Welcome UNIA (Utterly Noobish Idiot Avatar)

Nevermore Tyler: What does it mean when a door says “Scene in use?”

SaveMe Oh: That there is still somebody on the toilet

Kiana Writer: That’s why you’re in a place called the Waiting Room 😛

Nevermore Tyler: Thank god Kiana there is no elevator Music

SaveMe Oh: In the toilet paper is a secret code, you have to scramble the words and find the connected numeric code that gives you access to THE PORTAL

Nevermore Tyler: THE CAKE IS A LIE!

SaveMe Oh: I only say this once: CAKE is a four letter word

Nevermore Tyler: Only thing I can say right now is… 2 words 9 letters

SaveMe Oh: You are getting close

Chester McFisticuffs: Spoilers.

Nevermore Tyler: 2 words 9 letters means “Takes long” how is that a spoiler >.<

Elika Auer: Omg I have no idea what you guys are talking about but can someone give me a hint with the umbrella nightmare?

SaveMe Oh: Normally an umbrella is to protect you from the rain, but it also has a sharp point at the end…. that’s all I am allowed to say

Elika Auer: Very funny SaveMe. I need serious help.

SaveMe Oh: Wait until it kills you if it’s still funny

Elika Auer: I want to ask a question. Can I IM someone?

SaveMe Oh: Please don’t IM me, the secret service is listening in

Elika Auer: SaveMe I will kill you! Nobody?

SaveMe Oh: Select the good umbrella for that

Elika Auer: Are you giving me hints or fucking with me?

SaveMe Oh: I will return your murder attempt with a biblical flood

Elika Auer: I saw some picture on a wall but I couldn’t tell what it was

SaveMe Oh: The picture on the wall was not a picture. It was a prim in disguise. Open the prim and you will find a secret code. Use Google translate as the code is in Sanskrit.

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[12:25]  Rikka Koi: You have been ejected from ‘UNIA’ by Rikka Koi.

SaveMe Oh: They have a very good watchdoggie. Want to make plays about horror and suspense but can’t stand the unexpected themselves. Hypocrites

Gaius Tripsa: You’re not unexpected

Rikka Koi shrugs.

SaveMe Oh: The only feedback they like is Linden dollars.

The Massacre Of The SaveMe’s By People Who Couldn’t Handle The Penises

King Herod needed his massacre of the innocents to eliminate a possible future king, Kiana Writer took her measures by killing almost all SaveMe’s on forehand to be sure the real queen would not enter the new game of Unia.

When I, in my innocence, visited the sim on the day of the opening and offered a free concerto to celebrate the achievement it didn’t took long before Kiana Writers new watchdoggies were send to me.

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Rikka Koi: Sorry SaveMe, this is a moderate sim.

SaveMe Oh: Killing is moderate?

SaveMe Oh: Good new doggie you have Kiana.

Kiana Writer: She’s amazing. And I loved the show; sadly people couldn’t handle the penises

SaveMe Oh: Penises are always much more offensive than killing people

Kiana Writer: It’s a strange world we live in. I do like penises, but rules are rules.

So today I went in with my other SaveMe who escaped the yellow star!

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Marlin Tremor: Playing the game?

SaveMe Ordinary: Of course not, I hate Candy Crush or Farmville

Marlin Tremor: lol, me too

SaveMe Ordinary: This scenery I have seen a thousand times in SL, seems an exact copy of the Crack Den

Marlin Tremor: Yes

SaveMe Ordinary: I think I am their biggest nightmare; they have already banned 10+ SaveMe’s

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Marlin Tremor: lol

SaveMe Ordinary: And they say they love horror, I think it’s a bunch of pussies here.

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It seems that people whose own minds still work are kept away at Unia as they might obstruct the money machine, as it’s clearly the goal to sell as much huds as possible before the masses get bored and demand a new game. And that moment will not take long as the tasteless scenery copied from all sims we seen before in SL will not keep people awake very long. Again the faded gas stations and obvious trailer parks behind barbwire. For sure all the stuff was for sale on marketplace. Or did they make a deal with the Crack Den sim to take over their old stuff?

The standstill, as we saw also when Bryn Oh copied The Far Away from AM Radio for her Lobby Cam has start to be the real killer. Slowly they all try to turn us into consumers to drag the last money out of us before doomsday arrives.

I also better start to sell my stuff before it is too late.

