. dont you remember that high5 i gave you?

Dekka Raymaker: I did win once or twice, I got the good try award

SaveMe Oh: I never participated, I dont like sport

Corcosman Voom: Heh

Apmel Ibbetson: haha does that count Jayjay

Sowa Mai: I won the respect of my peers, then gambled it away

Jayjay Zifanwe: SaveMe did participate

SaveMe Oh: No, I send a DO IT YOURSELF item. Did you screw it together Jayjay?

Jayjay Zifanwe: Its on your blog

SaveMe Oh: Never believe my blog, its all edited

Penumbra Carter: 🙂 well we know that

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe doesn’t have a blog..it is art..so never trust it

Jayjay Zifanwe: lol SaveMe you have a bad memory. you were the artwork. remember you stood in your spot for hours. That was fun

Eliza Wierwight: I recall that

Penumbra Carter: with a bat

SaveMe Oh: But that is not participation, that’s a state of existence

Jayjay Zifanwe: yup

Apmel Ibbetson: Yes that bat..that is why i don’t remember anything from that meeting

Jayjay Zifanwe: still.. you took part

Penumbra Carter: Unofficial participation

Jayjay Zifanwe: And you won an award then it was official

Penumbra Carter: raison d’etere

Jayjay Zifanwe: she had a nameplate and everything

Penumbra Carter: LOL

SaveMe Oh: No Jayjay, you took part of my artwork, be clear about it

Jayjay Zifanwe: and after she took around the bat

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe always hits her old darlings with a bat

Jayjay Zifanwe: We made sure she could only stay in her exhibition spot and not move around 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Name plate??

Jayjay Zifanwe: Yes… the artist name plate… like you see for Alizarin in front of some of the artworks

SaveMe Oh: How does a nameplate looks?

Dekka Raymaker: I have mine on sale in Ebay, SaveMe you can look at that one

Penumbra Carter: So you did participate with the rest of us after all!

Jayjay Zifanwe: Yes.. thats her nameplate there

Penumbra Carter: LOL

Sowa Mai: I dont think i have seen so many people on my friends list in the same place in a long time

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Apmel Ibbetson: Igor just dropped in

SaveMe Oh: Igorrrrrr honey

Igor Ballyhoo: hello friends

SaveMe Oh: Omg that body

Jayjay Zifanwe: Long time no see bro

Eliza Wierwight: Miracle you made it lol

Apmel Ibbetson: Wait before you have sex..this is a memorial kind of

SaveMe Oh: When you don’t have sex you will never become immortal

Penumbra Carter: that is a complicated sentence

Apmel Ibbetson: must be really immortal then..

Pixels Sideways: this is the Ali sculpt that Wotthe Dickens made from a scan of Ali’s avatar for the Environmental Fluidity show.

Sowa Mai: it’s scary

SaveMe Oh: I thought it was Michael Jackson

Sowa Mai: dug him up

SaveMe Oh: So we can 3D print Ali for in our car?

Dekka Raymaker: Aren’t we all pre mesh, retro SL artists

Dekka Raymaker: Why do we have 50 bloody chairs here?

SaveMe Oh: For the ones who have gone

Eliza Wierwight: ambiance

SaveMe Oh: Or you prefer coffins?

Dekka Raymaker: Well we could lie down

Igor Ballyhoo: IF I ever die and you people make a memorial, you invite SaveMe Oh to it, I swear I will come back from my grave and fuck up every last motherfucker who is responsible for her presence

Penumbra Carter: sweet:)

SaveMe Oh: You will never die Igor, we will make sure. BTW, Igor, can you stop smoking at a memorial?

Penumbra Carter: Do you need some soap for that mouth?

Eliza Wierwight: even me?

Dekka Raymaker: Well that’s a challenge then

Apmel Ibbetson: NOW we are getting worked up here

Jayjay Zifanwe: “Rage against the dying of the light”

Eliza Wierwight: ~sniffleslaughs~

Dekka Raymaker: Can we have £D mesh SaveMe Oh’s

Jayjay Zifanwe: Thats the flip title

Penumbra Carter: Is that why Jesus came back?

