We Don’t Need A SaveMe Oh

Cherry Manga: We don’t need a SaveMe Oh, we have our Day Care Services for Older People on OpenGrid with wearable tech diapers.

Isolde Caron: yes we dooo

Kikas Babenco: hahaha!

Cherry Manga: Would SaveMe Oh provide stimulating activities, entertainment and companionship to people who are may otherwise be house-bound or socially isolated?

Ampel Goosson: Why you mention SaveMe Oh all the time?

Isolde Caron: Would SaveMe Oh teach members new skills and provide new experiences?

Kandinsky Beaumont: Obviously SaveMe Oh is needed. When she is not present in person people have to talk about her.

Kikas Babenco: Would SaveMe Oh aim to improve the overall independence and wellbeing of members?

Cherry Manga: Would SaveMe Oh provide a therapeutic environment in which to recuperate and recover?

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SaveMe Oh, nossa senhora de copulação

Dear Friends,

When you choose to lock yourself up in your OpenGrid Day Care Service for Older People to work on easy crafts for seniors that allow you with limited dexterity, low vision and other physical or mental limitations to enjoy the creativity and feeling of accomplishment that crafting provides, don’t let me hold you back.

I might know better than anyone else that the importance of arts and crafts activities for senior citizens extends far beyond the creation of a glued together prim object.

For seniors living in nursing homes, assisted living facilities or who are members of senior citizen centers, glueing prims brings people together. It helps them to have a sense of belonging and develop friendships.

Many seniors that live alone find making rotating pulsating prims an enjoyable way to pass the time.

Prim glueing helps to keep the mind sharp and stimulated.

Working with computers and keyboards involve using the hands, it helps to exercise the senior’s fingers and hands and knowing your genuine state of minds I am sure it reduces your depressions

On the other hand if you still feel the urge to cross the bridge to art I am afraid you do need SaveMe Oh, for the simple reason someone has to add content, reason and genius to you primglued works. I might not have to tell you that without my added drama all your crafted works end up on an endless pile of shit that only will be useful to terraform into new empty sims for the ones in need or to bury the dead ones.

So continue mentioning me so I know you all are doing well. The moment you stop mentioning me you will be dead or in need of me. In that case I will come to save you. Until then I will allow you to copy me as much as you want as I am busy in the real world.

Mar Marma Marmaduke

Marmaduke Arado:

WARNING to all artists and art event organizers in SL.

SaveMe Oh’s (Hoeme Vas on FB) continuing campaign to sabotage the work of anyone who does not pay a dog-like tribute to SaveMe Oh’s psychopathic behavior has escalated, with SaveMe Oh now using alts besides “SaveMe” ones to infiltrate events where SaveMe Oh’s presence is highly unwelcome. The latest such SaveMe Oh spy to be detected was a SaveMe Oh alt named Mar Lutrova, who managed to get into our recent performance in Universidade de Aveiro (after an attack by undesirable “SaveMe” alts, who were ejected) and brutishly start vomiting insults upon arrival.

Unfortunately, being alert to Mar Lutrova does not solve the problem because SaveMe Oh can create as many alts as SaveMe Oh wants for SaveMe Oh’s fascistic purposes.

Meanwhile, SaveMe Oh fan boys and girls can freely enlighten me on how exactly SaveMe Oh’s repellent behavior is connected to art (there is no Salazaresque “previous censorship” in FB comments, unlike in SaveMe Oh’s blog).

I found out, SaveMe Oh has no less than about 40 alts just with the surname Lutrova. All their first names include “Mar” at the beginning (Marcel, Margarita, etc.). All were created in a period of weeks 8 years ago and their profiles are completely blank.

I tend to see them as SaveMe Oh’s virtual suicide bombers, ready to try to destroy those who are designated unworthy by the Caliph of SL.

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To help to cure Marmaduke Arado from his continuous paranoia I present tonight the extraordinary Kikas & Marmaduke Tribute. 50% of the tips will be donated to Kikas Babenco to pay the bills for the cure.

The Extraordinary Kikas & Marmaduke Tribute will take place at Two Fish, Cariacou, 11 December 2015 at 14.00 PST.