Dear Diary

My friends and I couldn’t believe it when the rezdayparty that was organised for me was cancelled at the last moment in MadPee Land because they thought it was more important to do a charity, to feed some poor kids in Africa a month, instead of celebrating my 7th rezday. The only one who was happy was my daddy, dear diary, because now he didn’t had to organise anything for me and he could waste his time on chasing the half woman Claudia666 Jewel or feed his own smiles with his fat groupies.

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All alone, dear diary, I had to spend my rezday and none of my friends came by to bring me a present or make a nice punch for me and I had no other option than cry myself to sleep. Only the fact that last year I got a shipload of Kleenex for my rezday brought me through the darkest night of my young life.

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But the next morning, dear diary, I took a firm decision; ‘If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain’. I decided to force my rezday upon all those ignorant cold hearted cruel people who don’t know what it means to express some gratitude. And to make them feel ashamed for once and for all, dear diary, I called it a REZ WEEK, instead of rezday. Now that will teach them.

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On the first day of my rezweek, dear diary I went to Moya land where some children from other classes had put some drawing s on a wall and called it an exhibition. Of course nobody took any attention on this stuff on the wall as I began immediately to set up my rez day party surroundings and rez day party interiors and in a blink of an eye everybody was happy and dancing. Now was Moya with his silly sheep never a big fan of me as I am, as my dear sister Bryn, also in the sheep business, but he behaved as a gentleman and pretend to be not aware, hiding behind his “I not do speke inglish” masquerade. And as a nice uncle he shot a party movie. The only problem he had was to find the stop button so he filmed a lot of rubbish before he found me. You better start to watch only at 6.08

On the second day of my rezweek, dear diary, I headed to the gallery of Aneli Abeyante where again somebody did something on a wall but nobody was paying any attention as I opened up my party kit. Dear Aneli was in a state where her quantity of alveolar ventilation of carbon dioxide exceeds her body’s production of carbon dioxide but she survived. And it was incredible sweet of her to have two winners of the French Idols Competition singing for me, exclusive for my rez week. Unfortunately, dear diary I forgot their names, but next year we will have new idols so who cares?

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On the third day of my rezweek, dear diary, my friends Cat Shilova, Snowbody Cortes, Thirza Ember, Josef K., Fuschia Nightfire, among others were surprised when I took over the Loop Club for some Deep Progressive Wearing and Deep Tech Attaching. They even got more thrilled when my sweet sister SaveMe Olihenge showed up giving Ampel an experience that he didn’t had since 1959.

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All night we were also waiting for the participation of my dear friends the Duke of Arado and his dear wife without whom last year’s parties were no parties but they were too much involved with voluntary work in the Rebeca Bashly Abuse and Mental Health Treatment Facility for avatars, so they couldn’t make it.

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On the fourth day of my rezweek, dear diary, I tried to restore the equilibrium of some Italians but they only gave me 5 minutes which is far too less to restore an equilibrium for Italians, so we headed for the space base of Shindra where they also had some problems with their Yin and Yang in cyberspace so we all ended up in the deep sea of some far away planet. Luckily we brought some singing leek from Mother Earth so the party continued in the cosy surroundings of the Nighthawks cafe and things went really wild when Kandinsky Beaumont and Cat Shilova start to make fun of Quan Lavender in a hot choreography of sticks and leek. Some even mentioned they heard the sound of tingling ovaries, but that is very strange, that deep under water.

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On the fifth day of my rezweek, dear diary, we fooled the entire crew of MadPee Land by throwing a huge party there without feeding any smile at all, we eat everything ourselves! And we refuse to auction Kiana Writer, Thirza Ember, Fuschia Nightfire or Snowbody Cortes as we are rich enough.

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On the sixth day of my rezweek, dear diary, we were waiting for the opening of the Museum of Heroic Woman of which we are sure we will be part off as soon we have grown up. But when I want to contribute to the festivities a strange man IM-ed me:

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AlucardMaxwell: Leave the poofs and things off, ty. So tell me why you did what you did

SaveMe Oh: Celebrating my rez week.

AlucardMaxwell: Ok but you don’t have to be rude and have poofs and hit people with a bat.

SaveMe Oh: Your butler was extremely rude to one of my friends

AlucardMaxwell: Yes and I talk to them all.

SaveMe Oh: And we offered you the best party ever but you choose to sit alone in your silly castle.

AlucardMaxwell: So you came here to just disrupt everything? You know it is not nice to come to things like this and do what you did. That is why I did what I did!