Banrion Constatine: SaveMe was there at the crucifixion.

Apmel Ibbetson: SaveMe is for free.. otherwise she would be a whore

Pixels Sideways: I was thinking maybe I came back too soon.

Apmel Ibbetson: The seats are free.. but you can’t sit in them

SaveMe Oh: now thats deep, Ampel!

Igor Ballyhoo: I see her work here that was on Snowcrash, if anyone still remembers snowcrash

Eliza Wierwight: Which one Igor?

Penumbra Carter: I remember that Igor

SaveMe Oh: Was that before or after our relation, Igor?

Eliza Wierwight: Igor built it

SaveMe Oh: Since when he builds?

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Penumbra Carter: The last piece she built here was the aquarium?

Corcosman Voom: The maze was her first attempt at making something immersive

Dekka Raymaker: I remember the aquarium, just before I left for a short break

Penumbra Carter: She had it up in her house too, I looked at some of her blogs recently, she did a lot

Corcosman Voom: She made a machinima of Aquarelle with Chantal Harvey doing the filming, that was a fun project

Pixels Sideways: Akizarin had one of her dome installations in Caerleon’s dream show. and a few other shows we did – Ali was always generous about sharing her work.

Apmel Ibbetson: I must have made a machinima from her work that nobody has seen more than once.. me

SaveMe Oh: I wont tell about my machinima as they will accuse me of promotion activities

Dekka Raymaker: She definitely had her own style here in SL

Soror Nishi: hi all

Penumbra Carter: love the fishes

Wizzy Gynoid: nice Fish Saveme, So far, I’m not too laggy

Soror Nishi: Your fish are slowing me down

SaveMe Oh: Great in this quick world

Wizzy Gynoid: Soror you can turn your complexity slider way down

Corcosman Voom: Or just Mute

Banrion Constatine: I’m out too. This is really a nice tribute to Ali. It’s nice to see everyone together like the old days. Toodles.

Soror Nishi: bye dividni, sorry I was badly lagged out.

Wizzy Gynoid: I wish I had one of those Alizarin statues.

Corcosman Voom: It really is kind of scary : )

Apmel Ibbetson: standing close to SaveMe is always scary

Igor Ballyhoo: I have to go now friends

SaveMe Oh: Ok darling

Igor Ballyhoo: Wish to see some gatherings on brighter ocasions

SaveMe Oh: a kiss?

Jayjay Zifanwe: sorry i been too lagged to move

Corcosman Voom: Soror is stuck in lag also, Jayjay

SaveMe Oh: That how dinosaurs died out, to slow to move

Wizzy Gynoid: I’m not lagging too bad. Usually I crash.

Apmel Ibbetson: I can even dance

SaveMe Oh: I can load 10 avis

Jayjay Zifanwe: SaveMe waiting to dance with you Apmel

SaveMe Oh: I dont understand those people. Didnt they all get rich with their art like me?

Soror Nishi: not too bad now I’ve turned it all down to basic

Apmel Ibbetson: I don’t want to shame her..she is an awfuldancer

Corcosman Voom: Soror, when did you first meet Alizarin? Do you remember? You two became very close friends.

Soror Nishi: It must have been 9 years ago

SaveMe Oh: Grandmothers memoirs and now they can only lag…..sigh

Soror Nishi: I’m terrible with dates

SaveMe Oh: Can somebody also tell what they did last week?

Apmel Ibbetson: my working memory is gone

Wizzy Gynoid: I have missed SaveMe so much

SaveMe Oh: what a convenience

Jayjay Zifanwe: Last week we were regaled with grand tales of SaveMe and Bryn

Soror Nishi: I went to work SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: Did you heared the lies of Bryn about Sabrinaas memorial?

Wizzy Gynoid: I remember Sabrina’s memorial.

