Happy To Cheer You Up

Tyrehl Byk: Still tugging people’s tails?

SaveMe Oh: Still saving the world

Tyrehl Byk: Imagine my surprise.

Tyrehl Byk: What is new for you?

SaveMe Oh: There is no more new, the new has ended, its finished.

Tyrehl Byk: That must be pretty boring for someone like you.

SaveMe Oh: Yes it is

Tyrehl Byk: So you have nothing new to offer to combat that fatigue?

SaveMe Oh: Yes, death! Covid and war are on our side.

Tyrehl Byk: Yeah, well, good luck with that.

SaveMe Oh: Has nothing to do with luck, we all will be winners

Tyrehl Byk: What are you pointing at?

SaveMe Oh: The future

Tyrehl Byk: Yup, you’re as boring and obtuse as I remember. Enjoy.

SaveMe Oh: Happy to be able to cheer you up!

Are You The Holder Of The Core Grant?

Even when I am banned at a LEA “event” every activity there needs the name SaveMe Oh in chat, otherwise people will fall asleep. Not long after Tansee, Mandel Solano and Ultralight Alter started an extremely boring particle fart reunion SaveMe Oh was mentioned. And so I told my number one fan, Ampel Goosson to share the following lines in chat there to make it at least a dramatic event.

SaveMe Oh: Tell those suckers it’s extremely boring until now. The age of aquarius out of a elderly sanctuary. And give Solo Mornington a kiss.

Apmel Goosson: I have principles!!

And then a lively chatsession went off while no-one was paying attention anymore to the wallpaper provided by Mandel Solano and Ultralight Alter.

SaveMe Oh: Can you send Solo Mornington a kiss from me?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I could also delete my account. I don”t touch poison

JMB Balogh: Ok Eif, what do you think you are doing? That’s disgusting. I am on the LEA committee

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I am older than LEA

JMB Balogh: What has that got to do with anything?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: I made the law lol

JMB Balogh: No one wanders around the sims, stop being a jackass

Eifachfilm Vacirca: What is a jackass?

JMB Balogh: Are you the holder of the core grant?

Eifachfilm Vacirca: No

SaveMe Oh: Hey Tyrehl, are you busy as parked LEA avatar, never mind

Tyrehl Byk: Why?

SaveMe Oh: I see you standing there as a sad black piece of crowshit. Could almost feel the pain. Must be hard to have to witness Mandel Solano’s amateurism together with the musak of Ultralight Alter, poor thing

Tyrehl Byk: Mostly I was just there to listen.

SaveMe Oh: Hope you woke up for the 5 minutes of SaveMe Oh exitement

Tyrehl Byk: I was able to catch up with a few old aquantences during that time tool. Mostly was interested in music and conversation…wasn’t much for the visuals today.

SaveMe Oh: The visuals were extremely poor, a pity they have banned me, I could have helped them out

Roxy Gellar: I am banned from the region

Fiona Leitner: So what now?

Roxy Gellar: That’s what I’d like to know

Fiona Leitner: we can’t unban you

Roxy Gellar: Why not? Who owns the estate?Who’s the estate manager?

Petitefleur: LaPiscean Liberty

Betty Tureaud: Mandel Solano

Mario2 Helstein: You are a traitor

Roxy Gellar:This is bullshit

Mario2 Helstein: You only dedicate yourself to sucking your cock, the rest does not matter, I thought you were different. I thought you were smarter

Roxy Gellar: I was banned from Ultra’s performance and apparently all of LEA. Fuck you Mandel and Mario. I have done nothing but work very hard for the music community. And spent hundreds of thousands of Lindens in support. Fuck you hard in the ass until you hemorrhage and die.

Mario2 Helstein: Never betrayals to who supports you. I’m not saying it for me

Roxy Gellar: My future events, should my account survive will be invitation only

SaveMe Oh: I will always be there for you Roxy, no matter how often we are banned

Apmel Goosson: awwww..friends for life

Lisbeth Salamander: I could cry 🙂

Apmel Goosson: Crying is the best of SaveMe

Glasz DeCuir: Dont arrive drunk home please SaveMe and Roxy!

Should I Already Warn The Academy, Peter?

Just when you think they are dead they crawl out of their grave again, and there he was again…

Tyrehl Byk: So what is new?

SaveMe Oh: You are, every day

Tyrehl Byk: Mostly I was interested in what you found as new today.

SaveMe Oh: I am the only thing new, look no further. Already for years and years. Thats why you come back to me time after time. Accept it and don’t feel ashamed. Its ok.