Don’t Worry Be Happy

Kikas & Marmaduke Tribute

Marmaduke Arado:  We could not attend the event even if we wanted to, because we were banned from Two Fish by Rose Borchovski about two years ago, after I protested against the witch hunting going on at SaveMe Oh’s group Licking Every Ass.

SaveMe Oh: How unconvenient, maybe you can ask her to be unbanned. Another trick I sometimes use is coming with an alt, I suggest using Marmaduke Oh. In the Licking Every Ass group you are of course welcome as always, but that group you left yourself, if I am well informed? Of course I am also willing to repeat the tribute on grounds chosen by you. Universidade de Aveiro sim maybe? BTW, you are not on the banlist at all, I suggest you try first.

Marmaduke Arado: Ah, now I’m not on the banlist anymore? How convenient. Have you checked with Rose?

SaveMe Oh:  No, but maybe you never have been on her banlist.

Marmaduke Arado: So you want me to go through the humiliation of going to Two Fish to see if I’m on the banlist or not? I suggest you check the information I presented about this on your blog at the time. And also check the Licking EA group chat.

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SaveMe Oh: Kikas is already there in the sim (I see her on my minimap)  to do the work you dont want to do.

Marmaduke Arado: The message me and Kikas got was this: “You have been ejected from Two Fish by Rose Borchovski”

SaveMe Oh: Ejected and banned are two different things.

Marmaduke Arado:  “maybe you can ask her to be unbanned.” Sometimes I believe you REALLY don’t get it.

SaveMe Oh: Why I have to ask? I didnt ban or eject you.

Marmaduke Arado: No it was not you, it was your (at the time at least) dear wife Rose, in your presence. Btw, as it shlould be clear from my first comment, we wouldn’t want to go anyway. We wouldn’t want to create a “bad mood” in what otherwise promises to be a hilarious event. And of course we are very flattered by the tribute, who wouldn’t? Btw, when you pass around our wearable scenes in the event, expect criticism that you are just buying the audience with freebies so that they stay until the end.

SaveMe Oh: You have transfer free scenes? OMG, where?

Marmaduke Arado: You’re right, I forgot they are no transfer. Oh well, the good side is that you won’t be criticized for distributing freebies so that the audience stays until the end of the performance. By the `way, remind me of what you were saying about dictators banning people from their sims?

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Where? In Two Fish, Cariacou. When? Friday 11 december at 2 PM SLT!

The Extraordinary Kikas & Marmaduke Tribute

Kikas & Marmaduke Tribute

An Evil Genius, LEA lickers, all tried to keep SaveMe Oh away from the performances of her best friends Kikas & Marmaduke. This is unacceptable and to honour her friends SaveMe Oh will pay her own tribute to Kikas & Marmaduke. DJ Eifachfilm Vacira will take care of the music. 50% of the tip jar revenues will be for Kikas & Marmaduke and maybe they will even appear as mystery guests. Come all and show your admiration for this unique couple because your life might seem normal, except when we stumbled in the unexpected, then we wonder about so-called normality, but if you want answers you need to see with your own eyes why life is not so normal as it seems.

Don’t worry if you have nothing to wear.

Where? In Two Fish, Cariacou. When? Friday 11 december at 2 PM SLT!

2:00 AM SLtime

20:00 Brazil

22:00 Portugal

23h00 Spain

23h00 Germany

19:00 Argentina

Reunited With My Best Friends

When I heard my best friends Kikas Babenco and Marmaduke Arado were doing a performance and that my much beloved DJ Eifachfilm Vacira would take care of the music I couldn’t sleep for weeks from pure excitement.

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And so I try to go to the sim of Universidade de Aveiro early, only to find out that the Evil Genius had banned me. So I ran back home to change quickly for myself and then got in. But the moment of pure happiness lasted only some minutes as the Evil Genius renewed his ban list.

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Desperate to miss any quality time with my sweet friends Kikas & Marma, who always enjoyed my contributions so much, I ran back home to change again for another me, but the true PIDE background of some of the Portuguese sim owners took no risks anymore and arranged a new ban list for the sim containing every SaveMe ever born. King Herod would have been jealous.

