The New Fucker On The Block

A good junta always succeed to put new motherfuckers on the chairs of the cowards who left in silence when they realise they contributed to a fascist regime. Solo Mornington, LaPiscean Liberty and others all left in silence to be replaced by bigger assholes with even less scruples. The ones who don’t ask questions but just pull the trigger. New stars like Secret Rage and JMB Balogh, secretly instructed by PatriciaAnne Daviau, who showed in an earlier post about LEA she is a big Donald Trump supporter.

Of course these string puppets can hold their position by frequent ass licking of the prim gluers who want to have a permanent free LEA sim like Betty Tureaud, Art Blue, Mandel Solano, Venus Adored and Medora Chevalier. They can’t have their frequent hippie parties without the help of these LEA committee dummies.

And why should an avatar be banned? Everybody can mute or derender this avatar if they don’t want to see her or her performances? The answer is that she generates such an attention that the dictatorship is losing it’s influences on the processes as they planned it. On their terms and their conditions, as they don’t want to lose the privileges granted to them by the almighty Linden.

The fact that my brother Lemondo Oh offered me his LEA sim last November for a month freaked the hell out of the LEA NSA and they apparently decided this should never happen again. I found out when my friends Jo Williams and Mario Hellstein wanted to allow me on their LEA sims as they always do (those 2 also lick LEA asses to get their yearly free LEA sim).

Jo Williams: Aloha, test something for me plz ?:)

(and she send me a TP to see if I could enter her LEA sim)(Of course the border was highly secured as PatriciaAnne Daviau listen well to her role model Donald Trump how to build high walls)

SaveMe Oh: Banned from the region still, do your best.

Jo Williams: You tried the TP?

SaveMe Oh: Yes. You have to contact the dictators again.

Jo Williams: Hmm, they removed the option to allow you 1/1/17 apparently . . I told them you were cool on lea20 last year. . still no . . i said ” Oh ”

SaveMe Oh: Kill the fascists!

Jo Williams: Not before supper.

SaveMe Oh: But in time for the last supper.

Jo Williams: Did you fuck with someone here, last year?  (in their opinion)

SaveMe Oh: They ban me from all regions as default, after simowners have to request my presence again every new round

Jo Williams: Until now ..  they have removed that option.

SaveMe Oh: When you request it directly to them?

Jo Williams: Now, yes. To the one in charge of my sim.

SaveMe Oh: Who is your boss this time?

Jo Williams: Hmm, a new one, I will check with PatriciaAnne Daviau when she comes online.

SaveMe Oh: Which new one, you coward?

Jo Williams: Haha, ooh provocative . .:))

SaveMe Oh: Are you so afraid of them? That they might take back your pathetic sim?

Jo Williams: Hehehe – i am not afraid in rl of people either haha, and take it back, they can- Mario will still have his ahah.

SaveMe Oh: Then why you are afraid to tell who is your boss this time?

Jo Williams: Wait. I am making a notecard.

SaveMe Oh: Did they request an omerta?

Jo Williams: ometra – wtf is that?

SaveMe Oh: Oath of silence

Jo Williams: Wait. I am making a notecard. O;o gawd, you’re impatient.

SaveMe Oh: Every victim is impatient.

Then the evidence arrived in a notecard:

Jo Williams: Hello, sorry to interrupt, but can you arrange for SaveMe Oh to be allowed on LEA20 please 🙂 thank you

JMB Balogh: No sorry, she is permanently banned from LEA sims.

Jo Williams: Who has the authority?:) Last year the ban was lifted . . the blog said ”on request” ?:)

JMB Balogh: No the ban has not been lifted.

Jo Williams: Last year she was permitted onto LEA 20

JMB Balogh: I’m sorry Jo but as of January 1st 2017 she is permabanned on all LEA sims. No exceptions.

Jo Williams: Oh!

Time for a visit to some of the LEA sims to wish the LEA lickers a prim glueing 2017 with lots of happy ass licking.

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With Venus Adored

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With Art Blue

Art Blue: Hello. What I read here is posted without knowing the facts. Every LEA  grant holder can unban SaveMe Oh. Also a fact is which I have proof on many occasions that SaveMe Oh as soon as she is unbanned comes to this sim on Grand Openings and takes over the planned performances to make them to her own. SaveMe Oh calls it to contribute, but you can see this just a SPAMing with her particles and then she blogs it how long it took until she gots ejected

PatriciaAnne Daviau: Yes the committee has made the decision to perma ban SaveMe Oh from all LEA regions effective 1/1/2017.

