The Bryn Oh Memorial

As we all heard recently Bryn Oh passed away out of the LEA committee, due to SL TOS changes. To thank her for her endless efforts in banning me and for her contributions for the entire art world, I, her sister SaveMe Oh, organised yesterday a memorial in her former home ground LEA 28 in which I sold my stolen, Linden owned, paintings to everybody. Half of the sales will go to my beloved sister Bryn to thank her for all she did.

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SaveMe Oh on the chaise longue, build by her sister Bryn Oh

I encouraged everybody to help my poor sister Bryn and buy a painting. People could choose a work, stolen online and upgraded by SaveMe Oh, and afterwards stolen by the Linden. That in a way the people donating to Bryn are handling in stolen goods we should forget due to the broken heart the Linden caused to poor Bryn.

People could choose a painting and pay whatever they want.

Among the purchased works were these ones:

SaveMe with the head of the sim owner

Save Me with the head of a sim owner

SaveMe vanquishing St Michael

SaveMe vanquishing St Michael

The results of the Bryn Oh Memorial are the following

Claes Hax paid L$111

Titania Netizen paid L$80

Indigo Alecto paid L$600

Sina Souza paid L$1000

Subodim Ansar paid L$1500

Glasz deCuir paid L$100

Josef K paid L$500

Ziki Questi paidL$200

Njeri Soir paid L$300

Auster Elan paid L$5000

Nur Ophuls paid L$120 (only for a Bryn Oh doll)

Larkworthy Antfarm paid L$1000

Ush Underwood paid L$0 (for a donkey)

This brings the total sales on L$10511 so I am happy to announce that I can hand over a present with the value of L$5256 from the whole grateful secondlife community.

I will try to hand this over in person to my dear sis. If this is not possible I will add it to her SL account.

It was sad that the overwhelming success of this Bryn Oh Memorial service was overshadowed after 4 hours hard working and performing (by me and Kikas Babenco and Marmaduke Arado) with the arrival of the evil in the virtual flesh Solo Mornington, solo ruler and dictator of LEA now, after the passing away of Bryn

Solo Mornington: How’s it going?

SaveMe Oh: How things go around me? Great of course, as always

Solo Mornington: ossum.

SaveMe Oh: you also want to buy a painting to help poor Bryn out?

Solo Mornington: nope.

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SaveMe Oh: go have a look

SaveMe Oh: How is it to be finally the only ruler of LEA? What you always hoped for?

Solo Mornington: That’s your problem: not being familiar with reality.

SaveMe Oh: Kara if you see something let me know, dont mind the old dictator

Solo Mornington: We have a no sales policy.

SaveMe Oh: I dont sell, I deal in stolen stuff for the benefit of my poor sister Bryn

Solo Mornington: Well, you offered to sell me something.

SaveMe Oh: GO find your ban button

Larkworthy Antfarm: She asked you for a donation for Bryn,  she didn’t sell you anything

Larkworthy Antfarm: I got a free pig and a doll

Solo Mornington: so, essentially, you got a pig and a dolly.

Kara Trapdoor: so this is all portable .. interesting : )

SaveMe Oh: you also want a Bryn doll? Dictator?

Larkworthy Antfarm: for free

SaveMe Oh: As we all heard today Bryn Oh passed away out of the LEA committee, due to SL TOS changes. To thank her for her endless efforts in banning me and for the entire art world her sister SaveMe Oh organise this memorial for her in which she will sell her stolen Linden owned paintings to everybody. Half of the sales will go to her beloved sister Bryn to thank her for all she did.

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Solo Mornington: see? sales.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Now he has a Bryn, a dancoyote and he can make puppet shoes at LEA.

Solo Mornington: so you’ve been sitting here since 2pm, waiting for someone to come eject you?

Larkworthy Antfarm: Where is some decent art around here? I want to find amazing builds when I come here, action, excitement. Sigh. It is dead as a doornail instead most of the time. Why is that?

Solo Mornington: as SMO demonstrates clearly, some art is simply tedious and repetitive.

