You Suck Hun!

SaveMe Oh: Ah Roxy is also there.

Iono Allen: Yes I am thrown in the sky.  I made a flight in the air, thx to Roxy I suppose…
This avatar is hell, and absolutly not polite. She thinks she is a god.

 

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SaveMe Oh: Hey darling, are you orbitting people again?

Roxy Gellar: When I sit on this you cant do shit

SaveMe Oh: You are a sitting shit already so no need

Roxy Gellar: I love when you’re a frustrated baby but then that’s what you are 24/7

Apmel Goosson: Wow..this a difficult place to land in. Somebody keeps ejecting me..how fun. The only good thing about being ejectred is that when I manage to come back all girls are naked.

Red Bikcin: Yo estoy completamente segura de que quien me ejectó desde un sim vecino junto a Namarya Xue y Patrick Moya fue Save Me, no Roxy. Hablé con mucha gente tambien ejectada y el 100% opinaba lo mismo

Pale Illusion: You pushed me off the concert?

SaveMe Oh: Roxy did. She always do.

Pale Illusion: Its annoying big times.. just saying! You are not any better SaveMe!

SaveMe Oh: Does she hate you?

Pale Illusion: I don’t know Roxy.. but i know you!

SaveMe Oh: Should I know you too????? Don’t tell me you are not a fan of me?

Pale Illusion: Hope not.. beside the crash we had at Inspire. You suck hun 😉 Have agood one.

 

Glasz DeCuir: Who banned me?

SaveMe Oh: One of your dictator friends I assume

 

SaveMe Oh: Don’t step on me please

Roxy Gellar: Yep. You’re as ugly as ever through and through

 

Iono Allen: Morli was quite good again

SaveMe Oh: Bryn just told me that for her it seem Morli lost it

Iono Allen: Lost what?

SaveMe Oh: The magic

Iono Allen: YOU are talking to Bryn?!!!

SaveMe Oh: Of course, she is my oldest sister

Iono Allen: Bryn is wrong: I guess Morli is very sensitive and puts a lot of herself in her music

SaveMe Oh: Bryn was missing a personal touch, said it was quite mechanical.

Iono Allen: that’s her opinion, not mine

SaveMe Oh: Almost like a doll on autopilot

Iono Allen: Bryn told you all that!! What did you do to her?

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SaveMe Oh: Pity you always perform in dictatorships

Morlita Quan: Then time for another event together. Today people was starting to ask if you was the one ejecting but I said: I am 500% sure it was Roxy. I have Roxy and all his alts blocked. so anoying
SaveMe Oh: She was the only one who amused me tonight while all you were enjoying yourself in the dictatorship
Morlita Quan: Ya I know. She was attaking so hard Echo DD and me by the simply fact to like you. I totally ignored her but I know Echo had rl problems due to Roxy.
SaveMe Oh: Yes, Roxy wants blood
Morlita Quan: Well…. I am a quiet and peaceful person who keeps a viking sword behind my patience. She can do all she wants. I never banned you and I never will
SaveMe Oh: Use the viking sword on Mona, Wan, Duna, Medora or Bryn, they are exactlly the same as Roxy, only more sneaky. I prefer Roxy as she doesnt wear a mask.
Morlita Quan: I do myself stupid 90% times SaveMe…But I am not.
SaveMe Oh: Well than we agree 100%.

Mistaken French For Swedish Might Get You Killed

Gypsy Jam: lovely accent ㋡

SaveMe Oh: I dont understand a word. Is it Swedish?

Jaime Poutine: French

You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

SaveMe Oh: Who is the dictator of duty here that banned me?

JfR Beaumont ejected and banned you from this land.

 

SaveMe Oh: Banned

Iono Allen: Already! OMG

SaveMe Oh: Who is the dictator here?

Iono Allen: I don’t remember, first time I come since ages. Hmm I don’t know, people I know in this group are offline…sigh… seems that nobody did it… ha!!

SaveMe Oh: Can you ask if it was maybe Duna Gant? Ask in chat please.