Art Blue: I need glasses obviously SaveMe Oh did another step forward to get this now

PatriciaAnne Daviau: Just as JM stated

Cupido Oh: No, Art, you did a step forward in your support of a dictatorship

PatriciaAnne Daviau: and for the record I do not support Trump nor will I ever support him

 

SaveMe vs Goliath

Although my brother Lemonodo was waisting his time in a gay club instead of taking care of his LEA sim he didn’t escape me when I called him for duty.

He only forgot to dress up when I TP-ed him or…..?

Better not ask.

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SaveMe Oh: Why you don’t change the name of your LEA24 sim into “SaveMe and LEA”? Would be much better than David en Goliath.

The real fight is between small me and the big dictatorship of LEA. We don’t need metaphors

Lemonodo Oh: I don’t see any comparison. LEA is nothing, you are something.

SaveMe Oh: I know myself, but for the drama it is the fight between me and them.

Lemonodo Oh: But i see what u r getting at now, it is much the same as u say.

SaveMe Oh: They decide what is good for us and who are the chosen ones. So let me make a statement and let me occupy this place. You don’t have a clue anyway what to do with the sim. Growing virtual grass!

Lemonodo Oh: I’m not enough of an art admin to figure this out on my own and feel a little like don quixote tilting at windmills over this but publish this conversation and let’s see where it goes.

SaveMe Oh: You could give me building rights and then we see what happens. : I am not going to stir things up without any power, then I am the Don Quichotte

Lemonodo Oh: I got into trouble last time, not a lot, and i did ask the committee before doing anything, but definitely some, so i’ll raise it as before — my intent is simple and clear enough and achieved to the extent i can — there is one sculpture missing and goliath is still under development, but time is short. So i’ll see — they didn’t seem to mind thinking it over before

SaveMe Oh: What can happen to you? A few pissed off avi’s?

Lemonodo Oh: I had one

SaveMe Oh: And did you suffer much?

Lemonodo Oh: The committee got its discussion. As far as i can see on the whole they were happy. I suffered at the hands of the one unhappy person.Seems to be a very difficult person to please and maybe a person incognizant of artistic movements as they exist overall, which is what your work seems to observe more than most, that is how i came to feel about it.

SaveMe Oh: Thats why I need help to make this visable

Lemonodo Oh: uh yeah, well-made case you present so i will take it to the committee as before.

SaveMe Oh: This time would be nice if you would do it in secret, without telling them. Risking to be kicked out

Lemonodo Oh: 🙂 i feel bad about that to be honest but i think your argument, your case is fine

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I would take advantage off you but for the good cause

Lemonodo Oh: i have not a stitch on–this is great

SaveMe Oh: LEA is ruled by a few selfaclaimed judges who have free sims all their virtual life

Lemonodo Oh: True

SaveMe Oh: What gives them that right? What they did? Are they elected? Why others have to pay 300 dollar for a sim?

Lemonodo Oh: I wouldn’t begin to pay 300

SaveMe Oh: I think its great Linden offers this but it should not be run by a bunch of dictators. I dont want it for myself, I dont need sims.

Lemonodo Oh: How should new artists in residence be chosen?

SaveMe Oh: I think they should elect the committee

Lemonodo Oh: Oligarchic choice might not be the best way

SaveMe Oh: For a certain period. The committee itself could change that.

Lemonodo Oh: Much as second pride festival elects a board every year? That makes sense

SaveMe Oh: Yes, now this committee is deciding everything already for years. Some people always get for certain a sim if needed and I guess they dont have to apply but……nobody is also showing what people ask when they apply so we never will know.

And another question is, why they can decide to ban me or others? On what grounds? Are they judges?

Lemonodo Oh: I think thyey might be a jury, yes.

SaveMe Oh: And why they are in a jury and I am not?

Lemonodo Oh: That the air grant program is juried that is a fair question.

SaveMe Oh: And why they decide about you and not the other way around? Do they have qualifications?

Lemonodo Oh: Often juries are chosen by owners of a venue, such as a festival. Usually qualifications are “found”

SaveMe Oh: Here it is someone who has a Linden connection and after he or she installed some friends. With mighty power.

Lemonodo Oh: Something like that, usually some connection to the arts is found.