Larkworthy Antfarm: hers is dynamic and happens

SaveMe Oh: No I wait till your rotten face disappears

Kara Trapdoor: its all about PR

Larkworthy Antfarm: I come here and find a bunch of crap mostly.It was a place with high expectations

Solo Mornington: It’s not about anything but SMO, Kara.

SaveMe Oh: You already broke the heart of poor Bryn. Dictator, Linden Licker. Now buy a painting and fuck of.

Larkworthy Antfarm: ‘And the big artists where are their builds? Why take them away if you have nothing new to replace them with?

SaveMe Oh: from you I accept 1 linden as payment

Solo Mornington: “SaveMe Oh: Now buy a painting and fuck of”. The typo is just the icing on the cake.

SaveMe Oh: And then you have your proof to lick with the Linden again,saying how bad I was

Solo Mornington: well, yah. you are a very bad person.

SaveMe Oh: BOOOO

Solo Mornington: it’s true.

SaveMe Oh: did I scare you?

Larkworthy Antfarm: I come here all the time and I rarely find anything to make me stop before I TP off and you are insulting one of the best of the artists in SL. Sheesh.

Solo Mornington: not in the least. that’s what’s so pathetic, smo.

SaveMe Oh: He cant stand to be a dictator and not be admired at the same time

Larkworthy Antfarm: The LEA sites are mostly a bust in my opinion

Solo Mornington: you’re welcome to your opinion.

Solo Mornington: some of them are currently under construction.

SaveMe Oh: This guy now grants Sims to Portugese tourist guides and builders of war sims

Larkworthy Antfarm: but who am I. Just one of a few who have come to look at the place and always left underwhelmed. You have great artists. Leave them to create

SaveMe Oh: How much they paid you this time?

Solo Mornington: who?

SaveMe Oh: The non artists you give sims?

Solo Mornington: nothing.

SaveMe Oh: Like the Portugese touristboard? Did they offer you a free holiday in Lisbon?

Solo Mornington: you know, you have every opportunity to apply for a region just like anyone.

SaveMe Oh: I dont need any region as you can see, oldfashioned fart

SaveMe Oh: now buy a painting in repsect of my sister

Solo Mornington: so you say your art doesn’t need a region.

Solo Mornington: would you like to put that to a challenge?

SaveMe Oh: omg he is calling my work art!!!

Solo Mornington: no, you call it art.

SaveMe Oh: ah you follow now what I say

SaveMe Oh: what a miracle

Solo Mornington: so then you do call it art and I am correct. So.If you don’t need a region, then leave.

SaveMe Oh: I wont, I am a free person. And I decide to be here

Solo Mornington: Then you DO need an LEA region.

SaveMe Oh: No. But in repsect to Bryn it was nice

Solo Mornington: sure you do.

SaveMe Oh: you already paid me something for poor Bryn?

Larkworthy Antfarm: Solo what do you have to offer Save Me that she isn’t entitled to take for herself?

SaveMe Oh: Or you give her something yourself? Like a knife in her back?

Solo Mornington: lark: what she is doing right now.

SaveMe Oh: ah shut up

Larkworthy Antfarm: and what exactly is that?

SaveMe Oh: people get tired of speaking dictators

Larkworthy Antfarm: We were discussing art when you came

Solo Mornington: standing around doing art on an LEA region. The problem is, we don’t do sales here.

SaveMe Oh: Licking, licking, licking every ass

SaveMe Oh: Problem, haha

Larkworthy Antfarm: standing around doing art on an LEA region!!! Listen to yourself!

SaveMe Oh: President, we have a severe problem.Nuke them

Solo Mornington: your question was: what can I offer SMO that she’s not entitled to take? And the answer is: this.

Larkworthy Antfarm: I want that on my tomstone. Standing around doing art when I died.

Solo Mornington: because she’s not entitled.

SaveMe Oh: rule, rules

Solo Mornington: just like I’m not entitled, and no one else is.

Larkworthy Antfarm: She is an artist. this is an art sim with space for us to talk about art

SaveMe Oh: Hey, I am Solo Mornington and I invented some rules, please obey

Solo Mornington: I didn’t invent the rules. SMO: still not connected to reality.

Larkworthy Antfarm: No rules have been broken

SaveMe Oh: worse, you are a collaborator

Solo Mornington: plenty of rules have been broken.