SaveMe Oh: You banned heroic woman, shame on you!!!! MAN!

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Dear Diary, in a desperate state of shock I did not know what to do anymore to continue with my Rez Week. There was one option but that was so disgusting, so filthy and so bad for my health as I am highly allergic and anti-fur and anti-animal…but I had no other option and went with all my friends to the furry fair to continue the party. I have to say we were well received but nevertheless I took out my largest constructions to make sure the most little and creepy furries were covered completely.

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The biggest surprise of whole week I got, dear diary, when a mystery guest appeared. But he doesn’t fool me. There was the huge and gorgeous body of Igor Ballyhoo. He escaped from the Rebeca Bashly Abuse and Mental Health Treatment Facility for avatars, just to bring me a kiss for my rez week. How sweet is that?

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On the seventh day of my rezweek, dear diary, I rest and saw it was good.

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I try to rest, dear diary but my friends begged and begged and begged. Now tonight I was not in the mood anymore to jump in somewhere so I found me a nice quiet empty piece of land next door to Quan Lavender in Malibu and not soon after my dear friends fall out of the sky to be with me, my dear brother Lemonodo, Cherry Manga, Claudia Jewel, Pixels Sideways, Scottius Polke, Iono Allen and the gang who was with me all week. Of course I also asked dear Quan to come over but she was too busy undressing from her Cat suit she had on earlier that night for the Cat Carnival in LEA 20. Only late at night we made maybe a little bit too much noise, but I really told all my friends: “we have to stop at midnight when my rez week s over”.

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Fuschia Nightfire: Quan just posted on FB: “Stalkers at my home right now! Nice people! And as you can see, several are in my friendlist!”

Thirza Ember: This is someone’s house? It looks like a field. Where are the horses

SaveMe Oh: Horses coming

Thirza Ember: She sent to me also

Fuschia Nightfire: Is that supposed to make us go?

Thirza Ember: She is a true journalist. She reaches out to the public. I could learn a lot

SaveMe Oh: I can’t read it, she blocked me on FB

Thirza Ember: Now you know how Marma feels when I say something clever. Except… not really.

Fuschia Nightfire: Oh blimey, I was thinking about going to bed, now I feel I have to stay longer

Cat Shilova: Equestrian art!!

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Snow: It’s a snapshot with the list of avatars here, obviously friends in bold

SaveMe Oh: Cat is not her friend? What happened?

Cat Shilova: Just noticed a blank in my friendlist

SaveMe Oh: It happens sometimes

Fuschia Nightfire: Is this actually Quan’s land?

Thirza Ember: No, look at the address

Fuschia Nightfire: That is what I thought

Thirza Ember: This is up for rent

Cat Shilova: So we are listed

Fuschia Nightfire: So she can’t really say we are stalking her at her home

SaveMe Oh: This is free land. One day I was kicked out to here and I loved the grass.

Snow: Yep fuschia, we are stallking and stop

Cat Shilova: Are we doomed?

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The Smile I Couldn’t Feed

As some SaveMe’s were banned at the first days of the FEED A SMILE charity me and my friend Kiana Writer soon came up with a sinister masterplan. What if we would feed the drama a little extra to make all these well fed idiots who are all day online pretending they are rescueing the world from behind their laptops with a bottle of chardonnay in reach pay a little more. What if we could orchestrate the drama for the good cause instead of focussing on the sad popularity contest where pseudo celabrities buy free advertising space?

A week long we prepared carefully every step until it was 23 february, my rezday and D-day.

And then the pseudo celebrities who use the poorness of children in Africa to promote themselves in a disgusting way start to threaten the organisers…..and the extra food for the kids in Africa was cancelled at the last moment.

Here a diary from last weeks negociations with the evil empire.

Kiana Writer: I was wondering.. since you somehow managed to get yourself banned from the sim.. again. Sigh.. Would you like to record a video message we could play via satellite at the big event on Sunday? 🙂 We would like to remember your rez day

SaveMe Oh: I would like to make a guest appearance and a performance, for an hour you lift the ban, rez a floor just above the boards with a stairs and I set up donation cubes where people can buy Wearables and join me in a dance. All the benefits go to your charity.

