Three Down, One To Go

Countless are my efforts to bring down the Secondlife institutions who prey on the time of desperate wannabe artists. The desperate wannabe artists who think their only opportunity to forever stardom is the acceptance of a position as a prostitute on an art sim. The sims were you have to obey the rules of the pimps of these artsims to be allowed to glue some prims together. The sims where you soon will find out that your glued together prims are of less importance than the exposure of the sim-owners on every opening or event. The openings where it is expected that the wannabe artists licks the asses of these sim-owners so they can raise high in their eternal glory. You know very well the ones who have to be licked over and over again. They are the Josina Burgesses of CARP, the Newbab Zsigmonds and Merlina Rokocokos of Pirats, the Jayjay Zifanwes of UWA and the Solo Morningtons of LEA.UWART

With great pleasure I can announce that after I wiped off CARP and Pirats from the face of the virtual earth now I have succeed to give UWA the deathblow. On the night of the 9th October it will be wiped out forever. Their fucking clock tower was the most embarrassing way UWA used to promote their brand using for free the time of idiot wannabe artists. Done with this ArtIKEA so real artist can use their time for what they are rezzed for…making art.



Now there’s only one fortress to destroy, LEA. But probably Linden Lab will release themselves from this annoyance because an ass gets irritated when daily licked by the abrasive tongue of Solo Mornington.


That She May Save You In 2014 Again

Save 2014

When I am your friend you are Saved, but few people realise that when I am your enemy you are also Saved.

Undisputed evidence shows that when I am not your friend or enemy anymore there is a dark and painful road to nowhere lying ahead of you.

When Josina Burgess was my fulltime enemy after I refused to be her virtual daughter she was busy day and night to get me banned, killed and removed wherever she could and organised large mobs of fellow combatants to fight the shared evil. Now she has gone back to RL to force people into a marriage or promotes the elderly aquarellists.

Also my beloved enemy Merlina Rokocoko, who even forced her husband Newbab Zsigmond to sent a lawyer to me because I punched her on the nose in one of my machinima’s has sank back in the deep swamp of forced labour, the everyday compulsive upload from a pic from her son Tristan.

Even my dear friends Kikas & Marmaduke seem to be blown away once in a while by my Typhoon Haiyan-like behaviour and seeking shelter in the endless peace of an open sim. Desperate they reconstruct the “good old days” of AM Radio and scream from signs: RESPECT ART and DON’T TOUCH to find out shocked there are no living creatures around to even touch anything. The hopeful rezzed crime scenes never saw a good victim. The superhero that is finally free needs his nostalgia to keep the illusion alive he is still a freedom fighter and we come to the shocking conclusion that freedom without rules gives us nothing to fight for and without fighting we are dead.

When I appear in Open Sim to meet my friends Thirza Ember, Cherry Manga or Veleda Lorakeet and take the place over in 1 second they are crying from happiness after being there alone for months.

Open sim AIRE Mille Flux celebrates his one year existing empty and if you want to release them out of their suffering you have to start from scratch by one more time inventing the wheel and copy your stuff for the 1000th time. To get you in they even offer you land of a size that reaches far behind your virtual horizon and a use of millions of prims bringing us back to the virtual stone age where people still thought online worlds are only there to glue prims together. It’s like being on an uninhabited island where you get the freedom to build unlimited sandcastles.

Slowly those blind people are back in a scene from last century, sitting on a couch all night watching television. Seeing what they choose to see but loudly complaining there is nothing interesting on the screen.

Interaction, challenge each other, surprise attacks or upgrading each other seems further away than ever and the only person who completely understood this, Ed Folger, has stopped his valuable contributions.

That’s why I will do even better my very best to Save you all again in 2014 as you all deserve me. But first I go turkey hunting with heavy firecrackers.

