Guerilla Strategy To Infiltrate LEA

As one woman guerrilla group I search for ways to infiltrate the ass licking pseudo art community of LEA which is run by a group of self-acclaimed landowners who lick the Linden ass for which they are awarded with free land and unlimited power in the LEA sims.

To get a LEA sim you have to officially send the committee an application on which these self-acclaimed judges will come to an ordeal whether they find your licking acceptable for a free sim or if complementary licking is required.

But without sending an application there are two stages of guerrilla infiltration and takeover of localities.

The first stage is the arrival of SaveMe Oh charged with reconnoitring the terrain, identifying sources of income, and laying the groundwork for a guerrilla administration.

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In this case I used as Trojan horse my dear brother Lemonodo Oh. I told him to write an artsy bollocks biography and a plan for some vague artistic religious homo erotic David vs Goliath humbug that would certainly give him a LEA sim. After the first stage was completed by receiving the LEA sim, the second stage was activated by the arrival of a so-called prim invasion—glued prims who seek to gain public sympathy by imposing their own version of artistic freedom.

Once SaveMe Oh gain control of a LEA locality, it becomes a source of support and a springboard for further expansion off a free world.

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For this takeover it was necessary to eliminate Solo Mornington for which I take full responsibility as the committee members of LEA choose to look away for years. I had no other option.

By conquering this LEA sim, which I will only occupy during the month of November I am pleased to announce the exhibition NOWHERE IS WHERE THE HEART IS. Now to see in LEA 24.

Hommage To Solo Mornington

The Josef K Galleria dell’Arte is proud to present a special exhibition by SaveMe Oh in honor of the great Solo Mornington.

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As a leading member of The Linden Endowment for the Arts (LEA), Solo Mornington for several years had the irrevocable power to decide what was good art and what was bad art in Second Life.

Solo Mornington was a tireless front fighting spokesman for conformity and inertia in the Second Life art world. With Solo Mornington as the headstrong leader of LEA we all could be sure never to be surprised by innovation and rethinking of already proven concepts.

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With Solo Mornington’s retreat from LEA those days are gone. Now we are facing the possibility of an art revolution in Second Life where art no longer is made exclusively to please Solo Mornington.

Now we risk to meet art on the LEA sims that provokes, art that asks questions and art that uncovers the bourgeois way of thinking. We are facing times of uncertainty.

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The exhibition reveals a series of Solo Mornington portraits capturing how Solo Mornington, just like certain beloved leaders in the real world, manage to master any situation he is exposed to.

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SaveMe vs Goliath

Although my brother Lemonodo was waisting his time in a gay club instead of taking care of his LEA sim he didn’t escape me when I called him for duty.

He only forgot to dress up when I TP-ed him or…..?

Better not ask.

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SaveMe Oh: Why you don’t change the name of your LEA24 sim into “SaveMe and LEA”? Would be much better than David en Goliath.

The real fight is between small me and the big dictatorship of LEA. We don’t need metaphors

Lemonodo Oh: I don’t see any comparison. LEA is nothing, you are something.

SaveMe Oh: I know myself, but for the drama it is the fight between me and them.

Lemonodo Oh: But i see what u r getting at now, it is much the same as u say.

SaveMe Oh: They decide what is good for us and who are the chosen ones. So let me make a statement and let me occupy this place. You don’t have a clue anyway what to do with the sim. Growing virtual grass!

Lemonodo Oh: I’m not enough of an art admin to figure this out on my own and feel a little like don quixote tilting at windmills over this but publish this conversation and let’s see where it goes.

SaveMe Oh: You could give me building rights and then we see what happens. : I am not going to stir things up without any power, then I am the Don Quichotte

Lemonodo Oh: I got into trouble last time, not a lot, and i did ask the committee before doing anything, but definitely some, so i’ll raise it as before — my intent is simple and clear enough and achieved to the extent i can — there is one sculpture missing and goliath is still under development, but time is short. So i’ll see — they didn’t seem to mind thinking it over before

SaveMe Oh: What can happen to you? A few pissed off avi’s?

Lemonodo Oh: I had one

SaveMe Oh: And did you suffer much?

Lemonodo Oh: The committee got its discussion. As far as i can see on the whole they were happy. I suffered at the hands of the one unhappy person.Seems to be a very difficult person to please and maybe a person incognizant of artistic movements as they exist overall, which is what your work seems to observe more than most, that is how i came to feel about it.

SaveMe Oh: Thats why I need help to make this visable

Lemonodo Oh: uh yeah, well-made case you present so i will take it to the committee as before.