Soror Nishi: Me to

Apmel Ibbetson: me too

SaveMe Oh: Pity the Aliz doll cant dance with us

Peli Dieterle: yes she was a doll )

SaveMe Oh: If someone think its a good idea I bring Alizarin alive again please send me her password and login.

Bye Alizarin!

Virtual Shithole Promotion

When I leave my desperate friends alone for a well-deserved holiday in Asia I always return with the lowest of low expectations because during my holidays they are completely out of control. What they do during my absence? They become art whores for the shithole who relies on the free publicity from wannabe artists. Art whores who adore to be exploited for free by the UWA, the University of Western Australia.

The way the UWA works to allure idiots to their grounds is simple and effective. Let idiots put artworks on their grounds, let other idiots film it over and over again and let win Tutsy Navarantha the competition.

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Poor Iono Allen danced this time between the primwaste as if anybody wants to see his ugly avatar, Glasz DeCuir shows off all her edit effects she had not used yet and, Secret Rage licks the ass of Jayjay Zifanwe as they are both in the LEA dictatorship and Lampithaler make us wish a powerpoint presentation was the final step in art.

And Tutsy Navarantha? He is just there to collect the prize as was agreed on forhand.

Team Fascist

After Iono Allen made the best movie out of his carrier, a movie about me, SaveMe Oh, he was immediately added to TEAM FASCIST by Solo Mornington, the man who made it the goal in his live to wipe SaveMe Oh from the face of the virtual world. Solo Mornington, although long time caretaker of a, supposed to be be, art sim never talks about the excellent art work of SaveMe Oh, but always puts her away as a griefer, a bully, a fascist, a harasser, a villain, an abuse person. Never a word about exciting beauty, magic events, edgy art and mindblazing improvisations between SaveMe and musicians worldwide, but only the childish sobbing of a hurt ego. SaveMe Oh lovers be warned; loving SaveMe Oh will add you to Team Fascist.

Solo Mornington: It never ceases to amaze me how SaveMe Oh not only victimizes her actual, legitimate victims, but also those who make videos like this in order to whitewash the fact that she’s a harasser. She’s Pepe the frog of SL, and you should figure out whether bullying and fascism are suitable ironic topics, or whether people being actually hurt is more important to you.

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Joseph Zazulak: I wholeheartedly agree with you, Solo. I usually love Iono Allen’s films, but any appreciation of SaveMe Oh’s “art” Must be considered with her worth as a human being. In my mind, she fails at both.

Larkworthy Antfarm: And yet you can render her invisible with a simple click of your mouse. So why do you splash your ugly drama on her canvas like a cockroach leaving behind your droppings?

Solo Mornington: Heya, Larkworthy. I once banned SaveMe Oh from an SL region because she’s a horrible person. If that’s no ‘rendering her invisible with one click,’ I don’t know what is. And you know what happened because of that? A campaign of harassment which has lasted years. SaveMe Oh acts like someone who is dangerously obsessed with her victims, even threatening me in real life. It’s not art, and it’s not funny. If you can defend that, then you’ve lost your humanity and need some real saving.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Sometimes it is wiser to be silent and be thought an idiot than to speak and remove all doubt. You render her invisible for all. And there’s the rub. Fascist much, Solo?

Solo Mornington: Again: “You should figure out whether bullying and fascism are suitable ironic topics, or whether people being actually hurt is more important to you.” Clearly you’re on team fascism.

Larkworthy Antfarm: How many times do you plan to quote yourself before you become convinced that you are a fool?

Preben Wolff: Oh, shut the fuck up, Solo, you stupid cunt …I still remember when you showed up at the book release event at MY gallery rezzing a big fat white fog on MY land and harassed MY guests. And you even bragged about it showing a trophy photo of it on your Second Life profile page. And your excuse was: “I don’t like SaveMe Oh”.