Larkworthy Antfarm: which?

SaveMe Oh: oh dear

Larkworthy Antfarm: no one bought anything

Solo Mornington: that’s what smo does: break the rules.

SaveMe Oh: Are you gonna spank me again? ouch

Larkworthy Antfarm: we had a lively discussion about art

Solo Mornington: it’s like, hi, I’m SMO, I’m here to break rules and get banned! ANARCHY! WOO!

SaveMe Oh: that hurts

Larkworthy Antfarm: copyright, appropriation collage, Lindens

Solo Mornington: yah, see those are interesting issues.

Larkworthy Antfarm: artists on SL

Solo Mornington: but you and smo both started your conversation with *me* by saying I’m evil.

SaveMe Oh: Larky, dont bother with dictators

Larkworthy Antfarm: I was having a very interesting conversation when you came which you then proved to be as I always say that to all my frienbds when they pop in

Solo Mornington: in what way, exactly and specifically, did I prove to be evil?

Larkworthy Antfarm: look at yourself

Solo Mornington: say it.

Larkworthy Antfarm: No one here but a few people talknng art on a saturday afternoon. Why no one here?

SaveMe Oh: by your ability to destroy every nice event, thats evil

Larkworthy Antfarm: Who cares it we talk and look at art, that is what these damn sims are for

Solo Mornington: yes.

Larkworthy Antfarm: when we leave there is no sign of us left behind

Solo Mornington: and a conversation about that stuff dealing with ownership and appropriateion would have been interesting.

Larkworthy Antfarm: you act like Save has diabolical powers, she doesn’t

Solo Mornington: no, I don’t. You folks don’t seem to be very interested in having that conversation with me. instead it’s all about calling me evil for no good reason.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Except the Save Me events this place is dead. Who is the wet washcloth that descends and tries to kill it? Holy crap!! I come all the time. No one else around ever unless save shows up

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SaveMe Oh Shakes The Linden 3

Own me SaveMe

After the big sharks were offered the first buying option earlier this week SaveMe Oh went now to the poorer regions of the globe to offer also there the people an option to own her before the Linden will effectuate their exclusive rights on her. In the deserted Portuguese Art Foundation SIM  V/5 (probably Troika owned) the museum opened tonight while Kikas & Marma encouraged the poorer people to get rid of their Linden and own SaveMe instead.

Own Me Save Me

23th customer.

SaveMe Oh: Fuck a Linden and buy a Save Me

ChukieNorriz: SaveMe what is this

SaveMe Oh: You better buy a Save Me before everything is stolen by the Linden

ChukieNorriz: What is Linden stealing?!?

SaveMe Oh: Everything we have here so better be quick instead of bored

ChukieNorriz: are you really selling this “Art”?

ChukieNorriz: I’ll take the one that looks like a tapestry, with thorns and tears

ChukieNorriz: that’s how I feel. Like crying jesus

SaveMe Oh: ah the Veil

ChukieNorriz: what is the cost

SaveMe Oh: what you want to pay, otherwise the Linden steal it

ChukieNorriz: 79

SaveMe Oh: perfect

ChukieNorriz: yes

SaveMe Oh: pay me and I give you the painting

ChukieNorriz: are you sure you will give it

SaveMe Oh: yes

ChukieNorriz paid you L$79.

SaveMe Oh: you want  me to give it first?

ChukieNorriz: I paid it

ChukieNorriz: Thank you

SaveMe Oh: You and the Linden now own me

ChukieNorriz: good.

ChukieNorriz: let’s go

ChukieNorriz: I wont ask you to scrub the floor

ChukieNorriz: or any of those thigns

ChukieNorriz: can I have a sheep

ChukieNorriz: I think you sent something once, a flock of sheep to wear but I cant find it

Chukie Norriz bought The veil of St. SaveMe. Painted by El Greco, stolen online and upgraded by SaveMe Oh, stolen by the Linden, handling of stolen goods by Chukie Norriz on 04-10-2013 in Portuguese Art Foundation SIM  V/5, Angel Isles.

The veil of St. Veronica

Own Me Save Me

24th customer.