SaveMe Oh: This time would be nice if you would do it in secret, without telling them. Risking to be kicked out

Lemonodo Oh: 🙂 i feel bad about that to be honest but i think your argument, your case is fine

SaveMe Oh: Yes, I would take advantage off you but for the good cause

Lemonodo Oh: i have not a stitch on–this is great

SaveMe Oh: LEA is ruled by a few selfaclaimed judges who have free sims all their virtual life

Lemonodo Oh: True

SaveMe Oh: What gives them that right? What they did? Are they elected? Why others have to pay 300 dollar for a sim?

Lemonodo Oh: I wouldn’t begin to pay 300

SaveMe Oh: I think its great Linden offers this but it should not be run by a bunch of dictators. I dont want it for myself, I dont need sims.

Lemonodo Oh: How should new artists in residence be chosen?

SaveMe Oh: I think they should elect the committee

Lemonodo Oh: Oligarchic choice might not be the best way

SaveMe Oh: For a certain period. The committee itself could change that.

Lemonodo Oh: Much as second pride festival elects a board every year? That makes sense

SaveMe Oh: Yes, now this committee is deciding everything already for years. Some people always get for certain a sim if needed and I guess they dont have to apply but……nobody is also showing what people ask when they apply so we never will know.

And another question is, why they can decide to ban me or others? On what grounds? Are they judges?

Lemonodo Oh: I think thyey might be a jury, yes.

SaveMe Oh: And why they are in a jury and I am not?

Lemonodo Oh: That the air grant program is juried that is a fair question.

SaveMe Oh: And why they decide about you and not the other way around? Do they have qualifications?

Lemonodo Oh: Often juries are chosen by owners of a venue, such as a festival. Usually qualifications are “found”

SaveMe Oh: Here it is someone who has a Linden connection and after he or she installed some friends. With mighty power.

Lemonodo Oh: Something like that, usually some connection to the arts is found.

SaveMe Oh: JayJay, no connection to art found!  Solo , no connection to art found!  Secret Rage, no connection to art found!  Patricia, no connection to art found!

Lemonodo Oh: And here i am relying on one liason and a committee majority to do the right thing

SaveMe Oh: Yes, family or the committee? An exiting life or a dull one.

Lemonodo Oh: Rather simple the way you put it, as it should be

SaveMe Oh: Yes, thats why I am never so much afraid about the consequences. It’s simple,   good against bad. And am I wrong that you prefer to spent your time on other spots, regarding your appearance?

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Lemonodo Oh: I came in-world at home is all and felt it best not to cover up. I put in the request to the committee and let them have a look at it. You’ve made a super case

SaveMe Oh: Pity you rely on the committee instead on me

Lemonodo Oh: What more could you possibly do without running a foul of the understanding they might encourage me to have? And it is a pity i can’t do more right here right now, i do feel bad about that

SaveMe Oh: You could add me to the builders group and look the other way.

Lemonodo Oh: I did before and did get into trouble with one committee member or favourite. I felt bad about the trouble. It was nothing i could undo

SaveMe Oh: Pity you let your own feelings weight more heavy than a good cause.

Lemonodo Oh: I thought it was such a great idea, apparently they did not think so

SaveMe Oh: You think freedom is won by discussions with the committee? Dictatorships never end by talking with them. They can be killed though by brave people who dare to risk their virtual neck.

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Lemonodo Oh: I better put some pants on, I did reach one of the authorities.

A good point you make — let’s see how unhappy they can get right this instant

SaveMe Oh: So which one gave you trouble the last time, the one who is gone now? Or Secret Rage?

Lemonodo Oh: We’re gonna do it. Let me give you a two-week clock.

SaveMe Oh: Give me November. First finish your project. We do a big party here next week : and after that I take over for a month. In december you choose somebody else.

Lemonodo Oh: Ok, let’s do that.

SaveMe Oh: deal

Lemonodo Oh: Be darn careful of the neighbors… careful with content since the owners of the game are apparently the ones who come up with the resources… i think that covers what drives the committee

SaveMe Oh: I build without fear and accept the consequences.

Requiem For A Dictator

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After I brought down recent dictatorships CARP, PIRATS and UWA I promised that I would now start to finish off the last remaining dictatorship LEA (read my post from September 11 https://savemeoh.wordpress.com/2016/09/11/three-down-one-to-go/) and I am happy to announce that the biggest scumbag who kept the art world hostage for years has been eliminated.