Tyrehl Byk: Peter, dude, I’m not talking about that old shit. You think I don’t know exactly who you are or (mostly) what you’re doing here in SL? ….. YAWN….. I’ve been off-world for a couple years but I really thought your in-world art might have evolved over that time. Such a disapointment…. sigh

SaveMe Oh: Peter?

Tyrehl Byk: Oh…and after that…if you want a show….I can help you with that.

SaveMe Oh: Peter Pan?

Tyrehl Byk: Put the fucking glass down and think about it. (or bottle?)

SaveMe Oh: And on which show you were thinking of helping me out? Venice, Cannes?Where you were intending to fart some of your particles?

Tyrehl Byk: The where is uncertain at this moment, but it is inevitable that it will be soon.

SaveMe Oh: Should I already warn the academy?

Tyrehl Byk: Nahh…they wouldn’t give a shit about this.

SaveMe Oh: Me neither, I guess. Try Bryn Oh. Make her rabbits fart.

Tyrehl Byk: Peter… we should talk off-world. You’re a smart dude, You can figure me out.

SaveMe Oh: Tomorrow, behind the church?

Tyrehl Byk: That means nothing to me, get real dude. I’m done with the cover.

SaveMe Oh: Give me your email then, your address

Tyrehl Byk: I think what you, Peter, extend into SL is important.

SaveMe Oh: Of course it is

Tyrehl Byk: I didn’t see that years ago. Age sometimes makes a wine better….

Like Flies To A Pile Of Shit

After Solo Mornington smelled blood it didn’t took long or also other creeps from the recent past felt the urge to shit a little on their lost territory again.

Tyrehl Byk: Yeah, I see you’re still here.

SaveMe Oh: I have to. Somebody has to do the job.

Tyrehl Byk: Hahahaha….what job is that?

SaveMe Oh: Being the only artist in SL

Tyrehl Byk: “Only”?

Tyrehl Byk: Are you lonely?

SaveMe Oh: No? You?

Tyrehl Byk: I’m the same as I’ve always been…only more so.

SaveMe Oh: OMG, I have that too

Tyrehl Byk: Have what?

SaveMe Oh: I’m the same as I’ve always been…only more so.

Tyrehl Byk: Grins. So is it time for a change?  Should it be so?

SaveMe Oh: Why? Change is so overrated.

Tyrehl Byk: Why?

SaveMe Oh: Because change doesn’t mean better. Change is actually a commercial marketing tool to make you keep on buying.

Tyrehl Byk: Of course not, but does that mean ALL change isn’t important? What if a particular change is subtle and not gross?

SaveMe Oh: Speak for yourself

Tyrehl Byk: I am. And it is me who is asking the question.

SaveMe Oh: Yes but you don’t define the question as always. When you would ask them more precise I could answer them. But your questions are always so in general that is leaves the person who has to answer it guessing what you exactly mean.

Tyrehl Byk: Why do you continue to be here?

SaveMe Oh: Because I love to make things and have encounters with people from all over the world. Because it’s perfect for a certain part of my creativity and because the tool is great. And because I am very good at it.

Tyrehl Byk: What would have to occur for you to begin to dispel any of your belief in those values?

SaveMe Oh: You will be the first to know when it occurs.

Tyrehl Byk: You didn’t answer the question.

SaveMe Oh: It’s a stupid question again.

Tyrehl Byk: It is not.

SaveMe Oh: Yes, what would have to occur for you to stop eating? Etc. Silly!

Tyrehl Byk: I would stop eating if I desired death.

SaveMe Oh: Do you desire death?

Tyrehl Byk: I don’t intend to allow you to divert the readers of this from the question I first asked you and which you’ve chosen to ignore.

SaveMe Oh: As always, ask clear questions if you want an answer, ask your suggestive questions if you prefer actually to answer them yourself.

Tyrehl Byk: What would have to occur for you to begin to dispel any of your belief in those values? Or is it possible that you’ve forgotten the context in which I first asked you that question?

SaveMe Oh: I would lose my beliefs for example when it turned out that the hobbit really existed. Is that an answer to your question?

Tyrehl Byk: Who is “the hobbit” and how is it you enter that non sequitur into this conversation…I really thought that this would end up in your blog.

SaveMe Oh: I want to show you why your question is so silly.

Tyrehl Byk: And how did you accomplish that? Or have you?

SaveMe Oh: I don’t know if you are smart enough to get it

Tyrehl Byk: Try me.

SaveMe Oh: I did, but the result isn’t hopeful

Tyrehl Byk: Try again, please.

SaveMe Oh: You only like to hear your own talking

Tyrehl Byk: That is not certain.