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The only solution to be at least close to my dearest friends was to go undercover as somebody else that was me. But being me but not me is difficult, I don’t know to push what buttons and by mistake I add some SaveMe signs that were received as sabotage what was of course not a second my objective. I deeply apologise for the caused trouble, the foreseen upgrade of the rather old art came from a good heart.

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Marmaduke Arado: It is over now. Sabotage at the end.

Zola Zsun: I am innocent!

Solar Hydro Cleanslate: Heh, the Save Me/Save You was not part of it?

Marmaduke Arado: I am going. Good night

To apologise I went back after the performance but I still couldn’t get in.

SaveMe Oh: Wan, I cant get in. Am I still banned? Or did the event already end?

Wan Laryukov: Love I am not the owner of this sim and I think its finished.

SaveMe Oh: Now for that you need to be a Genius, I asume?

Wan Laryukov: ahahahahahah

SaveMe Oh: What a pity, would have loved to see my old friends. Well, maybe next time.

Wan Laryukov: Yes Kikas and Marmaduke

SaveMe Oh: We were almost married once. Me and Kikas and Marma. I can still taste their baba de camelo.

Wan Laryukov: ahahhahaah a trio must be good. I love baba de camelo. Sweet dreams hun

SaveMe Oh: With baba it cant get any sweeter!

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Bullshitting About Collaborative Virtual Environments

You can bullshit a lot on paper when you over and over describe the works of zero significance of the usual suspects as Bryn Oh, Eupalinos Ugajin, Rose Borchovski and Alpha Auer. But it would be fairer to say just in the open: I want to promote my own work, which is, although rather hippie, not bad at all.

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And what can promote your work better than name a few times the name of the only existing artist in the virtual world; SaveMe Oh.

Catarina Carneiro de Sousa aka as Capcat Ragu did another attempt to promote her work by several “SaveMe Oh” namedropping in her latest scientific paper but did it need to be in such a lousy way? The times Capcat Ragu really visited a performance of SaveMe Oh one can count on the fingers of one hand. And so we get some bullshitting about what she assumes could be right.

So I better pretend I am Catarina Carneiro de Sousa and produce some decent work.

In Collaborative Virtual Environments, pseudo artistic activities are carried out by avatars that fall into the “I Want To Be A Performance Artist” subgroup. They steal from conventional art forms such as theatre, opera, dance, circus and musical performance and label it as new types of enactions, tailored to an audience with a severe death wish.

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The duo of Portuguese wannabe artists Kikas Babenco and Marmaduke Arado takes advantage of their rich Wikipedia knowledge ability combined with their dexterity to attach marketplace artefacts to their avatars, in order to satisfy an audience who loved to play with dolls at a younger age.

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How different this is in the approach used by the only artist in Secondlife; SaveMe Oh, who displays full installations in the world, which in reality are not part of the environment, but are ‘worn’ by her avatar. SaveMe Oh use this strategy in her performances to create a strong visual impact, usually with satirical intent towards the world of art and the social codes of the metaverse. These events are usually improvised and participatory, as SaveMe Oh often offer her artefacts to the public and invite them to join in the performance.

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Not a lot of people answer to this invitation as the aura of SaveMe Oh is so strong and heavily focused on her artistic persona – whose avatar, more than an author, embodies the work itself, that it scares of potential participators who are better labelled as blind admirers. SaveMe referred to herself (an avatar) as an artwork and not as an author, in the talk promoted by Transdisciplinares Artes Lisboa (2014), in the activities related to the event and exhibition entitled Virtual Interactive Participatory Arts. SaveMe presents herself as an agent provocateur in the art world, often invading artistic events with her performances, which can cover a whole SIM.

It should be noted that, while it can be argued that this somewhat ironical questioning of authorship and identity may have roots in previous ‘real world’ works, the spatial, environmental and behavioural properties of SaveMe Oh’s performances are unique to the affordances of a CVE and could hardly take place in our world..”

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https://www.academia.edu/13121484/Art_Practice_in_Collaborative_Virtual_Environments_Uncertain_Spaces_Virtual_Configurations_in_Contemporary_Art_and_Museums

Be Part Of The Art

As Kikas Babenco & Marmaduke Arado want us to be part of the art I tried to join them in their event but it turned out they don’t want me to be part of the art. To honour these great artists anyway I send a friend on my behalve to be PART OF THEIR ART.