Smile, You Are On Candid Camera

Forced by the dictators of Secondlife as Eupalinos Ugajin, Solo Mornington, Aloisio Congrejo, Quan Lavender and Newbab Zsigmond I am forced to use a large army of alts. For example to visit LEA 20 where Eupalinos Ugajin banned almost 100 avatars to be sure the OHne and OHnly is not getting in. So better stop banning me as you definitely prefer to be fooled by SaveMe Oh herself than by a nobody of an alt. Now even her dearest friends have to suffer her practical jokes.

Junivers Chevalier: You have only this paintings?

Marmaduke Arado: For the moment yes

Junivers Chevalier: I saw on a picture somewhere this pile with much nicer images

Marmaduke Arado: It was an earlier version, i’m still working on it

Junivers Chevalier: They were for sale, but I couldnt afford it. This pile of pictures. But with better pics with Bryn Oh on them.

Marmaduke Arado: Bryn Oh or SaveMe Oh?

Junivers Chevalier: Yes, maybe SaveMe Oh. I always mix them up

Marmaduke Arado: Did you recieve anything just now? It’s the pile with the other pictures.

Marmaduke Arado: You wear it

Junivers Chevalier: Wear?

Marmaduke Arado: Yes, selected in in inventory and then wear it like if it was clothing

Junivers Chevalier: Ok I did

Junivers Chevalier: thats the one

Marmaduke Arado: You should turn off the ao

Marmaduke Arado: That’s it!

Junivers Chevalier: This one is so much better with Bryn…correction SaveMe Oh on it. Why you dont put it here?

Kikas Babenco: It’s political incorrect…

Junivers Chevalier: I thought this was an artsim

Kikas Babenco: It is

Junivers Chevalier: But a political correct artsim? What is that?

Marmaduke Arado: That question should be asked to the organizers…it’s a very complex situation.

Kikas Babenco: Art can be complex and very dramatic

Marmaduke Arado: And egos get in the way

Junivers Chevalier: When it doesnt have to be political correct its very simple, I think

Kikas Babenco: There are huge egos around…that’s why I’m wearing my cat

Marmaduke Arado: SaveMe Oh pushes the limits. Do you know her, I mean her work?

Junivers Chevalier: Is she not making those dragonflies and sheeps in the mist?

Marmaduke Arado: I don’t think so. Ah no, that’s Bryn

Marmaduke Arado: They’re arch-enemies, SaveMe and Bryn

Kikas Babenco: SaveMe is banned from here

Marmaduke Arado: Because mostly of Bryn

Junivers Chevalier: You can get banned here? Why?

Marmaduke Arado: Because some artists say “it’s either SaveMe or me”

Junivers Chevalier: And the people who say that are really artists?

Kikas Babenco: That’s a tough question

Marmaduke Arado: Bryn is considered one of SL’s top artists

Kikas Babenco: They have artists’ egos…

Marmaduke Arado: You never saw one of SaveMe’s performances?

Junivers Chevalier: No, as her alt she always put me in a drawer when she performs. Smile, you are on candid camera

Marmaduke Arado: 😀

Kikas Babenco: hahaha!


May I also use this post to ask my German friends to be more careful with sending me wrong addressed mail. First a former friend invite me to a private home where I end up in a porn scene and now Ush sends me by mistakes IM’s for another former friend.

ush Underwood: Danke für einladung

ush Underwood: Sag mal .. was ist das für ein ding in Facebook?

SaveMe Oh: Ich habe dich nicht eingeladen und das Facebook ding ist ein grosse scheise

SaveMe Oh: Quan ist eine andere dame

ush Underwood: Omg .. sorry  wrong window .. my IM was for Quan..clicked the wrong name

SaveMe Oh: I know you Germans will play together all in the end. Tell her I had nothing to do with her Facebook account, mine was also deleted

ush Underwood: Then you know more than me

SaveMe Oh: Yes I do

ush Underwood: I dont even know the facts .. why was your facebook account actually deleted?