SaveMe Oh: And you prefer to answer your own questions

Tyrehl Byk: Name one that was asked and answered by me.

SaveMe Oh: This one: What would have to occur for you to begin to dispel any of your belief in those values?

Tyrehl Byk: And my answer to that?

SaveMe Oh: This one you prefer to answer yourself because you have your answer already. You have made your mind up already. That makes your questions ridiculous.

Tyrehl Byk: By you’ve suggested that I’ve answered it for myself, was the one to honestly ask the question and waited for your response.

SaveMe Oh: You are not waiting for an answer. You have no real interest in me. You are only irritated

Tyrehl Byk: That is not true. That is only your belief. You believe that you know my intent.

SaveMe Oh: I am not a believer

Tyrehl Byk: That is not the same as knowing my intent.

SaveMe Oh: Believing is for idiots

Tyrehl Byk: Believing is for those who are insecure. That doesn’t mean that they are idiots.

SaveMe Oh: When believing is the result of being insecure they are true idiots. When they are insecure without searching for a belief I can save them. How can I save you?

Tyrehl Byk: Only an insecure person would suggest equivalence between stupidity and ignorance. Most lonely despots believe that they are saviours.

SaveMe Oh: The question was, how can I save you?

Tyrehl Byk: Why is it you would assume that I would consider myself as someone who needs to be saved?

SaveMe Oh: Because you are so desperate

Tyrehl Byk: How can you prove that?

SaveMe Oh: Why did you come back? To torture yourself?

Tyrehl Byk: I find this place to be an interesting place to visit on occasion…it has many pleasures and tortures to experience.

SaveMe Oh: Now that was a clear answer, hooray

Tyrehl Byk: In short…I visit to learn.

SaveMe Oh: Great. And you know what? You learn better when you try not to be a pretentious dick.

Help, My Name Is Tyrehl Byk And Nobody Knows Me!

Tyrehl Byk: SERIOUSLY — You’re still here? Yeah, silence is about what I suspected. Wake up, you’ve got the ear of the most anticipated.  Are you going to pass this up for your blog?

SaveMe Oh: You have anything to say? Or do you not get any attention when not on my blog?

Tyrehl Byk: I haven’t walked in here in many months and I contact you first.

SaveMe Oh: Why is that? You missed me that much? Or did you feel a new particle fart coming?

Tyrehl Byk: Neither.

SaveMe Oh: So? What you want to know?

Tyrehl Byk: I was about to ask you the same thing…only more so. I wonder if I may have misjudged you.

SaveMe Oh: Completely. But that I already know for long

Tyrehl Byk: What is it that makes you so certain?

SaveMe Oh: Because I know what I do, and have not any doubt about it. So your idiocy has no influence on that.

Tyrehl Byk: Trust me when I say that I am no idiot, though I may appear to be ignorant in some realms

SaveMe Oh: Maybe an awful person. That describes you better.

Tyrehl Byk: Maybe you want to TP to your latest build? : I have nothing constructed here.  I’m looking for something new.

SaveMe Oh: When you still don’t get it that BUILDS is for the losers, I should say…come again!

Tyrehl Byk: Please explain.  I’m somewhat dull in this area of thought.

SaveMe Oh: Building dead stuff that doesn’t interact is useless for virtual worlds

Tyrehl Byk: That much seems certain.

SaveMe Oh: So I have no “builds”

Tyrehl Byk: Yet when I first met you, you did. I’m not talking about the recent past, but rather the distant past,,,,,,Don’t tell me that you can’t remember the first time we met, because that event is burned in my memory.

SaveMe Oh: To be honest, I don’t remember, as for me most days here are events. Today happened to me for sure the same as when we met.

Tyrehl Byk: That much seems certain. That it repeats is an excuse to remain the same?

SaveMe Oh: It doesn’t repeat, it’s a never ending progress

Tyrehl Byk: ROFLMAO

SaveMe Oh: Only the visitors might be too slow and prefer not to adapt.

Tyrehl Byk: OK, so let’s be real.. What do you want for this space?

SaveMe Oh: For virtual worlds?

Tyrehl Byk: No, what you and me are experiencing right now,

SaveMe Oh: You have no idea what I am experiencing.

Tyrehl Byk: That much is certain.

SaveMe Oh: So speak for yourself

Tyrehl Byk: I asked you a question, Are you too much of a coward to answer it?

SaveMe Oh: Then try to ask it more clearly, as I don’t get the question

Tyrehl Byk: What do you want for this virtual space?

SaveMe Oh: I don’t understand THIS

Tyrehl Byk: Why am I not surprised?