SaveMe Oh: JayJay, no connection to art found!  Solo , no connection to art found!  Secret Rage, no connection to art found!  Patricia, no connection to art found!

Lemonodo Oh: And here i am relying on one liason and a committee majority to do the right thing

SaveMe Oh: Yes, family or the committee? An exiting life or a dull one.

Lemonodo Oh: Rather simple the way you put it, as it should be

SaveMe Oh: Yes, thats why I am never so much afraid about the consequences. It’s simple,   good against bad. And am I wrong that you prefer to spent your time on other spots, regarding your appearance?

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Lemonodo Oh: I came in-world at home is all and felt it best not to cover up. I put in the request to the committee and let them have a look at it. You’ve made a super case

SaveMe Oh: Pity you rely on the committee instead on me

Lemonodo Oh: What more could you possibly do without running a foul of the understanding they might encourage me to have? And it is a pity i can’t do more right here right now, i do feel bad about that

SaveMe Oh: You could add me to the builders group and look the other way.

Lemonodo Oh: I did before and did get into trouble with one committee member or favourite. I felt bad about the trouble. It was nothing i could undo

SaveMe Oh: Pity you let your own feelings weight more heavy than a good cause.

Lemonodo Oh: I thought it was such a great idea, apparently they did not think so

SaveMe Oh: You think freedom is won by discussions with the committee? Dictatorships never end by talking with them. They can be killed though by brave people who dare to risk their virtual neck.

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Lemonodo Oh: I better put some pants on, I did reach one of the authorities.

A good point you make — let’s see how unhappy they can get right this instant

SaveMe Oh: So which one gave you trouble the last time, the one who is gone now? Or Secret Rage?

Lemonodo Oh: We’re gonna do it. Let me give you a two-week clock.

SaveMe Oh: Give me November. First finish your project. We do a big party here next week : and after that I take over for a month. In december you choose somebody else.

Lemonodo Oh: Ok, let’s do that.

SaveMe Oh: deal

Lemonodo Oh: Be darn careful of the neighbors… careful with content since the owners of the game are apparently the ones who come up with the resources… i think that covers what drives the committee

SaveMe Oh: I build without fear and accept the consequences.

Cowardly Act Of War On LEA By Barbarian SaveMe Oh Alt

Solo Mornington today condemned the LEA attacks as a ‘cowardly act of war carried out by a barbarian SaveMe Oh alt’.

Addressing the LEA inhabitants just hours after an SaveMe Oh alt invaded for 2 minutes The City, a work by Betty Tureaud, at LEA 27. The SaveMe Oh alt took 5 disgusting pictures of an attached burning Syrian city in the clean and abstract nothing of Betty Tureaud.  Mr. Mornington said the invasion had been organised and planned from abroad.

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Three days of LEA mourning will take place, Mr. Mornington confirmed. And he immediately banned SaveMe Oh again from all LEA sims.

In a special Drax Files and simultanois podcasted on the Drax Files Radio Hour he address to the virtual nation, Mr Mornington said the attacks were “committed by a terrorist army, the SaveMe Minions group, an activist army, against LEA, against the values that we defend everywhere in the virtual world, against what we are: a free art community that means something to the whole planet”.

He added that LEA “will be merciless toward the barbarians of SaveMe Oh followers”, and “will act by all means anywhere, inside or outside the virtual world”.

Mr Mornington said the LEA army and security forces were mobilised “at the highest possible level” and insisted LEA would “triumph over barbarity”.

“What we are defending is our sandbox, but more than that, it is our values,” he said.

Breaking News 1

Cleaning Out Your Inventory Has Become Art

More and more you see the art scene of SL running out of ideas. Everywhere you see rebuilding of the same and more of the same or you see artists like Gracie Kendal who can’t come up with anything else then cleaning out their inventory and lick the asses of the LEA Dictatorship to get a sim for it to do so, so they can stay in a permanent occupation of LEA space like Cica Ghost and Eupalinos Ugajin also do. Now luckily Eupa uses it, as well as Vaneeesa Bylock, as a trick to allow others who don’t come up with a ridiculous LEA Grant plan to use the space for good interaction events but so not Narcissus Gracie Kendal.

Now when Ervare Farroretre and I took the freedom to use the empty space to come up with something really interactive Misses Housekeeper came immediately to clean us out.