Solo Mornington has been removed from LEA without any explanation but we all know this bastard thought he could get away with his griefing methods but underestimated the almighty power of SaveMe Oh. It was a long battle in which I had to use blog posts, movies, pictures or whatever I could lay my hand on but today I succeed, the tyrant has gone.

The current LEA committee members are, in alphabetical order:

Jayjay Zifanwe

JMB Balogh

LaPiscean Liberty

PatriciaAnne Daviau

Secret Rage

The LEA Committee is also assisted by the LEA Advisory Board:

Corcosman Voom

TheDove Rhode

Johannes1977

Saffia Widdershins

Ex Offcio LEA Committee member(s):

Honour McMillan

Former LEA Committee members and Advisors include:

L1Aura Loire

Oberon Onmura (link is external)

Solo Mornington

Etc, etc. http://lea-sl.org/about/lea-committee

To celebrate the removal of this idiot some of the movies and pics that did the job as a warning for the ones who persist in banning the most famous artist of Secondlife, SaveMe Oh.

 

 

 

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Three Down, One To Go

Countless are my efforts to bring down the Secondlife institutions who prey on the time of desperate wannabe artists. The desperate wannabe artists who think their only opportunity to forever stardom is the acceptance of a position as a prostitute on an art sim. The sims were you have to obey the rules of the pimps of these artsims to be allowed to glue some prims together. The sims where you soon will find out that your glued together prims are of less importance than the exposure of the sim-owners on every opening or event. The openings where it is expected that the wannabe artists licks the asses of these sim-owners so they can raise high in their eternal glory. You know very well the ones who have to be licked over and over again. They are the Josina Burgesses of CARP, the Newbab Zsigmonds and Merlina Rokocokos of Pirats, the Jayjay Zifanwes of UWA and the Solo Morningtons of LEA.UWART

With great pleasure I can announce that after I wiped off CARP and Pirats from the face of the virtual earth now I have succeed to give UWA the deathblow. On the night of the 9th October it will be wiped out forever. Their fucking clock tower was the most embarrassing way UWA used to promote their brand using for free the time of idiot wannabe artists. Done with this ArtIKEA so real artist can use their time for what they are rezzed for…making art.

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Pirats

Now there’s only one fortress to destroy, LEA. But probably Linden Lab will release themselves from this annoyance because an ass gets irritated when daily licked by the abrasive tongue of Solo Mornington.

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Frighten The Dinosaurs

The only person who doesn’t lick the ass of Solo Mornington and invites me for all his events in his LEA 20 sim is Mario Helstein. Prime licker Mandel Solano aka Solo’s doggie was furious and turned green when I glorious shared the stage with Mario Helstein and Jo Williams to give together with them a smashing performance.

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Mandel Solano shouts: HAHAHA CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

SaveMe Oh: Shut up Mandel, we are busy

Mandel Solano shouts: BLOCK SaveMe, so she do not destroy Marios show

SaveMe Oh shouts: Mario invited me, stupid. Mario is not your narrow-minded type, Mandel. Why you think he is the only one inviting me to a LEA sim?

Mandel Solano shouts: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Tahiti Rae: ARTISTS ARE AWESOME PEOPLE!

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Mandel Solano: Remove Save from LEA20

SaveMe Oh: Pity there are awesome people and on the other hand Mandel Solano

Venus Adored: compliments Mario

Mario Helstein: ty

Mandel Solano: best show ever mario:)) the start was very nice

SaveMe Oh: Mandel, dont you have to clean up your sim?

Mario Helstein: Mandel is my friend

SaveMe Oh: Then watch your back

Jo Williams: I watch his back heheh 🙂

SaveMe Oh: you better do, Jo. Coucou Iono

Iono Allen: Coucou? I feel I’m not in the right place…. is it really you Save?

SaveMe Oh: Dont you always find me in LEA

Iono Allen: Ah well, with you everything is possible

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SaveMe Oh: The core LEA ass lickers already have left. I guess they have to clean out their sim before the end of the month

Iono Allen: Ah maybe yes

SaveMe Oh: Otherwise they might have to lick Solo Mornington another time as punishment

Mario Helstein: SaveMe is Solo Mornington

Jo Williams: funny Mario

Mario Helstein: all is posible

SaveMe Oh: Exploding Solano’s?

Jo Williams: mm, i think he left

SaveMe Oh: Ah, what a pity

Jo Williams: Unusual he did not say hi ..

SaveMe Oh: And dont tell me he took his slave Venus with him?

Jo Williams: pppff hahahah i don’t see it quite that way . .