SaveMe Oh: What is exactly the question, remember English is not my first language.

Tyrehl Byk: Are you really going to play that card?

SaveMe Oh: You don’t believe it, so what can I do? I am not going to guess what you mean.

Tyrehl Byk: I can’t believe that you don’t understand what I mean when I ask you what you want for this world. I have a log of our conversation as do you.

SaveMe Oh: You want to know what I want with SL, or my overall vision on the situation in the world?

Tyrehl Byk: Is there a difference?

SaveMe Oh: You always seem to accuse me of something and then want me to justify it. What it has to do with the situation you might have misjudged me? What’s new, and what you still don’t know? You are one of the few people who already have an opinion about everything.

Tyrehl Byk: Always?

SaveMe Oh: So be happy with it as you already know it all. In fact you don’t have to ask anymore, it’s for you a waste of time.

Tyrehl Byk: Again:  Always?  ‘

SaveMe Oh: Yes, always have you been an awful person with a fixed opinion.

Tyrehl Byk: Why are you so convinced that I’m against you?

SaveMe Oh: Doesn’t matter if you are pro or contra, doesn’t make you more nice

Tyrehl Byk: You aren’t willing to see that what unites us is greater than what separates us?

SaveMe Oh: Until now I have never felt any unity between us, I only witnessed an awful frustrated person.

Tyrehl Byk: Was that you or me?

SaveMe Oh: Completely you. I have no frustrations

Tyrehl Byk: Hahahaha. You never got it. That’s ok

SaveMe Oh: Ah, the unknown mastermind needs recognition

Tyrehl Byk: I’m misunderstood by many,,,including you

SaveMe Oh: I feel no need to understand awful people better, there are enough nicer people

Tyrehl Byk: Why do you hate yourself so much?

SaveMe Oh: Ah, finally, there is the real question. Took you long again.

Tyrehl Byk: yes

SaveMe Oh: Why amateur shrinks need so many words to build themselves a cover?

Tyrehl Byk: I have no idea what that means.

SaveMe Oh: Good.

Why Do You Hate Yourself So Much?

Tyrehl Byk: What is it in a person, that causes them to choose “right” over “wrong”?

SaveMe Oh: morality

Tyrehl Byk: That’s a cheap answer, worthy of only the ordinary of folks.  You are beyond ordinary, so make it so in your respnse.

SaveMe Oh: Then don’t come with a cheap question but ask more precisely what you want to know

Tyrehl Byk: Am I to understand that you are beyond the duality of language?

SaveMe Oh: When you want to fight me on language you win

Tyrehl Byk: How do you see it as a zero sum game?

SaveMe Oh: Can you ask me things I dont have to google first?

Tyrehl Byk: No, but I am tremendously patient.

SaveMe Oh: So, again, whats the question?

Tyrehl Byk: What do you see in a person that would influence them to decide “right” over “Wrong”.?

Tyrehl Byk: You still with me, SMO?

SaveMe Oh: a person…them????

Tyrehl Byk: come agiain?

Tyrehl Byk: I don’t grok: “a perons…them???”

SaveMe Oh: in this sentence of you: What do you see in a person that would influence them to decide “right” over “Wrong”.?

Tyrehl Byk: listening..

SaveMe Oh: I dont know who you mean by A PERSON?

Tyrehl Byk: Seriously? Is your imagination so weak that you cant see it to be you, a friend of yours, or the second cousin of a person who once knew you and pretended that they really were related to you?

Tyrehl Byk: You are stalling.

SaveMe Oh: please ask me directly what you want to know from me?

SaveMe Oh: instead of quasi philosofical blah blah

Tyrehl Byk: Why do you hate yourself so much?

SaveMe Oh: Now thats a clear question. I don’t hate myself at all.

Tyrehl Byk: ……and?

Tyrehl Byk: ….that’s what I thought.

SaveMe Oh: Now that you know I don’t hate myself what is your next question?

Tyrehl Byk: Why should I believe you?

Tyrehl Byk: ….if you are curious, that IS my next question.

SaveMe Oh: When you have followed me well there is enough reason to find that it is silly to asume I hate myself

SaveMe Oh: In fact, I love myself

Tyrehl Byk: I’m sure the mask you wear helps you to believe that.

SaveMe Oh: No, I am deeply in love with myself. I love what I do, I love the oportunities I have and I love to share

Tyrehl Byk: What have I said to you SMO, that would lead you to doubt that zo you’ve lost your off-world identity t

Tyrehl Byk: Crap

Tyrehl Byk: That was a mind fart

Tyrehl Byk: It comes from tryng to convey complex ideas using a limited input construct.