SaveMe Oh: Fuck a Linden and Own a Save Me

Pixié De La Rain: tutsy Navarathna asked me to come and buy a pic for him, SaveMe.

Pixié De La Rain: He is sorry he can’t come himself, but timezones are too far apart

SaveMe Oh: It will be a pleasure, but he careful the Linden dont grab the painting on the way to Pondicherry

Pixié De La Rain: lol yes. I’ll look after it for him until tomorrow and give it to him directly then

SaveMe Oh: Guard it with your life

SaveMe Oh: And you know his taste? Or does he loves everything with me on it?

Spunky Puddlegum: Tutsy loves pictures of kittens, doesn’t he Pixie?

SaveMe Oh: eeekkkk

Pixié De La Rain: lol yes

Pixié De La Rain: and puppies

SaveMe Oh: what an idiot

SaveMe Oh: the things you are forced to sell to those kind of people

SaveMe Oh: ok there is one woth a puppy

SaveMe Oh: dont tell anybody

Pixié De La Rain: ok, your recommendation?

SaveMe Oh: the one with me on the chair, the dog under and the old Tutsy peeping at my ass

Pixié De La Rain: I’ll take it!

Pixié De La Rain: that is Ls 500 from tutsy

Pixié De La Rain: perfect, thank you

Pixié De La Rain: puppies, old guy and bare ass….what more could he ask for?

SaveMe Oh: will you thank him, but also urge him to keep it a secret, so the Linden wont know about this deal?

Pixié De La Rain: its a deal

SaveMe Oh: The old man will cry from hapiness

SaveMe Oh: I know, all alone there in India

Pixié De La Rain: lol yeah

Kikas Babenco: Marmaduke don’t buy another Magritte!

SaveMe Oh: There is unfortunatey a new Magritte

Marmaduke Arado: can’t hear you kikas

SaveMe Oh: Fuck a Linden and own a Save Me

Kikas Babenco: are the pigs for sale?

SaveMe Oh: yes

SaveMe Oh: but for friends they are free gifts

Kikas Babenco: oh, so nice!

SaveMe Oh: I dont have a BBQ

SaveMe Oh: sorry

Kikas Babenco: just want them as pets!

Tutsy Navarathna bought Dog in the bedroom. Painted by Jan Steen, stolen online and upgraded by SaveMe Oh, stolen by the Linden, handling of stolen goods by Pixie Rain, ordered by Tutsy Navarathna on 04-10-2013 in Portuguese Art Foundation SIM  V/5, Angel Isles.

Dog in the bedroom

Own Me Save Me

25th customer.

Pixié De La Rain: could I purchase this one in here too, please? The old guy at the window frame.

SaveMe Oh: the Hopper?

Pixié De La Rain: yes

SaveMe Oh: ok

Pixié De La Rain: can we negotiate the price? Preferably in a downwards direction

SaveMe Oh: pay what you like

Pixié De La Rain: thank you

Pixié De La Rain: great, thanks

SaveMe Oh: The Linden steal it , so I am happy with every linden dollar for what its worth

Spunky Puddlegum: I think the one on the pig, with the cleaver has cured my impotence, Pixie!

SaveMe Oh: miracles are possible

Pixié De La Rain: about time something did

Pixie Rain bought Hotel by a railroad. Painted by Edward Hopper, stolen online and upgraded by SaveMe Oh, stolen by the Linden, handling of stolen goods by Pixie Rain, on 04-10-2013 in Portuguese Art Foundation SIM  V/5, Angel Isles.

Hotel by a railroad

Own Me Save Me

26th customer.

Indigo Alecto: SaveMe I would like this one please

SaveMe Oh: Let me find you

Indigo Alecto: I am to your west

SaveMe Oh: Ok, The Klimt

SaveMe Oh: did you get it Indigo?

Indigo Alecto: Yes, thanks, the Lindens didn’t get it yet

SaveMe Oh: yes yes

SaveMe Oh: all set

SaveMe Oh: so people, be quicker than a Linden and clean out my inventory

Indigo Alecto paid you L$200.

Indigo Alecto: May I also have American Gothic, The Scream, and the blue one on the same wall as American Gothic?

SaveMe Oh: Yes. How much you like to pay?