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Gracie Kendal: Hiya

Gracie Kendal: Oops I forgot to turn off object entry and build 😛

Gracie Kendal: Can you guys remove the signs please? 😛

Gracie Kendal: ㋡

Ervare Farroretre: no deal for me as wait for hours now, but will you grant me to stay?

Gracie Kendal: Of course you can stay ㋡

Art Blue: Same for me. Promise?

Gracie Kendal: LOL well it depends on what you do

Art Blue: hm …. I think I can quote you already

Gracie Kendal: LOL

Gracie Kendal: Just an fyi I am returning anything that isn’t mine ㋡

Ervare Farroretre: ((you may return my stuff as I don’t find it so easy))

SaveMe Oh: I am returning you if you don’t watch out

SaveMe Oh: In that case we have to take other measures

SaveMe Oh: it’s clear again we are dealing with an egocentric artist who wants all the canvas for herself

SaveMe Oh: because she kissed some LEA asses

SaveMe Oh: Now what you think will interest people more, our interaction or you clearing out your shit?

Ervare Farroretre: for me Gracie is a cloud

Gracie Kendal: You know, SaveMe you don’t know anything about me. Not every artist is egocentric or kisses peoples asses. Quit being a troll.

SaveMe Oh: then you are lucky

Ervare Farroretre: she might have too much in her hands

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You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

Teleport completed from LEA16 (1,1,67)

Hangman’s Lament

Solo Mornington: so SaveMe is a commodity?

Dancoyote Antonelli: I thought just a troll?

Dancoyote Antonelli: a sociopath posing as an artist…

Dancoyote Antonelli: ban the bullies

Dancoyote Antonelli: Ban no one who isn’t hurting others!

Dancoyote Antonelli: but she’s muted!

Dancoyote Antonelli: bwaaaaaaaahhhhh

Dancoyote Antonelli: I wonder why!

Dancoyote Antonelli: I wanted to come and be at the party

Dancoyote Antonelli: protesting you being mean to everyone

Dancoyote Antonelli: about defending the rights of an ASSHOLE

Dancoyote Antonelli: of a poser

Dancoyote Antonelli: of a sociopath posing as an artist

Dancoyote Antonelli: I didn’t ban anyone

Dancoyote Antonelli: I wasn’t there

Solo Mornington: DC’s a lover not a banner

Dancoyote Antonelli: I don’t know the details

Dancoyote Antonelli: if you attack other people it’s not art

Dancoyote Antonelli: I don’t speak for anyone but me

Solo Mornington: why do you think that someone who has lied about me, compared me to Hitler, and generally started a bunch of shit around me would get the benefit of the doubt?

Dancoyote Antonelli: now I wanna be your dog!

Solo Mornington: her attacks against me *are* about me.

Dancoyote Antonelli: if you attack people with your art it is not art but assault

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is violence

Solo Mornington: we’re volunteers you know.

Solo Mornington: assault and abuse of *people*.

Dancoyote Antonelli: abuse is not art

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is violence

Dancoyote Antonelli: if you attacked someone with your art in RL you would go to jail

Dancoyote Antonelli: I am not going to shut up

Dancoyote Antonelli: stop with your illusion of censorship

Dancoyote Antonelli: nobody hear is censoring you

Dancoyote Antonelli: we are interacting

Dancoyote Antonelli: nobody here as privilege

Dancoyote Antonelli: I don’t have any power other than my free speech

Dancoyote Antonelli: just like you

Dancoyote Antonelli: and if I violated TOS

Dancoyote Antonelli: I would get banned too

Dancoyote Antonelli: her act is about hate

Dancoyote Antonelli: she hates

Dancoyote Antonelli: that is what she does

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is her art

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is cyber bullying

Solo Mornington: if it is, it’s bad art.

Dancoyote Antonelli: what about abuse of people

Dancoyote Antonelli: what about abusing other people with your art?

Solo Mornington: SaveMe was abusive here, so she’s banned. That’s all there is to it.