SaveMe Oh: Why do you hate yourself so much?

Tyrehl Byk: I thought I asked YOU that.

SaveMe Oh: I answered already

Tyrehl Byk: Not really.

SaveMe Oh: You dont like the answer, thats something else

SaveMe Oh: you dont hear what you wanna hear

Tyrehl Byk: Say again please?

SaveMe Oh: so in that case you better answer the questions yourself as you already have made up your mind

Tyrehl Byk: No, I haven’t

SaveMe Oh: You don’t want to know me, you want to catch me.

SaveMe Oh: Or to hurt me

SaveMe Oh: Or to destroy me.

SaveMe Oh: Why do you hate yourself so much?

Tyrehl Byk: No

Tyrehl Byk: I cannot destroy with words, someone who is not willing to destroy themself.

SaveMe Oh: Are you asking me to destroy myself?

Tyrehl Byk: Why would anyone think to ask that question?

SaveMe Oh: I don’t know? Tell me!

Tyrehl Byk: I was hoping  you’d tell me!

SaveMe Oh: I don’t know why you think the way you do, I don’t know you.

Tyrehl Byk: That much is certain, SMO.

Tyrehl Byk: How do we move forward from this moment?

SaveMe Oh: You promised me once to work together in LEA, that could have brought us together more maybe, but it turned out to be a fake offer

SaveMe Oh: So you tell me.

Tyrehl Byk: Not at all.  I could not complete my LEA commitment, I told them so, and withdrew my application for reasons that were personal and fully disclosed to the LEA.

SaveMe Oh: You didnt tell me that, so moving forward is difficult when you promiss something and then say nothing anymore.

Best Performance Ever In A Virtual World?

The SaveMe Rez Week 2014 produced a superb advert for the WEAR TO MOVE performance SaveMe Oh  gave 9 March in the LEA 10 sim ”Your breath was shed” from Mimesis Monday/Heidi Dahlsveen. But was WEAR TO MOVE the best performance ever in a virtual world?  We asked fans and critics for their reviews of WEAR TO MOVE.

“I really love her art. But I love even more the fact that she’s using the entire virtual world as her canvas,” says Ampel Goosson. He’s one of dozens of people with virtual cameras who’ve crowded in front of a dressing room where they patiently line up to get their turn to get naked and receive from Mimesis Monday one of the eight special made outfits from SaveMe Oh for the WEAR TO MOVE performance that is part of the opening night of this LEA sim. They’re here for the honour to be part of a SaveMe Oh performance, willingly to take the risk of being expelled from the snobbish art mafia that already keeps a grim grip on virtual worlds for almost a decade.

Some of SaveMe’s earlier works were destroyed almost as quickly as they appeared, banned, muted, ejected or derendered by local wannabe artists, sim owners or curators who seem to resent SaveMe Oh’s intrusion on their turf. And they’re not the only ones who wish she’d go back to hell.

“SaveMe Oh is a great promo girl; SaveMe Oh is not an artist; SaveMe Oh is an act,” says Tyrehl Byk, the upper P from the PPP (Particle Pee Party). Byk gives SaveMe credit for making images that stand out from the average because they’re well-promoted. But he says the artist isn’t as deep as her fans like to think. “Does she really think making avatars waiting in line and promises them some peeping opportunities arouse the art world?” “She’s completely conventional, anarchy lite,” says Byk. “Her images are especially uninteresting. I mean an artist peeing on a work of Cherry Manga? Meh. A horsedick in Quan Lavender? Meh. I mean, it’s pretty pointed political messages, but all so obvious. So obvious.”

Still, SaveMe’s defenders say her words and images are only part of the point. They say the context matters, too.

“She brings art to the sims in a way that very few artists do,” says Ziki Questi, the author of a book about SaveMe Oh called Oh, Save Me!  “People stop who don’t go into galleries, who don’t go into museums, and they look at SaveMe Oh.” Questi says the artist’s omnipotent presence shows that her range has grown to include video and fashion-based pieces in her performances. Her favourite was the “Kratje” dress were Questi says see felt the splinters really getting in her virtual ass. The experience was totally real. ” And virtually no one could find the splinter in my ass” Questi says, even with the most modern zooming techniques.

Simotron Aquila, who was only able to see a part of the performance stated; “Like many people, I just find the performances of SaveMe Oh incredibly compelling. In my head this most elusive of her dancing looks like Margot Fonteyn driving a bicycle with square wheels or something like that. This performance letting SaveMe’s political statements, hastily and secretly presented inside non existing virtual walls, speak for themselves. If SaveMe was just an anarchist or griefer, rustling with discontent, her art would be unimpressive. But SaveMe’s art speaks with an edgy, wry, stylish accent. Her creations are no defacement. Instead, they’re the graphic, unheard voices of those shouting “something is wrong here!”