SaveMe Oh: I dont know, I think some people start to complain about me or tell the Facebook people SaveMe Oh don’t exist’

ush Underwood: I am not even member of Facebook

SaveMe Oh: You seem to have interest by asking Quan?

ush Underwood:I wanted to hear HER opinion first

SaveMe Oh: Maybe she was also in the wrong window when she invited me to her private place, those things can happen

SaveMe Oh: but do as her, blame me for it. Mea culpa

Radioactive Thinking By Mikati Slade

Dear SaveMe,

I remember you sometimes when I am buying sushi at a supermarket and in a funny way in a connection with Solo Mornington. I have talked with Solo a few times. He is not a bad person and he said you have talent. I think you love Solo Mornington and I know you love Newbab Zsigmond too, admit that you have an interest for him. That picture you have making a “V” sign in front of a Pirats sign says all.

I was amazed with the picture when I saw it because I made almost a same composition picture without knowing it on facebook. We must be one mind.

Breaking News 2

A lot of people said your name until now. Where are you playing usually in SL? I guess you play with Ush and Marmeduke and Apmel. You are happy because you have many good friends.

I have another secret to share. I saw facebook and you were talking about Returned. I think Returned = SaveMe. Anyway I am a fan of both. So you both are great friends.

You create a lot of dramas in SL. People add their emotions to your created dramas every time. You lead them to do that on purpose? And do the touched emotions creates stories? I know that drama and stories are your speciality, your field. Do you think it is possible to exist in stories nowadays? Even in a post modern age? After modern it says history lost stories. Stories lost the power.

Everyone wish to see your art but they don’t see it when they stand in the middle of it, that’s ironical.

Now Eupalinos Ugajin is a good person. He is worried if you were punishing me. I told him you were not punishing me at all. And does Cica Ghost dislikes you? Because you always say she is Bryn Oh?

Psychedelic and Alzheimer is similar. Are you not bored with SL? You and I have the same account age. Or do you create some good drama when you get bored? You do this very well. You love SL, so you do perfect. Only your performance made me excited in SL art. Your existence is an art as I said, this is more correct maybe.

But you seem to have made a lot of people angry. So I am afraid to admire you in a public place. It is very hard to reach to your mind for regular people. Actually you have many big fans. So you succeeded. Maybe a lot of people think the same like you but cannot do anything. So they are excited to see your art.

Art is thing of the west. Japan is separated with that even though there are many artists in Japan. So I had a dream to see western art people in SL but I didn’t see it. Only you.

So I guess I would be happier if I would like art like house decoration.

Will you do something at burn2 festival, SaveMe? I am not a spy of Burn btw. I think they are hippies. California new-age spiritualism.

Hey SaveMe, where are you going?

You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected and banned by Eupalinos Ugajin.

Pirats Art Kahos Makes Quan Lavender Puke

Behind banlines on the Pirats Art Kahos sim I met Quan Lavender with a strange green expression on her face. She looked ill.

Quan Lavender: Hi, why aren’t you banned here?

SaveMe Oh: I am banned

Quan Lavender: ???

SaveMe Oh: the banline is just behind you

Quan Lavender: crazy

SaveMe Oh: yes

SaveMe Oh: I am allowed to watch, but not to enter

Quan Lavender: You can be glad, so much great art to see 😉

SaveMe Oh: You really think so? It’s one off the worst things I have seen recently

Quan Lavender: Yes, I miss a concept. Chaos does not work for me as a concept.

SaveMe Oh: I give you the PIRATS concept again. “Everything is done to make the owners Newbab and Merlina look more important” Thats their concept!

Quan Lavender: Ah noo, I don’t see that.

SaveMe Oh: And its not chaos, its controlled completely by those two

Quan Lavender: I think everyone is free to build what he wants

SaveMe Oh: I agree

Quan Lavender: You make some people more important then they are

SaveMe Oh: They do that themsleves already for a long time. And their ideas never work as they always put themselves in the middle

Quan Lavender: Sometimes ideas on art work, sometimes not. At least they do something, complaining is easy.

