The “Art” World Enjoying A Playback Show

You always think it can’t get any worse. People are already complaining about “artists” who sing along with karaoke tapes but wait till you hear this.

In the Eye Art Gallery from Wan Laryukov they close an exhibition by playing a CD of Portuguese fado singer Mariza and then have 5 dolls online on poseballs pretending they perform live.

Now imagine wannabe artists like my sister Bryn Oh, her alt Cica Ghost, Igor Ballyhoo, Duna Gant, Giovanna Cerise, Mona Byte and the Portugese watercolour hippie community  sitting at tables watching a playback show. But also my musical friends DD and Yadleen had obviously no problem with roleplaying audience in front of a non existing performance. Don’t they have spotify to listen to Mariza?

SaveMe Oh: Now we are looking at a doll pretending to be Mariza, while they play a tape????

Pseudo Mariza: Negro, bairro negro, bairro negro. Onde não há pão, não há sossego

SaveMe Oh: My god, this got every minute more ridiculous

Cladestino Milena: There she is again……

SaveMe Oh: Will Elvis return from dead after this also?

Cladestino Milena: If you dont like it, leave.

Pseudo Mariza: Olha o sol que vai nascendo. Anda ver o mar.

SaveMe Oh: Or no, after we will have the “live”performance of Johan Sebastian Bach, live on his organ

Cladestino Milena: you can play my organ anytime

Pseudo  Mariza: Trago um fado no meu canto, canto a noite, até ser dia

SaveMe Oh: I saw Mariza live, btw and she has much better dance moves. Who has animated her? She looks more like Pinocchio

Pseudo Mariza: Tenho saudades de mim, do meu amor, mais amado. Eu canto um país sem fim, o mar, a terra, o meu fado, meu fado, meu fado, meu fado.

Cladestino Milena: You look ridiculous….. everyday….. and nobody says a thing

SaveMe Oh: And were are the violin players, or were those dolls too expensive?

Pseudo  Mariza: De mim só me falto eu, senhora, da minha vida. Do sonho, digo que é meu, e dou por mim já nascida.

Cladestino Milena: How really stupid you are?

SaveMe Oh: And do we have to tip those animated dolls? For what?

Cladestino Milena: Leave…let others enjoy. Nobody enjoy you huh? Get a third life then.

SaveMe Oh: Can I have a baba de camelo please so I can spit a little bit?

Joaopedro Oh: Dido princess 🙂

SaveMe Oh: Who is the puppeteer? Cavaco Silva?

Wan Laryukov: No comments please. One more comment on the chat and I will ban you.

And here ends another night where the freedom of speech was happily celebrated.

Wan Laryukov ejected and banned you from this land.

My sister Bryn Oh with her own alt Cica Ghost enjoying animated dolls playbacking Portuguese singer Mariza

What is that bitch Dido Haas doing there with my Igor?

Cladestino Milena: realmente deves mesmo andar com falta de caralho pelo cu acima… mas pronto… o sl é pequeno e quando mesnos esperares, la vou estar eu a pagar-te da mesma moeda. Nasceste estupido e com a idade estas pior. Deixa estar, vais morrer cedo. Ja te suicidaste ou ainda ai estas? Um gajo como tu a fazer de mulher? Tem juizo parolo, compra um vibrador e enfia-a pelo cu adentro… isto antes de te suicidares… sempre morres feliz.

SaveMe Oh: Are you the playback doll?
Cladestino Milena: ainda nao te mataste? fonix……

SaveMe Oh: Mariza would be very happy  with such an idiot as her Pinocchio doll
Cladestino Milena: Nao entendo o que dizes? Deves estar com o dildo pelo cu acima ainda. Quando estiveres satisfeito diz.
SaveMe Oh: Instead of playing with dolls maybe you could consider to go to school?
Cladestino Milena: Doi-te o que ? Opa, mete vaselina, isso deve ajudar-te.

Cladestino’s group can do the following exiting events for you:

CME

. CME stands for Concerts & Music & Entertainment. We are a Second Life entertainment company, founded in July 17, 2008.

. The main act is a Tribute Band that performs the theatrical and musical acts of diferent Artists.

. The avatars look, make-up, dress up, and act like the original ones. Original music from the Artists with a live feel attitude.