Eupalinos Ugajin couldn’t disagree more when he refused to stand for a second in line and TP-ed out of the sim as quickly as possible when SaveMe’s performance was announced. “This bitch is the attention whore of the art universe, she enjoys her time smuggling pieces of her attachment “art” into museums and art sim, installing her trademark name into random buildings such as my rafts or fluctuating Dada’s. This cunt pastes her name onto property, photographs it, puts it in the social media, and then calls it art. If you are the type of person that likes to point and laugh at the unusual places she puts her name on then this is the person you should follow blind.”

But SaveMe’s fans who lined up in front of her dressing room seem willing to forgive her every fart. And they’ll follow her to wherever she appears.

The Generous Heart Of Tyrehl Byk

As all the LEA sims are owned by Solo Mornington, Jayjay Zifanwe and LaPiscean Liberty (what’s in a name) and the committee in her endless wisdom has decided to ban me from all sims unless an artist wants me there I will have to beg to every single artist for exile.

One of the artists granted a sim is the notorious Tyrehl Beck who said about me:

After having personally witnessed the “performances” of this person (SaveMe Oh) for several years it is clear that there is very little playful intent in evidence. What I’ve witnessed repeatedly are the acts of a cyber-bully who appears to derive perverse satisfaction from forcing herself into the lives of others and then gleefully watching the results.

She repeats this same process over and over and over again with almost no variation while cowardly hiding behind the false facade of a “performance artist”

These aren’t creative or artistically important performances. These are the rebellious acts of a one-trick pony who is more interested in manipulation, control and self-aggrandizement than in actual creativity. I feel sorry for her.

 

SaveMe with pigs, Quan and Tyrehl in happier times

And this opion about me he also had:

My point has always been that even IF someone considers SaveMe Oh as a satirical character, (which I do not) I can’t imagine what low standard of value would be required to consider her a competent representation of the art form, much less a masterful one.

If her work had any important depth at all, she would be able to establish her own venue, or find lots of others willing to provide her space in theirs and then draw huge crowds of people who would CHOOSE to witness SaveMe Oh’s performances. Unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to be able to do that, and as a cheap substitute she attempts to obnoxiously force her repetitive, shallow, poorly crafted, and egocentric ideas onto others in their own venues during their own events under the misguided idea that what she does is universally valuable.

 

Surprised sheep listen to Tyrehl’s proposal

But now in 2014 to my big surprise he contacted me. A trick? Having a Save Bashing Party with the other LEA members?

Tyrehl Byk: So I got this LEA sim for 5 months starting in a few days and I need to have at least one event on the sim during the run.  What if I gave you an hour sometime to do anything you wish?

SaveMe Oh: Don’t worry, they banned me at all LEA sims

Tyrehl Byk: I’ll be the estate manager.  I can have whomever I wish.

SaveMe Oh: When you have the guts you allow me in all 5 months and see what happens

Tyrehl Byk: Ok, I say one hour…you say 5 months.

SaveMe Oh: Don’t flatter yourself; I won’t be there 5 months 100% sure

Tyrehl Byk: Do you want to have a performance during my run or not?

SaveMe Oh: As you know I perform when I feel to it, schedule a performance is soooo old school RL thinking. Next thing is you offering me seats to glue my audience in

Tyrehl Byk: The only reason to schedule it is so that we could let people know when it will be.  To perform without an audience would be pointless, wouldn’t you agree? I would put no restrictions on what you may do.

SaveMe Oh: I think it is very sweet of you but when I have the chance I accept restrictions of nobody in my screen. Of course we can work together, that is something else.

Tyrehl Byk: I’m not sure I follow that.

SaveMe Oh: I don’t accept any of your restrictions and also don’t accept you as an owner of something, but when you want to give me the freedom to anticipate once in a while on your buildings I would like it.  And for that you just ask the LEA politburo to allow me in your sim and you talk with me what we could do.

Tyrehl Byk: Ok, just so you know…the LEA won’t have any say in who I can invite to the sim.  That decision will be up to me, and me alone.

SaveMe Oh: On the moment not

Tyrehl Byk: As far as whatever I’ve built on the land prior to your performance, I couldn’t care less how you interact with it. This will be a sim open for your imagination.