Iono Allen: She doesn’t have any right here.

SaveMe Oh: Somebody has.

Iono Allen: Of course.

Iono Allen: Jfr Beaumont said he was sorry, he didn’t know. We asked in chat who did that. Of course nobody answered

SaveMe Oh: They learned that from the Germans. Ich habe es nicht gewust.

 

In chat Iono asked:

Iono Allen: Why has SaveMeOh been banned from here just now?

Bergfrau  Apfelbaum: I dont know?

Jaynine Scarborough: Why did they ban save me oh???

Rage Darkstone: oops

Iono Allen: she has been ejected… somebody did it…

TheDove Rhode: humans

 

SaveMe Oh: They always know how to ban but seem completely stupid if they have to unban.

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Jaynine Scarborough demand the return of SaveMe Oh

Duna Gant: C’est moi qui a bannie à Saveme. Pas JfR Beaumont. Pour quoi? Je vais te montrer!

Duna Gant: SaveMe Oh: The stupid bitch Duna Gant

Duna Gant: C’est ça qu’elle dit de moi et la seule chose que je fais sur SL est travailler. La seule condition que je demande pour travailler est ne permetre pas une personne que TOUJOURS m’insulte et encore je ne sais pas le pourquoi parce que je n’ai jamais parlé avec elle. Merci beaucoup pour me lire

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Igor Ballyhoo and Patrick Moya: “I know nothing, I’m from Barcelona”

 

JfR Beaumont: Ok i cut down the broadcast on web sorry I am not enough in virtual to admit this sort of terrorism

Rad Hand: Fascinating, can we have a concert now?

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Betty Tureaud looks the other way

JfR Beaumont: Ok you want the war you have it.

SaveMe Oh: What is your problem? Dont you know art is about freedom?

JfR Beaumont: You are like terrorist in Paris You win an enemy. And not a small believe me. You are a fucking terrorist. You have win a big enemy you don’t know who I am but be sure I purchase you in the hell. I dont’ share anything with terrorist, i am french some of my friend have been killed by people with your spirit. I am your worst cauchemard. I bring you to the hell with me.

Did Eupalinos Look Like Eupalinos?

At the reopening of the Museo the Metaverso in CRAFT opensim it was a happy reincarnation party at the graveyard. No less than 68 corpses took the opportunity to reinvent themselves and participate in the big contest of the night; do I look like my former self? Who succeeded and who failed to copy himself? Because to be tagged on facebook it was from extreme importance you would look a bit like yourself otherwise everybody could claim to be someone else or worse…be SaveMe Oh.

In great expectation everyone was waiting of course for the appearance of Eupalinos Ugajin. Would he look like the Dadasticks or toiletFLUXers as we know him so well or would he have failed to copy everything in time from secondlife to open sim?

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Can you spot Eupalinos?

But his glorious entrance made a sigh from relief going through the crowds who were glued to their seats as in good old CARP or PIRATS times. He looked exactly as we had known him so well before he passed away. Also Kikas & Marma’s warmed up bodies were hanging, as if NOTHING had happened, again in a funny frame telling us they love art.

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Even Patrick Moya succeed to fix himself a sheep pyjamas in time and for Roxelo Babenco it was easy, whatever is under it, with a top hat for sure it must be Roxelo.

DanCoyote Antonelli was still looking like the coyotedog (the collector’s item! IM me for a free copy) I inspired him with once and Josina Burgess…omg, where was Josina? Did here tombstone move or did it stay closed?

In the mean time I was in SL first at the house of Kikas & Marma to keep an eye on it during their absence in open sim and I took some nice pics from the set up they build there for me.

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I almost got a heart attack when Marma appeared to check his anti-fascist security orb but I assured him everything was looking good.

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After that I sit in a protest at some silly opening organised by Duna Gant. I showed her that I also could play a bored visitor doing no harm by lying there on a couch under plywood paintings.

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Luckily DD called me for a life performance in her sim where we performed 2 hours together in an interaction of music and visuals but I better don’t show pics from that or they will accuse me again of only promoting myself which of course I don’t want. VIVA Eupalinos, ah no, he was dead…in a bits & sticks sort of way.