Solo Mornington: So you’re saying disruptive people make you mad enough that you’d call them a cunt. You’re saying that I ruined your event by showing up. You’re saying that having your event trolled makes you unhappy and you blame me. Keep that in mind as you ponder the facts: I was asked to speak by SaveMe Oh, and I left when asked to. And if you think I behaved the way I did because I merely ‘don’t like’ SaveMe Oh, then you really have no idea what kind of villain you’re celebrating. I’ve been harassed for years by SaveMe Oh, simply because it’s a game to her. I’m not making excuses. I’m confronting you with a choice between considering my humanity, or continuing to favor the fascist.

Larkworthy Antfarm: You used your LEA powers to suppress what should have been a place of inclusion like art on SL was before your time. Instead, you made it about being the pitbull on the playground.

Solo Mornington: I banned SaveMe Oh in response to her being abusive, just like I had banned other people for being abusive. For literal years leading up to that moment, SaveMe Oh was as welcome as anyone else, which is why the place was available to her to be abusive in the first place. Got it? SaveMe Oh turns places of inclusion into places of hate, which is the opposite of inclusion. Telling people to just block her from view is the opposite of creating a place of inclusion. Telling people to grow a thicker skin is the opposite of creating a place of inclusion. SaveMe Oh and her cadre complain when she’s banned, and they complain when she’s criticized, and they harass when she’s not banned or criticized. It’s just tedious and boring, and is the most empty drama ever created. I am the most interesting thing about SaveMe Oh.

Jayjay Zifanwe: Solo Mornington shouldn’t be doing anything… he’s ex committee.

Larkworthy Antfarm: I can taste your hate, Solo. It has a nutty flavor.

Solo Mornington: Too bad you can’t acknowledge my hurt.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Put on your big boy pants, son. If you were butt hurt because your cartoon couldn’t rule the art world, I have a news flash for you, you need to take an art appreciation class.

Solo Mornington: See? Team fascist.

Larkworthy Antfarm: I am not interested in ruling this world or any other. You build the walls. You’re so good at it. But don’t call me a fascist for laughing when your silly ego is torn down. Only great artists dare have egos little man.

Solo Mornington: It’s not my ego that’s torn down. I’m a person, and I’m hurt by this every time it comes up. It’s not a joke. Every time someone mentions it in SL, it hurts. There are no LULZ. Years of harassment because I banned an abusive person for being abusive, and then years of, “Haha, where’s SaveMe Oh?” every time I go anywhere in SL. And I’m not the only one. There are plenty of people SaveMe Oh has victimized, some of whom left SL because of the harassment. And so I have to go talk about it when some misguided person validates years of harassment against me by making some BS mystique-of-SMO book or video. I have to talk about it because those other people matter, and I matter, and we matter more than SaveMe Oh ever will.

Larkworthy Antfarm: You are victim of nothing but your own imagination and your intense desire to control others.

Solo Mornington: That’s what you don’t seem to understand: I don’t have any desire to control others. That’s the narrative you’ve chosen because it allows you to ignore my humanity. Team fascism.

Preben Wolff: Don’t you talk about ‘humanity’, you miserable piece of shit. You used ME and MY event as YOUR tool to attack SaveMe Oh. That’s not ‘humanity’. That’s speculated evilness. So how dare you accuse others for doing what you are doing yourself. You destroyed it for me. You destroyed it for the artists that came to perform their music and you destroyed it for my guests. All to get even with SaveMe Oh. Crawl back under the pile of dung where you belong. And stay there.

Solo Mornington: No. Not to get even with SaveMe Oh. There’s no such thing as getting even with SaveMe Oh. That’s an impossibility. I was there to speak about a certain truth that I’m here to speak about again: SaveMe Oh has done far worse than anything you think I did, and not just to me. To many people. You were throwing a fete for a serial harasser. If you didn’t realize that, then SaveMe Oh and her ghost writer blindsided you, not me.

Preben Wolff: All I hear you say is: Blah, Blah, Blah … You keep justifying your behavior by blaming SaveMe Oh and making her responsible for your actions. The truth is, Solo, that you are a walking disaster. You deliberately attacked and destroyed my event – and you have corrupted the LEA Committee in a way so the current committee members don’t give a fuck about the LEA Bylaws and now uses LEA as their private property. You are a bully and a traitor. That is your legacy, Solo Mornington.