Dancoyote Antonelli: art that abuses others is not art

Dancoyote Antonelli: it is violence

Dancoyote Antonelli: posing as art

Dancoyote Antonelli: using art as an excuse to hate

Dancoyote Antonelli: who has been abusing people and stalking people for years

Dancoyote Antonelli: for years

Dancoyote Antonelli: on facebook

Dancoyote Antonelli: in SL

Dancoyote Antonelli: a stalker

Dancoyote Antonelli: an abuser

Dancoyote Antonelli: a stalker and serial abuser

Dancoyote Antonelli: her acolytes don’t know the real story

Dancoyote Antonelli: they aren’t let in on the real activity

Dancoyote Antonelli: in RL there are police

Dancoyote Antonelli: and there is rule of law

Dancoyote Antonelli: in this space

Dancoyote Antonelli: there is only personal honor and compassion

Dancoyote Antonelli: TOS

Dancoyote Antonelli: a stalker

Dancoyote Antonelli: and a serial attacker

Poisoned By A Pirats Spy

As Newbab Zsigmond and Merlina Rokocoko were too afraid to appear on their own official opening party in the LEA sim that they begged together, they send their spy Floose Serenity to spy on us. And when she realised this was the best PIRATS party ever Newbab and Merlina ordered her to fuck up our chatlog to make us look like pigs. This is what she did, but thank god I know my readers are much smarter than fall for this kind of cheap tricks. I am sure they will laugh out loud about this sad atempt of putting me and my friends looking bad. We really didn’t say this. Word of honour!

Cat Shilova: piss on me maybe?

Cat Shilova: personnally, I dont fuck without somebody piss on me, btw

Rose.Borchovski: piss full on Save is really fun

Znort Gant: (making a piggy sound)

Rose.Borchovski: but piss two nights on a row?

SaveMe Oh: you are allowed to flush it away darling

Cat Shilova: i heard about once a month….

Rose.Borchovski: will give me an septic attack

ush Underwood: rose ,, you dislike septic attack?

Rose.Borchovski: seriously, I have problems, I get flushed, I guess

SaveMe Oh: ask ush her plunger

SaveMe Oh: or use a very old vacuumcleaner

Apmel Goosson: My balls

Rose.Borchovski: I though you were joking but they melted igors balls aswell

Apmel Goosson: if you are all nude I can´t see it yet

SaveMe Oh: all the pee works of the past

Kikas Babenco: apmel the orgy is over

SaveMe Oh: we just dressed again

Kikas Babenco: we are just plunging now

Apmel Goosson: oh shit..my bad luck!

Cat Shilova: yes, we were more than 50 gangbanging

Quan Lavender: hehe, Apmel you missed the best

Quan Lavender: where to fuck and shout?

SaveMe Oh: Newbab denied to offer his official opening

Quan Lavender: Oh Ush, can I use your official opening instead?

Cat Shilova: I piss on all logic

ush Underwood: Quan I see a moving penis

SaveMe Oh: ofcourse

ush Underwood: piss on marma and kikas

Apmel Goosson: don´t pee on kikas

Quan Lavender: Is this your official opening?

Quan Lavender: I say it the German way fotze

Marmaduke Arado: Znort is still znorting on your fotze

SaveMe Oh: did you already cleaned your dick Ampel?

Cat Shilova: lol Marma lul

Marmaduke Arado: znort away Znort!

SaveMe Oh: for the preservatives festivities

Apmel Goosson: they can do more pissing anyway

Cat Shilova: yes, different kind of

ush Underwood: i hear an official silence

Apmel Goosson: what are those yellow sperms?

Cat Shilova: well, exactly yellow sperms

DJHaraway: but the sperms are swimming backwards

Apmel Goosson: dumb sperms

DJHaraway: bad seed

Znort Gant: i am really amazed

SaveMe Oh: you should be znort

Apmel Goosson: somebody fucked me

SaveMe Oh: not in your wallet we hope

Znort Gant: fuck you low quality avatar saveme

SaveMe Oh: later znort

Znort Gant: fuck you

SaveMe Oh: but you have to take your own kleenex

Cat Shilova: a large and interesting vocabulary

Cat Shilova: about 5 words, congrats!

ush Underwood: catch a fucking star

Znort Gant: fuck you

Cat Shilova: this is fucking amusing

Apmel Goosson: ¨musefucking!

Marmaduke Arado: i’m glad there are no znorting stars

SaveMe Oh: I am thinking of pissing him

Cat Shilova: you great soul, Save

SaveMe Oh: Rose loves pissies

Znort Gant: who know you?

