Road To Ruin

Larkworthy Antfarm just discovered a “lost” film on her hard drive. She made it a few years ago. She used a vintage clip from the Prelinger Archive along with Save Me Oh’s modern version of the Medieval Tolentanz or “Dance of Death.” Curtis Eller’s “Taking Up With Serpents Again” is the perfect musical accompaniment. The road to perdition…

Do I love this long lost masterpiece? Is that a question?????

The Betty Bore

When the most boring SL wannabe artist Betty Tureaud (Think random stuff painted in OMO colors) has a gathering with Ultralight muzak it’s time for a bedtime story.

It was ages ago I heared Ultralight for the last time. Wasn’t she that German Schlager expert? Softly I started to sing that Ultralight song I thought to remember; “Ich bin wie du, wir sind wie Sand und Meer” when my eye fell on the banlist of the sim. Of course it contained my name as ALWAYS BANNED but on the ALWAYS allowed list was the name of Alizarin Goldflake, wasn’t she dead?????!!!!!

Easter was so near, was Alizarin planning a come back? Hopeful I looked up in the sky, but no, no returning Alizarin, just particle pollution. What a LAG, I hardly could move, everything was dark, was Ultralight playing white or black noise tonight?

It was Venus, the one with the water-head, farting particles while Ultralight did a Tangerine Dream karaoke. I looked at Venus her alien water-head. They say the bigger the head the harder they fart. Luckily Ultralight had close to zero emission. I would say Ultralight could be climate neutral if it wasn’t for that alien farter….

Was Ampel here? The old one? I wonder if Venus could also do Mandel farts in 3D? Wow, if she could he would be so delighted. But a lot of people would go if she would fart Mandel 3D. When people say they have to go they mean to say they hate it.

I could already hear Mandel start shouting CLAP CLAP CLAP. Was he not aware shouting might trigger epileptic attacks, he better would whisper, psssstttt, not so loud.

The glorious appearance of Kikas Babenco made all LAG disappear as if in a miracle. “How is Marmaduke, Kikas? Is he still working in the security orb business?

A strange breakbeat woke up the elderly avi’s. Ultralight is a breakbeat expert but those particles disturb the radiowaves and brainwaves, they told me on secondpedia.

DOOB was moving in the scene. What was he doing here? He was hating the Ultralight Muzak. But hey, Betty Tureaud paid me to show up here, why wouldn’t she have paid DOOB too to make an appearance? Or was he just the doorman who had to send everyone who couldn’t enter a Jean Michel Jarre Spotify link?

In the mean time Venus’s farts had dried up “Hey Venus, next time you have to eat more pea soup!”

When Marmaduke Arado would have been here he would have started a show. Such a pity all those awful people parked here had scared him away with their hi’s and coucou’s.

While I was dreaming about Marmaduke I get scared. Ultralight was not doing her extended version tonight, I hoped? People were already falling asleep.

“Venus fart louder, people are falling asleep” only Dildo Haas was as always still standing straight.

And then Ush came in who I had told to stay at home to watch our sim. But she couldn’t resist a possible Ampel tango animation. I was starting the 5 minute countdown to prevent even more wasted time. Mandel started shouting as the Pavlov doggie he is.

I jumped into Ush her new Shinto Honda, told Kikas to blow Marma (a kiss) and we drove home. Ush tried to cheer me up “If Betty is an artist, I am SaveMe Oh”.

With tears in our eyes from laughing we arrived in our sim were we both grabbed a fish. Ultralight Muzak makes hungry.

Who Own Me?

Does Linden Lab own me or does Cherry Manga own me. In 2007 I was thinking I was creating myself and after this marvellous achievement “my” image was copied and used a 1000 times as one of the most iconic trademarks of Secondlife. Other avatars desperately try to copy my success and when they obviously failed I tried to save them by sharing a piece of the cake with them. I allowed them to make machinima’s about me or advertise their so called event with my image.