SaveMe Oh: Yes, you are not allowed to complain

SaveMe Oh: I am

SaveMe Oh: As I do something

Quan Lavender: I am free to say whatever I want and I do as you know

SaveMe Oh: Yes you are. But what you do? Not much.

Quan Lavender: But really, it is no fun for me to invest much energy in works that I don’t find interesting

SaveMe Oh: That I can undertstand so my advice is not to invest any energy in this.

Quan Lavender: thanks 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Unless you dare to point out an increddible bullshit. But you don’t dare those things, I know.

Quan Lavender: Oh no, there is much more worse to see

SaveMe Oh: I know, but that was not the discussion

Quan Lavender: But what to discuss here? The artists here are people whose work I like. It is just not interesting here. But on the other hand it does not harm or annoy anyone.

Quan Lavender: So what to write about? To me it is just not interesting.

Quan Lavender: And now, if you will excuse me, I jump back home, as I feel a major puke coming. Bye!

Can I Be A Quan Lavender?

With trembling knees I present my attempt to do an interview like the famous Quan Lavender.


Newbab Zsigmond: Did you take all pictures ? Can I go now?

SaveMe Oh: Only one, you are not that intersting

SaveMe Oh: Did you allready called your wife to see me?

Newbab Zsigmond: You are not so interesting

Newbab Zsigmond: When I see you after so long I think you’re the antithesis of the theory of evolution.

SaveMe Oh: I was exactly thinking the same when you added here your first prim again

SaveMe Oh: with that old Pirats texture

SaveMe Oh: I thought…after all that time…

Newbab Zsigmond: Maybe, but I don’t say I’m creative

SaveMe Oh: seems the brand is still more important than the art

SaveMe Oh: but lets wait what all those months of abscence did to you

SaveMe Oh: Did you miss me?

Newbab Zsigmond: No, not really

SaveMe Oh: did you miss SL?

Newbab Zsigmond: No

SaveMe Oh: Why you came back?

Newbab Zsigmond: To do an Art Kahos

SaveMe Oh: And what is Art Kahos?

Newbab Zsigmond: You lost memory

SaveMe Oh: No, but I never understood the difference between all the things you did, It looks all the same to me. So what is Art Kahos?

Newbab Zsigmond: I’m not responsible of your misunderstanding.

SaveMe Oh: So can you explain it to me?

Newbab Zsigmond: No I don’t want

SaveMe Oh: Let me ask it in an other way, what are your plans here?

Newbab Zsigmond: Art Kahos 2013

SaveMe Oh: meaning??? You invite people? You rebuild your bunker? You going to present watercolors of Merlina??? What is Art Kahos 2013?

SaveMe Oh: I guess you won’t invite me to participate in one way or another?

Newbab Zsigmond: Invite you? Why? You’re always where we are…

SaveMe Oh: Most of the time you take care I am not where you are…

Newbab Zsigmond: You’re right next to me I think, no?

SaveMe Oh: Yes, but will I still be able to be here in…lets say 2 weeks? Or are you already calling Solo Mornington again?

Newbab Zsigmond: This time I’m Estate Manager, so I can do it myself

SaveMe Oh: Dangerous times

Newbab Zsigmond: Noooo, SL isn’t dangerous 😉

SaveMe Oh: Are you intending to let me be a free person this time?

Newbab Zsigmond: You have always been free, but we also have this right

SaveMe Oh: you also have been free always, you only felt the need to restrict others

SaveMe Oh: Is that changed now?

Newbab Zsigmond: What does not change is that we will again allow you to be a little creative.

SaveMe Oh: A little, thats already something. And you are ofcourse the perfect judge on the meaning of LITTLE?