Larkworthy Antfarm: SL and the LEA like comfortable art. Paint-by-numbers, prims in boxes. Art must be compliant, submissive and static. It must follow rules set out by a committee of individuals who between them could not even generate a thimbleful of knowledge on the subject. The true artists in SL are not poet tasting avatars. Their work challenges us, assaults us, immerses us, shakes us up, and pokes us all in the ass with umbrellas. In reaction, some dance to the tune of St. Vitus. Others to the Tarantella. But everyone dances to Save Me Oh’s tune when she is in the house. Oh how she ruins flat boring art with her presence. Like inviting crazy ants to a picnic. I am neither a fascist nor a bully for loving to be a part of such performances.

Ron Bizzle: SaveMe Oh has been a huge inspiration…I can now tell assholes to go fuck themselves without hesitation…SaveMe Oh saved me!!!

A tribute SaveMe Oh made for Solo Mornington you can see in this movie:

Want to see all other people who made movies about SaveMe Oh and are added to TEAM FASCIST by Solo Mornington?

(sorry there are already 114 movies made ABOUT SaveMe Oh)

Make LEA Great Again

The LEA committee has concluded in a secret meeting that Russia intervened in last years LEA Land Grants to prevent an honest and transparent selection of artists.

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Intelligence agencies have identified individuals with connections to the Russian government who provided WikiLeaks with documents who target SaveMe Oh for full defamation in order to hurt her chances.

It is the assessment of the intelligence community that Russia’s goal here was to favor her candidates over SaveMe Oh,” said the ex committee member Solo Mornington on an intelligence presentation made to the LEA committee. “That’s the consensus view.”

The LEA committee has been debating for months how to respond to the alleged Russian intrusions, concerned about escalating tensions within the Moscow occupied LEA sims.

In September, during a secret briefing for Linden Lab employees, right wing committee member Secret Rage voiced doubts about the veracity of the intelligence, according to officials present.

Secret Rage dismissed the findings in a short statement issued Friday evening. “These are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. The Grants are given. It’s now time to move on and ‘Make LEA Great Again,’ ”

I don’t believe they interfered” in the selection, she told Secondlife magazine this week. The hacking, she said, “could be Russia. And it could be China. And it could be an avatar rabbit called Bryn Oh in her home in Toronto.”

But Agency briefers told the LEA committee it was now “quite clear” that grants for Eupalinos Ugajin, Betty Tureaud and Cica Ghost was Russia’s goal, according to the officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss intelligence matters.

At the same time Marmaduke Arado, an agent working for the Syrian government, who infiltrated LEA through the sim of earlier mentioned Eupalinos Ugajin came with a confession statement, “In my opinion I will have the opportunity to comment on Eupalinos’s involvement when called upon by the committee at a later date,” he said. “In my opinion I look forward to telling all of the details of the story at that time.”

But earlier in a meeting in April, Swedish undercover agent Mandel Solano told Arado that the Russian government had “dirt” on SaveMe Oh, including nude pic’s with horses.

That conversation occurred weeks before the LEA Committee revealed that it had been hacked and believed that Russians were behind the attack.

When asked about the indictments, Marmaduke Arado said, “In my opinion I don’t know what the charges are.” After being sent a copy of the indictments, he responded, “In my opinion my office hours are over!”

On Friday, committee member Jayjay Zifanwe ordered a “full review” of Russian hacking during the Land Grant campaign, as pressure from avatars has grown for greater public understanding of exactly what Moscow did to take over LEA.

We may have crossed into a new threshold, and it is incumbent upon us to take stock of that, to review, to conduct some after-action, to understand what has happened and to impart some lessons learned,” Jayjay Zifanwe told reporters at a breakfast hosted by the Christian Science Monitor.

But right wing committee member Secret Rage was not convinced. “I’ll be the first one to come out and point at Russia if there’s clear evidence, but there is no clear evidence — even now. There’s a lot of innuendo, lots of circumstantial evidence, that’s it.”