SaveMe Oh: The owners have me banned on all sims and only when a artist request my unbanning they will do so

Tyrehl Byk: I’d help you draw an audience, but that would be the limit of my participation. SaveMe…you aren’t understanding me.  The new LEA grants give me full estate management decisions over who can and cannot appear on the sim.  The power will be mine, and mine alone, and I’m inviting you in. If you want to strut your stuff….here is your chance. If you want to thumb your nose at the LEA…fine by me.

SaveMe Oh: You will have to ask Solo, Jayjay or LaPiscean first, trust me

SaveMe Oh: Fuschia invited me but they banned me immediately

Tyrehl Byk: Leave that to me.

SaveMe Oh: she had to wrote to Jayjay to make that right again

Tyrehl Byk: Was that on Jayjay’s sim? The LEA sim he controls?

SaveMe Oh: The 3 mentioned before own all LEA sim. All have their zone of sims. So you also have a boss, one of those 3.

Tyrehl Byk: OK, so let’s not argue that point…If I’m right and I can have whoever I wish…will you entertain my offer?

SaveMe Oh: I will not come for an hour, that’s a trick to get rid of we the rest of the 5 months, when you allow me unlimited access I accept.

Tyrehl Byk: I don’t need a trick to get rid of you.

SaveMe Oh: I only want my freedom without restrictions.

Tyrehl Byk: I’m offering you a window of opportunity to demonstrate your artistic mastery. So if an hour is too little, and I think that 5 months is too much, how should we make this opportunity happen?

SaveMe Oh: As if you are the nice curator giving a poor artist a last chance? I have windows open all over the world. When I accept it is my believes in interaction. So start with granting me entrance to your sim and see what happens. And know that it’s not my game to disturb you

Tyrehl Byk: “game” is not the adjective I was thinking of. You’re a cipher. I’m not entirely certain what is at the center of your art.

SaveMe Oh: Good thing is I don’t have to discuss that with you as you don’t have to tell me what’s the center of yours. I am simple a performer that uses stages that I find

Tyrehl Byk: I’d rather see it than hear it. Listens. Well…that much seems certain.

SaveMe Oh: So do you trust me enough to cut away the fences around your sim or you agree with the committee that everybody has to be protected from me getting to close?

Tyrehl Byk: I would say that for the duration of your performance…(whatever duration we decide that will be)…there would be no fences, and no one would expect or receive “protection” as silly as that concept in a virtual world is. This is your opportunity to do whatever you want to do, in front of, or on top of whatever and whomever is in the sim.

SaveMe Oh: You make it sound like an exclusive offer, as if not all SL lies ahead of me to perform. When you really want to offer me something you offer me in without conditions. When you start to hate me again you can always call in your friends again to remove me, or if you get a kick out of it you can do it yourself.

Tyrehl Byk: That much is certain…why should it be otherwise? Sweetheart…you confuse hate with ego.

SaveMe Oh: And you confuse your offer with my natural right

Tyrehl Byk: That is an odd statement that doesn’t seem to have an objective idea of what constitutes a “right”. Or a “natural right”

SaveMe Oh: You can discuss for hours like a real Solo Mornington, I am happy when you just make sure I can enter your sim. Thanks for your big heart.

Tyrehl Byk: sighs…thinks you are missing the point of my offer.

SaveMe Oh: What makes you think an hour performance in your sim is interesting for me? You think I am in search for that kind of options?

Tyrehl Byk: What makes you think I wouldn’t entertain a longer period of time?

SaveMe Oh: Unban me there and you will notice quickly enough if I got inspired to interact with your work or if I was in the mood to perform.

Tyrehl Byk: …or multiple periods of time….say every wednesday at X hour…

SaveMe Oh: And trust me, when I want an audience they will come

Tyrehl Byk: Sweetheart, I’m not a rube.

SaveMe Oh: And when I want to perform I can do so all day long in Two Fish so it’s about interaction with your work, nothing else.

Tyrehl Byk: I disagree.

SaveMe Oh: Ok to stop the discussion, will you allow me in your sim or not?

Tyrehl Byk: You say it is about interaction with my work, but I think what you really mean is that is about interaction with the viewers of my work, and that is something I’m willing to accomodate. I will. I want to see what you can do without all the restrictive crap you’ve been subjected to for so long.

SaveMe Oh: TP me when you want me there

Tyrehl Byk: Oooh…now there is a great idea! I hadn’t thought of that. Then again, you aren’t on my friend’s list. When are your usual hours of being in SL?

SaveMe Oh: I am always online as I have more operators

Tyrehl Byk: I have no idea what that means.

SaveMe Oh: Me neither

SaveMe Oh: TP me on the opening of you sim and then don’t ban me again and see if you can stand it.