Indigo Alecto paid you L$600.

Indigo Alecto: lovely, thank you!

SaveMe Oh: enjoy

Indigo Alecto: Oh one last one, this one here

Indigo Alecto paid you L$200.

SaveMe Oh: The Pierrot?

SaveMe Oh: I should give you a museum to go with it

Indigo Alecto: yes, I’m now a collector

SaveMe Oh: yes, but dont show it to the Linden as they will rob it fromyou

Indigo Alecto: I’ll be sure to ban them all

Indigo Alecto bought Lady with a fan painted by Gustav Klimt, American Gothic painted by Grant Wood, SaveMe’s Scream painted by Edvard Munch, Blue lovers painted by Pablo Picasso and The despair of Pierrot painted by James Ensor, stolen online and upgraded by SaveMe Oh, stolen by the Linden, handling of stolen goods by Indigo Alecto, on 04-10-2013 in Portuguese Art Foundation SIM  V/5, Angel Isles.

Blue lovers

SaveMe's Scream

Own Me Save Me

27th customer.

Larkworthy Antfarm: So I can buy a whole Save Me Oh art museum? and wear it anywhere I like??

Kandinsky Beaumont: Does the museum stand on its own legs today or is it still a wearable

SaveMe Oh: The whole museum might be too much for a beginner

Marmaduke Arado: lawyers will go crazy

Larkworthy Antfarm: I love this art!

SaveMe Oh: Thats why the Linden want to own it

Larkworthy Antfarm: They will hide it in their secret lairs.

Marmaduke Arado: and laugh maniacally

SaveMe Oh: That why everybody can own me before it is too late

Kandinsky Beaumont: Oh now Marma dragged me too into his criminal business and for once Kikas seems disabled from being the saviour

SaveMe Oh: Kikas also bougth stolen stuff

Kikas Babenco: I too shocked to act!

SaveMe Oh: dont fall for her inocent face

Kandinsky Beaumont: you mean too shocked to art

Marmaduke Arado: it’s not criminal, it’s just under the counter

Kikas Babenco: or as we say in portugal “under the door”

Marmaduke Arado: hehe, we know a few things…

Marmaduke Arado: very useful to deal with the troika

Kikas Babenco: Marma, you are giving things!

Kikas Babenco: you should sell them!!!

SaveMe Oh: giving, omg, there goes my business

SaveMe Oh: what painting you would like Larky?

Larkworthy Antfarm: So many wonderful pieces of art! I think Lindens are going to make much money selling this art on ebay.

SaveMe Oh: so better smuggle one away quick Larky

Kandinsky Beaumont: Thats why we have to save it from their greedy hands

SaveMe Oh: Now choose Larky

Larworthy Antfarm payed SaveMe Oh 2000 Linden

SaveMe Oh: not only pay me

Larkworthy Antfarm: I am not much use as a thief. I have not stolen anything yet

SaveMe Oh: or are you laundrying your money?

Larkworthy Antfarm paid Save Me Oh 2000 Linden but refused to tell in public what painting, stolen online and upgraded by SaveMe Oh, stolen by the Linden, she wants.Later on Facebook she made this statement:

Larkworthy Antfarm You can tell I want them all! LOL.

Own Me Save Me

28th customer.

SaveMe Oh: I am selling all my stolen stuff before the Linden do

Dagger1 Dagger: It’s been a VERY Long Time. Good too see you. Stolen stuff?

SaveMe Oh: very very long

Dagger1 Dagger: You STEAL?

SaveMe Oh: Ofcourse. Everything I can. I sell even our secret pics, before the Linden put them in the Playboy or Hustler.

SaveMe Oh: Because the Linden say the own me now in their TOS. So I try to get rid of everything before its too late.

Dagger1 Dagger: So you been a bad girl. I know foolish statement

SaveMe Oh: very

Dagger1 Dagger: What did you do to piss them off THIS time? I took over secondlife from them, thats all

Dagger1 Dagger: Why would that upset them, I didn’t notice any changes

SaveMe Oh: Where have you been? Under your usual stone?

Dagger1 Dagger: If you took over SL and got all that money, Just buy them out

SaveMe Oh: Soon I will

Quan Lavender: are you friend with save, Dagger?