Rose.Borchovski: is znort still znorting

Quan Lavender: yes Znort feel free to open up and stay there

Cat Shilova: thats too much for one person

Apmel Goosson: I have ..oops almost forgot my manners

ush Underwood: I try to handle it

SaveMe Oh: A  znort fits nice because the inside is bigger than the outside

ush Underwood: true saveme .. its inside bigger than outside

SaveMe Oh: yes, and znort is outside bigger than the inside

ush Underwood: you learn fast

Apmel Goosson: sounds like mine ush:)

SaveMe Oh: powderpuff

ush Underwood: apmel calls all his balls PIGS

Apmel Goosson: my pigs..oh ush..I get horny when you talk like that

ush Underwood: Eupalinos is fucking the pigs

Apmel Goosson: wash your mouth with soap ush

Rose.Borchovski: I could have guessed Namor is a friend of ampel

Namor Xue: acci…what a balls

Apmel Goosson: did you all noticed I have a tail in the front tonight..with pearls

Rose.Borchovski: oh jecky yess

Apmel Goosson: some ppl can´t tell the difference from right and left..and save not from front and behind

ush Underwood: apmel .. you dont have a red balloon

Apmel Goosson: red ballons are for women ush

ush Underwood: ah

ush Underwood: what a man .. apmel .. he never has red balloons

Rose.Borchovski: Iono?

Rose.Borchovski: Iono, sleep with me later xxx

Iono Allen: tonight Rose?

Quan Lavender: it was not worth the relog

Apmel Goosson: sure it was Quan..for us:)

Quan Lavender: haha, awwww Apmel, you are so charming

ush Underwood: kikas your coco is amazing

Apmel Goosson: maybe you can catch him in bed kandi

Kandinsky Beaumont: i forgot my latex outfit… damn

SaveMe Oh: try make one out of Znort

Cat Shilova: its funny to see Znort transformed in a latex suit!

Apmel Goosson: i´ll puke

Apmel Goosson: omg save peed on me

SaveMe Oh: I piss on ampel

Cat Shilova: oh no, she is pissing again!!

Apmel Goosson: please I´m not into wet sex

Quan Lavender: Apmel step back

SaveMe Oh: only way to get him wet

DJHaraway: I’ll get a mop and bucket

Cat Shilova: dont worry, Znort will clean

SaveMe Oh: he will lick it, so filthy

Quan Lavender: was the leather from a Pirat?

SaveMe Oh: Ampel, are you in the shit now?

Apmel Goosson: you are starting to scare me now save!!

Apmel Goosson: don´t get my balloons dirty

DJHaraway: I guess that’s not a donut then?

DJHaraway: Ampel means “Star”?

Cat Shilova: LOL LUL

Apmel Goosson: Somebody already get stucked in my star

Cat Shilova: LOL LUL

Cat Shilova: he is a star worshipper!!

Kandinsky Beaumont: I thought I could get away from this star shit in here

SaveMe Oh: Kandi stand in the shit too

Apmel Goosson: :))..two times in two days you have been funny now Save

SaveMe Oh: stay close

Quan Lavender: she is royal flusher deep in her heart

Apmel Goosson: let´s puke together klandi,, your place or mine?

Kikas Babenco: I’m a bit confused…

ush Underwood: pissing sells

Apmel Goosson: like I said Kandi let´s go and puke somewhere

ush Underwood: kandi ,, save your money .. one day you can afford one or his cannons and shoot with it yourself

DJHaraway: lol lul

Luce Laval: kikas send me the toilet please :-)))

Luce Laval: pissellissima :-))

Quan Lavender: Ampel has the official opening!

Apmel Goosson: Pirats are pissing in my opening

SaveMe Oh: the one with the holes?

Cat Shilova: yes, Save

Cat Shilova: that was a great opening

Cat Shilova: we are flushed

Luce Laval: Save this is a big plunger for us

Luce Laval: yes i know but this is a weapon

SaveMe Oh: this must be the longest Pirats opening ever

Kikas Babenco: when is the next opening?

Apmel Goosson: my openings gets damaged from all this partying at nights

SaveMe Oh: you all did very well concerning your age

Sololul Mornington: howdy. 🙂

SaveMe Oh: hi sololul

SaveMe Oh: how is your opening after a pirat?

Sololul Mornington: very psychedelic:-)

SaveMe Oh: are you solo or did you also took your wife?

Peraldi Allen: Illegal opening

Peraldi Allen: His ass doesn’t concern Pirats

Peraldi Allen: Good evening Madam Oh

Peraldi Allen: U can call me Mrs Allen if u want ?