Banned Me? Oh!

Banned Me? Oh!
Offer your big sim to Morlita Quan and SaveMe Oh when you want a real event. What you have to do: Throw away all the garbage you have on your sim, make an empty platform and invite known dictators as Maria Duna Gant, Dido Haas, Bryn Oh, Solo Mornington, Betty Tureaud, Moya Patrick, Secret Rage, Stem van Helsinki and Eupalinos Ugajin on the VIP guestlist and then hand over the stream to Morlita and the platform to SaveMe and off you go.

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Dear Diary

My friends and I couldn’t believe it when the rezdayparty that was organised for me was cancelled at the last moment in MadPee Land because they thought it was more important to do a charity, to feed some poor kids in Africa a month, instead of celebrating my 7th rezday. The only one who was happy was my daddy, dear diary, because now he didn’t had to organise anything for me and he could waste his time on chasing the half woman Claudia666 Jewel or feed his own smiles with his fat groupies.

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All alone, dear diary, I had to spend my rezday and none of my friends came by to bring me a present or make a nice punch for me and I had no other option than cry myself to sleep. Only the fact that last year I got a shipload of Kleenex for my rezday brought me through the darkest night of my young life.

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But the next morning, dear diary, I took a firm decision; ‘If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain’. I decided to force my rezday upon all those ignorant cold hearted cruel people who don’t know what it means to express some gratitude. And to make them feel ashamed for once and for all, dear diary, I called it a REZ WEEK, instead of rezday. Now that will teach them.

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On the first day of my rezweek, dear diary I went to Moya land where some children from other classes had put some drawing s on a wall and called it an exhibition. Of course nobody took any attention on this stuff on the wall as I began immediately to set up my rez day party surroundings and rez day party interiors and in a blink of an eye everybody was happy and dancing. Now was Moya with his silly sheep never a big fan of me as I am, as my dear sister Bryn, also in the sheep business, but he behaved as a gentleman and pretend to be not aware, hiding behind his “I not do speke inglish” masquerade. And as a nice uncle he shot a party movie. The only problem he had was to find the stop button so he filmed a lot of rubbish before he found me. You better start to watch only at 6.08

On the second day of my rezweek, dear diary, I headed to the gallery of Aneli Abeyante where again somebody did something on a wall but nobody was paying any attention as I opened up my party kit. Dear Aneli was in a state where her quantity of alveolar ventilation of carbon dioxide exceeds her body’s production of carbon dioxide but she survived. And it was incredible sweet of her to have two winners of the French Idols Competition singing for me, exclusive for my rez week. Unfortunately, dear diary I forgot their names, but next year we will have new idols so who cares?

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On the third day of my rezweek, dear diary, my friends Cat Shilova, Snowbody Cortes, Thirza Ember, Josef K., Fuschia Nightfire, among others were surprised when I took over the Loop Club for some Deep Progressive Wearing and Deep Tech Attaching. They even got more thrilled when my sweet sister SaveMe Olihenge showed up giving Ampel an experience that he didn’t had since 1959.

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All night we were also waiting for the participation of my dear friends the Duke of Arado and his dear wife without whom last year’s parties were no parties but they were too much involved with voluntary work in the Rebeca Bashly Abuse and Mental Health Treatment Facility for avatars, so they couldn’t make it.

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On the fourth day of my rezweek, dear diary, I tried to restore the equilibrium of some Italians but they only gave me 5 minutes which is far too less to restore an equilibrium for Italians, so we headed for the space base of Shindra where they also had some problems with their Yin and Yang in cyberspace so we all ended up in the deep sea of some far away planet. Luckily we brought some singing leek from Mother Earth so the party continued in the cosy surroundings of the Nighthawks cafe and things went really wild when Kandinsky Beaumont and Cat Shilova start to make fun of Quan Lavender in a hot choreography of sticks and leek. Some even mentioned they heard the sound of tingling ovaries, but that is very strange, that deep under water.