Dagger1 Dagger: Have been for Many Years

SaveMe Oh: Dag was my first husband

Kikas Babenco: we had to take care of SaveMe

Dagger1 Dagger: I met Save my second month in SL

SaveMe Oh: I was to young then. I fell for his charms. He bought me my first dress. I still have it. A blue one

Kandinsky Beaumont: Did she abandon you later or did you leave?

Quan Lavender: great Dagger, those who have her as friend don’t need enemies anymore ^^

Dagger1 Dagger: Mutual parting of the ways

SaveMe Oh: but he was unfaithfull to me

Dagger1 Dagger: She proved a little to caotic for me

SaveMe Oh: pfff

Kandinsky Beaumont: Did he always make this strange sound rofl?

Dagger1 Dagger: I didn’t cheat On ya save, I cheated With ya! LOLOL

SaveMe Oh: when I would not have poledanced in a wheelchair in your club you would be a beggar still

Kikas Babenco: he was the owner of the club?!

SaveMe Oh: Yes, but he has an awful music taste

Dagger1 Dagger: So TRUE Save. You and Sole

SaveMe Oh: Sole was my first lawyer. Before Bock. And my first love.

SaveMe Oh: I wept bitter tears when she betrayed me with him

Kandinsky Beaumont: Very long and hot history

Dagger1 Dagger: Yeah She was my major pain

SaveMe Oh: but I am glad I dont have to hear his lol and rofl the whole day. Thats worse than coucou

Dagger1 Dagger: So what ya selling kid

SaveMe Oh: all my paintings dag. Choose one and its yours for whatever you want to pay me. As the Linden will rob me soon anyway

Dagger1 Dagger: Why would they take your paintings?

SaveMe Oh: Because they are masterpieces.That man only knows about motorcycles, sigh. When you say painting he thinks about painting his walls

SaveMe Oh: For sure you choose one, Dagger, where I am not wearing any clothes. I already know

Dagger1 Dagger: Ok I want the one of the Geisha with the fan and the one with the old man checking out your ass.

Dagger1 Dagger paid SaveMe Oh 500 Linden.

Dagger1 Dagger bought Lady with a fan. Painted by Gustav Klimt and Dog in the bedroom. Painted by Jan Steen, stolen online and upgraded by SaveMe Oh, stolen by the Linden, handling of stolen goods by Dagger1 Dagger, on 04-10-2013 in Portuguese Art Foundation SIM  V/5, Angel Isles.

Total amount of sold stolen art the Linden thought they owned on the third day of ownerswapping:

4229 Linden

This brings the total from one week selling stolen goods owned by the Linden on:

5121 + 8066 + 4229 = 17416 Linden.

As the Linden are now aware of these events I will now go underground. Paintings can only be purchased when you TP me and my museum to a secret location and arrange one minute before opening a flashmob. It is also possible to invite me for a personal museum visit, you only should get rid of your own shit first as me and my museum need some space.

Waiting For The Jehovah’s Witness

A modern variation of Samuel Beckett absurdist play Waiting for Godot.

Now picture a poor wandering musician who is the favourite doggie of artspammer Cat Boucher in Secondlife. You know the kind; the one who try to tell you every day they have the concert of the century. When I made a remark about her spamming she send me her doggie Silas Scarborough / Alan Stewart Fraser. What followed was a masterpiece of which I am sure it will be top of the bill in all worldwide theatres who stage Beckett, Ionesco and Jarry.

Act 1

Alan Stewart Fraser walks inside a circus ring where the diva SaveMe Oh is swinging high above him as the world famous trapeze artist when he start barking at her.

Center of the sun

Alan Stewart Fraser: Just a self-justifying griefer. Not original in any way.

Alan Stewart Fraser: Another two-bit attention slut in a virtual world that’s full of them

Alan Stewart Fraser: Cheap, hackneyed, unoriginal, mundane – simple enough for you?

Alan Stewart Fraser: Your greatest resemblance is to Jehovah’s Witnesses. They live for abuse as well.

Alan Stewart Fraser: I expect you google most of what you do. It’s certainly not original.