Newbab Zsigmond: Noooo I don’t 😉 I just listen what they think of you since Pirats left SL. It seems that you have been very boring.

Newbab Zsigmond: And if I judge your haste to come to me tonight, I think that you need material.

Newbab Zsigmond: So, Welcome back SaveMe 😉

SaveMe Oh: You won’t believe it, but it was pure a coincidence

Newbab Zsigmond: I love your humor!

SaveMe Oh: OMG, he loves me.

SaveMe Oh: a little… ofcourse

Newbab Zsigmond: I love only when you try to believe what you say 😉

SaveMe Oh: I was in LEA23, the sim Rose had until last week, where by coincidence I ran into Solo Mornington with his new protege. Then I went over to the sim of Cica Ghost, the only one who didn’t have to give up her sim to somebody else because she is Bryn Oh and then I saw you in my radar as you are next to her sim. Now lets see if you also believe what I believe myself.


Newbab Zsigmond: You feel the need to justify yourself? You lost your trust in yourself.

SaveMe Oh: No, I love to explain to get things clear.

SaveMe Oh: Now do you want to ask me to do the opening show here for you?

Newbab Zsigmond: I’m not very interrested in your explanation in fact.

Newbab Zsigmond: No thank you, I think we will do it. But your proposal is very nice

SaveMe Oh: Well you have my number, and I know where is LEA12

SaveMe Oh: for sure it will be great.

Newbab Zsigmond: Yes I have your number, but my phone crash each time I try to call you. I don’t know why….

SaveMe Oh: How lucky for you that you found me here

Newbab Zsigmond: Sure! We were able to exchange words so deep

SaveMe Oh: May I thank you for the interview?

Newbab Zsigmond: This is for me to thank you for all you do to promote Pirats.

SaveMe Oh: You are welcome, it’s my pleasure.



Newbab Zsigmond: I leave you, you still have work to format it all on your blog before you go to bed.

SaveMe Oh: its ready

Newbab Zsigmond: Ah yes sorry, it’s true, you no longer had much work before our return.

SaveMe Oh: you prefer your own name or your sl name?

Newbab Zsigmond: It’s the same for me.

SaveMe Oh: I prefer your SL one, otherwise nobody has the slightest idea

Newbab Zsigmond: As you like, you’re free

SaveMe Oh: thank you for reminding me of that

SaveMe Oh: did it hurt to say that?

Love Is A Battlefield

The ones who love me most run away the fastest!

After Josina Burgess made me an orfan CARP was dead in a year. When Wirxli Flimflam came too close his suicide was not a surprise. When Igor Ballyhoo betrayed me with Flora Nordenskiold no trace of him was found anymore and she is in a institution somewhere picking up writing as a therapy again after a severe nervous breakdown. When DanCoyote Antonelli was trying to prove he was sooooo smart I kicked him out of the LEA board and Solo Mornington is just alive as we have to keep in practice how to deal with these kind of idiots. And now we are standing at the graves of poor Pirats who not so long ago wanted to send a lawyer to me because I made fun of them in an innocent machinima.

Now these guys kill themselves, but not before they want to get the credits for all the good work they have done. They banned and they were the greatest ones in putting frames around screensaver art. They were also the megalomaniac builders who always found their own buildings more important than the artists who had to exhibit in it and they never could resist to make themselves as hosts more important than their protégés. When you try to help them out to make their openings real performance events they could do nothing else then to find as quick as possible the ban, eject and kill button, and went crying to the bosses of LINDEN or LEA…but….I already miss them. (grabbing a Kleenex).

We announce the cessation of PiRats exhibitions on Second Life.

We thank all the artists for their work has enabled the group to be a fabulous network of artists, permitting the art to spread across borders and cultures.

We also thank all the visitors, who through their loyalty, have permitted artists, during these four years, to share their work, their messages, their sensitivities.

PiRats does not disappear. We will have the opportunity to meet during off projects, where art will always at first place.