SaveMe vs Goliath

Although my brother Lemonodo was waisting his time in a gay club instead of taking care of his LEA sim he didn’t escape me when I called him for duty.

He only forgot to dress up when I TP-ed him or…..?

Better not ask.

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SaveMe Oh: Why you don’t change the name of your LEA24 sim into “SaveMe and LEA”? Would be much better than David en Goliath.

The real fight is between small me and the big dictatorship of LEA. We don’t need metaphors

Lemonodo Oh: I don’t see any comparison. LEA is nothing, you are something.

SaveMe Oh: I know myself, but for the drama it is the fight between me and them.

Lemonodo Oh: But i see what u r getting at now, it is much the same as u say.

SaveMe Oh: They decide what is good for us and who are the chosen ones. So let me make a statement and let me occupy this place. You don’t have a clue anyway what to do with the sim. Growing virtual grass!

Lemonodo Oh: I’m not enough of an art admin to figure this out on my own and feel a little like don quixote tilting at windmills over this but publish this conversation and let’s see where it goes.

SaveMe Oh: You could give me building rights and then we see what happens. : I am not going to stir things up without any power, then I am the Don Quichotte

Lemonodo Oh: I got into trouble last time, not a lot, and i did ask the committee before doing anything, but definitely some, so i’ll raise it as before — my intent is simple and clear enough and achieved to the extent i can — there is one sculpture missing and goliath is still under development, but time is short. So i’ll see — they didn’t seem to mind thinking it over before

SaveMe Oh: What can happen to you? A few pissed off avi’s?

Lemonodo Oh: I had one

SaveMe Oh: And did you suffer much?

Lemonodo Oh: The committee got its discussion. As far as i can see on the whole they were happy. I suffered at the hands of the one unhappy person.Seems to be a very difficult person to please and maybe a person incognizant of artistic movements as they exist overall, which is what your work seems to observe more than most, that is how i came to feel about it.

SaveMe Oh: Thats why I need help to make this visable

Lemonodo Oh: uh yeah, well-made case you present so i will take it to the committee as before.

SaveMe Oh: This time would be nice if you would do it in secret, without telling them. Risking to be kicked out

Lemonodo Oh: 🙂 i feel bad about that to be honest but i think your argument, your case is fine

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I would take advantage off you but for the good cause

Lemonodo Oh: i have not a stitch on–this is great

SaveMe Oh: LEA is ruled by a few selfaclaimed judges who have free sims all their virtual life

Lemonodo Oh: True

SaveMe Oh: What gives them that right? What they did? Are they elected? Why others have to pay 300 dollar for a sim?

Lemonodo Oh: I wouldn’t begin to pay 300

SaveMe Oh: I think its great Linden offers this but it should not be run by a bunch of dictators. I dont want it for myself, I dont need sims.

Lemonodo Oh: How should new artists in residence be chosen?

SaveMe Oh: I think they should elect the committee

Lemonodo Oh: Oligarchic choice might not be the best way

SaveMe Oh: For a certain period. The committee itself could change that.

Lemonodo Oh: Much as second pride festival elects a board every year? That makes sense

SaveMe Oh: Yes, now this committee is deciding everything already for years. Some people always get for certain a sim if needed and I guess they dont have to apply but……nobody is also showing what people ask when they apply so we never will know.

And another question is, why they can decide to ban me or others? On what grounds? Are they judges?

Lemonodo Oh: I think thyey might be a jury, yes.

SaveMe Oh: And why they are in a jury and I am not?

Lemonodo Oh: That the air grant program is juried that is a fair question.

SaveMe Oh: And why they decide about you and not the other way around? Do they have qualifications?

Lemonodo Oh: Often juries are chosen by owners of a venue, such as a festival. Usually qualifications are “found”

SaveMe Oh: Here it is someone who has a Linden connection and after he or she installed some friends. With mighty power.

Lemonodo Oh: Something like that, usually some connection to the arts is found.