When poor Cherry Manga got into a huge identity crisis and fled to Open Sim to become a belly button investigator I decide to help her out and let her make a mesh doll after my famous image. The result of that collaboration is to see in many of my artworks, for example in my last rezday performance ALL OF ME were I animated 100 of clones of myself.

This week I glued a doll on a piece of meat I stole from the internet and called the piece SaveMeat Oh and put it for sale on marketplace.

Not a day later Cherry Manga called me:

Cherry Manga: If the doll is mine than please don’t sell it.

SaveMe Oh: A SaveMe Oh doll is never yours, I created it. BTW do you have the file of the doll?

Cherry Manga: I’m not kidding.

SaveMe Oh: Me neither, I created SaveMe Oh in 2007, it was very nice you helped me out with the mesh doll in 2017, btw, some hair would have been nice.

Cherry Manga: Ok make money with full perm freebies I gave. With no sell condition. Bravo. You’re such a good and trustable person.

SaveMe Oh: The SaveMe Oh doll was not a freebie, you gave it to me. Although I gave it away to all visitors of my rezday performance 2 years ago.

Now I used it for a new artwork, you think Marcel Duchamp paid the creator of the urinoir?

When I send my doll to a 3D printer, who do I have to pay? Linden Lab, the owner of the printer, Cherry Manga for making a mesh copy or myself being the celebrated artist? And what with all the clones who pretend to be me?

Anyway, poor Cherry can use some Linden for some sherry so she will receive 25% on every sale. Make her rich! Just how I saved my sister Bryn Oh once by selling my paintings to give her some money to breed rabbits.

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/SaveMeat-Oh/17005016

My father Cupido Oh is also selling my shit, if you insist.

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/218144

Save Ush All

SaveMe Oh Smiles

Were Glasz DeCuir shot 2 hours of footage in the wrong viewer, resulting in all my meshdolls appear frozen, luckily the real minions were awake and Larkworthy Antfarm came with this beautiful rezday present celebrating in this machinima my 12th rezday performance.

The first mass scenes in Secondlife are now history!

Roxy’s Noble Spirit

A L M A (espiritunoble): We dont know each other but i just saw your name in the ban list of GBTH project. I was wondering why

SaveMe Oh: Must be GBTH is not so open minded as they pretend to be

A L M A: I’ve heard people complain..but only for one person of the GBTH group. Did you had problem with Marina?

SaveMe Oh: I actually cant remember why, but as the most famous performer of SL they must be afraid of me.

A L M A (espiritunoble): who is the famous performer, you?

SaveMe Oh: duh?

A L M A: Sorry i dont know you, tell me about your perform please

SaveMe Oh: Did you live under a stone? http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=saveme+oh

A L M A: haha, maybe, ok..checking it..

SaveMe Oh: See you in some months when you have read all

A L M A: Yeah i can see that, psychedelic videos, nice but now i can see why you cold have been banned from GBTH

SaveMe Oh: GBTH banning people is some contradiction, isn’t it?

A L M A: Totally

SaveMe Oh: They must have a hidden agenda

A L M A: It should be called GBHT Selective Artsy Group. But not Megan, she is lovely and adorable person, is that monster Marina. Poor thing

SaveMe Oh: Then explain her how wrong she is

A L M A: I tried, but we end up fighting and hating each other

SaveMe Oh: Activate your noble spirit

A L M A: Actually it was with my alt, she doesn’t know Alma

SaveMe Oh: And i don’t know this alt so call me when you have achieved something

A L M A: You have no idea what i have achieved. Why would i call you?

SaveMe Oh: Because you just did and I have no interest what your alt or you have achieved

A L M A: Perfect, burn in hell horrible bitch, your work sucks anyways, filled with cliches

SaveMe Oh: you too Roxy

A L M A: Famous performer hahaha, you are nothing!

SaveMe Oh: You must miss me very much.