. We aim to bring the audience an experience similar to a real live concert, delivering a professional entertainment service.

Call In The Cavalry

When my dear sister Bryn invited me to see the shit of her alt Cica Ghost I didn’t hesitate and TP-ed over to crash my face against banlines. But as I am an empathic person I cheerded the audience up with something really worth seeing, my yellow submarine.

Until they called in the cavalry, this foot soldiers name was Simon Linden and Bryn her arm was still brown and smelly!

Radioactive Thinking By Mikati Slade

Dear SaveMe,

I remember you sometimes when I am buying sushi at a supermarket and in a funny way in a connection with Solo Mornington. I have talked with Solo a few times. He is not a bad person and he said you have talent. I think you love Solo Mornington and I know you love Newbab Zsigmond too, admit that you have an interest for him. That picture you have making a “V” sign in front of a Pirats sign says all.

I was amazed with the picture when I saw it because I made almost a same composition picture without knowing it on facebook. We must be one mind.

A lot of people said your name until now. Where are you playing usually in SL? I guess you play with Ush and Marmeduke and Apmel. You are happy because you have many good friends.

I have another secret to share. I saw facebook and you were talking about Returned. I think Returned = SaveMe. Anyway I am a fan of both. So you both are great friends.

You create a lot of dramas in SL. People add their emotions to your created dramas every time. You lead them to do that on purpose? And do the touched emotions creates stories? I know that drama and stories are your speciality, your field. Do you think it is possible to exist in stories nowadays? Even in a post modern age? After modern it says history lost stories. Stories lost the power.

Everyone wish to see your art but they don’t see it when they stand in the middle of it, that’s ironical.

Now Eupalinos Ugajin is a good person. He is worried if you were punishing me. I told him you were not punishing me at all. And does Cica Ghost dislikes you? Because you always say she is Bryn Oh?

Psychedelic and Alzheimer is similar. Are you not bored with SL? You and I have the same account age. Or do you create some good drama when you get bored? You do this very well. You love SL, so you do perfect. Only your performance made me excited in SL art. Your existence is an art as I said, this is more correct maybe.

But you seem to have made a lot of people angry. So I am afraid to admire you in a public place. It is very hard to reach to your mind for regular people. Actually you have many big fans. So you succeeded. Maybe a lot of people think the same like you but cannot do anything. So they are excited to see your art.

Art is thing of the west. Japan is separated with that even though there are many artists in Japan. So I had a dream to see western art people in SL but I didn’t see it. Only you.

So I guess I would be happier if I would like art like house decoration.

Will you do something at burn2 festival, SaveMe? I am not a spy of Burn btw. I think they are hippies. California new-age spiritualism.

Hey SaveMe, where are you going?

You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected and banned by Eupalinos Ugajin.

Cica Ghost Has An Allergy

Eupalinos Ugaijin is having a project with rafts in the water in LEA 20. Trying not always to be an awful person I put on my sweetest smile and said to him that I might have something nice to add to his project as also other artists had already their rafts floating in his pool

SaveMe Oh: Can I put here a Rose Boat in the water?

Eupalinos Ugajin: ok could I have a copy please ?

SaveMe Oh: Its a no tranfer, thats why I ask if I can put one here.

Eupalinos Ugajin: Rose made it ?

SaveMe Oh: No I made it but it has no trans roses in it.

SaveMe Oh: Now dont worry , I will not build your whole sim full

Eupalinos Ugajin: Not the problem. The problem would be Cica Ghost leaving the project, I have to see first sorry

Eupalinos Ugajin: She seems allergic to you

SaveMe Oh: I always call her Bryn Oh

Eupalinos Ugajin: Anyway I prefer not to see her leave, so will talk to her and contact you.

Eupalinos Ugajin: She made some raft also

SaveMe Oh: I would personally say she could drop dead forever but its your party

Eupalinos Ugajin: I contact you soon

SaveMe Oh: Actually don’t bother

SaveMe Oh: The fact you discuss with her if I could contribute something is disgusting

Eupalinos Ugajin: She just told she would not leave so I am fine with you rezzing your raft

SaveMe Oh: You have more things you have to ask her permission before you do something?

Eupalinos Ugajin: Not permission, but what if I invited you and she left, what would be the purpose?