SaveMe Oh: Maybe they are particle farting somewhere in privat

SaveMe Oh: If they only would have this at SL13B they would eat their heart out

Jo Williams: They don’t know of Mario. .we do not promote like most people do .. heyyy that was a compliment :)))

SaveMe Oh: I promote myself like hell, but in my case they refuse to listen

Jo Williams: haha – they think you would frighten the noobs. . which you may . . haha

SaveMe Oh: No, I only frighten the dinosaurs, they are afraid for extinction

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I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

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“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Igor Ballyhoo’s face looked as innocent as one of his mesh baby’s but it couldn’t calm his adoptive mother Constrictor Solo down.

“You think I believe that?” she yelled, “A few days ago I re-opend the UTSA sim and the first thing I read are two blog posts about your contact with that woman.”

“Four years I have hidden you on UTSA grounds when you came as a refugee from Europe, trying to escape that woman and the first thing you do is run back to her for a one night stand”.

Igor didn’t dare to look his adoptive mother in the eyes, nervous he was cutting scissor after scissor out of white paper.

“And stop with cutting those fucking scissors, they are too avant-garde, I don’t want them. You continue to assemblage the Susa mesh heads Rose gave you and glue them together with Bryn’s cogwheels. I want the UTSA sim full with those moving Susa heads as Bryn already dropped the dead rabbits all over the place.”Or you want me to replace you with Mistero Hifeng? You think you are the only one who can glue mesh baby heads together?”

“Daddy liked my scissors” Igor replied with a thin voice.

Constrictor Solo exploded; “Shut the fuck up, you moron.” Daddy Solo Mornington already is busy for years to seal off the northern part of our protectorate. LEA is almost SaveMe free; here in southern UTSA we haven’t seen a glimpse of her anymore because our tactics to disguise you in woman clothes was finally successful. Why couldn’t you just be Rebeca Bashly for a little while longer? But no, you had to blow up your muscles and run back as a beaten doggie to that woman to explore her with your cigar.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, Igor’s voice was not more than a sighing whisper.

“At last Solo and I have all so called artists in our pocket, paid Uncle Jayjay off so he would stop with UWA  and then you with your horny actions put everything on quicksand again.” Furiously Constrictor Solo was spitting out the words when she noticed her feet where getting wet, she was standing in a dirty pool of yellow water. “What shit is this?”

Igor pointed up in a tree “gravity is a mistake.” A shiny white urinoir was hanging upside down on a low hanging branch.

“I guess Eupalinos Ugaijn’s morning urine is dripping on you, he didn’t solve all gravity issues yet” Igor said with a cautious smile. But the smile vanished in the blink of an eye when Constrictor Solo smacked him in his face and his cigar flew with a shallow curve right in the face of one of Bryn’s dead rabbits.

LEA’s Microwave

If you also have some leftover’s that are almost growing funghi, send it over to LEA as they are pleased to warm up your dead, long forgotten stuff. At least my darling Rose is admitting her two fish are dead now.

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So if you want to do the same documentary again about Igor Ballyhoo scissors, the nipples of Rose Borchovski’s Susas, the cactus of Maya Paris or be present at the return of the dearly missed Cherry Manga or Aristide Depression, grab your camera and produce the reproduction of the reproduction of the reproduction. And it will not take long before Eupalinos Ugajin, Jo Ellsmere, Alpha Auer, Mikati Slade and Bryn Oh will also discover some old shit in their fridge that exceeded its expiration date but they love to warm up for you again.

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Hurry up before it is too late……..

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How Long Would You Like Me To Help You Lick Him?

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SaveMe Oh: Hi, Samual Wetherby, recommended me you. Are you maybe interested in a hot adventure?

Brea Brianna: Sure, what you got in mind ?

SaveMe Oh: What are you into?

Brea Brianna: I like a lot of different things.

SaveMe Oh: I have a kind of horse fetisj, does that mix with your offerings?

Brea Brianna: Maybe you can explain ?

SaveMe Oh: I once saw an act in SL with a huge horse having sex with an avatar, but I dont know how to arrange that. Do you see any possibilties?

Brea Brianna: You wish to watch me have sex with a horse?

SaveMe Oh: Is that possible?

Brea Brianna: Or are you playing a horse

SaveMe Oh: I would like to watch and bring a friend who roleplays a wonderful horse.

Brea Brianna: What are you willing to pay me to do this

SaveMe Oh: What are your prizes? For let’s say 2 hours?