SaveMe, who hardly plays attention to him shows a nasty smile and continues high above him communicating on her Ipad to the world.

SaveMe Oh: not so quick, I have to copy and paste everything on Facebook

Alan Stewart Fraser: Of course you don’t make your own material. Just another Jehovah’s Witness pretending to be an artist.

Edward Folger, SaveMe’s catcher hangs upside down rehearsing his movements.

Edward Folger: This is so true – I have seen all the same stuff done upside down by Yo ImFine

Alan Stewart Fraser: She gives to art what a dog gives another animal when it sniffs its ass to say hello.

Then the Ant Tamer Larkworthy walks in and hear what is said. She try’s to calm down the overheated musician.

Larkworthy Antfarm:  Jehovah’s witnesses wearing ratty fur coats came to my door. I squirted them with my garden hose. Shall I do that to you Save Me? Or is it Silas who needs cooling off? Seriously, dude. You are asking for one of those bacon burger sized heart attack

Alan Stewart Fraser: I’m not bent, I’m amused. By the way, I’ve been quite active in some of the things you have mentioned. Careful with your judgment unless you know the material.

Larkworthy Antfarm: I am not judging just saying if you are gonna die of a heart attack make the thing you were mad about worth it. You got good old fashioned righteous anger and there are places where that’s needed. In an SL environment it just makes me laugh all the more at the silliness I witness.

Edward Folger: OO … ooo … flame war over nothing! SaveMe triumphs again

Alan Stewart Fraser: The only triumph she will ever have is when art museums start scraping their collections off the sidewalk.

Larkworthy Antfarm:  Silas I have been to your shows. You are talented. But for the audience an SL live music event is not compelling to participate in. It is an animated stream. Click on, go vacuum or do the excise bike. Great music. If you talk to audiences, they aren’t there half the time. Paid cheerleaders throw up party pack gestures that say what a hot babe the musician is. Fake atmosphere. Do anything unexpected, you get banned. I have been testing by jumping onstage and dancing with the musicians. It gets ya banned even when the musician gave permission in advance. And that is dancing in some outlandish monkey suit or as a crow. Or spitting donuts. These things get me banned at music events. While being hunched over AFK does not, Yawn. Enbrace the new world order. Or wake us up when the old world is over.

Alan Stewart Fraser: She comes to shows to disrupt them and acts like it’s art. Then she whines about mistreatment when she’s banned. It’s idiotic. What she does is considerably more disruptive than the things you mentioned. She’s just another griefer in a monkey suit.

Larkworthy Antfarm: But I get banned for these least offenses. For throwing panties. Yes I have a panty thrower. Heaven forbid I ever use it to shower a musician with silly praise.

Alan Stewart Fraser: People used to throw lingerie in my gigs all the time! There are lots of venues run by cranks these days.

Larkworthy Antfarm: Live music is not fun for viewers. Save Me shows up and an event is fun for a few minutes. Out of joint noses aside, it is not the end of the SL world for her to splatter our screens with mayhem. You all get your chance to play in the drama by getting all self-righteous and pronouncing punishment on her in a silly ritual that very much resembles religion.

Alan Stewart Fraser: She has a simple choice: if you don’t like it, leave.

Larkworthy Antfarm: She always does. And who do we remember? The person whose show she disrupted of course.

Larkworthy Antfarm: How much fun it was to watch the silly reactions of grown adults on multiple computers across the world. Come on. That’s not a small accomplishment on her part.

Then from high above Edward hanging still upside down screams:

Edward Folger: btw my first response was a joke – Yo ImFine is SaveMe Oh upside down. Not knowing that you were Silas, Alan, I thought you were being ironic as well. I hope you find a more rigidly regulated environment for your performances in the future.

Alan Stewart Fraser: What a hoax. She’s in service to art and artists benefit when she trashes them? In fact she is a flaming hypocrite and seeks only to publicise herself when she stages her little protests and disrupts an act. However, if anyone protests her mindless

A clown shows up riding her donkey, they both fart loud and she says:

Cat Shilova: If the protests are so little, why bother?

Alan Stewart Fraser: She threw out a public insult and I responded. From that there has been nothing but self-righteous indignation from the cheesy little hypocrite. She will never be any more than a flyspeck on Andy Kaufman’s ass.