SaveMe Oh: Or you let my daddy do the set up if you dont trust me and you visit me for 10 min so I show you the plan. And when you like it you set up a music stream that goes along

Kiana Writer: Ok, I have to do some serious brainwashing but I’m all for it… Let me discuss with some of the team and if they approve, we go with that. BUT it has to be kept absolutely secret until the end, it’s a special appearance. We could make you jump off a helicopter

SaveMe Oh: Ok but instruct your army of idiots

Kiana Writer: Yes

SaveMe Oh: Let me know when I have to show you

Kiana Writer: Ok tp

 

Kiana Writer: Hey ㋡ Bobbi’s coming too

SaveMe Oh: I dont know a Bobby, but is ok

Bobbi Bashir: hello 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Ok here is the idea. I have 8 scenes and for every scene a dress. I sell the dresses for the good cause and the money goes to the event. You can set up the boxes with the dresses inside. I only need a platform and a music stream, thats all.

Bobbi Bashir: Ok

Kiana Writer: Ok

Bobbi Bashir: Ok we have stream…thats no issue. I saw the one dress, it was cool…reminded me of something Grace Jones would wear

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SaveMe Oh: everybody can buy this”dress” and join the dance

Kiana Writer: So it’s recommended for them to wear the dresses too?

SaveMe Oh: Yes, and by buying it they contribute. We can set a price for every dress. How much would you give? 1 linden? 10? 50??

Kiana Writer: can I try one please?

SaveMe Oh: Yes, you should take your clothes off. Now I know you people are form the shopping business, This is art

Kiana Writer: So you say it’d be for an hour? Yes or 30 min. 8 scenes. But people need time to dress up

Bobbi Bashir: Ok you would have to be at the very end because everything is already in place

SaveMe Oh: And I need time to get them to buy a dress. You can set it up at 20 m with a stairs

Bobbi Bashir: Is 7pm slt doable?

Kiana Writer: That’s really late or actually early EU time

SaveMe Oh: I would like between 12 pm and 2 pm

Bobbi Bashir: we can’t, everyone has their times set already. It would have to be at 7pm

SaveMe Oh: Ok, then lets forget it

Bobbi Bashir: ok

Kiana Writer: Wait

Bobbi Bashir: Looking at the schedule. Gimme a sec

SaveMe Oh: I could also sell nude pics of Quan Lavender? Thats easier

Bobbi Bashir: lol

Kiana Writer: hahahhaha

Bobbi Bashir: well actually if you let Kess do her dj set as planned we could put you there….interrupt Kianas auction

Kiana Writer: We can do 12.30 for half an hour.. but there are a few obstacles I have to overcome. Yeah I’m being auctioned then and it’d be a nice timing to come and land the helicopter

SaveMe Oh: 12.30 for half an hour is ok, deal.

Kiana Writer: But no Quan naked pics, looool I really thought she had better taste.

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Bobbi Bashir: But would u be ok with Kess playing the music? shes already booked to dj at that time

SaveMe Oh: Yes, no problem

Bobbi Bashir: Ok then im fine with this. We do have some obstacles tho as Kiana said

SaveMe Oh: You do your best

Kiana Writer: Yeah. Cos this would really be awesome. We would not announce you

SaveMe Oh: You only have to set up boxes for me with the dresses inside

Kiana Writer: You literally appear from the helicopter param operates. It’s hilarious. And start your rez day party

SaveMe Oh: I will invite people without telling them where. Only the last 5 minutes

Kiana Writer: Ok we will be doing some arm twisting and let you know

SaveMe Oh: When I have to beat up people let me know. I take Fuschia maybe to make a movie

Bobbi Bashir: you do realize i cant unban you until sunday tho?

SaveMe Oh: You losers do what you like

Bobbi Bashir: We cant have u over there if youre going to interrupt the event lol

SaveMe Oh: I don’t care

Bobbi Bashir: ok 🙂

SaveMe Oh: and when you fuck up I will find you

Bobbi Bashir: hahaha u dont scare me saveme 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Maybe I kiss you to dead

Bobbi Bashir: its all good ..i enjoy some good fun

SaveMe Oh: I am the clown of the block

Bobbi Bashir: Well your blogs are very entertaining..and well written

SaveMe Oh: ty

Bobbi Bashir: I wont lie, I like them

SaveMe Oh: Everybody likes them but they dont dare to say

Some moments later the next idea came:

Bobbi Bashir:We like to do a short skit involving you..a video

Bobbi Bashir: 2 press guys, one with camera and one interviewer, sneaking to helipad where the celebrities are landing..they find a good location to film and helicopter lands and out comes Jaimy Hancroft and Harter…the press guys are talking like “oh the helicopter is landing, and omg its Jaimy and Harter!”