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Glasz DeCuir: “I am forced here by Saveme Oh to see this ridicule show”

Josie Anderton: LOL

Starry Bosch: Just been on the fan

Glasz DeCuir: And i will repeat this: “I am forced here by Saveme Oh to see this ridicule show”

Apmel Meerson: I guess she couldn’t come in person.

Josie Anderton: hehe

Delain Canucci: Oh god

Cicadetta Stillwater Facepalms

Delain Canucci: Sighs. Guess another one on the block list.

Glasz DeCuir: Sorry to particle TOM, whom I dont know by the rest…. fuck off, included my sweet neighbour

Patience Roxley: Save Me timoooooooooooooooo

 

Cicadetta Stillwater ejected and banned Glasz DeCuir from this land.

Glasz DeCuir: Was a relaxing theraphy :)) And they rejected me twice, now at home. Samantha Chester banned me.

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She Lagged Us Out

While Kikas & Marmaduke, Mandel Solano and Art Blue and other lovers of tight security measures were peaking in since long I succeed to perform together with DD for almost one hour in a BURN sim. A Miracle???? No, at the end some jealous particle farters decided that the ban button should be used anyway, even when almost 40 people saw the light.

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After the show was finished they allowed me back in.

Ori:  DD crashed?

SaveMe Oh: DD left as a protest about your banning procedure

Ori:  That would be weird

Bethany Fire: Wonders what banning procedure? No one was banning anyone 😦 😦

SaveMe Oh: Why weird?

Ori:  I didn’t ban anyone

SaveMe Oh: [16:08] [2015/06/05 15:59] TomFlo123 Resident ejected and banned you from this land.

Lenni Foxtrot: I gave perms to the particle people. I think you just scare them SaveMe.

Ori:  Why Lenni? Wow, why would Tom do that?

Lenni Foxtrot: To do this, they owned the sim for an hour

Ori:  He was a guest himself

SaveMe Oh: Ask them. I have no idea

Lenni Foxtrot: I will, sorry SaveMe.

SaveMe Oh: Doesn’t matter. I am used to this

Lenni Foxtrot: The perms thing is so complicated in SL, this sim ownership thing is new to me.

SaveMe Oh: See it positive, we succeed to interact for almost an hour. Not bad at all.

Lenni Foxtrot: I loved tonight 🙂 felt so damn good here.

SaveMe Oh: It was wonderful

Lenni Foxtrot: I want more of this

Samanta Foxy: Even if is not so nice be banned in that way

SaveMe Oh: Virtual egos can grow big.

Lenni Foxtrot: Banning does feel bad, I got banned one, for trying to sell Burn on a builders place. I cried for a week.

SaveMe Oh: I get banned daily. So don’t worry, it’s healthy

Lenni Foxtrot: But you say what you think SaveMe

SaveMe Oh: Always and when a ban is the consequence so be it

Ori:  Why did you ban SaveMe Oh?

Particle Tom (tomflo123): why?

Ori:  I didn’t see any different question in that sentence

Particle Tom (tomflo123): her show was some other time, not during ours

Ori:  which means?

Particle Tom (tomflo123): she is documented griefer, banned multiple places, she lagged us out

Ori:  you were a guest here

Particle Tom (tomflo123): we couldn’t do it, we asked her repeatedly

Ori:  then you should have told lenni

Particle Tom (tomflo123): Over and over and over we did. We put the burden of the show on you guys. Police your own sim, not me.

Ori:  She has been banned from so many places

Particle Tom (tomflo123): for the same

Ori:  She’s welcome here

Samanta Foxy : My first ban was some days ago in another DD concert, were kicked me and SaveMe together XD

SaveMe Oh: Hey, the party is where I am, so it’s not me who has the problem

Lenni Foxtrot: we had 40 something people here. It was really different

Ori:  Wow, that Tom is one sick drama queen.

Did Eupalinos Look Like Eupalinos?

At the reopening of the Museo the Metaverso in CRAFT opensim it was a happy reincarnation party at the graveyard. No less than 68 corpses took the opportunity to reinvent themselves and participate in the big contest of the night; do I look like my former self? Who succeeded and who failed to copy himself? Because to be tagged on facebook it was from extreme importance you would look a bit like yourself otherwise everybody could claim to be someone else or worse…be SaveMe Oh.