Then the donkey starts to talk:

Donkey Bob Johnson: SaveMe is laughing her ass off now hearing this thread…and i don’t mean it in a ‘good way’.

Cat Shilova: We have here a serious case of Morningtonism. Not sure it can be cured.

Donkey Bob Johnson: Nah. just let it run its course.

SaveMe Oh:  Many people say my ass is the most beautiful part of my body, so I never laugh it off.

Donkey Bob Johnson: Define ‘people’.

Alan Stewart Fraser: Such victims. This gets funnier by the moment.

Donkey Bob Johnson: Define ‘gets’.

Donkey Bob Johnson: Is very susceptible to pointless absurdity in direct proportion to the amount of sleep deprivation she’s experiencing. just sayin’…

Alan Stewart Fraser: SaveMe, You said you would commit suicide as a result of it. Promises, promises.

SaveMe Oh:  If you were following the real artists you would know I commited more or less weekly a suicide.

Alan Stewart Fraser: I don’t follow anyone. I’ll leave that to you and your chipmunks.

Then a complete surprised visitor enters the circus and screams to SaveMe:

Aneli Abeyante: Only you,surréaliste

Does She Bomb Innocent Children In The Middle East?

In an attempt to hear something else than the endless rants of SaveMe Oh I proudly present the guest blogger of the month Larkworthy Antfarm to you all.

Derender is a marvelous tool; however you get no drama if used too often, and all I see on SL is drama, hysteria and poutrage over Save Me Oh’s every action. Why? Does she harm anyone’s computer? Spread a virus or malware? Does she bomb innocent children in the Middle East? Steal old ladies’ retirement pensions? Does she exploit workers? Practice religious bigotry, misogyny, racism, or class warfare? No. She arrives like a breath of pixel life anywhere she is invited. Her very presence creates buzz. The free spirits laugh and doubly enjoy the show while the pretentious artists who take themselves so seriously frown and try to put a damper on the spectacle. It is like a raucous Bruegel painting come to life.

Suggestion: If you want avatar’s to whisper in tones of reverence as if they were walking the galleries of the great masters at the Louvre, or at the very least if you want the avatars to merely yawn politely and pat you on the back for sharing your paint-by-number art that you have uploaded to SL, don’t invite Save Me to your openings. Derender her. Ban her. Run for your very dear pixel lives. But quit acting so damn self-righteous about it. Anyone knows that having Save Me come to your show brings publicity, notoriety and increased attention, so stop pretending you are so harmed by the experience. At the very least you get to play the wounded victim in your own little drama as all your friends and contacts help you lick your wounds.

You artists who work so hard to control the audience experience of your art, creating straitjackets for us, tight enclosed spaces to contain our experience need to realize that how the art is received is always going to be beyond your control. I film other people’s art in SL all the time. I am 100% certain, my vision is NEVER how the original artist saw their work. I can only filter their art through my experience of and reaction to the art.

For me, the art in SL is best experienced alone with no other avatars to detract from my interaction with the art. Or live. When the spontaneity of events, the activity is all that matters. The art becomes texture, wallpaper. Having a sim full of avatars TP into your sim, turn on their dance HUDS and go vacuum the rug in RL is not a successful event. Having drama, poutrage, laughter, silliness reminds me why we go to SL. To interact with other pixels. We need more Save Me Oh’s, not less. When my avatar in a tutu jumps up on a stage and dances as an SL musician plays, why must a sim owner threaten to eject me? When Save Me Oh shows up, smile that you get a free art spectacle. Life is short. The SL art world is small. After the party, we all clean up and do it again. Your way.

I first fell in love with Save Me Oh at the art show for Mark Linden, the former CEO of Lindenlabs. Save Me showed up in an outlandish costume and clung to Mr. Linden like a slug. He virtually ran hither and thither attempting to escape her mere presence — the most powerful man in SL able to have a real emotional response not controlled by himself. How could you not love that? For me that was the most memorable part of the show. It made him human to me. Not just an avatar. And in some ways, it was the most interesting part of the show.

M Linden and SaveMe Oh

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