SaveMe Oh: You did not invited me, I invited myself, and the fact you checked that with her is sick.

Eupalinos Ugajin: I just invited her a while ago and she made something for the project, so it is natural to me to ask her. So I invite you or not ?

SaveMe Oh: No thanks

Eupalinos Ugajin: ok tell me if you change you mind

SaveMe Oh: I dont want to be in the way of your precious relationships with people

Eupalinos Ugajin: you mix things here and you know it.

SaveMe Oh: I know you checked with her things you shouldn’t.

Eupalinos Ugajin: Just a project and people making something for it

SaveMe Oh: Exactlly, but they way you work it out is a different one

Eupalinos Ugajin: Ah now I should not do something ? “you shouldnt” well…

SaveMe Oh: And you did not even ask Artistic Depression, she will be against it too. Better check that too

Eupalinos Ugajin: Well he has you on ignore I don’t think he would mind

SaveMe Oh: And Maya also has her bad days

SaveMe Oh: Next time I ask you something please say yes or no.

Eupalinos Ugajin: I am fine with rezzing a build of course, but yes if this implies 2/3 people leaving I must of course take this in consideration

SaveMe Oh: This bullshit I cant handle. Yes, take good care of the majority.

How Licking Every Ass Give A Smelly Tongue But A Fat Belly

Also always wondered how Jayjay Zifanwe found funds of millions of Linden to support his Art IKEA in UWA or how Quan Lavender get all those free sims to do her charity work for her own blogs (give me a freebie and I write about you)? Here is how it works. It’s called the Licking Every Ass (LEA) doctrine.

For the record they set up a grant system for the LEA sims. Poor silly artists do their best to write an ambitious plan in the hope to get for some time a LEA sim, but in reality Solo Mornington, PatriciaAnne Daviau, Quan Lavender and Jayjay Zifanwe sell the sims to the highest bidder so they have funds to play the art mecenasses. And that’s why we see now a marine base full of submarines in LEA 28, The Portuguese tourist board in LEA 19 or exclusive yachts and bungalows with sexrugs in LEA 25

Kikas as a volunteer art guide in LEA

SaveMe Oh: Get lost, doggie of Solo Mornington

PatriciaAnne Daviau: LOL

SaveMe Oh: Do you also get part of the bribe money to let these kind of things be build on an artsim?

PatriciaAnne Daviau: What kind of things?

SaveMe Oh: Things bought on marketplace, submarines, ships, homes, Jacuzzi, sexrugs, beach homes, transport parking lots.

PatriciaAnne Daviau: I am checking on all of it now

SaveMe Oh: Check what? If they have paid you enough for it?

SaveMe Oh: Are you going to delete the sim?

PatriciaAnne Daviau: The owner of that sim is JayJay Zifanwe and I have pinged him about it

SaveMe Oh: Omg the corruption is really deep spread

 

Bringing art to a Marine Base before being kicked out in LEA 28

How funny that a day after my visit LEA 25 and LEA 28 are closed.

Other tricks that can be used are the following:

If you don’t want to be discovered as a LEA member but do want a sim, take an alt with another name: Bryn Oh changed in the past in Cica Ghost, Oberon Onmura has now his alt Takni to continue. And Igor Ballyhoo is also a welcome guest as long he appears as Rebeca Bashly.

The Big Cica Ghost Interview

Just the announcement of this interview with the widely respected artist Cica Ghost lead to the fact that my blog has been removed from blogrolls.

But that won’t stop me.

Here is the interview without any editing done.

SaveMe Oh: Why you banned me?

SaveMe Oh: What did I do to you?

SaveMe Oh: Why your ban list already has 4 banned people even before your sim is ready?

SaveMe Oh: Is it true that you are Bryn Oh and because of that you can have a permanent sim on LEA?

SaveMe Oh: Did I disturb you on your last sim or on this one to give you a reason to ban me?

SaveMe Oh: Does the power you have to ban people or deny them access give you pleasure?

SaveMe Oh: Do you feel in your real life also the need to deny people their freedom?

SaveMe Oh: Thank you for being so cooperative

PS: Take a look at Bryn Oh’s blog http://brynoh.blogspot.nl/2013/03/fashion-for-life.html and see who did all the pics. What a surprise.