In great expectation everyone was waiting of course for the appearance of Eupalinos Ugajin. Would he look like the Dadasticks or toiletFLUXers as we know him so well or would he have failed to copy everything in time from secondlife to open sim?

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Can you spot Eupalinos?

But his glorious entrance made a sigh from relief going through the crowds who were glued to their seats as in good old CARP or PIRATS times. He looked exactly as we had known him so well before he passed away. Also Kikas & Marma’s warmed up bodies were hanging, as if NOTHING had happened, again in a funny frame telling us they love art.

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Even Patrick Moya succeed to fix himself a sheep pyjamas in time and for Roxelo Babenco it was easy, whatever is under it, with a top hat for sure it must be Roxelo.

DanCoyote Antonelli was still looking like the coyotedog (the collector’s item! IM me for a free copy) I inspired him with once and Josina Burgess…omg, where was Josina? Did here tombstone move or did it stay closed?

In the mean time I was in SL first at the house of Kikas & Marma to keep an eye on it during their absence in open sim and I took some nice pics from the set up they build there for me.

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I almost got a heart attack when Marma appeared to check his anti-fascist security orb but I assured him everything was looking good.

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After that I sit in a protest at some silly opening organised by Duna Gant. I showed her that I also could play a bored visitor doing no harm by lying there on a couch under plywood paintings.

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Luckily DD called me for a life performance in her sim where we performed 2 hours together in an interaction of music and visuals but I better don’t show pics from that or they will accuse me again of only promoting myself which of course I don’t want. VIVA Eupalinos, ah no, he was dead…in a bits & sticks sort of way.

Steaming Streaming Stalking

Yesterday Vaneeesa Blaylock was streaming 24 hours her live adventures and as she is not known for having a lot of ideas herself it didn’t took long before she asked me to choose some landmarks. After we hardly could move in the Londen area I took her and her followers to a quiet nice parcel next door to Kikas & Marmaduke, former lovers of performance art.

The day after we evaluate the event in group chat.

Vaneeesa Blaylock: 24 hours of live streaming! And no crashes! What luck!

SaveMe Oh: Very good, and it only costs me one destroyed collaboration.

Vaneeesa Blaylock: Collaboration destroyed? What did I mess up this time?

SaveMe Oh: Our LM from yesterday is considered as stalking.

Vaneeesa Blaylock: The place where you had the zebras and stuff?

SaveMe Oh: Yes.

Vaneeesa Blaylock: Sun has “Second Life” underwear! They thought we were stalking them?

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This Kikas Babenco send around in the Senses Places group just after our visit:

Kikas Babenco: Hello everyone, I’d like to let you know that I’m out of this project because I don’t want to be involved with someone who has been stalking me.

SaveMe Oh: But tell me? We were just visitors, weren’t we?

Vaneeesa Blaylock: Maybe she was referring to something / someone else… I didn’t even see Kikas yesterday

SaveMe Oh: They run away when we came for tea.

Marmaduke Arado: Just to make things clear: the stalking Kikas is referring to is SaveMe Oh stalking us (again) at our home last night. Not the zebra stuff. Over and out.

SaveMe Oh: We were doing a 24 live streaming event, dear Marmaduke and your neighbourhood was happily chosen to be part of it. A big honour. And the zebras love the green grass of your neighbours. Tasty and fresh.

Vaneeesa Blaylock: What’s the point of IMing if only the person you IM to can see it? Shouldn’t everything be open to the world!?

SaveMe Oh: Group chat should be a rule

Kikas Babenco: Hello, the stalking I’m refering to, as SaveMe Oh knows very well, was her presence yesterday 25 m from our house, after other attempts to disturb us. That’s the stalking!

Vaneeesa Blaylock: Thanks again everyone!! 24 hours LIVE streaming!! With no crashes even! So great to have all of you be a part of it!!

SaveMe Oh: Kikas, I was taking Vaneeesa and other friends to your neighbours place to be streamed live into the wide world. Your neighbours place will be famous for being part of a 24 hour streaming event. Maybe she will be so kind to keep the 24 hour online so you can search for your (almost) contribution.