Larkworthy Antfarm just discovered a “lost” film on her hard drive. She made it a few years ago. She used a vintage clip from the Prelinger Archive along with Save Me Oh’s modern version of the Medieval Tolentanz or “Dance of Death.” Curtis Eller’s “Taking Up With Serpents Again” is the perfect musical accompaniment. The road to perdition…
Do I love this long lost masterpiece? Is that a question?????
When the most boring SL wannabe artist Betty Tureaud (Think random stuff painted in OMO colors) has a gathering with Ultralight muzak it’s time for a bedtime story.
It was ages ago I heared Ultralight for the last time. Wasn’t she that German Schlager expert? Softly I started to sing that Ultralight song I thought to remember; “Ich bin wie du, wir sind wie Sand und Meer” when my eye fell on the banlist of the sim. Of course it contained my name as ALWAYS BANNED but on the ALWAYS allowed list was the name of Alizarin Goldflake, wasn’t she dead?????!!!!!
Easter was so near, was Alizarin planning a come back? Hopeful I looked up in the sky, but no, no returning Alizarin, just particle pollution. What a LAG, I hardly could move, everything was dark, was Ultralight playing white or black noise tonight?
It was Venus, the one with the water-head, farting particles while Ultralight did a Tangerine Dream karaoke. I looked at Venus her alien water-head. They say the bigger the head the harder they fart. Luckily Ultralight had close to zero emission. I would say Ultralight could be climate neutral if it wasn’t for that alien farter….
Was Ampel here? The old
one? I wonder if Venus could also do Mandel farts in 3D? Wow, if she
could he would be so delighted. But a lot of people would go if she
would fart Mandel 3D. When people say they have to go they mean to
say they hate it.
I could already hear
Mandel start shouting CLAP CLAP CLAP. Was he not aware shouting might
trigger epileptic attacks, he better would whisper, psssstttt, not so
The glorious appearance of
Kikas Babenco made all LAG disappear as if in a miracle. “How is
Marmaduke, Kikas? Is he still working in the security orb business?
A strange breakbeat woke
up the elderly avi’s. Ultralight is a breakbeat expert but those
particles disturb the radiowaves and brainwaves, they told me on
DOOB was moving in the scene. What was he doing here? He was hating the Ultralight Muzak. But hey, Betty Tureaud paid me to show up here, why wouldn’t she have paid DOOB too to make an appearance? Or was he just the doorman who had to send everyone who couldn’t enter a Jean Michel Jarre Spotify link?
In the mean time Venus’s
farts had dried up “Hey Venus, next time you have to eat more pea
When Marmaduke Arado would
have been here he would have started a show. Such a pity all those
awful people parked here had scared him away with their hi’s and
While I was dreaming about
Marmaduke I get scared. Ultralight was not doing her extended version
tonight, I hoped? People were already falling asleep.
“Venus fart louder,
people are falling asleep” only Dildo Haas was as always still
And then Ush came in who I
had told to stay at home to watch our sim. But she couldn’t resist
a possible Ampel tango animation. I was starting the 5 minute
countdown to prevent even more wasted time. Mandel started shouting
as the Pavlov doggie he is.
I jumped into Ush her new
Shinto Honda, told Kikas to blow Marma (a kiss) and we drove home.
Ush tried to cheer me up “If Betty is an artist, I am SaveMe Oh”.
With tears in our eyes
from laughing we arrived in our sim were we both grabbed a fish.
Ultralight Muzak makes hungry.
Does Linden Lab own me or does Cherry Manga own me. In 2007 I was thinking I was creating myself and after this marvellous achievement “my” image was copied and used a 1000 times as one of the most iconic trademarks of Secondlife. Other avatars desperately try to copy my success and when they obviously failed I tried to save them by sharing a piece of the cake with them. I allowed them to make machinima’s about me or advertise their so called event with my image.
When poor Cherry Manga got
into a huge identity crisis and fled to Open Sim to become a belly
button investigator I decide to help her out and let her make a mesh
doll after my famous image. The result of that collaboration is to
see in many of my artworks, for example in my last rezday performance
ALL OF ME were I animated 100 of clones of myself.
This week I glued a doll
on a piece of meat I stole from the internet and called the piece
SaveMeat Oh and put it for sale on marketplace.
Not a day later Cherry
Manga called me:
Cherry Manga: If the doll
is mine than please don’t sell it.
SaveMe Oh doll is never yours, I created it. BTW do you have the file
of the doll?
Manga: I’m not kidding.
Oh: Me neither, I created SaveMe Oh in 2007, it was very nice you
helped me out with the mesh doll in 2017, btw, some hair would have
Manga: Ok make money with full perm freebies I gave. With no sell
condition. Bravo. You’re such a good and trustable person.
Oh: The SaveMe Oh doll was not a freebie, you gave it to me. Although
I gave it away to all visitors of my rezday performance 2 years ago.
I used it for a new artwork, you think Marcel Duchamp paid the
creator of the urinoir?
I send my doll to a 3D printer, who do I have to pay? Linden Lab, the
owner of the printer, Cherry Manga for making a mesh copy or myself
being the celebrated artist? And what with all the clones who pretend
to be me?
poor Cherry can use some Linden for some sherry so she will receive
25% on every sale. Make her rich! Just
how I saved my sister Bryn Oh once by selling my paintings to give
her some money to breed rabbits.
SaveMe Oh: Can I use your song for a machinima? Liz Solo: Sure! Thanks for listening to it. SaveMe Oh: Great, I love it. Liz Solo: Awww thank you. Thats the first song I ever wrote, lol. SaveMe Oh: Might be your best, you better stop! Liz Solo: hahah you could be right.
Were Glasz DeCuir shot 2 hours of footage in the wrong viewer, resulting in all my meshdolls appear frozen, luckily the real minions were awake and Larkworthy Antfarm came with this beautiful rezday present celebrating in this machinima my 12th rezday performance.
The first mass scenes in Secondlife are now history!