SaveMe Oh: I call you peristaltic if you dont mind

SaveMe Oh: easier when throwing up

Apmel Goosson: I preferred shit to these little monsters

Peraldi Allen: u don’t have any right to use a Pirats ass for your private party, you are not welcome in there

DJHaraway: too much anal stimulation

Solo Mornington: so was there supposed to be an official opening here now?

SaveMe Oh: its open, solo

SaveMe Oh: official

Solo Mornington: not yours. 🙂

Kikas Babenco: no, we are just talking…

Solo Mornington: ah ok.

Kikas Babenco: about this great pee party!

Solo Mornington: so I can just enjoy the shit show.

SaveMe Oh: you can enjoy always solo

Solo Mornington: well there are plenty of ways to enjoy things.

Kikas Babenco: so romantic now!

SaveMe Oh: and sweet

Kikas Babenco: and peaceful

Solo Mornington: we’re inside and undercover.

DJHaraway: yes Sololul 🙂

Apmel Goosson: I´m inside again

SaveMe Oh: Im inside Ampels again

Apmel Goosson: THAT EXPLAINS IT!!

DJHaraway: Save I hope you are filming today

Kikas Babenco: that’s dangerous save me!

SaveMe Oh: Piratsporn filmed and LEASLAVES

DJHaraway: oh great

Kikas Babenco: hope the got my best angle…

Apmel Goosson: DID THEY FILM ME IN THE SHIT!!??

SaveMe Oh: yes

SaveMe Oh: and your remarks about stars and openings

Apmel Goosson: I will be executed

DJHaraway: we will all testicle in your defense Apmel don’t worry

Apmel Goosson: hehe

Apmel Goosson: as long as they filmed my pearled tail I will die happy

claudia222 Jewell: looks like you have a thing trough your butt?

Solo Mornington: I do. 🙂

DJHaraway: Kikas how do I stop fucking?

DJHaraway: I tried /99stop

Kikas Babenco: Just push Znort

Marmaduke Arado: ciao Znort

I REPEAT, WE DIDN’T SAY A WORD OF THIS. ALL WAS TWISTED BY THE SICK MIND OF A PIRAT SPY.

We Wish To Thank…And Go On

After a year of incredible work for the LEA organization the Linden and I would like to offer our sincere thanks and deeply gratitude to the people who made LEA to a huge success before we will turn into the elections of a new staff for this year.

The elections for the new board of CEO’s for LEA will take place on 23 February, which happens to be coincidental also the fifth rezday of your president SaveMe Oh.

All new nominees are requested to send their appliances for a chair in the new board of LEA to your president SaveMe Oh so she can organize a fair election. But before we will enter in this new exiting phase we would like to honor the members of the LEA committee who did such a great job in 2011.

Bryn Oh, although you are the poorest rat of the OH family and you are known as the producer of art on which you fall asleep the quickest, we forgive you your crossover of Harry Potter and The Hobbit as your dedicated your time to set up nice LEA events. To thank you for your efforts I will see if the OH family can arrange you a new SIM if you promise to quit the use of steampunk gearwheels and Muppet sheep.

DanCoyote Antonelli, thank you for using LEA completely for your own purposes as always and you never failing attempts to consume space and prims for your megalomania hyperformalistic bullshit that is never fun to get lost in

Dekka Raymaker, thank you for being the best knitting expert of all SL

JayJay Zifanwe, thank you for being the master in bigger than big with a content of zero and your ability to be everybody’s friend without burning your fingers ever

L1Aura Loire, thank you for having the most gorgeous ass of all SL so at least we have something to look at during another boring event

Sasun Steinbeck, who the hell is Sasun Steinbeck?? We thank Him? Her? It? for nothing special but the name on the committee list is an achievement in itself

Solo Mornington, clone of Jayjay Zifanwe who tries to rule with gloves on, so you won’t see the scars after you have been hit by him

Werner Kurosawa, master of Mikado art and maker of the most useless spaces in SL, who in heavens name needs your roofs???

Now you want to be in this year’s LEA committee??? Then send your application form to SaveMe Oh which must include the following:

How much people can you eject during an running event that you are also hosting?

Can you do the Solo Jayjay trick? (Nice on the surface, cold as ice behind the mask)

Tell us how you would lick a Linden ass the most rewarding?

Tell us how you would turn artists into artwhores the most successfully against no costs and without giving them any credits?

How much wannabe artsims can you force into the LEA kingdom?