They hear a crunch of the bushes surrounding them and they look, its SaveMe Oh with her camera trying to get a peek at the celebs. The press guys tell her to beat it and ask her “dont you have a rez day party to be at or something to host SaveMe?” one press guy yells “Can someone please ban her?”

Screen goes to Kiana, with about land open, adding all the SaveMe avatar names to banned list..SaveMe poofs, and screen goes to her under the land, in a cave kicking and screaming she wants to see the celebrites 🙂 or something to that affect…then have someone announce, like theyre at the celebrity event, since SaveMe Oh couldnt be here today, we are taking you to her via sattelite and then have SaveMe on the screen,

Big face shot, and she can say i couldnt be there today because that goddamn madpea crew banned me from the sim and have her start babbling and then cut the video feed and just hear saying get back here, hey…and then cut the mic feed :))

Bobbi Bashir: but instead of cutting the feed we could have u swoop in in the helkipcopter. Kiana and I have been trying to find a way to include u in this and make it fun.

Then the preparations for 23 February: 

Kiana Writer: We make it all ready and just turn it invisible

SaveMe Oh: And then it also doesnt distract from what is in the sim

Kiana Writer: The helicopter can drop you there then. We need a big sign for you 😀

SaveMe Oh: Like Sanctuary, reservation or Zoo? And dont make Bryn or Eupalinos drive the helicopter, they might prefer to make it crash

Kiana Writer: You’re going to crash my auction

SaveMe Oh: Ok, then I can also make some hints to that in my blog. That I am gonna make you pay heavy for stealing my rezday. Real good drama

Kiana Writer: Yes, but don’t promote it.. cos it’s going to be a total shock.. with my crew going ‘didn’t we ban her!’

SaveMe Oh: I will keep the secret, only that I will personally blame and punish you for all you did to me  and steal my rezday. And that you think to feed some kids in africa is more important than the rezday of the most important avatar from SL

Kiana Writer: laughs

But then on 23 february, SaveMe Oh’s 7th rezday:

Bobbi Bashir:SaveMe,,,I am sorry but we cannot do this event with you tomorrow, it is not in our best interest nor the kids of Kenya that we are raising the money for, say what you like about me and MadPeas, but we will not compromise our views and beliefs to appease a bully

SaveMe Oh: The deal is off?

Kiana Writer: Yeah I’m pissed. I know this will to wherever 😛 But I will still say this carefully

SaveMe Oh: Why?

Kiana Writer Personally I find what you do pretty damn impressive. I don’t mean the art. People are intimidated by you. Too many people were pulling out, Bobbi had to make the decision last night. I’m not saying if that’s right or wrong, but the position you have got yourself in with your reputation, not many can do that. I am probably one of the few who can actually see it and I find it sad more people don’t.

SaveMe Oh: And you are not gonna tell me who were gonna pull out?

Kiana Writer: Oh come on, you know I’m smarter than that

SaveMe Oh: I do, but you never know

SaveMe Oh: haha

Kiana Writer: hahahah

SaveMe Oh: Well its a pity, it was carefully prepared.

Kiana Writer: I agree

SaveMe Oh: And it’s worse for you than for me as you have to work with those idiots everyday.

Kiana Writer: Oh, Happy rez-day! It’s quite a bit you’ve accomplished in 7 years!

SaveMe Oh: I will search a place were I can celebrate it all alone

SaveMe Oh: Maybe one day they will organsise an event to feed my smile

My Alt Wants To Buy A Eupalinos

Kiana Writer of MadPea knows better than anyone else that I am the best thing that could happen to her. But as she has surrounded herself, like Jo Yardley, with idiots and she can’t prevent these idiots from banning me all the time from her sims as she is just busy with something else in her huge kingdom she loses control. After I and one of my alts were banned in no time in the MadPea sim a third alt of me, SaveMe OHare, succeeded to spend some time on the sim and did something completely stupid. She bought for 13 Linden Eupalinos Ugajin for the FEED A SMILE charity event.

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Why you want Eupalinos Ugajin??? Is it not much easier to send the 13 Linden directly to the charity? Because what do you get when you buy Eupalinos Ugajin? A 2 hours workshop how you effectively ban people? An instruction on the finest invented on the muting and derender business.