SaveMe Oh: JayJay, no connection to art found!  Solo , no connection to art found!  Secret Rage, no connection to art found!  Patricia, no connection to art found!

Lemonodo Oh: And here i am relying on one liason and a committee majority to do the right thing

SaveMe Oh: Yes, family or the committee? An exiting life or a dull one.

Lemonodo Oh: Rather simple the way you put it, as it should be

SaveMe Oh: Yes, thats why I am never so much afraid about the consequences. It’s simple,   good against bad. And am I wrong that you prefer to spent your time on other spots, regarding your appearance?

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Lemonodo Oh: I came in-world at home is all and felt it best not to cover up. I put in the request to the committee and let them have a look at it. You’ve made a super case

SaveMe Oh: Pity you rely on the committee instead on me

Lemonodo Oh: What more could you possibly do without running a foul of the understanding they might encourage me to have? And it is a pity i can’t do more right here right now, i do feel bad about that

SaveMe Oh: You could add me to the builders group and look the other way.

Lemonodo Oh: I did before and did get into trouble with one committee member or favourite. I felt bad about the trouble. It was nothing i could undo

SaveMe Oh: Pity you let your own feelings weight more heavy than a good cause.

Lemonodo Oh: I thought it was such a great idea, apparently they did not think so

SaveMe Oh: You think freedom is won by discussions with the committee? Dictatorships never end by talking with them. They can be killed though by brave people who dare to risk their virtual neck.

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Lemonodo Oh: I better put some pants on, I did reach one of the authorities.

A good point you make — let’s see how unhappy they can get right this instant

SaveMe Oh: So which one gave you trouble the last time, the one who is gone now? Or Secret Rage?

Lemonodo Oh: We’re gonna do it. Let me give you a two-week clock.

SaveMe Oh: Give me November. First finish your project. We do a big party here next week : and after that I take over for a month. In december you choose somebody else.

Lemonodo Oh: Ok, let’s do that.

SaveMe Oh: deal

Lemonodo Oh: Be darn careful of the neighbors… careful with content since the owners of the game are apparently the ones who come up with the resources… i think that covers what drives the committee

SaveMe Oh: I build without fear and accept the consequences.

Three Down, One To Go

Countless are my efforts to bring down the Secondlife institutions who prey on the time of desperate wannabe artists. The desperate wannabe artists who think their only opportunity to forever stardom is the acceptance of a position as a prostitute on an art sim. The sims were you have to obey the rules of the pimps of these artsims to be allowed to glue some prims together. The sims where you soon will find out that your glued together prims are of less importance than the exposure of the sim-owners on every opening or event. The openings where it is expected that the wannabe artists licks the asses of these sim-owners so they can raise high in their eternal glory. You know very well the ones who have to be licked over and over again. They are the Josina Burgesses of CARP, the Newbab Zsigmonds and Merlina Rokocokos of Pirats, the Jayjay Zifanwes of UWA and the Solo Morningtons of LEA.UWART

With great pleasure I can announce that after I wiped off CARP and Pirats from the face of the virtual earth now I have succeed to give UWA the deathblow. On the night of the 9th October it will be wiped out forever. Their fucking clock tower was the most embarrassing way UWA used to promote their brand using for free the time of idiot wannabe artists. Done with this ArtIKEA so real artist can use their time for what they are rezzed for…making art.

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Pirats

Now there’s only one fortress to destroy, LEA. But probably Linden Lab will release themselves from this annoyance because an ass gets irritated when daily licked by the abrasive tongue of Solo Mornington.

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When Malevich Had A TV

We hoped UWA would be dead forever as they have been terrorizing the art world long enough, but now Jayjay Zifanwe spent all his time in promoting his son as the new Ang Lee he has found a new slave to continue the rubbish for UWA. Now it’s FreeWee Ling who has the arrogance to dictate us about what art we should produce so it can be hung on their virtual walls. This time it should be IMMATERIAL.

Well, bunch of outback snobs, hang this on your virtual walls!