Tyrehl Byk: Understood…..this could be interesting. Then again..you and your blog thrive on the banning events….we can’t leave a thirsty crowd wanting, can we?

SaveMe Oh: Now you be the first to proof to the thirsty crowd that art without the banning factor is much more interesting.

SaveMe Oh: I will blog this so my thirsty readers can get used to a future without bans.

Tyrehl Byk: The future is now.

The Day The Anti Solo Mornington March Changed The Canadian Art scène

SaveMe’s holidays part 3

When I had this year my holidays in Canada, one thing was clear. A country worldwide artistically only known for having grown Celine Dion in a maple leaf need a change. So I went on a road trip to set a new standard of art in cities and remote villages. First I targeted on Dalhousie, New Brunswick as I assumed the events there would be as dull as dull could be and it would be far away enough from my sister Bryn Oh’s sheep ashram in Toronto. When I arrived there I found out they had the yearly Bon Ami event planned but as I have no bon ami’s I decided to take over the march. Luckily I found my friends Ed Vespucciano, Ampel Goosson, Kikas Babenco and Luce Laval brave enough to join me in the bold event that shook Dalhousie in it’s veins. We all dressed up as the old fart Solo Mornington, who already for decades is the dictator of the virtual art world. As a metaphor for the non development of arts in the world and Canada in particular his image was the best thing we could grab and so we parade through central Dalhousie. The people in the streets didn’t seem to get it yet but when they will see the light in 10 years it isn’t a waste of time at all as the process of change is slow.

After this I went off to Quebec, centre of the Christian extremist movement of Canada in order to show the guys in woman clothes there that the only way to salvation is some pure and good drama. And that it takes more than playing year after year the same box-office chartbuster story about a guy hanging on a cross. Occupying their great and numerous theatres with always the same afterparties with wine and bread. Now I know that it is difficult to quit a success story that makes you rich while you are asleep as it is also impossible for Betty Omo to do ever something else then throw some bright colors in a sphere. But now it is time for the Canadian art world to change, as they already have the costumes ánd the theatres. And, last but not least…SaveMe Oh around.

That art is not clear upon first sight and that I have myself hardly ever an idea what I am doing was leading me to the next performance in Quebec where I asked the guy who hates me most and who is the most unsatisfied with my coming out as Chun Hua Catherine Dong, Tyrehl Byk to kill me once more as he is already trying to kill me for a long time. He was more than pleased to take up a bow and shoot some arrows right through my gorgeous body.

The Canadian art world could for the moment not react in any other way then how  they always do, appear as a walking question mark.

Nothing Removed!

First I received a message from Solo Mornington about NOTHING in the LEA sandbox!

Solo Mornington: Heya. having more complaints about ‘nothing’ in the sandbox. returning those. leaving the rest.

SaveMe Oh: Please provide me with the reasons on which your decission is based!

When I Replaced NOTHING I was griefed by Tyrehl Byk

Ofcourse I complained immediately by the guard of duty PatriciaAnne Daviau

SaveMe Oh: Patricia, Tyrehl is griefing me

SaveMe Oh: he is hurting me with cubes that follow me

PatriciaAnne Daviau: ask him to stop

SaveMe Oh: He is Solo Morningtons boyfriend. I don’t dare!

PatriciaAnne Daviau: ahhh I did not know that! 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Solo loves Tyrehls particles exploding in his ass, you should know that!

PatriciaAnne Daviau: nope I did not

SaveMe Oh: Now you know

SaveMe Oh: And are you aware that Solo Mornington removed NOTHING from LEA5?

SaveMe Oh: all NOTHING was in my lost and found folder, because he recieved complaints

SaveMe Oh: why?

PatriciaAnne Daviau: yes … there were complaints

SaveMe Oh: but when there are complaints about NOTHING you return everything?

SaveMe Oh: It’s not friday yet

PatriciaAnne Daviau: no it is not friday you are correct

SaveMe Oh: So what is the reason to remove NOTHING?

PatriciaAnne Daviau: you had surrounded most all builds in the sandbox

SaveMe Oh: Is there a LEA rule forbidding the surrounding of the sandbox with NOTHING?

SaveMe Oh: And why there is no communication with me about NOTHING before removing it?

PatriciaAnne Daviau: there is common courtesy

PatriciaAnne Daviau: and you would have to ask Solo why he did not communicate anything with you first

SaveMe Oh: Nothing was carefully build between other works

PatriciaAnne Daviau: but it is up to the admins of the sandbox to decide when to return things

SaveMe Oh: Why you did not return NOTHING and he did?

SaveMe Oh: Do you two communicate about NOTHING?