In the popularity poll Kiana Writer herself and Bryn Oh are leading the pack on being the most popular artists with the highest bids. Now for Bryn the FEED A SMILE goes very much for herself as her smile gets bigger and bigger as she is fed by grants, friends and Indiegogo’s, but apparently just not enough to send some money herself to Africa, or does she buy Kiana and vice versa? And why Bryn doesn’t donate the 5256 linden I gave her last year when I organised a charity for her? https://savemeoh.wordpress.com/2013/10/06/oh-what-a-surprise/

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Another rumour was brought to me by my dear friend Ziki Questi, who is also the proud owner of a SaveMe and thus also banned now:

Ziki Questi: I’m trying to convince them to unban you. Your cousin Clicquot Oh is here with Kiana.

SaveMe Oh: I know

Ziki Questi: lol. They said you scared Rebeca Bashly (as everybody knows she is the alt of Igor Ballyhoo) last time because she worried you would bid on her.

SaveMe Oh: poor Igor

The next day these fine benefactors of the good cause found it necessary to ban more than 80 SaveMe’s (check the banlist in the MadPea land). I am still waiting for the request to send them all a yellow star to sew on their jacquets. And nobody for sure want to believe it but from this list only 4 are mine. It is like King Herod when he gave orders to kill all boys of the age of two and under in Bethlehem and its vicinity to prevent Cheesus from being born.

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My poor daddy harrased by the hangman of MadPea Harter Fall, not able to bid on Iono Allen

So when you find yourself on this list I apologise as you won’t be able to FEED A SMILE with that avatar.

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SaveMe Okelli

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SaveMe Oran

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SaveMe Oval

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Saveme Oxalis

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Now that I am cut off from the opportunity to contribute myself to this charity event I better plan another holiday to Africa to personally feed a smile there. Although I also have to keep an eye on my daddy. What that dirtbag is doing with Claudia222 Jewel? Is she eating his banana?

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Feed A Smile Steals My Rez Day

As everybody knows the event of the year is always SaveMe Oh’s rezday on 23 February and now the Mother Teresa’s of FEED A SMILE have stolen exactly that day for their charity event. Can’t all those snob wannabe celebrities who auction themselves of to feed a poor kid in Kenya not just open their PayPal account and donate all the money they waste every year on secondlife at once to Kenya? Do they need to expose themselves in a popularity contest so they can say after: look at me, how much Linden I am worth? And what you get for it? 2 Hours free banning lessons from Eupalinos Ugajin for the highest bidder or how to get your wash clean with Omo, showed by Betty Tureaud? It has e certain perversion it is held in MadPea where they are all the time busy to commercialise their ideas, everything they build, and they build well, is hidden behind commercial billboards and shops. As if the credo is; let’s first get filthy rich so we can after feed a smile.

But as I am recently accused of having a lack of empathy I decided to show that deep secret spot where some say the last bit of compassion must be hiding. And so I told Kiana Writer, owner of MadPea she could have all the presents I will surely receive on my rezday.

SaveMe Oh: Now where you want me to perform on my rezday?

Kiana Writer: Oh wow, it really is your rezday!

SaveMe Oh: Yes it is

Kiana Writer: Yeah, we were thinking of you when planning this

SaveMe Oh: I hate you all for stealing my day so I want something in return

Kiana Writer: I know, but it’s all for the children.

SaveMe Oh: Fine with me, I perform.

Kiana Writer: The thing is.. the event is at Mad City, I think you need one large area?

SaveMe Oh: I sell “dresses” for participators, and all the money can go to Feed A Smile.

SaveMe Oh: I need a space of 64×64, empty, without your stupid commercials and I need a music stream.

Kiana Writer: What kind of dresses?

SaveMe Oh: Tell me when you have time and I show you.

Kiana Writer: Ok, so it’d probably need to be either then before or after the thing begins

Kiana Writer: I will in an hour.. just need to feed my kids here first

SaveMe Oh: IM me when you have time and I tp you to show what I have in mind. And please dump the kids.

So when she was feeding her kids instead of being busy with FEED A SMILE I patiently waited until she had stuffed her kids.

Kiana Writer: Ok.. I’m pretty sad.. I’ve tried to talk to the team about this but I’m getting told no, because we can’t give special ‘treatment’ to anyone and make stages. 😦

SaveMe Oh: Then let the poor kids starve. A very clever team you have.

When you have doubts what SaveMe Oh and FA could do for the world better watch this movie.