Title: When Malevich had a TV
Sound: John Cage 4.33
Co-Production: Directed by SaveMe Oh
Filmed and edited by Glasz DeCuir

The supremacy of pure artistic feeling” rather than on visual depiction of objects..a blissful sense of liberating non-objectivity drew us forth into a “desert”, where nothing is real except feeling.. Since in it we intend to reduce everything to OH, we have decided to call it OH. Afterward we ourselves will go beyond OH.

P.S.: Jayjay Zifanwe still has time to perma-ban me on LEA so they can play there undisturbed the Harry Potter movies of my sister Bryn.

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

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“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Igor Ballyhoo’s face looked as innocent as one of his mesh baby’s but it couldn’t calm his adoptive mother Constrictor Solo down.

“You think I believe that?” she yelled, “A few days ago I re-opend the UTSA sim and the first thing I read are two blog posts about your contact with that woman.”

“Four years I have hidden you on UTSA grounds when you came as a refugee from Europe, trying to escape that woman and the first thing you do is run back to her for a one night stand”.

Igor didn’t dare to look his adoptive mother in the eyes, nervous he was cutting scissor after scissor out of white paper.

“And stop with cutting those fucking scissors, they are too avant-garde, I don’t want them. You continue to assemblage the Susa mesh heads Rose gave you and glue them together with Bryn’s cogwheels. I want the UTSA sim full with those moving Susa heads as Bryn already dropped the dead rabbits all over the place.”Or you want me to replace you with Mistero Hifeng? You think you are the only one who can glue mesh baby heads together?”

“Daddy liked my scissors” Igor replied with a thin voice.

Constrictor Solo exploded; “Shut the fuck up, you moron.” Daddy Solo Mornington already is busy for years to seal off the northern part of our protectorate. LEA is almost SaveMe free; here in southern UTSA we haven’t seen a glimpse of her anymore because our tactics to disguise you in woman clothes was finally successful. Why couldn’t you just be Rebeca Bashly for a little while longer? But no, you had to blow up your muscles and run back as a beaten doggie to that woman to explore her with your cigar.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, Igor’s voice was not more than a sighing whisper.

“At last Solo and I have all so called artists in our pocket, paid Uncle Jayjay off so he would stop with UWA  and then you with your horny actions put everything on quicksand again.” Furiously Constrictor Solo was spitting out the words when she noticed her feet where getting wet, she was standing in a dirty pool of yellow water. “What shit is this?”

Igor pointed up in a tree “gravity is a mistake.” A shiny white urinoir was hanging upside down on a low hanging branch.

“I guess Eupalinos Ugaijn’s morning urine is dripping on you, he didn’t solve all gravity issues yet” Igor said with a cautious smile. But the smile vanished in the blink of an eye when Constrictor Solo smacked him in his face and his cigar flew with a shallow curve right in the face of one of Bryn’s dead rabbits.

Australian ART-Ikea Falls Apart

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The sim with the cheapest vision on art of all time, the UWA finally stops with its devastating advertising campaign. For years the University of Western Australia had the problem that no student who was sane would want to go there, so they decided to promote the dump in the cheapest way possible, by exploiting wannabe artists in virtual worlds. Over and over again they forced those poor souls to produce shit which had to include the UWA phallus symbol, the clock tower and some black swans that Jayjay Zifanwe bought for 0 Linden on marketplace.

The megalomaniac events were always the same, space for at least 1000 avatars in the good old tradition of Leni Riefenstahl, with lot of paying participants to afford the prize money that had to be paid to Tutsy Navarathna, who was the arranged winner for years.

For the last time an army of idiots glued their stuff together in the hope to win something, not knowing Tutsy already is celebrating with Jayjay over a box of champagne.

Never investing in quality but always going for the biggest exposure for the backwater university it will be a glorious moment for virtual worlds to be finally liberated from these promoters of kitsch. Now let’s only hope Jayjay will also leave the LEA dictatorship because why continue at the only place which is even more corrupt?