Brea Brianna: 9k for 2hours with 2 people. Im 3500 per hour and 1k for additional parters

SaveMe Oh: Ok, I will talk with my friend and be back in this, ty for the moment

 

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SaveMe Oh: Hi, Samual Wetherby, recommended me you. Are you maybe interested in a hot adventure?

Mahogany Soulstar: Oh my.. what type of hot adventure?

SaveMe Oh: Eastern has already passed, but my sister Bryn and I have a little rabbit fetisj and we are searching for a trio. Are you into something like that, kind of roleplaying?

Mahogany Soulstar: Not mechanical rabbits are they?  🙂 I’ve barely managed to escape the one in Bryn’s Immersive sims

SaveMe Oh: No, we would like to dress up kind of playboy bunnies kinda style while you are hunting us down.

Mahogany Soulstar: Oh my,, that could be fun

SaveMe Oh: And lock us up.

Mahogany Soulstar: Tries to think if she has any hunter type gear..

SaveMe Oh: And punish us in a kinky way, you know what I mean….

Mahogany Soulstar: mmmm.. I do. I’m definitely interested, but I dont have much time right now. 😦 maybe 30 minutes.

SaveMe Oh: Would you mind if I ask Robert69 Little to film it?

Mahogany Soulstar: I wouldn’t mind.  I’ve never been filmed before, though.

SaveMe Oh: I have to arrange things, what you ask an hour?

Mahogany Soulstar: Its 5000L an hour. I may not have time today, but if you arrange it for tomorrow, I would love to play.

SaveMe Oh: Let me get back on this to you.

 

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SaveMe Oh: Hi, Samual Wetherby, recommended me you. Are you maybe interested in a hot adventure?

Paris Lichlore: Always enjoy a hot adventure. Whats the hot adventure youd like to take?

SaveMe Oh: I have an old friend who loves to have his ass licked, but he now wants it with more people than only me. He says he is bigger than just for one woman, could you join me to lick him?

Paris Lichlore: And how long would you like me to help you lick him?

SaveMe Oh: He always loves to be licked very long, and as he is already of a certain age it will not be finished in 10 minutes. What you charge an hour?

Paris Lichlore: For voice or for text?

SaveMe Oh: He always want it in text because his wife shouldnt hear.

Paris Lichlore: Understand that … text for 30min is 4000L 1hour text is 8000L

SaveMe Oh: And he wants to be sure you are fresh meat. You didn’t had before an encounter with my friend Solo Mornington? Just to be sure?

Paris Lichlore: I dont know anyone by the name of Solo Mornington

SaveMe Oh: Great, he always want new blood. Will be back to you for an appointment

 

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SaveMe Oh: Hi, Samual Wetherby, recommended me you. Are you maybe interested in a hot adventure?

Hello, you’ve reached my IM. I require a donation into my tip jar for this conversation to continue in IM.

Alegria Vandornan: Smiles, “What sort of service are you looking for?”

SaveMe Oh: Hi, my friend Roxy have some serious mental issues and now it was my idea to make her relax a little with giving her a good time in a trio, as she has some lesbian fantasies.

Alegria Vandornan: I see, so you’re wanting me to be hired for both you and your friend at the same time?

SaveMe Oh: Yes, she has that secret fantasy to be with me in a gothic tower.

Alegria Vandornan: Are you wanting text or voice, and how long of a session?

SaveMe Oh: And maybe you could play the evil witch who catches us and make us pay for being on land we are not allowed. We would like in voice for let’s say one or two hours. Is that an option?

Alegria Vandornan: It depends, when are you looking to book? I am not available for voice on the weekend, plus for you to hire me for the situation you’re talking about, you will both be charged my fee plus a fee of 2k to make it a threesome.

SaveMe Oh: What is your fee?

Alegria Vandornan: Voice is 14k per hour, which would be for each of you, plus the threesome fee.

SaveMe Oh: And would it be possible when my friend Robert69 Little make a movie from this hot encounter?

Alegria Vandornan: No, not unless an additional fee was negotiated. My fees do not include me being filmed or recorded.

SaveMe Oh: What you want for that, money is no problem

Alegria Vandornan: Are you sure? You’re already looking at 32k for a threesome hour on voice.

SaveMe Oh: 320000, right? shall we say 500000? Or do I have a zero too much, Im hopeless with numbers.

Alegria Vandornan: You have a zero too much.

SaveMe Oh: Lol haha, 50000 then?

Alegria Vandornan: That would work, but as I said, I’m not available for voice on the weekends. I can only offer text.

SaveMe Oh: Ok, I contact you soon.