Good luck to all.

The Who Call Who Adolf Game

I did not call Aruba Decuir Hitler.

I did not call Merlina Rokocoko Hitler.

I did not call Newbab Zsigmond Hitler.

I did not call Solo Mornington Hitler.

That all these people try to play Godwin’s law on me because they can’t win the discussion as they are run out of arguments isn’t my mistake.

When you rule a sim as a dictator, when you have art police walking around in black suits with a bandage around their arms with a Pirats sign in red and white or when you play the Hitler card yourself, don’t blame me for it. A better way to deal with these things would be to say: “Hey, SaveMe, maybe you are right about some things!”

Am I now going to complain about the people who compared me with Hitler like Elodie Footman? No, it’s her freedom of expression.

Do I like it? No, as what I hate the most in the world are fascists.


Read more about it in the movie The banning of SaveMe Oh from Larkworthy Antfarm, in the comment section on YouTube

Side Effects Of Banning SaveMe Oh To Watch For

Banning is strong medicine. As with any strong medicine, potentially harmful side effects may occur. SaveMe Oh is more susceptible than others to side effects.

Some side effects to watch for:

Lying, sneaking, deceit, blaming others. SaveMe Oh might eventually learn to avoid getting caught.

Lack of responsibility. Solo Mornington, DanCoyote Antonelli, Georg Janick, Newbab Zsigmond, Merlina Rokocoko, Flora Nordenskiold, Jayjay Zifanwe and Josina Burgess sometimes try to teach SaveMe Oh to be responsible for her behavior by serving the ban. Being responsible for your behavior means making things right, not serving a ban.

Don’t trust sim and gallery owners. When SaveMe Oh is not sure she did the right thing, she will normally come to sim and gallery owners for advice, unless she fear she will be banned.

See authority figures as adversaries. Banning tends to make adversaries of authority figures. SaveMe does not readily learn healthy values from adversaries.

Lack of empathy, remorse, or guilt. Banning does not teach SaveMe Oh empathy, which is necessary for remorse and guilt. Moreover, it tends to relieve guilt.

Resentment and anger. SaveMe Oh often feel hurt and misunderstood when she has been banned and become resentful and angry.

Retaliation and aggression. SaveMe Oh learns by watching us. When we ban, she sometimes learn to hurt others when she feels hurt in some way.

Rebellion. Traditional banning involves power and control. SaveMe Oh tends to rebel against power and attempts to control her.

Emotional problems. When SaveMe Oh gets angry and misbehaves, she sometimes believes that she is being banned for being angry rather than for misbehaving. When SaveMe Oh believes that being angry is wrong, she feels that she deserves to be banned. Then her misbehavior does not feel wrong.

Poor self-image. SaveMe Oh tend to see herself through the eyes of others.  Knowing that Solo Mornington, DanCoyote Antonelli, Georg Janick, Newbab Zsigmond, Merlina Rokocoko, Flora Nordenskiold, Jayjay Zifanwe and Josina Burgess think she deserves to be banned can be very damaging.

Loss of confidence and motivation. SaveMe Oh who is banned sometimes feels she can’t do anything right and don’t try.

Impulsive behavior.

When sim and gallery owners teach SaveMe Oh to behave to avoid banning, SaveMe Oh sometimes believes that the only reason to behave is to avoid banning. SaveMe loses sight of other reasons to behave well, such as the approval of her future wife Rose Borchovski, having minions and acolytes who like and trust her, being safe and healthy, or getting an education. In situations where SaveMe Oh cannot get caught or banned, she has only her impulses to guide her.

These are the very behaviors presented by SaveMe Oh. Why would we resort to a strategy that may make her behavior worse? It is not necessary to ban her for every time she misbehaves, and it is rarely necessary to ban her at all. It is often necessary to teach SaveMe Oh. Better use strategies to teach SaveMe Oh about feelings, values, and responsibility.