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On the fifth day of my rezweek, dear diary, we fooled the entire crew of MadPee Land by throwing a huge party there without feeding any smile at all, we eat everything ourselves! And we refuse to auction Kiana Writer, Thirza Ember, Fuschia Nightfire or Snowbody Cortes as we are rich enough.

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On the sixth day of my rezweek, dear diary, we were waiting for the opening of the Museum of Heroic Woman of which we are sure we will be part off as soon we have grown up. But when I want to contribute to the festivities a strange man IM-ed me:

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AlucardMaxwell: Leave the poofs and things off, ty. So tell me why you did what you did

SaveMe Oh: Celebrating my rez week.

AlucardMaxwell: Ok but you don’t have to be rude and have poofs and hit people with a bat.

SaveMe Oh: Your butler was extremely rude to one of my friends

AlucardMaxwell: Yes and I talk to them all.

SaveMe Oh: And we offered you the best party ever but you choose to sit alone in your silly castle.

AlucardMaxwell: So you came here to just disrupt everything? You know it is not nice to come to things like this and do what you did. That is why I did what I did!

SaveMe Oh: You banned heroic woman, shame on you!!!! MAN!

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Dear Diary, in a desperate state of shock I did not know what to do anymore to continue with my Rez Week. There was one option but that was so disgusting, so filthy and so bad for my health as I am highly allergic and anti-fur and anti-animal…but I had no other option and went with all my friends to the furry fair to continue the party. I have to say we were well received but nevertheless I took out my largest constructions to make sure the most little and creepy furries were covered completely.

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The biggest surprise of whole week I got, dear diary, when a mystery guest appeared. But he doesn’t fool me. There was the huge and gorgeous body of Igor Ballyhoo. He escaped from the Rebeca Bashly Abuse and Mental Health Treatment Facility for avatars, just to bring me a kiss for my rez week. How sweet is that?

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On the seventh day of my rezweek, dear diary, I rest and saw it was good.

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I try to rest, dear diary but my friends begged and begged and begged. Now tonight I was not in the mood anymore to jump in somewhere so I found me a nice quiet empty piece of land next door to Quan Lavender in Malibu and not soon after my dear friends fall out of the sky to be with me, my dear brother Lemonodo, Cherry Manga, Claudia Jewel, Pixels Sideways, Scottius Polke, Iono Allen and the gang who was with me all week. Of course I also asked dear Quan to come over but she was too busy undressing from her Cat suit she had on earlier that night for the Cat Carnival in LEA 20. Only late at night we made maybe a little bit too much noise, but I really told all my friends: “we have to stop at midnight when my rez week s over”.

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Fuschia Nightfire: Quan just posted on FB: “Stalkers at my home right now! Nice people! And as you can see, several are in my friendlist!”

Thirza Ember: This is someone’s house? It looks like a field. Where are the horses

SaveMe Oh: Horses coming

Thirza Ember: She sent to me also

Fuschia Nightfire: Is that supposed to make us go?

Thirza Ember: She is a true journalist. She reaches out to the public. I could learn a lot

SaveMe Oh: I can’t read it, she blocked me on FB

Thirza Ember: Now you know how Marma feels when I say something clever. Except… not really.

Fuschia Nightfire: Oh blimey, I was thinking about going to bed, now I feel I have to stay longer

Cat Shilova: Equestrian art!!

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Snow: It’s a snapshot with the list of avatars here, obviously friends in bold

SaveMe Oh: Cat is not her friend? What happened?

Cat Shilova: Just noticed a blank in my friendlist

SaveMe Oh: It happens sometimes

Fuschia Nightfire: Is this actually Quan’s land?

Thirza Ember: No, look at the address

Fuschia Nightfire: That is what I thought

Thirza Ember: This is up for rent

Cat Shilova: So we are listed

Fuschia Nightfire: So she can’t really say we are stalking her at her home

SaveMe Oh: This is free land. One day I was kicked out to here and I loved the grass.

Snow: Yep fuschia, we are stallking and stop

Cat Shilova: Are we doomed?

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